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2018

10

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Extra Large Panties of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…because that’s the way she’s built…but like many Amazon women, just not all Amazon sized women, she’s managed to be semi proportionate, despite being 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…so she can Anna Nicole (pre-obesity, slim spa, death from opiates) this shit and confuse the hell out of people in photos because she seems normal sized…but the second you let this unstable monster, or is it a PIG as her dad so kindly described her when she was 10, out of her cage and let her stand next to normal sized people you see just how monstrous and terrifying she actually is….

That said, she had a chance to be an instagrammer, fucked that up with a series of breakdowns and teen angst moments, paving the way for her cousin Hailey who actually made it and is living the dream via her own scamming way, that I guess they both are living because their last name had already paved the way for them, only this one’s dad was already so famous, she didn’t have to try as hard as the skinnier, normal sized, hotter cousin to make it…she didn’t have that Stephen Baldwin embarassment that lead to drive or at least to hang out with the “cool kids” knowing eventually you’d be able to monetize off it….

I guess it pays to have a deadbeat, embarassing dad….

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2018

10

May

January Jones Tits of the Day

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January Jones Tit in Robe is a Fetish somewhere, which is the same logic as Jimmy Buffett’s “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere”….because he panders to fat alcoholic trash with diabetes in their motorized scooters looking for a taste of “paradise” through sugary adult slushy drinks….the caribbean experience for retired trash that can neither afford the real caribbean experience…or really want the real caribbean experience…but rather the mall version of it….

What I am saying is that January Jones Tit in Robe is pandering to some group of virgin loser tit lover, in a low level way that people pretend isn’t low level thanks to her being on TV, making her high level….while we all know that dicks were sucked to get to this point in her career…we also know she’s 40, a single mother being a stereotype who can just put the tit away already….but no one’s told her…she’s still trying to matter the way it worked the first time.

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2018

09

May

Bella Thorne Brought the Titties Out of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such garbage…but she brought out the tits and we can fuck with that strategy.

Girl is getting paid heavy from social media, her fans are retards who use their mom’s credit cards to buy into all her shit…while this one sits back and thinks she’s killing it, because she is, but not because she’s a genius, but because Disney and her mom were geniuses to make her whatever kind of celeb she is..

I only know her as an it girl, who isn’t that hot, but who puts up half naked pics of herself for attention, which is really all I’m interested in knowing about her, because even with that I find her garbage…but I still look…and hate her…they aren’t mutually exclusive…most hot girls or tits I want to jerk off to are on women I hate…it’s just the way it is.

Here’s some dancing from one of her groupies…she’s got a lot of those…

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2018

09

May

Bella Hadid Leather Pants of the Day

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Bella Hadid doesn’t look like Bella Hadid of last year. She doesn’t looke like Bella Hadid of 3 years ago. She’s had so much work done that she’s finally looking like she’s made the transition fully…on some Bruce Jenner shit…a family friend and mentor to her I guess…

I do not find her hot, but I do think that her vagina is probably hot, despite possibly not having a vagina, at least based on that hard face, because she’s got them leather pants on….and if you know me or the site you’ll know tight pants made of fabric that doesn’t breathe is everything to me…just walk a few miles in that and turn on the heated car seat…dial things up…and sit..swelter…sit in the sun for a while…and just soak through your socks..destroy those designer shoes…the way unbreathable pants were designed to do to vaginas…choke them out….stank em out…magical…

But not as magical as whatever scam the Hadid family pulled to turn their ugly duckling of a daughter into a “top” model….instagrammer…who fucking knows what she is…other than weird looking…that’s one thing I’m pretty sure on….

Here’s Kendall Jenner

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2018

09

May

Demi Lovato Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato doing some swim campaign for some sunglass company is really fucking weird to me. The last thing I think about when I think of Demi Lovato is the beach, the sun, or really anything beyond “I heard she filmed a lesbian sex tape with Miley in Nashville when they were both underage”….or “I hate people who blame being bi-polar for their drug addiction and cunty behavior”…because as a Disney Kid, we expect drug addiction and cunty behavior…when coddled by everyone, even your parents trying to steal your earnings, you live a pretty delusional life…

Not that it matters, what matters is she’s fat, she’s not hot, there’s nothing great about her, yet some company throws a million dollars at her to get her to promote their shit with her weird fat girl banana pudding shaped tits out…that’s just crazy….or proof that you can make a lot of easy fucking money on the internet selling made in china shit to half retards…allowing you to piss money away on this garbage.

Good Times.

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2018

09

May

Kristen Stewart See Through of the Day

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I don’t know if you can actually see Kristen Stewart’s nipple. Apparently you can almost see it in one picture. Which is enough reason for me to post it, knowing that I am terrible at spotting these types of things, and knowing who these people are, and really keeping track of all this nonsense…not because I have better things to do…I really have nothing to do…but because I do not give a fuck about any of this and I can’t trick myself into giving a fuck about any of this…and I can’t pretend to give a fuck about any of this…

But I can look at the identity crisis in her lesbian haircut state…we believe you lost soul…we believe your lie…and I can look at her dressed like a Hollywood girl, who her mooch lover VS model probably helped style for her…tits out people…TITS OUT…and yet she’s still totally as uninteresting as she was in the TWILIGHt movies…but she’s here, she’s now, she’s gender fluid and pansexual…which sounds like indecisive and rich enough to waste her time figuring it all out…tits out..

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2018

09

May

Ashley Graham Fat Topless Tits of the Day

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Ashley Graham and her face injected face, brought her monster tits out to get some kind of treatment done to them, because fat chicks, instead of just working out, especially when the whole reason they exist is because they are fat chicks, designed to target the fat chicks of America, means remaining fat chicks, depsite the toll that takes on her monster tits, the only thing good about fat chicks….

She’s part of this terrible movement, not just her bowel movements from all the eating, but a movement that requires little movement, that the media and entertainment and the ad industry is embracing. Body positive. All bodies matter. Despite everything science tells us about obesity being linked to premature death and tons of fucking ailments…

There is no way this isn’t diabetic…or pre diabetic…there is just no fucking way…but she doesn’t care, promote chronic illness that can be prevented…cuz it’s getting her paid…

Celebrate that celebrity with the monster tits out, because monster tits are fun to show the world, they distract from the monster gut…and are a fetish of their own…one that we can fixate on while ignoring all that is digusting about her and her…keep flashing….but next time show more of the pancake dinner plate sized nipple. Thanks fatty.

Here she is lookin like a street HOT DOG wrapped in a garbage bag
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2018

09

May

Khloe Kardashian’s Massive Fake Ass of the Day

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The Khloe Kardashians, who is the monster Kardashian, even though I think the entire family are sent from hell to show the world how fucked up we are all, yet this one is the most disgusting of the bunch, which is only funny because she was even more fucking disgusting before they figured out non invasive sugeries that could turn them all into the same looking doughy sex doll that Kim paved the way for them all to be….yet still fucking disgusting, just not too disgusting for some NBA players to knock her up, because I guess they are massive and she’s the only thing that can handle their dicks, and it doesn’t look too awkward while they are 7 foot tall and she’s 6 foot 5….Blame OJ….I mean I am sure she does every day…

I guess this is post pregnancy fame whoring, because she recently had a prop and storyline for their vile show I’ve never watched….straight from the paparazzi…that they hired and sold the pics for because it’s all manipulative bullshit people buy into…there are teams of people behind this one digusting behind…seriously…I have nudes that were sent to me by the girl who runs their social media company….who helped build their empire…it’s all contrived bullshit but America fucking loves it…you’re all fucking crazy…but not as crazy as whatever she did to this ass…gross.

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2018

09

May

Miley Cyrus in a Bra of the Day

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Miley Cyrus reminds me of my diabetes neuropathic issues have caused me to not feel. I am just one senseless, insensitive asshole with cement blocks for feet…because her name stars with My and when I read it that’s the first thing that comes to mind…but I guess it also reminds me of my debilitating grade IV hemorrhoid that could be a fissure from some terrible food poisoning I got after eating stripper ass three years ago…..

It doesn’t remind me of a social scene jacker who manipulated the world being a calculated Disney Kid weirdo….creating a scandal people bought into…being edgy and racy and hip…despite it being all lies…except for the our seeing her pussy part which was all real…real good…

And now she’s back to Jesus, back to her husband, back to normal life, being 10 percent of her weird to maintain those fans, while pushing the fact she’s country harder than her god mother Dolly Parton pushes her tits in Pigeon Forge to get get people on her damn roller coaster…right..

She’s in a sports bra – basic white girl hustle…

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2018

09

May

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is a very fucking masculine looking woman…with a hard face, hard body, who was in some stripper act that went viral, paving the way for her to be a solo act, who pushes her sex appeal, that I am not quite sure is actually there, but that she tries to trick us into thinking is there, thanks to tucking…

I know that she leaked nudes a while ago of a vagina, but it could be any vagina to offset the fact that she’s got a dick and balls…because rich people can manipulate everything….

She’s in a bikini, and I guess we’ll just buy into her story, like everyone else does…because the lazy way is the easy way and the easy way may get you fucking trannies but that doesn’t make you a homo…everything else about you makes you that homo…

In a world with no gender…who cares what her genitals are.

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