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2018

08

May

Alexis Ren Red Lace Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren has actually had an influence on society. Not that she’s done anything all that remarkable, she was just the most successful at doing it.

There was a time a few years ago, where her and her boyfriend were getting big brand deals to produce content featuring them doing “epic” things in “epic” places, that weren’t really epic, but that weren’t really being done at the time.

They got featured in the media, they were really all over the place, they went viral. Stories like “the power couple”…or “the dream couple”….where this girl and her great body was really just a prop….but more importantly a prop that wasn’t “Too Hot” for people, it was accessible and it worked…and girls, being the self involved narcissists they are, thought they were as hot and started producing similar bikini life, beach life, photos and now there are 1000 bikini lines, 1000,000,000 bikini models all within the Instagram ecosystem….while this one just puts out whorish contnet…with her bolt on tits…that aren’t as inspiring as they were…but that still exist because people still use instagram and don’t unfollow people…

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2018

08

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Short Skirt of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp has some puffy nipples in her braless romper looking short skirt…because she’s one of those 18 year old girls who looks pre-pubescent thanks to living that good Hollywood life, spoiled and coddled, where unlike poor teen girls, she didn’t have to get her period at 7 due to bad diet and stress…

She’s also my favorite spoiled celebrity brat, not because I’m a weird Johnny Depp fan, despite liking Cry Baby and Edward Scissor Hands, I don’t really give a fuck whether he’s the one playing those iconic roles or not, I just know he’s rich as fuck, plays this “artist” life, has a weird identity crisis that has made him turn into his version of Hunter S Thompson, that has led to him drinking a lot and beating up gold digging whores, who left him for ELON MUSK, who left her for GRIMES, the Neuroscientist hipster musician from MONTREAL….in what is a weird series of events that reminds us that Amber Heard is a whore…

I know that through all his laid back, too self involved parenting, this one has grown up into being some independent smoking girl, who just does what she wants and no one stops her, because that’s the whole point of being born to celebs who are too self involved and rich to notice…

I don’t think rich kids can really be edgy, I mean they have a huge safety net to land on, but I do think they can be hot in their thinking they are edgy and this one is top tier…

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2018

08

May

Ashlee Simpson is in a Bikini on a Paddleboard of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson, married to Diana Ross’ son, previously married to some Emo bisexual band all you weirdos much younger than me with your tight pants and silly haircuts and dyed black hair were into, currently or at least according to social media you probably don’t follow – because she’s Ashlee Simpson and who the fuck cares – is in a bikini on a paddleboard living her best life….

She’s Ashlee Simpson and despite no one caring about her, she gets to reap the rewards of being related to Jessica Simpson’s tits, carrying that shit all the way to the top of wherever the fuck she’s got….

Without Jessica Simpson’s tits, or her pervert homosexual Pastor dad, she’d still be in Texas working at a Chicken restaurant as a waitress. But instead she’s all hollywood, she’s even been a guest on Saturday Night Live….a hero to some really…

The highlight of my week last week was JESSICA SIMPSON’S EXPLODING TITTY EXPLODING – CLICK TO SEE – IT IS WORTH IT

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2018

07

May

Rihanna’s Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Rihanna started a Lingerie brand so she’s got her titties out..

I guess she realizes, like Jessica Simpson before her, that if you create a brand of bullshit, your fans will buy into it just because your name is attached to it, and what better product like to launch than Lingerie for someone who started out her career as a low level sex worker…Rihanna…

I mean she’s already done the PUMA collab, that’s made her one some Michael Jordan for Nike level money…all while sitting at home and clearly feeding her tits with all that Caribbean ROTI….and Saudi Prince billionaire sperm.

This is a campaign to promote her shit…that is likely shit…but that I appreciate because lingerie is a wonderful thing to try to see a woman in, and soak a woman through, even if you’re ghetto like me and lingerie to you, is like lingerie to me, some soiled, stained with shit, period and pussy mucus, ripped up pair of hanes for her…it’s still lingerie to me.

Here are the tits in NYC

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2018

07

May

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because he’s a homo. She may be considered hot because she is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera in public places and in private photoshoot settings that they planned and coordinated because they want this life so bad….and look so fucking stupid doing it…

But she’s also skinny, and skinny makes her amazing, weird name or not, who even cares what her name is, or if she has a name most hookers I fuck or strippers I pay to fondle like a pervert who doesn’t get laid and loves rubbing titties, don’t tell me their name….

I care that she’s skinny…and that is what makes these pics matter….

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2018

07

May

Paris Hilton Hard Nipples of the Day

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Original rich kid porn star, who still pretends that she was raped by the sex tape that made her and that really paved the way for the Kardashians who have made billions off that staged shit, when we all know that Paris Hilton can’t be raped…she’s such a fucking attention seeker that everything is calculated, strategic, and a lie…and even if she was getting raped…she’d likely find it exciting…or funny that she’d be giving the rapist herpes she’s been nursing in her cunt for decades…

She’s old as fuck now, she’s looking good, because all these women can scam aging for a bit via injections and fake tits…and she’s been making appearances…

I’ve enjoyed her fading away and being non existent the last 5 years the Kardashians have been jacking her wave, and I’m not keen for a comeback as all these bitches are old hags now…but she is out there with her tits to remind you that she’s Paris and all her baby talking bullshit hasn’t died yet…but more importantly…that she has hard nips.

Here are her tits in some weird cosplay shit..

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2018

07

May

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

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Kate Upton and her big juicy tits, the only reason she exists, have made an appearance..

I guess what the fuck else is some rich brat, who’s grandfather invented Whirlpool appliances, supposed to do when she’s born this ridiculously stacked….

It’s either deal with her hormonal issues, or show off them tits, like some low level girl at the stripclub, or bikini carwash, a dying type of car wash thanks to you liberal fucks….and she went the right direction…

The only issue was that the rest of her caught up with her tits, as they do when you get older and metabolisms slow down…something I guess she’s been fighting with now that she’s married, barely working, and still rich from every angle…allowing her the time to focus on fitness…that may or may not be working for her, but that is giving her the confidence in her older age to come back out in her bikini and say “LOOK AT MY BIG SLOPPY TITS AMERICA – THEY ARE STILL BIG AND SLOPPY – CELEBRATE ME AND MY BIG SLOPPIES” and I guess we will…cuz huge natural tits are really something worth celebrating…

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2018

07

May

Iggy Azalea Hard Nipples of the Day

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I guess Iggy Azalea got some new plastic surgery, some Lipo sucking out the fat from her stomach and dropping it into her ass, or maybe she’s figured out Facetune, so that she doesn’t have to get all the plastic surgery she’s been getting, because for some reason, a reason I call “she probably released a new single”….she’s been posting slutty pics that

I am forced to post even though I hate this look, I hate her sound, I hate this white girl rapper, cultural appropriation I don’t support, even though I support all other cultural appropriation, because it’s not the end of the world for a motherfucker to wear blackface, dreads, use chopsticks, etc…it’s like we can’t collab as one race, the human race….

But instead it makes all the pussy liberals cry…yet they’ll still dance to this blatant use of exploiting something that feels wrong… I’m not sure what it is but it is designed for this pig of a woman to cash the fuck in….

But they don’t have Taco night at their college…or serve Indian food made by non-Indian people…as that is wrong…you fucking nuts people…and most interestingly is more racist than letting people “culturally appropriate” because those who culturally appropriate are just sharing and borrowing from each other…and calling it out is basically saying that we are all different….and segregated.

A girl can’t wear a Chinese Dress to prom, are you fucking kidding me, every dress is made in China and that’s ok, but traditional garb that they sell at every souvenir shop is appropriation…it’s fucking nuts…

Get your damn story straight people…

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2018

07

May

Farrah Abraham’s Fake Tits and Ass of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is my favorite…

Not because I think she’s hot, or because I like her Teen Mom bolt on tits, or because I like all the pastic surgery she’s done to herself…like this bolt on ass….

She’s not even my favorite because she got knocked up for being the sexual dysfunctional and hormonal young girl in high school, who didn’t learn to take it up the ass until her porn career …but she did learn to leverage the fuck out of getting knocked up – creating a celebrity for herself she would otherwise never have – being on MTV and known…despite being hated for people for being a terrible and disgusting sex working mom….when really all she was ever destined to do was porn….

She’s my favorite because she launched her porn career the right way, she got famous on MTV, then did porn, even though she was always destined to do porn. Attention seekers with a high sex drive who were likely sexually assaulted always end up in porn…

But the way she did it, built hype, and value, and perceived value and for whatever reason, a reason I call having the exclusive SQUIRT clip thank to the people at VIVID …that GAWKER pre Hulk Hogan shutting them down linked and thanks to their gang of perverts – I made a shit ton of money off this angel…

More money than I’ve ever made on this site before or after this angel…which I guess makes her my business partner…who will never perform for me like she did that one day many years ago…but who I should support in all her whoring because I am loyal to those who make me money from their taking porn dick in their ass and squirting.

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2018

07

May

Hailee Steinfeld See Through of the Day

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Even when Hailee Steinfeld is acting all slutty…I don’t find her hot…

I am just happy she’s not Anna Kendrick, her costar in the Pitch Perfect movies…because Anna Kendrick is legitimately not hot…

You see Hailee Steinfeld is at the level of “Ok, I get it, she’s totally worth staring at like the pervert that we all are”….and for some of you she may be “Ohhh I remember her in True Grit and it reminds me of when I grew up in the backwoods and Grandpappy used to make me watch him teach cousin how to ride….”….you know real full hick shit…but to me..she’s just better looking than she was when she was fat…thanks to finally listening to her personal trainer dad and not trying to rebel against him…

See through outfits, panties jacked up inside her cooter, eating cereal in full spanx while wet….wild times for Hailee Steinfeld..