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2018

03

Apr

Sophie Mudd Fat Titties for Instagram of the Day

Sophie Mudd is the latest instagram model who has clearly proven something we are all very well aware of…and that is that if you have big natural tits, your chances of succeeding are exponentially higher than your smaller or more modest tit competitors…because people, men and woman alike, are titty obsessed, maybe because of the whole breast feeding as a baby thing, something we carry with us into our adult years…or maybe the whole society is based on celebrating big tits, especially on a small frame….but even on a bigger frame, look at Kate Upton, big tits worked well for her…and thank god this Sophie Mudd is not Kate Upton…but she is using her tits to get ahead as you would when you have freakish tits…making what is seemingly a disability work for her…

Here she is in Bed – you Pervert….

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

03

Apr

Kaia Gerber in a Bikini of the Day

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Kaia Gerber won’t stop…

Kaia Gerber is the product of being raised in the vapid land of Los Angeles, to vapid parents, with too much money for their own good, who made a career being vapid idiots, mainly her mother, seen as the top model of all time, or whatever, who instead of staying hot in her old age like other models, has decided to pass the torch to her teen daughter, who still has yout on her side, and who she has basically stage parented to be an attention seeking, bikini wearing, “model”….working in photoshoots, encouraging unhealthy male attention, all to feed their collective egos…all while being laid back about something that they shouldn’t be laid back about…there are predators out there, some of you are predators, and having your daughter posing in paparazzi bikini pics is sexualizing her, even if the bikini as a whole isn’t a sexual thing, once on the internet…it is.

So it’s weird to see rich as fuck people cultivate their kids to do this model, vanity, look good, wear a bikini for the internet because you’re a Cali girl….instead of investing in something with more purpose than being “hot”…

Crazy times…where everyone wants to be a Kardashian and the rich are competing for their kids to be the most famous by leveraging their parent’s fame…

It’s the modern day family business.

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2018

03

Apr

J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

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J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science…

I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science…

I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy…

She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”…

Ok….

Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2018

03

Apr

Ariel Winter’s Fake Lips of the Day

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Ariel Winter probably doesn’t realize that her biggest concern in life shouldn’t be jacking up her lips with fillers, but rather quitting food, because the fake lips can make you look like a jacked up Kardashian, but it won’t make you hotter, if you’re plagued with a thick neck and look like a troll…while taking her exercise she posts so often on social media more seriously, and coupling it with diet because abs are made in the Kitchen, is probably a better strategy for her…

I mean, she’s young now but will be 500 pounds soon, this is just the entry level of that…and really the lip injections may be the first of more surgeries and procedures to be hot and ready for instagram like so many of these other whores…which in and of itself is insanity…but the way the world works…

I don’t have sympathy for a rich, famous, on a hit show girl…especially when she’s not hot…it’s like step it up, you have a responsibility to live up to your success you lazy fuck, and getting a lip injection isn’t cutting it.

Terrible really..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hosts Her Own Easter Parade of the DAY

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Miley Cyrus has put out some videos to support her pop porn easter shoot the she released the other day, because when you do a shoot, you might as well get video, and when you do that shoot, it should be fetish-y, because without fetish, it hardly makes it porny…and porny is what makes the people care…

In one of the videos there’s booty shaking, being spanked by the easter bunny, carrot sucking, all suggestive and obscene…but facebook fucking loves it – all because it’s Miley Cyrus and she and other celebs keep the platform relevant.

Low hanging fruit maybe, offensive to her Christian country music fans, maybe, the type of content Miley should be producing…definitely…it’s a step in the right direction…

Videos:

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW|Videos

2018

02

Apr

Happy Easter From The Slutty Easter Bunnies of the Day

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With every holiday comes a series of clickbait obvious content that the people of social media put together like they were still in elementary school and it was a theme day…

Some people, like Maitland Ward do it everyday, because every day is a national “something” day…making a great opportunity for little thought to make content…

Other people just save it for the big days….like Christmas, Fourth of July, Halloween which has a life of it’s own, and EASTER….because bunny ears, since Playboy in the 50s, are a symbol of slutty behavior, slutty women, sluts…

So here’s our compilation of sluts being sluts on easter…some famous, some not, all trying to be clickbait…

Like our header pic – lead it pic – AUBREY O’DAY who won’t talk about fucking trump, but will post up her ass…

or Jojo – Who the fuck cares about Jojo

And Rita Ora the biggest clickbaiter famewhore around…

If this doesn’t capture the easter spirit – I don’t know what will…

How about Selena Gomez….big titty jesus freak….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Jojo Levesque|Rita Ora|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Kaia Gerber Bikinis Herself of the Day

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I had to have a conversation with myself about posting the bikini pics of some 16 year old…because 16 is pretty fucking young, but not young enough to be in photoshoots…working in fashion as a model…having her images shot by older creepy dudes…all with the love and support of her mom…

Sure it’s creepy to put up pics of a 16 year old girl, even if girls get their periods at 4 now, and 16 is really 25 in terms of genetics…but I find it interesting…that this is the world we live in…one where girls, teenage girls, post up provocative half naked content for the internet consumer on public profiles…and their parents allow it and act like it is innocent when knowing how perverted the world is…and the internet is…it’s crazy to me…blows my mind…and so many girls, not just Kaia Gerber are doing it…

Normally you’d be shocked a teenage girl was posting up seductive pictures of herself for social media, you know like what is this about, is this even legal, where are her parents…you know the kind of image that isn’t that innocent because it is half naked posing…even if it is just a “bathing suit”…she is but a child…you know the kind of image that would lead to getting a girl suspended from school, or maybe in a meeting with her priest to figure out what the deal is…

But when it comes to billionaire heiress Kaia Gerber, the product of Narcissistic Cindy Crawford, who is using her as some kind of revival of her ego, or barbie doll…the mom is actually behind the images..some stage mother shit..and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as how much you fucking love it…

This is fucking crazy.

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2018

02

Apr

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Here’s one of Lionel Richie’s daughters. Her name is Sofia Richie, she’s 19, and unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted….

But that doesn’t mean the entitled rich kid isn’t a brat trying to make as much noise as she can to get attention…whether that’s being with her older boyfriend who happens to be a Kardashian, something that doesn’t really surprise me or bother me, because I know that girls are more mature than guys, and that 40 year old Kardashian dudes are too rich to ever really grow up, addicted to the party, the planes, the resorts, while no one is taking care of his kids, because they have a staff for that…allowing him to keep his bullshit….

She’s in a bikini…and she’s living the best life..as a lazy pig of a human…who can afford to be a lazy pig of human….when your dad is Lionel Richie and you have a trust fund….why go to school and make a real difference…

TO SEE THE REST OF SOFIA RICHIE ON THE BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

02

Apr

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd…who I think has an amazing name, that may be a stage name, but that is still a great name, because who doesn’t like mud, or the sexual imagery that the word mudd gives a woman with such huge tits….I’m not into German scat…but a good old fashioned mudd wrestle…while you look like a fetish I’d want to see oiled up and getting dirty in a bar – if we didn’t live in a horrible world that doesn’t let the classic mud wrestle, Jello Wrestling, good times that don’t relaly happen anymore because of the whole #MeToo movement…or whatever…

Memories of the good times…the proper objectification of women….when it wasn’t just limited to big tits on a small body frame on instagram…

But I do like big tits on a small frame on instagram….and that’s what Sophie Mudd is…keep up the good work..

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

02

Apr

Big Girl Iskra Lawrence of the Day

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Here’s some Iskra Lawrence being a big girl in a bikini for attention, celebrating her existence as this ambassador of fat, hero of the fat woman, while really just being a mooch on their lifestyles, because she was eager to get famous and figured it was easier for her to get famous in the current climate of the world through eating…because fat was in and being fat is pretty easy..just not on your organs…that’s why it’s a recipe to die prematurely…

So while this one carbloads all day to be as fat as she can be, because she’s getting paid money by people exploiting the fat women who idolize her, without realizing she’s a lie….in FAT FACE…like BLACK FACE…and ultimately, it’s pretty gross..but at least it’s not Ashley Graham.