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2018

30

Mar

Heidi Klum Showing Tit for a Photoshoot of the Day

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Despite being 300 years old, Heidi Klum has decided that you’re never too old to continue with your smutty past as a lingerie titty model, and you can carry that shit on until you die because people will still look at you…and support you…and want to fuck you….despite being 300 years old….and not just because she can take large object insertion thanks to SEAL and 13 children she has birthed….but because she still loooks really good, not sure what scam she’s running, but there’s a fucking scam going on here…whether it’s genetic engineering from eugenics thanks to hitler’s crazy work…or surgeries…it’s something…abnormal, creepy, but kind of hot…I guess…that could just be the tits talking…

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2018

29

Mar

Katherine Heigl Bikini of the Day

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Katherine Heigl, despite being past that cut off age of being allowed to wear a bikini according to decent human behavior and respect for each other….because at a certain point wearing a bikini is the equivalent of a homeless man whipping out his cock on a park bench…it’s sexual assault and as a victim of this…I’m in the mood to file a fucking report with the local authorities…knowing that no one will take it seriously, and will instead victim blame, and forget that sexual assault is a personal experience, and if I feel sexually assaulted by a bitch, then I am…which I think applies to women when it comes to men also…it’s a subjective thing..and I feel like I’ve really be abused here…

Why the fuck is Katherine Heigl posting mom in a bikini pics like it’s some kind of fetish site, which I guess it is…the ego and arrogance…..you’d think the fact that she’s a mom would curve that behavior..but now…her celebrity, her clickbait overpowers her decision making….terrible…TERRIBLE.

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2018

29

Mar

Liv Tyler in Lingerie of the Day

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Why the fuck is Liv Tyler wearing lingerie..

I mean it’s not 1995 and she didn’t just discover that her dad is a famous rockstar who she can leverage for a bullshit modeling career than turned into an acting career..

She’s done all that…and basically disappeared…only to come back as the old lady in panties…

Aren’t there cut off dates for this shit, I mean even if you’re selling panties to grannies, you’d probably want to avoid being so literal by getting the grannies in panties…

Seriously..

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2018

29

Mar

Camila Mendes Booty Broke Her Pants of the Day

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I have watched at least every episode of Riverdale, because I’m a weirdo into those teen dramas that are the fucking worst….

This show is so unlikeable, a disgrace to the comics we all grew up on, instead of wholesome small town with 1950s values…..

It is terribly written, the characters unlikeable, there’s no comedy…the girls aren’t hot at all…but this one is the fucking worst…with her thick, no neck, who speaks to being an inclusive cast….playing the hispanic who is terrible at being hispanic..but that now probably has a huge ego thanks to the success of the show…

This is her clickbait…

Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW

2018

29

Mar

Brooke Burke Bikini of the Day

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Brooke Burke is one of those non-celebrities, that I’ve actually got hate mail because of something I wrote on her…I’ve had my site hacked cuz of her…and I was so confused because she’s Brooke Burke, a bikini, possibly playboy bootleg Carmen Electra looking trash who is only known for being the fit bust tiny thing that was popular in the late 90s…she hosted a TV show where she traveled the world in a bikini going to lame parties.. yet people fucking care…

People fucking care….so look at her….in her instagram smut, too old, yet never too old to be a travel blogger bikini whoring….

Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2018

29

Mar

Anastacia Dancing With the Stars Pussy Flash of the Day

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Anastacia is some 48 year old American singer – who I think had more international fame than local fame – but I don’t really remember – because I can’t think of one Anastacia song….

She’s a 48 year old dancing on some show…not showing off her breast cancer stars…because she had breast cancer in 2003, then she had it again in 2013 – she is a survivor who I guess decided to go for the chop – and get the double mastectomy – because fuck that nois – who wants to deal with cancer coming back over and over – plus you can always get breast implants to still feel like like you have tits –

But she’s still got a pussy….which is what we are all into….unless they are homos…because tits don’t make the woman…vagina does…so flash it…

Posted in:Anastacia|SFW

2018

29

Mar

Adrienne Bailon Vacation Thickness of the Day

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bailon

I only make fun of celebrities…because I think everyday girls who don’t necessarily aspire to be famous…and even if they do aspire to be famous but aren’t famous…are ok…even if they are awkwardly shaped…it’s the ones who make millions off their shit that make me mad…

That’s the general misconception the lesbians don’t understand about what I do…I tear apart bitches who have won the lottery…I don’t hit instagram and tell off everyday girls and make fun of their GUNTS, or their Sloppy tits, or their cellulite ass…because they aren’t marketed as being perfect celebrities or reaping the rewards…

So despite this Adrienne Bailon having a wikipedia, she’s in her 30s, and pretty much probably makes less money than you for her “celebrity”…slotting her into a normal…at a charity…in a bathing suit…and we like charitable people helping the world…especially when it requires stripping down and getting wet…

adrienne bailon on vacation

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2018

29

Mar

Halsey’s Butt – a Retrospective of the Day

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Halsey is the crackhead party girl who I guess groupied on the right the DJ Producer at her local club, because if you’ve ever partied over the last 15 years when all these raver DJs became really stupid rich and famous, you will know that they have an inner circle of local pussy, that become their friends, and that visit them at concerts around the country, or festivals, who the DJs and producers potentially fuck….or just jerk off on because they have wives at home…

I know so many girls who have fucked these guys…often times the same girls with different DJs, and I guess sometimes they get to scam their way onto one of their tracks as a vocalist, it’s the easiest way in…

So that they can be famous and a party girl at a higher level…all because the played their cards right and now have a record deal of their own…..

Halsey…is in a bikini bottom showing off her ass….not a great ass…a pretty unfit ass..but an ASS never the less…

Oh and she’s with JOSIE CANSECO – JOSE’s Daughter…winning at life I guess

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2018

29

Mar

Bebe Rexha Booty of the Day

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Bebe Rexha, who defies all logic, by showcasing to us that she is not REXIA at all, but fat assed and in a thong bathing suit winning at life…

She’s apparently famous, attending all the important events and award shows, despite no one knowing who she is, making her just another click baiter…who has some level of success far greater than most people who wish they were at all the important places this one goes…like this hot tub…where her big ass is somethign you’d likely want to suffocate on because it’s an ass on a girl…and that’s your dream…it’s all of our dream…

Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2018

29

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fake Ass of the Day

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What the world needs much less of is Kim Kardashian….one of the pillars of evil in the world…that for some reason hasn’t been taken out, but instead been celebrated and overpaid, and continued to be celebrated..

She is the clickbait human, who sells product for brands, because she has influence on people, which is terrifying…I can just imagine her winning the next presidential election because it seems to be the trend of the world…

A legit bottom feeder, who released a video of her bottom feeding on cock, in a strategic marketing move….winning at life, having all these fans, for 10 fucking years…and we allow it..

It disgusts me more than all the shameless selfies I see on instagram inspired by this woman…if she’s even a woman…I can’t tell because her body is so jacked up…

The whole thing has skewed the moral code and value system of an entire generation…and she’s still posting ass pics..

But I will say, that her influence isn’t all bad, sometimes a girl just needs some face injections to look good. As much as I hate on face injections, there have been ugly girls I know become hot with some working out and lips so I get it

I am still repulsed by everything this family does…no matter how they fucking spin it…they are demons out for our souls…who figured out digital marketing before the masses and now we are stuck with them…

Garbage.

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