Simon Cowell’s Jewish baby momma, or wife, or girl he fucks or at least fucked once – likely imagining Seacrest’s tight man pussy while busting deep inside her 65 year old body – before knocking her up thanks to fertility drugs, or an enterprising Jewish woman’s ability to figure out a solid retirement plan, because the God complex rich kid Cowell, who is clearly on some level of Narcissist, there’s no way this motherfucker doesn’t jerk off to himself in the mirror, is rich as fuck…and that, coupled with fame will make any Silverman, Silverstein, Silver, swoon in her one piece with her big Jewish titties out, to distract from the fact she’s built like BUBBY…
Is this Bruce Jenner or Nicole Scherzinger, who can really be too sure in this world of everyone jacked the fuck up and confused about gender because they’ve decided a penis and balls can define them or get in the way of them being a pretty girl who all the boys jerk off to…
She’s just luckier than bruce because she’s made a career as a woman, despite how hard her face is, girl stripper danced harder than a Madonna Back-Up dancer, straight out of the gutter…the prostitution ring that was Pussycat Dolls…run by that other tranny Robyn Anton or whatever her name is…these girls are tranny hookers who tricked the world..
But with tits busting out, and a pile of money, no one asks questions on the origin of that pussy – or who built it out for her when she was on a trip by to the Philippines to meet her dad.
Sarah Hyland is one of those child stars that doesn’t have any particular talent, but that was likely cultivated like a Russian Olympian, through years of training 18 hours a day prior to landing her first job, in all things “talent-based”…singing classes, acting lessons, dancing classes, anything including taking growth hormones to stay younger longer to extend her child star career to get in the door at Disney / Fox / ABC/ whatever the fuck she works at…it’s all really just one company that is big mainstream media…
With the paychecks the positive reinforcement from her parents who need her to be confident to pull it off…she’s got the confidence to join a band and do back-up singing for a guy who figures he could use the visibility by using the mainstream star…
But I consider this sex offense to my ears….why am I hearing this…when I shouldn’t..
The most exciting thing about Halle Berry doing a booty workout is that she’s got a triangle shaved into the back of her head – to represent that she’s part of the illuminati, you know because they needed a relatable and accessible black girl to be white famous, and packaged as black famous, despite having never met a black guy in her life…she’s from the white part of town with the white mom – doing white things…like working out with her personal trainer…because she’s rich and famous…
I have mixed feelings…about her marketing of herself…because I think it’s just fake news, the media lying to you, manipulating the governement and the overall social fabric that makes up our society….you know population control…and general social norms…
Bella Hadid and her totally restructured, fat injected face, went to some basketball game in a low cut shirt, and sat courtside because she’s Bella Hadid and very relevant and important this year thanks to her dad buying her career…I guess she realizes if you put your tits out for the players at your courtside seats, the media will document you, and you can possibly land a boyfriend, or at least some black dick rolling through town, while your at it, because why not fuck the already black loving model who isn’t a model but looks like a hip hop video vixen / sex worker, when she’s pretty much begging you to do it…you’re a pro athlete, that’s kinda the point…..
I guess she’s out trying to make a dude jealous, cuz there’s no way she’s this into basketball, and her lack of acting skills makes her shit pretty transparent…
What is a a Jojo anyway…other than some silly nickname you give to your kid when they are 12, only to be stuck as the stage name for life, because was famous 15 years ago for being 12, perverts love that shit….And now she’s on a comeback or something…using social media…and I guess booking gigs for her fans that still exist…and singing anthems at stadiums for sports games…you know just trying to make it now that she’s likely burned through all her famous at 15, 15 years ago money….but what the fuck do I know abotu JOJO or her finances, I just know she’s posted her ass cuz I guess she likes how it looks in pants…
Here’s a video of her hard nipples performing in shorts who the fuck knows when…
If you’re a fat chick, whether famous or not, whether on TV and masturbated to by perverts or the cashier at the McDonalds or not, so long as you have obscene sized tits, you’re best strategy is to follow this old haggard Christina Hendricks lead and tuck your titties under your damn chin, so that the world can focus on your actual skills, your actual contribution to the world…
She’s 42, no reason to masturbate to her, but you can try…
If I had nothing better to do, I would be trying to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato is wearing, what this trend or outfit is all about, not because I am a fashion critic, or like I work for Vogue, or know anything about fashion…but because you’d think there’s something off for a girl who played the whole fat is wonderful, be a lazy slob, turned stripper, or Beauty Pageant queen at the Mexican Easter Parade…
I guess I don’t have nothing better to do, so I did just try to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato was wearing in her mesh outfit…for some Christmas thing…that looks like a stripper, for the kids…the way you’d want girls to look for the kids…to help pave the way for the kids…but I am left disappointed because she’s not crawling around on all fours like a good stripper…right..right.
We like Emma Roberts…and by we, I mean I do, and I don’t actually know if I like her, because I haven’t met any of these people, but I do think she’s got a good look for a hipster identity crisis neice of Julia Roberts who probably has daddy issues, but who doesn’t, thanks to her dad being a self involved asshole who won an academy award and faded harder than Dana Plato, because at least Dana Plato died…I don’t know why I chose Dana Plato, but I guess she’s a bad example, I’m trying to get at dying at your peak is better than doing netflix movies for shit money to feed to coke habit and not your kid….because you don’t pay child support, you instead get your sister to get her work….who cares
She’s on the tail end of Basel, because people buy into art, even if it’s nonsense, it’s still got that cool factor…and here she is tit out in a one piece because she’s subtle, bloated, or pregnant….nice.
Hailey Baldwin is really selling the dream…or living the dream…or scrambling to become a dream…as hard as she fucking can because she’s tired of being the third runner up amongst her friends those Hadids and the Jenners, because she likely thinks she’s hotter, her family definitely not as rich, but in theory more famous…you know Stephen was Barnie Rubble in the Flinstones live action…as well as a contestant on The Apprentice…
She’s scrambling hard, doing fitness in her lingerie for “fashion” in a concept the low level perverts like me and you have been seeing for fucking ever, her full ass getting racy, because it’s an honor to be a part of the movement that is LOVE magazine, despite being a weirdo Christian thnaks to her drug addict father..
Point being, she’s figured out do all media, go slutty it gets clicks or go home, like when she was fucking Bieber when she was 16…moving into the Jenner / Hadid circle…
I’m not a fan, I think she’s got a hard tranny face like her cousin, but she’s young, skinny, fit, and trying real fucking hard…putting in real fucking work, really putting work in, here she is in Wonderland Magazine, and apparently she’s hosting a TV show people likely don’t watch, you know her CLICKBAIT GAME strong…
She knows…it’s time to make a name for herself using her dad and uncles name and money and celebrity to help her…
I can’t complain…despite wanting to boycott love magazine…squats in sheer panties..great clickbait to me.
Here she is in her other shoot for Wonderland Magazine…slutty enough.
