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2013

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am in Miami.

Hit me up if you want to do Karaoke and sing each other love songs…or even interpretive dance.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Ass Booty..Booty
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Mariah Carey in SPANX for X-Mas
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Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman.
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Rosie Jones Calendar Pics
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Man Proposes with Manure
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Jordan Carver Workout Pics…With Big Tits
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Chery Cole in Some Leather Leggings…
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This is Ryan Seacrest’s New Girl in a Bikini Selfie…
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Claire Danes in Glamour
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Are these Ads for E-Cigs or Blowjobs?
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Christina Ricci Lives
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The 50 Sexiest Videos of 2013
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Necrophiliac Trailer Before a Disney Move- Teach Those Kids Right…
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Beyonce Legs in Shorts…
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Man Shaves Legs with Blowtorch
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Adriana Lima’s See Through
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Ariana Grande Upskirt…
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13 Really Bad Tattoos…
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This is What Shakira Looks Like Now
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The 15 Sluttiest Music Videos Ever
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Holly Peers Topless in Nuts
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Celeb Nipslips and see thrus!
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A whole lot of Underboob
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6 Bad Lessons Implied in Disney Movies
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some DP With Toys….
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Some Naked Babe Baking a Cake
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Dirty Fucking GIFs
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Grossest Porn of the Week
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Dude Pisses on a Train
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Some Workout Titties
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Learn How To Make a Girl Squirt….Because Once You Make a Girl Squirt…You Own Them
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Porn Movies – VOD – DVDS – GOOD FUCKING TIMES
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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WE LIKE TO ROCK THE PUSSY WITH THESE
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about drinking all night…and waking up drunk…half dead…probably better off dead in terms of usefulness…as people aren’t into internet Assholes and internet asshole is all I know…is the morning hangover dump…and here it is..

Weird Topless Gillian Anderson Pic
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A Bunch of Selfies…
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Some Random Nobody in a Bikini
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The Best NBA Post Dunk Taunts
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15 mistakes that Can’t Be Undone – GIF
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This Vin Diesel Speaking at the Paul Walker Crash Site Creeps Me Out…Because I Know Behind Closed Doors they are all Celebrating the Financial Gain.
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An Eagle Stole Some Camera…and the Footage is Funny
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Chopped Off Thumb Prank
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The Ultimate Christmas Movie Supercut
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The Quickest Dishwasher in the World
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day



In case you didn’t know…TMZ was a link partner with DrunkenStepfather.com…that was up until an hour ago…when I got the above email.

Apparently, TMZ legal team and execs at Warner Bros don’t like me writing my opinion about a 33 year old dating a 16 year old, so close to his death, like all the other sites have been reporting…

I think this is the most tragic thing in the Paul Walker death.

Will I recoup from this loss in traffic and relevance? Stay tuned to see if Jesus Martinez kills himself.

Remember, if you want to get ahead in life, keep your opinion to yourself, follow what the corporate execs tell you, don’t be your own person…be a advertiser friendly robot…like everyone else..that’s how you win.

This could be the “Illuminati”, Hollywood is really powerful controlled by a few people, and they know Fast movies just doubled in value thanks to a well played death. The stories you read are fake, it’s all bullshit and lies, trying to make the world a dumber place.

They post his crash video…because it helps sell tickets to Fast…I talk about his 16 year old girlfriend…and I’m the bad guy…it’s insane.

Don’t be and idiot…Here are some stepLINKS…

At least Vin is Subtle About His Friend’s Death…You Know Not Stoked to be Cashing in At ALl
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A Whole Lot go Selfies….
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Reese Witherspoon in Heels Isn’t Hot….
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Emily Ratajkowski Naked in a Shower
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Moms Don’t Like Bikini Baristas
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Sienna Miler Cleavage….
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Steve Irwin Tribute….
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Brian Williams Raps Snoop Dog…
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10 Things You Do Drunk
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Miss South Dakota in a Bikini 2013
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12 Celebrity Couples You Will Never Forget – But Probably Want to Forget
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Some Chick Posing Sexy..
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Lady Gaga’s Italian Bush for Candy Magazine
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The BEst TV Gifs of 2013
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Some Classy Greek Bitch….
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Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant Watch…
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Classic Sports Cars Exploding
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Cara Santana in a Bikini….
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Here’s one guy who’s happy about Paul walkers death
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Rita Ora Big Tits…..
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Heidi Montag in a Bikini
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Some Babe in Bra and Panties
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Elsa Pataky Stood in For Natalie Portman in Those Love Scenes…Jealous GF…
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Krysten Ritter in a Bikini….
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Candice Swanepoel Topless in ID Magazine
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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Girls Tugs on Clothes.
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Law Studenr Selling Pics of Her Boobs….
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Some NUdity from Some MOvie
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Linda Blair 1982 Titties…
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Emily Ratajkowski Huge Tits for GQ
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Kendall Jenner Hiding From the Paps
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Zoe Saldana’s Booty in a Dress
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Some Chick Named Julia Mancuso Doing Fitness
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Ron Burgundy Scotch
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This Ostrich Can Dance
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Porn Movies – VOD – DVDS – GOOD FUCKING TIMES
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Girl Fucks a Banana
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Vacuuming a Girls Anus….Until it is Ruined
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Some Girl High on Crack Gets Freaky on the Subway
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Corncob Sex Tory
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Some Busty Babe VS Curtains
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Kate Topless on the Beach
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Two Lesbians in the Kitchen
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Are There Ever Really Too Many Webcam Sites? I Don’t Think So….
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Emo Girl on Cam…
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Worse Webcam of the Day
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Have you ever asked a girl for tit pics, to have her to turn around and say no, even though you want to see her tits..but you aren’t willing to invest energy or romance to trick her into sending her tit pics…only to have her send you pics of her pussy instead…which is what you wanted but way more than you asked for…but can’t help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with her tits…while staring at her pussy…

It’s a constant problem for a pro sexter…cuz when you’re married…real sex is a lot of work…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Bieber’s Hooker in some Staged Bikini Paparazzi Pics – Because That’s How Bottom Feeders Do…
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VS Model Jessica Hart Fired for Dissing Taylor Swift…But Her Boyfriend is Still a Billionaire
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Skiing Fail of the Day
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Some “Stars” Without Make-Up to Throw Up On
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12 Real Life Super Marios
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Bulldog VS Watermelon
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The Best TV Gifs of 2013
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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I don’t believe I can fly…But I Do Believe These Girls Will Get Naked
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A Massive Icicle in Russia…
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In Case You Missed it the Amazon Robot scares me
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12 Celebrity Couples You Will Never Forget – But Probably Want to Forget
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Big Titties…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight, I will get drunk…and hopefully get rejected by all the girls I meet…because it keeps me miserable and hating myself.. We’d hate for all this Internet fame to get to my head…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps
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Jada Pinkett-Smith in a Thong Bikini…
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Coco is Stuffing a Turkey….
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The Kardashian Christmas Card Nightmare….
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Jessica Alba in Anal Rape Position
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The 50 Best Songs of 2013
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Xenia Deli…in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly in Pictures
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Beyonce Pantsless in Vancouver
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Missing Man Found Live On Air
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Bullying Social Experiment
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Some Half Naked Model to Get you in the X-Mas Spirit…
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Rose McGowan Nude in This Artsy Video
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Woodsman Competition Weirdness…
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Another Wisdom Teeth Freak Out
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Chick Fight of the DAy
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8 Bit Iron Man
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How To Tow a Car
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Candice Swanpoel Bikini Photoshoot
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Kim Kardashian’s Creepy Kanye Selfie…
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Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini
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Lohan VS Grand Theft Auto
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This is How you Haggle…
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Amazon’s Drone Delivery System
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TErminator 2 in 60 Seconds
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Miranda Kerr Banging Australian Billionaire….
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The Best Pic You Will Ever See of Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Boyfriend
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Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini….
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Evan Rachel Wood Talking About Oral Sex
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Cyclist Ruins the Take…Funny…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Some Girl VS a Garden Hose
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Nice Tits at the Beach
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Some Naked Slut Working Out
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Drunk Blonde Fists Herself
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Awesome Lesbian Pussy Lick
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Round Ass Webcam Show
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Are There Ever Really Too Many Webcam Sites? I Don’t Think So….
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It must be the Christmas season, because I just bought a 21 year old a vibrator… because she never had an orgasm before and because I am as creepy as the actual Santa…only 21 is not 4 and I don’t break into houses, I just ship products to houses, but still Santa nevertheless…who actually prefers his girls naughty, on webcam not my lap, and my beard is far less substantial, but bitches can still pull on it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

People Who Photoshopped Their Selfies…
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Girls With Big Old Titties
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Pedo Stache of the Day…
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Fast and Furious 7 Will Go On
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Parkour Fail Compilation
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Black Friday Shopping Prank
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Best in Vine
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Some Girls Who May Be Perfect…Even Though I Think Perfect Girls Are IMpossible and Don’t Exist
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3 Black KIds Got Arrested Waiting for the Bus…Racism is Dead
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Stalking Giraffe
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Animals Snoring Compilation
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Today in Lady Gaga
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Russian Woodpecker Prank
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It’s December – Fuck Some Internet Bitches…
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Her Name is Dani Mathers…and She’s in a Bikini
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck Black Friday…I’m not into hip hop or Africa…I’m ready for Christmas…

With Christmas…comes office party drunkeness, a whole lot of bikini vacation pics, and far more sad and lonely girls…and sad lonely girls like keeping warm on dick they normally wouldn’t want to keep warm with…all standards are dropped the holiday season….

Here are some stepLINKS…


Girls Who Aren’t In Bras
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Charlie Sheen’s Got a New Goddess
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I Love Me Some Tara Reid ASs
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Quincy Jone’s Daughter Makes Fun of Miley with Jimmy Fallon in Stupidity
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Some Obscure Pics of People Eating…
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Danica Thrall in Lingerie
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Mother Possum Carrying Babies
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Selena Gomez…Performing…
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Claudia Romani in a Skimpy Bathing Suit.
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Kanye On Sway in the Morning…Interesting Interview…
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I Will Always Stare and Courtney Stodden’s Tits
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Some Pretty Perfect Looking Girls According to This guy…
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Mariah Carey Thanksgiving Porn is Not Porno At ALl
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Alien Invasion Prank…
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Celebrities on Twitter / Instagram…
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10 Celebrities Who Threw in the Towel Early
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Some Chick I’ve Never Heard Of in Lingerie…
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Lauren Mellor Lingerie Modeling
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Olivia Wilde Hot in ALlure Magazine
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Eva Longoria’s See Through to Her BRa
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Sydney Leathers Gets Vagina Surgery
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1000 Turkey Sandwiches for the Homeless
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Politician Fail..
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Viral Photos that are Fake
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Nabilla Benattia – Nude Modeling…
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Her Name is Evelyn and She’s Half Naked
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David Beckham Jacked Off in from of his Team…Cuz Sports are Gay as Fuck
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Some GIFS that say “HELL YEAH, MILK”
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams…
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Girls Doing the Mirror Selfie
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Gif and Photo Response to NBA Trash Talking
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The Real Walter White
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Rookie Terrence Stephens Singing…
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Turkey Bomb Prank
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Her Name is Jenny and She’s Naked on the Beach…with Big Tits….
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Ali Rose Showing Off Her Awesome Tits
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Some Chick Named Violet Doing Sexy Washing…
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Latina Shows Her Round Ass
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Dude Jerking Off on the Train
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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I Love This Webcam Pussy
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Today in Broken Women Getting Fisted…
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Amateur With Awesome Fucking Tits
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Black and White MAsturbation
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Naked Amateur and her Gun Fetish
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Girl Sees How Many Fingers She Fits in her Asshole
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Some Webcam Babe Stripping
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Waist Deep with a Barbie Doll
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thankful for all the questionable women who are feeling especially lonely today..you know without family, or friends, or a significant other…drunk and desperate just looking to fill the void with any random cock…

I am really thankful for them…

Here are some stepLINKS

Warning – Morning After Pill Doesn’t Work on Fat Girls – That Shit Follows You For Life
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Gary Oldman Beating the Meet
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Lil Kim’s Camel Toe Remix…
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Ass…
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Hilary Duff Dressed Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
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30 Gifs to get you Through the Day
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The Geese Tsunami…
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Some Chick Named Talita in Lingerie
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God Doesn’t Want These Girls to Twerk
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Some Thanksgiving inspired shit..
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Nicki Minaj Selfies…
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20 NBA Dunks of the 90s
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Sabine Lisicki in a Bikini in the Bahamas
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9 Ways to Survive Holiday Dinner
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Jordan Carver’s Big Tits Being Covered in Milk
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Amanda Cerny in Leggings Working Out
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Rat in the Toilet – Crazy
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The World Record Holder of Pizza Boxes…I am Sure He Fucks A lot
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Some Hot Babe Named Megan Elizabeth Stripping
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Rosie Jones and Friends…Topless
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Some Japanese Stop Motion
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Rita Ora Shitty Panty Flash
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Truck Cheats Death…
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Truck Explodes on Highway
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Chloe Moretz in a Magazine
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Glacier Disintegrates
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Marloes Horst in Lingerie Catalog Pics
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British People Describe Thanksgiving
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Vanessa Hudgens in her Underwear
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Intense Firecracker Show…
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Liliana Lago in a Bikini
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Hailee Steinfeld is Boring as Fuck
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Some Crazy Car Accident
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Irina Sharipova fo Nasty Gal
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Eva Mendes is Dressed Like a Biker
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Thanksgiving Google Doodle
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Lily Aldridge for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Sheer Panty Flash
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Some Victoria’s Secret Bitch Dressed Like a Native for Thanksgiving
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Some Mexican Trash in Bikini Photoshoots
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Dude Sells Testicle to Buy a Car
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Kate Bell Topless in Some Movie
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J.LO Nipple
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Lauren Conrad Craving Attention in Cosmo
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How Texting Mind Games Will Ruin your Life
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Squirt Video Ever
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The Grossest Video you Will Ever See..
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Her Name is Dominno and She’s Got Huge Tits
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The Most Horrible Art Ever
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A Bunch of Shitty Lesbians
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Some Cam Girls Being Cam Girls
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Bitch Pulls Her Tits Out on the Bus
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Hot Chick Masturbating
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Japanese Puke Porn is Totally Normal
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Young Girl in Socks Squirts
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Young Meaty Pussy!
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College Hotties Party Hardcore
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Some Bitch Stripping By the Fire
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Girl Shoving Dildo in Ass…
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Show Her a Good Time This Holiday Season…
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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2013

28

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s not thanksgiving here, but all you self righteous assholes in the states have been polluting my life with your family pics, your food pics, your silly anecdotes and your lists of things you are thankful for…

I’m thankful for the internet, even though I hate it, but without it I wouldn’t be a dot com billionaire and more importantly, I would have no questionable girls with no morals to have sex with behind my fat wife’s back.

I’m also thankful for pussy…

But I’m really thankful for this heart warming thanksgiving story they are clearly going to make a Hallmark special on because nothing says thanksgiving….like a mom hitting herself in the stomach for the holidays because no one wants no bastard babies…and all those “who’s the dad” question gets annoying around the turkey…at the homeless shelter because clearly this girl has no family…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls With No Bras….
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Shitty Stars Celebrating Thanksgiving Because They Aren’t Shitty or Self Involved Enough
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11 Signs your Turkey Was Fed Growth Hormones
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6 Mostly Reassuring Facts About Flying
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Why Jennifer Lawrence is Better than You
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17 Naughty Natives for Thanksgiving
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Some Cheerleader Getting Checked Out
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Eminiem’s Rap God Video
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Bears Acting Like Humans
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Family Photo of the Day
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Girls Girls Girls on Camera…
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2013

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always a sad day when the girl you’ve been sexting for a week…putting in work..finally sends you a nude pic…and her hot body has a dick…but sometimes you just have to deal…and go balls in your mouth…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kesha Causes a Photographer Fight….
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The Hottest Wedding Pic Ever….
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Twerkin Turkey is the Worst Joke Ever….But Jaclyn Swedberg is Hot…
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Hot Booty!
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I Want to Fuck Deborah Mace
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Taylor Swift in a Tight Dress
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Diving in Shallow Water
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11 Hottest Voted Pornstars…
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Intense Flame Thrower….
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15 Anchor Man Gifts
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Shitty Hand Turkeys
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Shanna in Lingerie
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Bag Snatcher Gets Beat
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5 Drinks To Get Through the Holidays
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50 Most Important Video Games Ever
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Jaclyn Swedberg is Alright in a Bikini
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Pregnant Megan Foxe Makes an Appearance!
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Dating Expectations Vs Reality
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Khloe Kardashia is OJs Kid..>We Know…
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Evil Dad Laughs at Son’s Crash into Tree
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Cat Malfunctions!
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39 Unfortunate Names
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I Love Rihanna Twerking
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25 Facts About Thanksgiving
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How to Make Reusable Firecrackers
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Brooke Mueller Momming is Not Hot….
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Hayden Panettiere’s Hint of Nip
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Terminally Ill Katy Perry Cover Singer – Dies of Cancer
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Unharnessed Bungee
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Maryna Linchuk with Naked Bitches
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Mylene Klass Flashing her Panties…
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An Unexpected Music Star
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These Twins Won’t Let Each Other Go- Because Their Parents ARe Trying to Drown Them
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Carey Mulligan in a Sweater is Not Better than a Pumpkin Spice
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Macri Elena Valez Sanchez has the Silliest Name But Looks Good Half Naked
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Eliza Gonzalez in a Bikini…
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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Client List Lingerie for her Pregnancy
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The Song From Frozen You Will Like…
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Taylor Swift, Jon Bon Jovi and Prince William Singing…Living on a Prayer…
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Thigh Gaps….
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First Kiss with a Vaccuum…
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Drive Thru Vanishing Driver Prank…
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Mother Panda Sees Baby for the First Time
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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LELO IS GIVING AWAY VIBRATORS FOR BLACK FRIDAY!!!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Squirt Video Ever
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Her Name is Dominno and She’s Got Huge Tits
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The Most Horrible Art Ever
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This Girl has Flower in her Butt and I Like It…
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Japanese Puke Porn is Totally Normal
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Young Girl in Socks Squirts
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College Hotties Party Hardcore
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Girl Shoving Dildo in Ass…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Amateur Girl…Goin’ At It…
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Can You Really Ever Get Enough Cam Girls? Really? Impossible.
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Friends Shaving Pussy
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Big Tits in an Old School Video
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Make Girls Squirt..Then Own Them…
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Banana Masturbation Under Table
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Make Her Cum Without Even Trying
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Best Shirt Ever….
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