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2013

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The only time I use condoms is when I use a public bathroom or port-o-potty at a music festival…sure the women I bed are dirtier than a public toilet seat…but the perfumes and pussy give the illusion that they aren’t…so we unprotected sex…but these public toilets are fucking repulsive, even if the only disease they can give you is crabs and/or cooties…I don’t want my dick rubbin up on that…not that I have much of a dick…it’s an inny not an outty…but you get what I am saying!!

REMEMBER – WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE PRINCESS’ LEG AND NEED YOUR HELP

Here are some stepLINKS…

An Old Fit Britney Sings to her Kids for the Smurfs…In Her New Shit Video….
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Leah Remini’s Rockin’ Tits Quit Scientology..
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I Want to Fuck a Redhead…
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Olivia Munn Boring Cleavage
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Michael Cera is Scared of Full Frontal
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Amanda Seyfried in a Hot Photoshoot
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Ali Sonoma is Amazing
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Spiderman Plays People 1 on 1
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Acrobatic Free Throw
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Hot to Cheat and Get Away With It
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Victoria’s Secret Models Boring at Some Charity Bullshit
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Estelle Taylor’s Big Ol’ Titties in the Shower
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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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Her Name is Rimi Simms and She’s Naked and AMazing
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Lamar Odom Attacked a Photographer
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Holly Peers Big Tits for the USA
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Lookin’ Down Mollie King’s Shirt
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Wax Figure Rihanna
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Kayley Cuoco’s Possessive of Superman….
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Anne Hathaway’s Shitty Style
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Amazing Gymnastic Ability
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Virginity For Sale Anyone?
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Katheryn Winnick
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Runaway Stroller Crashes Live News Story
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Dude Accidentally Kills a Guy He Tries to Save
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Hot Nude Model in Water
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John Travolta in Weird Gay Heaven
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Congress Wants to Put a National Park on the MOON
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Some Ridiculous Celebrity Airbrushing
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A Little Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens from Springbreakers…
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How to Deal with Customer Service Reps
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Funny Sex Toy Fail
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Mena Suvari – Dat Ass
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Soap Opera’s a Hilarious
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What is This Priest Doing…
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I’d Still Fuck This
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2 Man Bike Jump Fail
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Jess Davies Stripping at Home is Awesome
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Douche Bag makes Baby Cry On TV
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Rihanna Making a Blowjob Face
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I like how Amanda Bynes Blocks Her Face
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Amazing Wake Up PRank
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Beyonce in Glitter
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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REMEMBER – WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE PRINCESS’ LEG AND NEED YOUR HELP

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Huge Orgasm Makes Redhead Break her Chair
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Some Hot Pussy.
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An Awesome Asshole Flare
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Clown Masturbating…
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Hot and Naked on Cam
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Pissing into a Garbage Can
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Some Weird and Amazing Webcam Slut – I LOVE HER
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Amateur Titties!
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape!!
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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REMEMBER – WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE PRINCESS’ LEG AND NEED YOUR HELP

I hope I can find a girl to do this to me later….

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2013

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night’s failed sext was “Do you want random pics of my cum”….

I guess girls prefer specific planned pics of cum.

Or maybe they don’t want pics of cum at all, but rather to just send you pics of them fingering themselves because all women are slutty exhibitionists who get off knowing someone is watching…they just don’t want you to know that..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Spiderman is Gay
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Jay Z is an Artist People – Here He is Lip Syncing with Freaks for 6 Hours Pretending it is ART
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The History of the Bikini…in Pictures…Evolution is Good
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Rappers Lie About their Worth
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Fox News Anchor Injures Trick Shot Titus
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The Most Talented Dog Ever
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TV Friendships You May Have Idolized Growing Up
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Ashley Brookes is From Kansas..She’s Also a Fucking Slut
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Feeding the Fire with a Motorcycle Shouldn’t Be this Exciting to People
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Cheetah Chasing the Imapala is a Great Video
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How to Not Use a Ladder
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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2013

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been doing this online dating thing the last few days and I’m struggling. I have tried to target the least appealing demographic of woman, knowing they would be the easiest to manipulate and lie to, in my quest to pull some con-artist lies for my own entertainment…

I’m talking aged 35-45, looking for long term relationship, already with kids, and most importantly plus sized…

Yet I’m still getting attitude cuz my name is DrunkenStepfather on the shit, like they should judge me, they are the fat, single parent looking for love on the internet, I mean who is the real issue in all this…not to mention they are fat! Fat girls can’t be snobs, it’s against the law, I read it on the internet….

I guess they don’t realize the real psychos know they are psychos and do all in their power to not come across as psychos…

All This to say, I’ve been discriminated against for being a DrunkenStepfather…by fat unwanted chicks…I should start a support group for our kind….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Blake Lively Showing Some Tit
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Beyonce Naked and Covered in Glitter
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Wednesday is the Best Day in Booty
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Zendaya Coleman is the Jailbait of the Day
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DFS Cams is the Future!
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Her Name is Claudia and I Love Her
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Car Windows are Hrd
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Here’s a Bikini Zombie Slayer
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Amy Poehler is Not Hot for Time Out New York
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Drunk Girls Caught Peeing
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Su-Elise Nash Has Some Tits
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The Paparazzi Prank Kristen Stewart
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Kate Hudson and Her Mom Together Giving Boners
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Tiffany Taylor Bikini Photoshoot
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This Girl is Hot on Instagram
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Scardy Cats Compilation
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I really Like Courtney Stodden’s Silly Tits..
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I Would fuck this Model in her Beach Photoshoot
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Who’d You Rather Bang? Both Might Give You A Disease
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I really Like the Drunk Brandi Glanville Nipple and Panty Pics…
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Honest Grown Ups Trailer
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Waxing his GFs Stache
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There Has Been an Ashley Simpson Sighting
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Arianny Celeste Bikini for Fourth July
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Bikers Bikini on Mini Version of Themselves Biking
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Daft Punk Makes Condoms
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Leaves the View – Now What Will I Masturbate To
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Racial Profiling. It’s The Only Way
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Adriana Lima’s Got Legs!
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Maria Menounos on Set in a Tight Dress
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How to Day Drink in Public
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How Nasty Is This Upskirt?
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Cheetah Chases Impala into a Tourist Car
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How to Exit a Highway Like a Boss
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Denise Van Outen in a Bikini by the Pool
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Rosie Huntington in a Tight White Dress
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J.Lo in Fur
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Hot Mail Order Brides
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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Banana Shaped Dildo
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Weird Insertion…
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Wet Orgasm
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Hippie with Awesome Bush Masturbates on the Floor
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Hot Babe Masturbating
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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2013

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have been trying to convince this local crackhead with no teeth to do porn for the internet, because every time I walk by her she begs me to fuck her in the bushes for 10 dollars, I always say no, because she stinks, but see great potential in her being the next viral video sensation…

I am such an internet entrepreneur…Here are some morning links…

Playmate Tiffany Taylor in a Bikini – If Seeing Her Naked Is Too Much for You
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I Want to Fuck ALl Bartenders – Even 98 Year Old Ones
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41 PICS OF HOT FIT GIRLS
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Kids Get Hit By a Car…WTF
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DUMB and Dumber Sequel is Happening.
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Diving into Freezing Water Fail
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Some Awesome Jack Russel Tricks
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Pedestrian Escapes Death…
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Beautiful Bare Ass on the Beach
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30 Minutes of Girls Making Themselves Cum
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So Many Hot Young Girls Getting Naked For Free!
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2013

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I like revisiting landmarks where I have had sex with strangers from the internet months later to see if I can find any remnants of our encounter…not like a used condom or anything…I don’t use those…just something a little more magical…like the body.

🙂

I’m such a joker…the only thing that dies when a girl bangs me is her soul…she never quite bounces back or recovers from her ill-decision making…but you can’t blame me for that…but you can blame the roofies…

I just can’t stop, won’t stop…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Amanda Bynes is So Hot With her Colored Hair
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Brandi Glanville Big Fucking Tits Drunk and Exposed
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Girls with Huge Tits….
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Diane Kruger is Hot as Fuck for Marie Claire
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Old Rihanna Wants 100 Dicks for her Birthday
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Zahia Dehar in a Weird See Through Dress
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Son Doesn’t Like His Cheating Dad…
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Miss World in a Bikini
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Tramp Stamp!!
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A Man Playing the Guitar With a Spoon
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Dangerous Ways to Open Wine
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Trashy Hot Chick Posing on the Beach
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Rita Ora’s Titties Falling Out of Her Bikini
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Some Selena Gomez Leaked Music and Short Shorts
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Today’s Awesome Role Model
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Sophie Turner Bikini!!
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Reese Witherspoon is the Worst Bathing Suit Ever
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This Is Why You Never Piss Off Your Wife
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The Shannon Twins Are Fucking ghetto and Amazing
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Girl on Girl Nude Massage
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Miley and Jay Z Twitter War…
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Malin Akerman Pokies
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Today in Cool Birds
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7 Things that Should Bother You About the Mighty Ducks Trilogy
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Who Wears Short Shorts?!
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Brandi Glanville is Classy and Drunk…
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12 Celebrity Net Worths
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Here is Arched Back…
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Paula Labaredas is So American
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Anna Kournikova Bikini on a Boat
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5 Hottest Videos of Kelly Brook
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Real Men Of Genius
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Alyssa Milano Pokies!!
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Rice Paddy Seeding is Pretty Awesome
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Today in Selma Hayek
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Paula Abdul Gets Work
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Brazilian Rapper Murdered on Stage Video
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Hot Video of Leanna Decker….
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Sex Makes you Look 5-7 Years Younger
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Today in Nerd Dances
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Hulla Hoops a Truck Tire
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Break Dancing Dog
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Saven Mi
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Let There be Underboob
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Marion Cotillard in Some Fashion Magazine
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When Police Brutality Backfires
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Big Brother Racism Supercut
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Leaked Selena Gomez Song
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Some Roxanne Pallett Chick in a Tiny Bikini Grabbing at her Tits – Amazingness
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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Triplets Masturbating Together
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Girl Fucks Herself with Champagne Bottle
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Double Anal Fisting
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Masturbating on Train Freak
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Spycam in the Dressing Room
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Shower Voyeur Cam
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Girl in Heels Masturbates
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have decided to take on online dating, ideally targeting the women looking for long term relationships, taking advantage of their vulnerability, in order to stage the best fucking comedy I can…It’s not evil, because at least they will get a free dinner out of it, now if only I can land an actual date to get the wheels in motion, I guess I’ll have to aim for the fattest and saddest…and while I do that…

Here are some links….

Julia Pereira is Amazing in a Bikini
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I Love How Grandpa Plays Beer Pong
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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What You Can Learn From the SpringBreakers Special Features
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Cool Nelson Mandela Tribute by Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, ETC
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15 Self Shots of Babes…
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Motorist Saves the Coffee Mug….
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Kanye West Music Video
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Hey Sexy Lady…
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Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
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2013

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling a girl you’re DrunkenStepfather and you follow her on instagram when you run into her at a bar, coffee shop, the park, probably won’t get you laid, if you’re lucky, it also won’t get the police called, because let’s face it, not everyone, especially hot girls I stare at on Instragram, are not always down with what we do here, even though it’s the ultimate website, no matter what you say….

Here are some links…

Hot Bitches with Thigh Gap…
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Kendall Jenner’s Ass in a Bikini is Good.
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Kaley Cuoco Starbucks for Two!
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Sofia Vergara Ass in Leggings!
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Some Half Naked Bitch with a Gun
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Eliza Doolittle in Cute Lil Panties…
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Clever Fucking Beer Fridge Campaign….
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Grandpa Ruins Beer Pong
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Jenny McCarthy is Joining The View
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BEST DANCER EVER
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The Craziest Thing About Springbreakers You Will LEarn front eh DVD Features
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This Women Gets the Best Revenge…
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10 Songs About Masturbation
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Today in Bikini Contests
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Hammock Fail….
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Miley’s 13 Year Old Sister Getting Drunk on the Beach
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Emma Watson for W Magazine of the Day
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Funny Pretentious Lyrics Translated!
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Runaway Tire Hits Cameraman
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John Mayer Dedicates a Song to Katy Perry….How Pathetic
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Reggie Bush’s New Fiance is Fat Like Kim Kardashian…
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Hey Guys Sophie Turner is Going to Caymen…and She’s Bringing Her Ass
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck? One Of Them May Give You Herpes
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Old Lady Driving in Fog
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Big Brother Racism!
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More Paris Hilton in a BIkini
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Hot Girls in Super Hero Undies
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Some Beach Babe and her Big Old Titties
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Matt Damon is So gay
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I LIKE THE WAY THIS BIKER PARKS HIS BIKE
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Naked Girl on a Trampoline…Amazing
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Gymnastic First Pitch
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9 Tips for Surviving a Pub Crawl!
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Amanda Costa
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Julia Pereira Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Boating in the Marina Fail…
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Andy Murray’s Bitch
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More Rihanna in a Bikini
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Funny LED Screen Fail
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Girl Gets a Crazy Kick to Her Face By a Psycho
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Quits Twitter
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Bare Hand Fisherman
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A Whole Lot of Big Old Titties
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Stacy Keibler is Single, Now You’ve Got a Chance!
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This is the Best Bird Ever
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Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
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I Wish all My Showers Were Like This
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Sex With a Gear Shift
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Webcam Masturbation
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Fart Fetishes are the Worst tThing Ever
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Shitty Voyeur Sex
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Creepiest Masturbation Video Ever
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This Pussy Takes the Pepsi Challenge
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Lesbian Necrophilia Fetish
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Some Arab Tits
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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2013

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are three valuable lessons I learned this weekend:

1- Trying to carry a roofied girl out of a busy club while her friends are chasing after you screaming for help, will always look suspicious.

2- Offering to fuck a girl with a boyfriend with a strap-on, you know like you’re a couple lesbians just playing around, even if you promise to keep your pants on, will only work 5% of the time.

3- Telling a girl she is the only person in the room who got prettier when the lights in the club went on, while everyone else got sweaty and gross, will get you laid, especially if the girl you are telling that to is fucking ugly.

Here are some morning links…

OMG!!! Selena and Justin are Back Together According to Instagram
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The Shannon Twins and their Ghetto Booties are Turning into Video Vixen Thickness
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Big Fucking Titties – 63 Pictures of Em
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The GIF of Silva Throwing the Fight
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Dogs VS Wind
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Anna Beatriz Barros is Hotness
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Little Kid Chased by Chickens
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Quits Twitter Now That She Can Go Back to Eating Full time…
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Hot Chick with lathered Up Tits
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16 Year Old Has a Producer Credit on Jay-Z’s New Album…
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How to Kiss a Woman – By Captain Kirk
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Mini Pool Backflip Fail
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So Many Cam Girls for Free – So Little Time…
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Here’s a video with a little Monday Morning Inspiration that reminds us all to never give up…because like this dog, we’ll reach our ball no matter how hard that current is pushing us away!

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2013

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS pics provided by my one true love stepGIRL through Marriage to me… DIMALAUREN

A few of my favorite things today…

1- Old ladies in see through shirts begging for change and missing teeth…

2- Teen girls who have hit puberty, but the guys who they hang with haven’t, making for all kinds of awkward as they hold hands.

3- Girls with cheap hair dye and giant rose tattoos across their chests…

4- All my internet girlfriends, from the webcam girls, to the aspiring models, to the regular girls who just like sending me hot nude pics to try to masturbate to…

5- America….I had to say that, the FBI are watching…and by America I Mean DSFCams….

A Few things I Don’t Like…

1- Cops Abusing their Authority

2- Bikini Season in New Mexico

3- Herpes Outbreaks on Hot Summer Days…Cuz when the sweat drips in, it burns….not that I know anything about that….

4- Condoms.

5- That Asshole Cop who killed the Rottweiller…in a Traumatic video earlier that week….but I am TAKING THE PLEDGE TO GET HIM FIRED FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY ….

Here are some stepLINKS..

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini With Her Sluts
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere
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MS Voice is the Best Thing to Happen to Music and the Internet….
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James Gandolfini’s Will…
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Katie Price Big Titties Still Alive….
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Gymnast’s Acrobatic First Pitc is Kinda Hot
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Mother Too Sexy for a Waterpark
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I Know a Jenny P – And This Half Naked Chick Isn’t Her…
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I Want to Bang YULIA Terentieva
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Today in Idiots
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Here is a Modern Day Woman Looking for a Modern Day Man
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11 Pick-Up Lines to Use When It is Hot Out
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Claudia Romani is a Useless Cunt and Friend of the Site in a Bikini
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Mariah Carey on Fourth of July
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Jessica Lowndes Hot Legs…
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A Pile of Dirt Bikes…
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Best Maid of Honor Speech
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Melissa Debling is Topless at the Beach
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The Hottest Female Geniuses
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Katy Perry and John Mayer are Together in Love and they Match
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Katarina Van Derham
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Amanda Seyfried Hot for Lovelace
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25 MPH on the TREADMILL
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Hot Outdoor Strip
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Young And Inexperienced or Old and Trashy – Who’d You Rather?
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Some Chick Named Zahia Dehar Totally Naked Under Her Sheer Sprinkle COvered Dress
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Breaking Bad Spinoff in the Works
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Some Brazilian Babe Named Danielle Winits’ Amazing Down blouse from a movie…
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Funny Drunk Family I Assume is Lohan…
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Suzanne QUAST Bikini!
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Mouthy Bitch Taught a Lesson
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Some Pics of Girls Showing Off Their Hip Bones…Sexiest Use of the Hip Bone You’ll Ever See…
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When Police Brutality Backfires
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Video Game Movie Adaptions We Still Need..
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Horses Like You Smell Their Own Shit
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8 Bit Anchorman
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini for July 4th…all Red, White and Blue Waffle…
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Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
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Just Fist Your Ass
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LESBIANS
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DSFCam Girl Of the Day Does Some Masturbating
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Old Man Sucking Young Ass
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Bathtub Masturbator
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Fat Girl Orgy!
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Hot Teen Cam Girls On DSFCams!!! GET UP ON THIS!
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Romantic Girl Love
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Fat Fuck Fingers
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A Whole Lot of Disgusting Fucking Pictures
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It may be the hangover of July 4th…you know Hot Dogs and Fireworks and beer are rotting away the depths of your gut…but as far as I’m concerned…the Calendar can’t determine when and how American Pride is celebrated or died…They can take away the actual July 4th Date, but they can’t take away your freedom…

Happy 4th of July on the 5th of July America….and to the rest of you…you non-Americans like me…you just don’t matter…which is okay with me, because I’m used to not mattering, got 40 years invested in that shit, and you know what, it’s pretty fun place to be..

Here are some morning links…

Mom is Too Sexy for the Waterpark
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This Bitch Has a Lego Leg
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Elvis’ Grand Daughter in a See Thru…
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Huge Nude Tits
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The Hottest American Themed Photoshoots Ever
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Bonfire Fail
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Base Jumper Leaps Off a Bridge from a Moving Van
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James Franco’s New Movie Trailer
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Naked Guy Streaks Ninja Warrior Competition…
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Amanda Seyfried in the Lovelace Trailer.
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So Many Cam Girls – So Little Time….
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