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2012

18

Oct

Arianny Celeste’s Awesome Music Video of the Day

The most unfortunate thing about these Vegas hookers that end up getting famous becasue the UFC has become famous and not because they are part of it…but because the world is filled with HOMOS who like watching Man on Man action….and need a pussy in the mix to make the boners less gay…..

Is that they get EGOS…and with egos come humiliating, horrible club anthems and music videos…cuz they think they have the talent to do it…totally delusional….you know strike while the iron is hot…and put no real strategy into your brand whatsoever….let clowns produce the worst, least thought out, horrible production quality video ever…..not to mention she looks like shit…sounds like shit…and makes me want to let her know via twitter…but she just ignores me…cuz she thinks she’s a fucking hero instead of working with me…she’s working with these clowns who are ruining her moment….trying to make money off her…like the whore that she is…

Seriously…this is painful…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2012

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I am sick….and I can only blame one thing for it….questionable women…and their vaginas that I put in my mouth…

We’re living in a dirty world…and I’m just doing my part…

Here are some morning links for you to click.


This Ten Year Old Girl is Ripping It on the Drums – VIDEO
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Have Some Fun at These Haunted Hotels – Here’s a Complete Guide (SITE NSFW)
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Claire Sinclair is One Hot Piece (SEMI NSFW)
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I’m no Redneck But This Tractor Tug of War is Impressive
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Holly Madison Pregant Yoga Isn’t As Disgusting as It Sounds
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The 50 Scariest Monsters in Movie History
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Free Cam Shows, Because If Your Week Has Been Anything Like Mine Has You Deserve Them (NSFW)
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Amateur Shows Off Her Tan Lined Titties (NSFW)
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Alexis Wright Collected Welfare While Hiding 6 Figures in Sex Cash
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Melania is Definitely Easy on the Eyes
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Moptorcycle Chain Reaction is Pretty Fucking Terrifying – VIDEO
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These Sexy Games Got the Right Stuff, Trust Me (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The number one way to ruin a date with a girl you meet on the internet…is by showing up with your wife…I mean that…or with your rape face on…all intense gaze, boner in hand…ready to creep….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Hottest Singer Ever
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Heather Clen Made a Sex Tape With Other Celebrities. Oh Boy….
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Jennifer Aniston Fake Crying is Amazing
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Taylor Momsen On Set
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Quitting Like a Boss
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Everyone Is Breaking Up With Lance Armstrong’s Doping Ass
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Ghostbusters/Gangnam Style Mash Up. Wait, What?
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10 Sexy R&B Singers That Should Make a Comeback
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Alessandra Ambrosio Loves Her Daisy Dukes
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Kamila May Just Be the Woman of My Dreams (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 hottest Photos of Samantha Bailey
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And Here’s Die Antwoord’s Latest Musical Acid Tab – VIDEO
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She Definitely Shouldn’t Be Doing This in Her Parents Bedroom
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Elle Fanning and Some Other Twats at an Event…
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I’d Fuck Kate Gosselin
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A Lot of Bitches at a Bullshit Event
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Who Won the Debate?
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Puppy Has a Nightmare
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Sexy Games With a Grown Up Twist (NSFW)
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Busty Romi Flashing in Public (NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Who Clémence Poésy is But Here She is Naked (NSFW)
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Put That ASS on the GLASS (NSFW)
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THROWBACK: Here’s Henry Thomas’Audition for ET – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopez Slips a Nip on Stage (NSFW)
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There’s Gonna be a Need for Speed Movie and Guess Who is Starring in It?
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Let’s All Ogle, Olga In A Tiny Fuckable Bikini
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She’s A Hot 80 Year Old Cock Sucker…
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Just Show Me Your Fucking Pussy Already…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Flaunts Cleavage in Victoria’s Secret $2.5 Million Fantasy Bra (PHOTO)
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I Could Stare at Salma Hayek’s Cleavage All Day
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Kunt Gosselin Will Do Anything to Keeo Her Name in the Papers
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Olga Kurylenko Went to the Beach and Looked Good Doing So
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Puppies Playing….
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Japanese Gameshow Crazy
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All These Boobs Have a Day Out at the Beach
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You Can’t Be Serious: O.J. Simpson Tries To Sell The Knife That He ALLEGEDLY Killed Nicole With For $5 Million
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Hunter and Mandy Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Lizzie Jagger Strips Down and Rides a Tuna! (NSFW)
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Pippa Middleton Just Walking Around, Doing What she Does Best, Which is Nothing
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Are These tits Natural? You Be the Judge!! (NSFW)
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A Whole Lot of Cable Nudity
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Michelle Rodriguez is Dressed Like a Lady
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Bikini Booty Workout Video
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Tractor Tug of War
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Rat Vs Cats
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Miranda Lambert is Good Housekeeping Centerfold..
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Carrie Underwood’s Cleavage is Weird But It’s Cleavage All the Same
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Lourdes Lujan is a Latin Beauty (NSFW)
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Laura Christie is Maple Sweet (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Bring Us All a Ton of Glory (NSFW)
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Boxer Vs Dalek
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The Last Stand at Comicon….
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Google’s Data Center is Cool – For You Fucking Nerds….
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Swinger Cinema!
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Today’s Random Porn Clips
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

17

Oct

Megan Fox Had a Baby of the Day

MEGAN FOX had her baby with David from 90210…..

I forgot that Megan Fox was pregnant….mainly because I forgot about Megan Fox….she doesn’t matter….she barely exists….she was overhyped for a minute…and thanks to an overbearing jealous boyfriend who convinced her he was the only man who would ever love her….and her weak groupie ways….coupled with her bad attitude….and non nude acting roles…even though all we ever wanted from her plastic surgery produced face is fucking nudity….

Her baby – Noah Shannon Green – spawn of David from 90210 who I like to think ruined everything there is about Megan Fox….was born September 27 and I predict will be hated by her remaining fans who have trouble getting over pussy in movies they never met but liked looking at…for turning his mother into a loose vagina, shitty body, pig trying to bounceback from the hell she created for herself…

But I am an optimist, eager for her post-partem depression, her resentment for her husband, and her comeback tour that this time will involve being naked, because as women get older….they gynecologist is less a thing about being shy…and more a thing about getting a cheap thrill…just hoping someone other than their husband gets wrist deep….

All this to say, who cares about Megan Fox, the garbage her uterus shat out, or her comeback…she doesn’t matter. She’s old news. She’s officially fallen off. Let this be our goodbye….GOODBYE.

Here’s a bunch of pics of her….to celebrate what was….I’m ready to move on…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2012

17

Oct

Olga Kurylenko Bikini for Twitter of the Day

OLGA KURLYENKO …..is awesome…not because I know of anything she’s ever done in her modeling or acting career…but because in 2001 she became a French citizen thanks to marrying a french photographer…and marriage for citizenship and not for love is my fucking Jam….I mean…that’s really the only asset to being married…that and getting half of a person’s money when you divorce….other than that…shit is just a miserable fucking prison sentence you can’t escape….

She’s 32, who fucking cares what she’s done in her career…what matters is that she’s on the beach in a bikini and putting that shit on social networking….cuz girl wants to be noticed….and I like girls who like to be noticed…they make the internet more tolerable.


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Posted in:Olga Kurylenko

2012

17

Oct

Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here are some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots of Miranda Kerr that are pretty much exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….same nipples photoshopped out….same fucking poses….same faces….the only thing that makes it different is that I am told they are new…and that’s enough for me to put them up on the site…cuz Victoria’s Secret has the best fucking scam going…they’ve made these girls famous and in doing that they make me write about them every time they release anything for free…and that’s fucking ridiculous…but I do it anyway…because Miranda Kerr, despite being a mom…is kinda awesome…even when in some boring fucking bullshit like this….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

17

Oct

Halle Berry for Instyle of the Day


I have no idea why I am posting this….Halle Berry in Instyle…who fucking cares….I am sure Halle Berry doesn’t even fucking care…or even know she’s in the shit…she’s too busy practicing being black so that when she gets another run at a black role, she’ll be believable…hiding that she’s related to Sarah Palin, and that she was raised in a white school, in a white neighborhood and only met her first black person when she was 20….a cover-up that I’d consider Academy Award worthy…if Hollywood wasn’t just a massive lie to begin with….on that note…here she is in Instyle….


TO SEE SOME OF HALLE BERRY’S BEST WORK (NUDE SCENES)
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Posted in:Halle Berry

2012

17

Oct

Dita VOn Teese Scary Vampire Lesbian Cleavage of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a creep….I don’t find her hot…I don’t understand her fan base…I don’t really get what she does…I do know she was just a product of proper internet use in the early days of the internet…I do know that she peaked back when she was doing lesbian porn…I do not know why the paparazzi bother with her….but I guess it has to do with it being a slow fucking day…..but I guess the real issue at hand is why am I bothering with these pics…cuz she’s showing cleavage and a bra? That’s about right….that’s all it takes to get my attention…I am pathetic…I hate myself and I want to die….and if I do…maybe Dita Von Teese will invite me to her vampire lair….it is Halloween after all…her favorite time of the year…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THIS CREEP
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Posted in:Dita Von Teese

2012

17

Oct

Holly Madison Doing Yoga in the Park of the Day

Holly Madison is doing Yoga in the park….Real fucking exciting…I mean if you google her you can see her before she turned into a housewife pile of shit…you know back when she was in her prime and getting naked for money….behavior that paved the way for this “good” life she’s living….where her daily activity only requires going to the fucking park for the paparazzi to watch her stretch…

I only like to fuck with Yoga when the girls are young, tight, bending over in my face, and ideally not farting…

I try to avoid the senior class with all their massive mom vagina lips everywhere….Not that I do Yoga, but you get what I am saying….and that is that bitch is trying to get press for her pregnancy on some bottom feeding slut level you’d expect for her…but I’m not having it….or maybe I am…who cares.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THIS HAG
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Posted in:Holly Madison

2012

17

Oct

Gina Gershon’s Rockin’ Bush in Killer Joe of the Day

I’ve never heard of Killer Joe…but people seem to care about it because some 23 year old actor named Juno Temple , who I’ve never really heard of cuz I don’t pay attention, is in it and has a sex scene in it, but for some reason, I’m more into the MILFs pushing 50 with awesome hard nipples and a massive fucking bush…cuz I’m weird like that….it happens…you know some days you want the veterans and other days you want the virgins…life is all about balance…

If you want to download the Juno Temple clip, cuz old lady bush that has no white hair in it, isn’t your thing click her


TO SEE MORE OF GINA GERSHON’S CATALOG OF NUDE SCENES
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Posted in:Gina Gershon|Juno Temple|NSFW

2012

17

Oct

Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day

Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin 🙁

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

17

Oct

Emily Osment Kinda Turns Me On in Short Shots of the Day


I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…but I guess that would make jerking off to her twitter porn gay…so maybe we’ll just go along with the “This is his sister” story they are feeding us…it is best for all parties involved….

Posted in:Emily Osment

2012

17

Oct

Alysha Nett, Danielle Sharp and Other Ladies Naked for Front of the Day

I don’t really know who these girls are – I am just happy they exist…and I am happy companies like Front UK go out of there way to take pictures of them for all of us perverts to look at….because when I ask girls to get topless for you in exchange for internet fame and glory to a bunch of loser virgin weirdos….they just laugh and me and that hurts my feelings…but FRONT like all the other men’s magazines have this shit on lock down…they probably have girls sending them titty pics all fucking day…throwing themselves at the chance for this level of fame and glory that’s not fame and glory at all…but a hell of a lot better than working at the mall selling hand cream to old ladies…or whatever shit job these girls are capable of based on their skill set…

Posted in:Alysha Nett|NSFW

2012

17

Oct

Kelly Osbourne does Fashion Modeling of the Day

I am only posting this because I think the idea of Kelly Osbourne being a fashion model is fuckin jokes…and I love jokes….especially when they involve fat chicks….cuz fat chicks are the best punch line ever…even if they took being laughed at for being fat seriously and lost all the weight…they are still fat chicks to me….

Here she is totally not erotic…cuz erotic is not something she’s capable of…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2012

17

Oct

Janelle Fishman for Terry Richardson in 2000 of the Day

Here are some throwback thursday on wednesday scans of some model named Janelle Fishman from Israel, for Terry Richardson, taken back in 2000, because photo evidence of naked photo decision making is forever…2000 was back when Terry Richardson was a serious pervert hipster photographer for Vice, before getting the love and support from the entire fashion industry and becoming the biggest, highest earning pervert fashion photographer of all time….cuz motherfucker played his pervert right….and not cuz he’s that good at taking pics but he is good at getting girls naked…and really I’m only posting this cuz she’s naked so I guess that’s all that matters.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Janelle Fishman|NSFW

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