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2012

15

Oct

Elisa Sednaoui Showing Titties For Lascivious Lingerie of the Day

This is how a lingerie shoot is supposed to be shot. The model is named Elisa Sednaoui, she’s Italian, born in 1987, and lovely to look at, which is probably why she’s a model, but the interesting thing about this is that as a company hits the market, knowing they are up against Victoria’s Secret, the best strategy to compete is to step up the boring fucking catalog shots, because they haven’t changed since the 80s…..and if I’m buying lingerie for a chick, or at least jerking off to lingerie catalogs, it is meant to be fucking sexy….it is meant to be worn when getting fucked, and this Lascivious company brings it…I appreciate that.

Posted in:Elisa Sednaoui|NSFW

2012

15

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Really Big and Long Ass Crack in a See Thru Skirt of the Day


Kim Kardashian has the single longest ass crack in the fucking game….sure it is an ass that has been celebrated because that’s just how the media, and black dudes who don’t mind fucking her on camera do things….and sure her ass was kinda interestingly out of proportion compared to her waistline, but shit is just fat, sloopy and I can see the cellulite and laziness….and there’s nothing hot about seeing a 30 year old fat chick….even if she carries her 20 plus surplus in her ass…..but there is definitely something funny about it…and thats why I am posting it.

All this to say, promoting fat girls promotes diabetes and I want nothing to do with that….


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2012

15

Oct

Rihanna on All Fours for Vogue of the Day


Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit.


To See Her in a See Through Shirt at Some Event This Weekend

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

15

Oct

Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day


I’ve posted some maryna Linchuk model titties for fashion pics…where we learned some faschinating things about her….but the only thing that matters about those fascinating things about her…is that she’ll get naked for money….like a typical eastern european /russian / once communist girl who despite not being communist anymore…still has the “Must Escape” mentality….

She’s fucked with Victoria’s Secret and now she’s cheating on them with Nordstrom….half naked and lovely…my kind of woman.

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2012

15

Oct

Kate Upton is Piggish at Some Premiere of the Day


Kate Upton eats too much.

Seriously, Anna Nicole Smith called from the dead and says she wants her diet plan and slow metabolism back.

Sure, this is about as hot as sloppy fat chick tits get….but that’s not saying much as I’m usually drunk and it is 3 am and they were last standing when ranking them…

She needs a diet…..this is just gross.


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

15

Oct

Alexa Chung Nipples for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot. part AZN, UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with….but she’s showing nipple for some fashion shoot outtakes and part AZN nipples as someone who has never fucked an AZN despite wanting to…are almost magical…until realizing they are attaced to this groupie trash……and thats all I have to say about that….

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2012

15

Oct

Claudia Romani Hot Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

pic via her twitter account

I have never heard of Claudia Romani but 20,000 fake twitter accounts have…..this is her bio”

International model born in L’Aquila, Italy and currently living in Miami Beach. Credits include: FHM, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, Ford, Aston Martin, Samsung, Toyota.

She’s 30 and past her prime….her biggest break was being featured in FHM Denmark and Maxim Greece. which sound like a pretty low grade…..jobbing gigs…..and now she’s staging photoshoots to get noticed….obvious strategy…but good enough strategy to get me to notice…something all the girls should be into…at least according to me, which I guess is all that matters, since I’m God around these parts.


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2012

15

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Mom on the Beach in a White Bikini of the Day


Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this….to see how the public responds now that she’s got 2 kids….you know a little market research…like when they give out sausage samples at costco….gettin’ full for free…even if I hate moms….I’m ok with them when they look like this.


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

15

Oct

Bar Refaeli Big Old Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Bar Refaeli is a big girl…but the nice thing about her kind of big girl…is that she’s got some proportion to her….some tits…some hips…some ass….some shape that makes her look less of of broad backed football player…and more of a sexy lady…but I still find her and her gold digging opportunist shit annoying, boring, and repetitive…except when staring at her in a bikini…cuz for some crazy reason…a reason called I love big overpaid tits in a bikini….I can handle that…especially when she’s self promoting by putting this shit on blast…it’s eagerness I respect which is saying a lot cuz I don’t respect anything or anyone….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

15

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Cosplay for Comicon of the Day


Sara Jean Underwood is rocking comicon harder than the virgins in line waiting for her autograph rock social awkwardness….and I realize that it’s not that far of a stretch from being a fucking stripper….or even a Playboy model….which is convenient cuz that’s all her implant tit, fake hair, low level fame, naked model trash knows…..I don’t care what insignificant, low ratings show she’s on, on a network that’s gonna be shut the fuck down…..or how many shitty, desperate and pathetic fans she has….she’s a gutter slut bottom feeder and I mean that in the sweetest most loving way…..

What I’m getting at is Cosplay to nerds with a girl dressed like this….in stripper shoes….is no different than watching a bitch suck a dick to a seasoned porn watcher…..it’s just fetish shit that’s more socially acceptable…but responsible for equal volume of semen spilled….if you know what I mean…and you do…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2012

15

Oct

Jojo Shows Off Her Fitness of the Day


I can’t really tell if this is a fit body or not….I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…when it could very easily be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on…..just look at the pic.

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2012

15

Oct

Candice Swanepoel and Anja Rubik Topless for W of the Day

Models and titties are a couple of my favorite things…cuz models, depsite being whores in their own right….getting paid to get naked for fashion, are a little more classy and luxurious about it andc aren’t tacky as shit about it….looking like actual whores, straight from the trailer park…..

More importantly, models are lean and elegant, instead of looking like their topless model counter parts that get naked for money while looking like fake tanned tranny strippers who are working as hard as they can to make money to pay for the operation to remove their dick…

So here are models like Candice Swanepoel, Anja Rubik and some other vagina I would pay to masturbate on their panties….rockin’ out for W Magazine…the November Issue….good times.

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Candice Swanepoel

2012

15

Oct

Taylor Momsen Naked in her New Video of the Day

Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….she was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 20, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….leading to her bringing her lean, porn star friendly naked body, censored in video….when really it should be spread eagled and getting eaten out in porn….something that I can only hope happens….not cuz I want Taylor Momsen to fall off, but because I want all girls to fuck on camera…

Here’s her video I watched on mute….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2012

15

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I picked up a homeless girl this weekend. She asked me for money….I said I had none…she asked me for the time…I told her…she asked if it was precisely that time…I asked if she had an important meeting to attend….you know a homeless conference for their secret society….she told me she wanted to suck my dick…I told her her brown teeth made me want to throw up…she told me she’d do it for a coffee….I can never turn down a good deal….you know always buying shit I don’t want….but I guess it doesn’t count cuz I didn’t cum….the smell of her dirty hair just kept pulling me out of the zone…you know that and the chance she was a schizo and could bite my dick off…coupled with the diseases and infections that her saliva carried…

Here are some links….

A Faceplant Compilation is Gonna Help Us Start Things Off – VIDEO
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Don’t Tell Me You’re Not Desperate Enough to Bang a Cartoon Character
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Ashley is a Girl Next Door Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Just a Bunch of Nerds Doing Choreographed Dancing in TRON Suits And Yes, It’s AWESOME! – VIDEO
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Victoria James Gets Naughty in the Garden (SEMI NSFW)
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So Taylor Momsen is Naked In This Video
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Let’s See Just How Rich Britney Spears Really is
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Web Cam Girls to Help You Start Your Week Off Proper (NSFW)
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She’s Ruining Herself in One Easy Step (NSFW)
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World’s Fattest Woman is Also a Murderer or Something
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Jordan Carver Gets Sexy at Bathtime (NSFW)
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Katie Price is in a Bikini Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Start Monday Right With These Sexy Games
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2012

12

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Pic via The Amazing and Incredible Twitter Babe You All Need to Follow @SvetlanaSandt

I had a few failed lines of seduction with girls I social network…but the ultimate was this one:

My Dick wants to be sick inside you….it wants to have explosive diarrhea…because baby he ate bad mexican and now he wants your uterus to be his toilet….

I wonder why it didn’t work.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kate Upton Bikini Photos Because Terry Richardson Is Goddamn Santa Claus
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BLANKET JACKSON WILL SHUT YOU DOWN
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Inappropriate Joe Bidden Laugh
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Playboy Girl In Video
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The New Celebrity Apprentice Contestants
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Fail Compilation
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Lindsay Lohan Hot Done Cleavage at an Event She Was Paid to Attend
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Backflipping a Jetski in a Swimming Pool. Whoa – VIDEO
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An Open Letter to The Old Lindsay Lohan
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Paulina Gretzky is Back on the Scene
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Kate Hudson is Cleavagy
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I’d Like to Be All Over Dionne Daniels (NSFW)
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You’re Weekly #friskyfriday Hotness (SEMI NSFW)
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Mercedes Raquel Has a Pin Up Kind of Thing Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Friday Better (NSFW)
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NY Comic Con Photo Gallery – Day 1
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Milf and a Dildo (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Help You Make the Most of Your Weekend
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Sarah Nicola Has Tits the Size of Footballs (NSFW)
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The Octokids May Be Sexing Each Other. Ew.
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Kimberly Walsh Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Some Oktoberfest Cleavage Hotties (SITE NSFW)
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Drummer Steals The Show….
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Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Some Pink
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New Twilight Artwork
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Babies Taste Lemons for First Time
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Halloween Fun – PUMPKIN KEG
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Braless Miley Cyrus Reveals Some Slight Nipple Action
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Katie Holmes Looks About 15 Years Younger Since She Left Tom Cruise
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Marilyn Monroe Moment: 8 Other Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions (GALLERY)
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And MORE Kate Upton
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Put My Hands All Over Carli Banks (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence Films Hunger Games
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BMX Fail
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Big Wet and See Through. Kate Upton Has Fantastic Tits
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K is for Knifeball
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What Would You Do?? Man Returns $690,000,000 Check Mistakenly Sent To Him In Mail
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Jessica Alba Upstaged By Hot Friend Going Down L.A. Curb After Madonna Concert!
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Busty 19 Year Old Hotness (NSFW)
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Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Rap In New Video About Chelsea Handler – VIDEO
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Raccoon Steals a Carpet
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Kate Upton for Jalouse
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Perfect Beach Booty Workout
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Playboy’s Lingerie Guide has Girls in Lingerie
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Cock with A Vengeance
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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