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2019

27

Nov

Shanina Shaik Pussy Print of the Day

Shanina Shaik Pussy Print

Shanina Shaik is not Irina Shayk’s sister, but maybe they call each other sisters on their weird uterus-to-uterus meetings…You know that bullshit sisterhood they pretend to have, that they pretend are about empowering each other, despite hating each other at their core and resending each other’s success so much that they talk shit on each other to their mutual friends…but together, or in public…sisterhood…

You know the kind of girls who go to women only conventions, or speak at women only seminars about helping women, or who go on what women only retreats that they sell to their audience, where all the girls bring their period blood to do some shamanic ritual in some sweat lodge like they are at burning man to celebrate womanhood….even though they hate each other.

Maybe all this girl power shit that is a trend on social media is just a scam for them to make more money, but I think it is more about pretending that they didn’t get ahead by sucking on the right dicks…because it would discount their success to being that of a sex worker despite their success as a model being that of a sex worker…

Either way, here she is airing out her cunt, to celebrate her cunt, for dudes to jerk off to her cunt, cuz she’s a cunt.

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2019

27

Nov

Nicole Bass Nipples of the Day

Nicole Bass Nipples See Through

Nicole Bass I assume is some low level degenerate who got invited to an event and took her bra off, put on a see through shirt to show her nipples and make a name for herself.

It’s all about the bass? All our bass belong to us? Totally addicted to bass? Naw dude, this is Big Mouth Billy Bass…you can tell by her jacked up face.

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2019

27

Nov

Taryn Manning Nude of the Day

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Taryn Manning got fake tits – at least I assume fake tits….they look pretty bolt on…

The angry lesbian from Orange is the New Black, who licked her hand to lubricate herself when Eminem had sex with her proving his homosexuality cuz she’s a dude…is on the naked on the instagram kick because they all are…

She must be in her 40s by now and has never mattered from where I am standing, but she’s naked on instagram, letting you all into her stripped down and honest life, despite being a ghetto actor, phony pile of shit and nothing they can do is authentic or interesting…even her meltdowns and public fights with her lesbian lovers are boring…so I can’t imagine you getting much out of her weight gain, gunt, menopause tits, but I give you too much credit and forget that you love this shit.

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2019

27

Nov

Iggy Azalea Looks like Shit of the Day

Iggy Azalea Looks Like Shit

Iggy Azalea with her titty scars out looking like shit…or like she’s covered in shit.

Maybe she’s in Toronto where the fecal throwing weirdo just got captured, she’s been to Canada before, back when she was re-applying for her WORK VISA thanks to us being part of the Australian Commonwealth, we share a Queen….and is a place these idiots go to wait out their work visas….proving that your legit immigrants are far fucking worst for your culture than the illegals…cuz she looks like she’s got shit smeared on her, but that could just be part of her blackface cultural appropriation that is zero fucking authentic…

She looks like a 65 year old drug addict…mangled as shit…maybe it will bring you flashbacks of the kind of stripper you get lapdances from..the senior citizen you feel bad for cuz she hasn’t realized that her tricks that worked 40 years earlier don’t hold the same value anymore…but she doesn’t know anything beyond those tricks so she just keeps doing them…

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2019

27

Nov

Leven Rambin Strip Tease of the Day

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Leven Ramin showing you her best Thanksgiving themed dance she’s rehearsing for the big reveal at tomorrow night’s dinner where she channels the Turkey being stuffed…because “stuffing the turkey” jokes are as played out as any internet “pun” that’s ever happened…but stuffing the turkey interpretive dance…that shit is high concept.

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2019

27

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Pregnant for Jesus of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Pregnant for Jesus

Hailey Baldwin in Miami looking pregnant AF….because that’s what happens when you believe in Jesus and find young love and get married to validate your pre-marital sex…you know..no contraception…just cum in her like she as a porn clip because she pretty much is.

I wonder if the kid will inherit the muppet face…

WHY IS OUR RIGHT / HER LEFT NOSTRIL so big? Botched? Probably.

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2019

27

Nov

Ariel Winter Trying to Kill Herself of the Day

Ariel Winter is clearly trying to get some shine, like they typical suicidal people on social media, being all dramatic and trying to get people to beg her not to do it, because it makes them feel like they matter in their time of darkness, only people typically don’t believe they are doing it for any reason other than attention, because actual suicidal people live stream it, except the people who livestreamed their suicides. It has happened, performance art or some shit….

It’s all very entitled, especially when they professional working actors who are on hit TV shows. It doesn’t fill the empty void in their soul from being sold off by their mothers and put in an aquarium at Disney or wherever they sold her to when she was a kid…back when she was “a cute kid” before growing up into the troll mess that she is…I guess being a child star is a tough deal, a form of child abuse really…that we can’t sympathize with because we have our own lives with actual problems and this celebrity shit is so fucking dumb and unrelatable…like no one would actually care if she did it…you know if she treated herself like she treated her tits and just killed it off…

She is on anti-depressants, actually responsible for telling fat kids everywhere that the key to her weight loss was changing her anti-depressants…to encourage more kids to get on anti-depressants…and that’s just fucked up…mental health is a fucking myth…stop buying into it and thinking it makes you special…no one is special…DIE.

Oh and sidenote the benefit of having my own site, and not being on social media, is that on social media you can’t encourage a trashcan polluting popculture to kill herself…they flag your shit and ban you. I have been kicked off facebook at least 3 times for telling a motherfucker to kill themselves…but here I can say it 10 times with NO CONSEQUENCE…no rules FOR ME on my OWN site….I’m like Zuckerberg only broke as shit and DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM….

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Look, not banned…but still irrelevant…but feel so free and liberated…

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2019

27

Nov

Kara Del Toro Bikini Erotica of the Day

Kara Del Toro Tits Out Bikini

Kara Del Toro is some useless tits on instagram and to expect me to dig through the depths of my soul to find something to say about her that is beyond “look at her tits’…when all that comes to mind is “look at her tits”…it’s not like we’re given any depth to her soul or anything to build off…it’s just some bitch on instagram trying to make it with her tits…She did Guess?, which usually means she did the owner of Guess? as they all do and that’s about all we need to know when looking at her tits….so look at her tits.

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2019

27

Nov

Lena Gercke Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Lena Gercke is some hard faced German model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what Germans do, but you already know that….and you probably already know that because it’s the general propaganda that goes around about Germans to divert from that whole Nazi thing they try to avoid people bringing up…and planting a rumor in the rumormill that Germans invented Scat Porn seems to be the answer to that…the only thing I think happened in Germany…along with Electra and fetish parties which could be why all the porn obsessed millennials or at least a good percentage of them don’t know about or believe in the Holocaust…their idea of GERMANY is Oktoberfest and Fecal Fetishes…

That has nothing to do with Lena Gercke, but who cares about her, there are so many deeper issues we NEED to explore…


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2019

27

Nov

Wish Our TikTok Girl a Happy Birthday of the Day

We all know that despite CHINA using TIKTOK to follow your every single move as they plot the world domination that American Consumerism allowed to happen….let’s make all our products in a country and expect them to not become richer than us….good one greed.

That said, TikTok is an amazing platform where people aren’t annoying and political like on Twitter and Facebook, where girls aren’t curated, or calling themselves influencers, despite having no real influencer like on instagram. You know filtering and photoshopping themselves in their soulless content of them posing. It is not a porn platform like Snapchat where perverts are paying sluts to masturbate for them and their audience thanks to monthly fees.

It is where people have personality, where they do shit, where they produce comedy and weirdness, and pranks, and it is just interesting content. It is not as contrived or lame or useless. It actually has some substance. There’s a level of clever, hot, voyeurism, it is more than just dance.

I totally understand why it will overthrow the evil that is Facebook/Instagram and I welcome it with open arms because it’s got so much good on it…like this…our girl on her birthday.

Look at this hotness…

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