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Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

Leni Klum’s Hot Big Titty Daughter Gets Paid to Let You In her Bathroom of the Day

2019

Nov

Wish Our TikTok Girl a Happy Birthday of the Day

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We all know that despite CHINA using TIKTOK to follow your every single move as they plot the world domination that American Consumerism allowed to happen….let’s make all our products in a country and expect them to not become richer than us….good one greed.

That said, TikTok is an amazing platform where people aren’t annoying and political like on Twitter and Facebook, where girls aren’t curated, or calling themselves influencers, despite having no real influencer like on instagram. You know filtering and photoshopping themselves in their soulless content of them posing. It is not a porn platform like Snapchat where perverts are paying sluts to masturbate for them and their audience thanks to monthly fees.

It is where people have personality, where they do shit, where they produce comedy and weirdness, and pranks, and it is just interesting content. It is not as contrived or lame or useless. It actually has some substance. There’s a level of clever, hot, voyeurism, it is more than just dance.

I totally understand why it will overthrow the evil that is Facebook/Instagram and I welcome it with open arms because it’s got so much good on it…like this…our girl on her birthday.

Look at this hotness…

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2019

Nov

Vancouver Hooker Twerking in a Thong and Other Videos of the Day

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Masturbating on the Subway Platform

Drunk Woman at the Supermarket

Biker Checking out Girl…Crashes…Idiot…

Praying in the Middle of the Highway

Drunk Idiot Jumps from Mall Platform

Best Commute Clock

Idiot Egg Yolk Pank…and Other Pranks

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2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some people say I am too one dimensional reporting slutty celebs in their latest slutty post and reaffirming to you that she’s still a slut, in case you were wondering or looking for something to jack off to…..but that doesn’t mean I think my work has no higher purpose, in fact I know my work has no higher purpose, but then I can’t I don’t consider that this is work….

But the truth is, one dimensional or not, people make a living off far less significant things…on the internet and in everyday life… so one dimensional repetitive shit may be bottom of the wrung / bottom of the barrel shit – but at least I am not winnign at it.

There’s far worse out there and those people are legitimately winning at life with their one dimensional work….

So maybe one dimensional calling sluts people celebrate sluts daily…for the last 15 years is on some autistic weird obsessive compulsive shit that serves no purpose….but find happiness in my poverty…and not being rewarded for it…and in turn focus on those one-dimensional people who are making millions..

That said, lactating Titty Porn…is a weird fetish. You know who I am talking to.

Big Titty Bartender Lap Dance…
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Creepy Noises from the Woods…
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Dog Runs Through Freshly Laid Cement – Cuz Owners are Idiots..
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Phoebe Price’s Slutty Turkey Themed Fame Whore Weirdness…
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Are Solid State Batteries Are the Future Apparently – Who Cares – I Know – battery Nerds…
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Idiot Driver of the Day
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Rise of Skywalker Scene for the Nerds…
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Melania Trump’s Got BOOED….at an opiate crisis…
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Multiple Vehicle Crash…
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Ariana Grande’s Real Hair is Disgusting
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Car Tries to Go Through Tight Squeeze
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Huge Earthquake in Albania
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Kate Middleton Tweets at Camila Cabello – Cuz She’s Onto the American MOOCHES…
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Solar Powered Yacht…
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The Rock and Danny Devito Wedding Crash
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Muppet faces are everywhere – but where is the muppet pussy…

Would the muppet pussy look like the muppet faces…or would it be it’s only magical playground of muppet felt and muppet colors…cuz unlike you…I’ve never seen a muppet’s genitals…or fucked a muppet…not even a Tickle Me Elmo…the most overrated, overhyped, vibrator around…either way…muppet pussy…

Speaking of muppet pussy, Kim Kardashian at 45 years old is planning on being less racy after a decade and a half of smut, including but not limited to a sex tape…and countless unsolicited pussy pics…like I’ve seen her cunt so much I feel like I am her gynecologist…but it’s all for a good cause…living that tax free evangelical life cuz the world are a bunch of fucking morons…who buy into nonsense cuz they are so empty..

Thank god for Social Media…otherwise people wouldn’t know what to do with themselves, where to travel, what to eat, how to cook, what to wear, and what drugs to do….It’s one of those…how did humans survive before having a group of idiots guide them through life…without any real expertise…

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Car Flies Off Overpass…Scary
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Cool Floating Home
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Kate Middleton and Camila Cabello Bond Over Stealing from the Royal Family…
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Bus Dashcam Catches Falling Meteor
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Danny Devito and The Rock Crash Weddings
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Johnny Depp Settles 350k Court Battle
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Slutty Bartender Defends Herself Against Grabby Dude
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Idiot Driver Causes Accident
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Borat’s Acceptance Speech….as Sacha Baron Cohen….on How Evil Internet COmpanies Push Misinformation which is Fact. Worth Watching.
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Amber Heard is TRASH
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Ariel Winter – Tight Pink Shirt
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Pervert Old Man
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Jessica Biel’s Not Wearing a Ring…
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Bella Thorne in the Shower cuz She’s a Dirty Pig…
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Padma Lakshmi Milky Bath
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Porn Slut Kim K is Becoming more “Modest” on Instagram cuz she’s an Evangelical’s wife now for TAX reasons…
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Selena Gomez is Mentally Unstable…
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Round Kid with a Round Head…
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Engagement You Dont’ Care About
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Slutty Girl at the Norway Death Dive Competition
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The Best International Sauces
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Howie mandel Pillow Fight….
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GOP SAYS THE LEFT IS UNHINGED – WATCH OUT
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Train Crashes into Motorhome
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Sarah Hyland Scar Empowerment…
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Next Level Archery
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Sofia Richie – Hot Slutty Bikini – RICH Trash
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Ariel Winter Gross Even When Skinny
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People Get Mad At Me For Calling Kat Dennings Fat
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TInashe Titties Out and Such…
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Amanda Seyfried Looking Old as Shit
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Abigail Spencer at an Event…
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Olviia Hold Storng Legs in a Short Skirt
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Madison Beer in Short Bike Shorts
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Keri Russell Gross
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Lucy Hale Legs
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I did a Tumblr Porn
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Crackwhore Gets Arrested…
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Hot AMateur on Car Rides – Pussy Out…
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LOOK CLOSELY AT THIS HOT TIGHT DRESS SKIRT
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Big Tits in a Sports Bra…
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Naked Bitches Fighting…
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Bonus Butts…
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Masturbating in the Locker Room
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Booty Pop Out of Red Dress…
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ASS JIGGLES
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Tinder Fuck?
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Hot Reddit Amateur of the Day – TINY APHRODITE –
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Gabriela Lopez and Some Big Tits
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Cum Haters the Compilation
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Amateur Sucks Dick at Work….
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Underwater Titty Jiggle
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Inside an Amish Girl….
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Kitchen Fuck
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2019

Nov

Sofia Richie and Alexa Dellanos Tits in Bikinis of the Day

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Sofia Richie is with Alexa Dellanos on a boat with their tits out, does ANYONE CARE?

Garbage fucking people running the LA scene while being cheesy and lame as fuck. The people who buy into any of this shit is the issue with the world. If you’ve seen Alec Monopoly’s shit art he sells to rich idiots, you’ll know it’s as fake as his girlfriend (Alexa Dellanos) tits….or as fake as his friendship with Scott Disick and Sofia Richie who motherfucker is mooching off to help increase the price of his shit art….that looked better when he wore a mask…instagram artists…hanging with instagram sluts…and Kardashians…all to troll the world and make more money being dog shit….that idiots don’t realize is dog shit.

The good news is Lionel’s baby girl his sperm actually made, despite being a loser with losers basically winning is pretty hot…thanks to her cosmetic procedures…sure…but that’s what all these whores are about…

The world is a terrible place…but tits in bikinis exist…so there’s that.

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2019

Nov

Adriana Lima Sweat Erotica of the Day

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Model Adriana Lima is looking hot, literally.

Her face covered in what looks like caked on weak incel semen that is more like piss than cum due to a lack of testosterone….but I could be wrong…I am not a doctor…

This is probably not a throwback to the EPSTEIN BUKAKE that got her a Victoria’s Secret career that’s made her millions and that has an ironclad Non-Disclosure Agreement…that at 400 is forced to find new ways to sexualize herself to monetize herself as Victoria’s Secret slowly dies off like Epstein during his suicide…and I guess as her sexuality dies off….with menopause…

She is the reason the brand didn’t stay current or hip to the new generation of genderless freaks…they use women who their mom’s remember watching in the catalogs back when they were in high school…THAT FUCKING OLD..

Weird amateur porn angles though…I bet you like this. Sick fuck.

Here is her ass in a bikini

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2019

Nov

Kelly Brook Reconnects with Her Long Lost Mother of the Day

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It is the holiday season, you know Thanksgiving then Christmas…and all the decorations are out, the Christmas music is playing in stores, the brands are trying to seduce us into buying shit we don’t need, the streaming sites are trying to touch our hearts with nostalgia, good old fashion feel good American values, you know the illusion of what Christmas is supposed to be and not the dysfunction that it actually is…especially with all you social media bandits with all your knowledge and debate skills you’ve mastered thanks to reading fake news, finding like minded idiots, an taking your anger to twitter…or Facebook…or whatever…

But the most important thing about the Holiday Season is Family….it is ignoring all the bullshit, and letting bygones be bygones, and not going at each other’s throats…it is not the time to rehash old fights, old memories, old mistakes…it is a time to forgive, to move on, to heal..

So it is nice to see that Kelly Brook and her mom who I guess has retired down in the Bahamas working out their shit, that I assume Kelly Brook’s mom will later roll around in as she does…

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2019

Nov

Iskra Lawrence Pregnant and Naked of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is some fat model who got a lot of hype when she decided to mooch off the whole body empowerment fat shaming movement by becoming a fat chick who could pretend to be empowered….you know an angle cuz the internet needs angles to perpetuate its lies…

I always say she’s in FAT FACE, despite clearly being fat, because I know she was one of those trying to make it as a model skinny girls who saw opportunity, ran with it, produced a shameless video of her on the subway in her undewear and the rest is history…and by history I mean a multi million dollar brand cuz people need leaders in the fat merchandise that targets fat people since over 50 percent of America is fat and they need to buy shit for the fatness…and need people they can relate to to sell them that shit…it’s all a commercial / materialistic scam…and this one totally saw the opportunity, postured and positioned and won…

Well, she’s apparently pregnant, cuz dudes fuck fat girls who pretend they are empowered fat girls, when really it is just a performance or a role she’s cast herself for, but no one can tell she’s pregnant cuz she’s a fat chick…or pretending to be a fat chick while real fat chicks are sick and too lazy to have this level of fun with being fat cuz they aren’t fat ironically..

ANYWAY…it’s all very irresponsible, there shouldn’t be fat leaders or fat empowerment, there should be fucking institutions set up, fat camps if you will, to work with fat people on not being fat, cuz as a fat person I know being fat kills and empowering that is like empowering opiates or empowering suicidal people..some things shouldn’t be empowered and should be seen as a “hey you need help, let’s walk through this and figure out how to change your life for the better”….not some “GIVE ME MORE CAKE IT MAKES ME MONEY – FEEDER FETISH SHIT”…..if you know what I mean.

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2019

Nov

Chelsea Handler Topless of the Day

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How many times is Chelsea Handler going to flash her tits on social media before she’s banned?

RID THE WORLD OF THIS SEX WORKER….who pretends she’s not a sex worker thanks to having a Netflix Series or an E! Takeshow.

If an actual sex worker posted something similar, or even more clothed, she’d be banned by that pervert Zuckerberg who has to distance himself from porn, despite all the sex, human trafficking, criminal shit being distributed on his irresponsible network he’s made a few too many billions of dollars off of thanks to the general public being idiots looking for instant gratification…

But when any celeb, Kardashian or model is naked on his shit..it’s all good….I report EVERY naked pic I see of “models” and “celebs”….not one has ever been removed…but the second you report one moral-less porn chick or cam girl – she’s out.

Now I am not a sex worker advocate – or here to fight the good fight for their rights…I am just saying it’s some inconsistent messaging, find a cohesive set of rules, and in the process delete Chelsea Handler cuz she’s gross.

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2019

Nov

Ashley James Underboob Bikini of the Day

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Ashley James looks like a fat girl that lost the weight but kept the tits and that’s the only kind of fat girl we like…however any fat girl that gets fit, whether she keeps the tits or not, is annoying with her new found confidence, but I guess that’s not a gender specific issue, I just don’t pay attention to the fat guys on keto diet who found crossfit because I’m not as interested in their tits…like I am with fat girls who you know had a hot chick in them…and not because they ate them after getting lost on a hike…but if they just stopped eating…and started working out…and got all their excess skin amputed and their sloppy fat tits lifted..and why not some muppet face injections while they are at it…they’d look good…

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