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Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

2019

Nov

Halle Berry Abs of the Day

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The darker the BERRY the sweeter the fruit, except when it comes to HALLE BERRY….because she’s not that dark but still hot at 53….

She’s showing off that hot fit HGH body like this was a casting couch back when she first tried making it in Hollywood…as she knew she could get cast as the black girl, cuz she’s half black, while manipulating the white people, by speaking their white language, thanks to being half white, raised white, the only black girl in her suburban school, white….who never met her dad or black family white….but who had a nice tan colored skin…

I am sure it is challenging to be fit when you work a few days a year, have millions of dollars, and can afford a series of trainers and chefs and assistants to ensure she stays on track for her goals to live her best vapid narcissistic superficial life….

This is her showing off…and I’d rather she was showing off her labia…more interesting but I guess to the HALLE Berry fan an oiled up set of menopause abs is erotic.

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2019

Nov

Christina Milian’s Fucking Janky Ass Belly Button of the Day

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Christina Milian, the hardest working nobody, is apparently pregnant again….which is great to know…even thought no one cares…

She’s the New Jersey born CUBAN thanks to her parents floating in on a raft, who moved to LA to become an actress, who ended up on a Disney Show under the name TINA, who ended up having a ONE HIT WONDER song and video that dudes my age used to jack off to, cuz it was highly sexualized, called “Dip it Low” and we didn’t have access to porn at the time, at least not as easy access to porn, forcing us to jack off to things like music videos…

She used that to get her pregnant by some record producer, who put her name on a bunch of songs he produced, including a lot of Bieber’s high paying catalog, I guess as a way to avoid paying her too much alimony cuz she’s an earner with passive residual checks…allowing her to do important things like host The Voice, or whatever show she hosted after her divorce, or whatever else she did when leaving her first kid with relatives, while she would hit vegas pool parties, good mom….who is now pregnant again…showing off her pregnant belly….with her mangled pregnant belly button and it’s fucking gross….thanks.

Closer look…..

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2019

Nov

Kate Bosworth Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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I used to think Kate Bosworth is hot…and I guess she still is…but it was never based on any movies she was in or any acting that she’s done…because I can’t think of anything she’s ever been in. I just remember her being skinny and skinny has always been more important for me than being a compelling actress in a compelling role, none of that shit matters, it’s all just clickbait marketed to us idiots with no real taste who need to be told what to watch…even the best movies out there are only big because of the moron masses who need to be told what to like, who need to think they are supposed to like something….you know to fit in or whatever…so the real problem is with you fucking drones following the fucking crowd off the fucking cliff….

POINT BEING…

Kate Bosworth is old now, her career not any more impressive, that IMDB hasn’t really blown anyone away, but she’s still skinny, and still takes a good pic and that’s what matters in this superficial life…

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2019

Nov

Taylor Swift Trying to Use Her Mouth to be Sexy and Failing Of the Day

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Taylor Swift is doing the “sex doll” facial expression, you know the facial expression that all the instagram whores who call themselves influencers, who don’t influence anything but pretend they do, in hopes of getting brand deals to pay for their life, or at least to get them rich dudes to knock them up as they live that best instagram life….

It’s the dead eyes, slack jaw, pouty lip look…but Taylor Swift, the overpaid, terrible but overhyped songwriter, who has made her career on “relatable” clickbait level songs of heartbreak, that she researched with her cunt, as it got plowed like it was a snow day, hard and by many many many dude using various pieces of equipment on a three shift a day schedule…and parents still thought it was family friendly content…despite her being a sexual deviant…

THAT SAID….nothing Taylor Swift can do is hot, but she tries so hard…she even hired Victoria’s Secret models as friends to teach her how to be hot..and she just can’t cut it…but this is her best effort.

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2019

Nov

Christina Hendricks Big Weird Cleavage of the Day

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Every picture of Christina Hendricks over the last few years has been the exact fucking same.

They claim this is from November 11th, but it could be from any time she left her house over the last few years.

I am sure I’ve seen her in this green dress before, with her really heavy, bigger than your head tits, in some kind of real fucking straps and rigs, to give them the illusion of not being so big that they are disgusting…if that is possible…if it is not possible just look at the rest of her, it’s rough…

The funny thing about these clown tits is that I don’t even mind her as an actor, I just don’t know why people think she’s hot.

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2019

Nov

Jenny Mollen Ass Handprint for Social Media Attention of the Day

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Jenny Mollen is Jason Biggs’ wife a mother of his kids who documents their life on social media.

She was at one time an attention seeking “comedian” who was on social media, writing for various blogs, but the second she got ONE high profile enough dude to stick his dick in her, she decided wife and mom to a rich famous dude was a better life than the struggle of trying to be a “personality”….

Their group of friends includes Chelsea Handler and you can tell that they think they are so interesting, important, and cool…you know on some Chrissy Tiegen level of that bitch is so irrelevant and uninteresting but thanks to her husband being famous she has legit fans and is now a “personality” who you know thinks of herself as an OPRAH…or legitimate voice…because all these people are crazy…

Jenny Mollen is not quite a Chrissy Teigen, but she is still bad, into being watched and today’s contribution to the world…or the BLOGOSPHERE that’s what they used to call the blog universe…and I was glad to not be a legit blog to be categorized under that nerd shit…but today’s contribution is….a handprint on her ass cuz she’s cheeky, wild, experimental, open minded, slutty, etc…..pretty fucking boring but if you look hard enough you can see her anus.

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2019

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Cruelty of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale and some pussy cruelty….which I guess is something she’s into based on having a kid at a young age, you know put that pussy through the wringer before it really had a time to live, assuming that she didn’t fuck the fucking world before having a kid and bitch was retiring it knowing it was so stretched out from all the sex that the baby would virtually crawl out of her….

I do hate making pussy jokes when the post involves a cat…it seems so simple, so basic, so obvious, so done, so played out…because it is…

What the fuck else is there to say about the VAMPIRE / UNDERWORLD acting, UK rich kid who still rides that UNDERWORLD franchise, on all fours at 45-50 years old still looking hot…and playing it up…cuz she knows she still looks hot…at the expense of her poor cat that we should all call the HUMANE society on…you know just to get some backlash for someone who’s virtually won at life…and we hate that they’ve won at life…cuz we are better that we haven’t won…and their dirty pussy is using our faces as as a kitty litter…if you know what I mean…

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2019

Nov

Bargain Basement Whores and Other Videos of the Day

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Expert Scotter Man on a Ramp

CHAIR GAME

Drunk Woman Wants Cock

Bus Driver Throws Midget Off Bus

Drunk VS ATM

Stolen WEED – Leads to Broken Legs

Crackhead in the Sewer

Drunk Neighbor Tree Branch Trim Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about getting old and sick after years of abusing myself…is that I get really fucked up with just a few drinks…it’s like my liver is so rotted out, or maybe my diabetes, but one beer in, one glass of wine in, and I’m stumbling, talking insanity, the equivalent of my most black out night at my peak of party guy alcoholic who would always wake up thinkin “what the fuck did I do”….often times waking up in places I didn’t remember getting to…with wallet and phone lost…or with phone filled with random insanity sent to random people…like death threats or sexual harassment depending on the person….it was good times, humiliating times, a good way to make no friends times….but now I get there…to that similar place with barely any booze…and this self destruction is almost getting affordable…

Exciting times, things are looking up, if it doesn’t kill you, apparently, it doesn’t make you stronger but it does slowly damage you to the point where drinking is cheap…so glad I’ve signed up for that….everyday a bargain basement price thanks to a low functioning organ…a win for all…or at least for me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

McDonald’s Brawl
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Girl Stuck in seatbelt
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Mom VS Kids Bully – Psycho
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VSCO GIRLS ARE HOT
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Starbucks Employee Wrote “BEANER” on the Cup…
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The Sand Has Run Through the Hour Glass…
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Dr Phil vs Marijuana
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Super Mario Bassist
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The Monster Channing TATUM Fucks
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Bullied Teen Claps back…
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Slutty Instagrammer
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Nina Dobrev in Hospital Pics
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Jeopardy Contestant for Trebek
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TSA Inspection Lesbianism..
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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We had our first major snowstorm here in Canada, so despite not leaving the house the last 6-8 weeks due to the cold temperatures hurting my arthritic hands coupled with extreme laziness and being accustomed to the hermit life, I can safely say it is the end of slutty fitness asses in slutty shorts doing slutty things like walking passed me unsuspecting…minding their own damn business.

Yes…I have resorted to talking about the weather because the side effect of being a hermit is having nothing to say and the only observational humor you can observe is the voices in your head…..as you go more and more stir crazy…

That said…Here are some stepLINKS….

Girl Stuck in the Seatbelt
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Nina Dobrev in Hospital..
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Cuba Gooding Jr’s Girlfriend Loses it….
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Racist Starbucks Worker
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Car Takes Out Bike
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Werner Herzog Loves the Kardashians…
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Extraterrestrial Life Rreported On Mars In 1984,
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The Woman Who Faked Cancer..
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Dr Phil’s Opinion of WEED
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Jessie J – Proof that Channing Tatum is Gay – In Her Bikini Top
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Trash
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Lamar Odom Engaged
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4 FLUFFY PUPPIES…
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Girl Booty Jiggle Dance…While at TSA
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Selena Gomez At an Event Looking Like Shit
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Bucket of Homeless Man Hot Diarrhea Dumped on a Woman is Hilarous Story..
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Teen Hero…
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Sharon Stone Topless of the Day….
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VSCO GIRL CHECK
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Teacher VS Student
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Things Didn’t Work Out….for these People…
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Joy Corrigan Bikini Nips…
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Katy Perry Cleavage…
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These Pics Haven’t Been Photoshopped
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Rude Passengers in an UBER….
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Hong Kong Police Shotos Protestor
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Halsey Slight Nipple Pokies
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Jim Carey in the New Sonic the Hedgehog Trailer
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Slutty Celebs at an Event
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Some Crazy DARPA Projects…
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Baldwin Miscarriage
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From the Forum

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Kim Garner Leggins Ass…
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Amy Smart Cleavage
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Hilary Duff in Leggings Ass
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Ariel Winter’s Awful Ass
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Aly Raisman Molested Gymnast Legs…
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Emilia Clarke Christmas Tree Titties
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Maya Hawke in a Pantsless..
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Charlize Theron Old Lady Cleavage in a Crazy Dress…
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Nasim Pedard Has Great Cleavage
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Aja Naomi King Cleavage
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I think Emma Roberts is Hot
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ELi Roth’s Ugly Ex Wife
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Ann Kendrick Still Fucking Ugly
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Eleanor Tomlinson’s Legs
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Rat Cow Grocery Shopping Trash
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Ella Balinska Titties in a Dress
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Kristen Steward Lesbian Legs
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You’ll Like Natalie Dyer’s Legs..
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Girl Letting Her Friends Sucking the Breast Milk Out of her Tit
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Black Coffee With Nia Nacci Rubbing Up Her Black Self…
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The Most EPIC TITS On a BUTTERFACE
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DEEP BOOTY
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Suicide Girl FAY…
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Her BF Probably hates this Video
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Amy With the Big Tits Out..
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Cassidy Corners and Busty Bailey Tits
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Big Titty Bent Over Bathroom Sink…Fuck….
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Masturbating Hotties…
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Girl Wants her Popeyes
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MILF of the Day
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Busty Girl In Shorts..
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12 People Having a Shitty Day
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