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2019

08

Nov

Girl with Buds for Veterans Day of the Day

It is Veterans Day on Monday, so let’s show some support for our troops….(I am not in the USA, we call it Remembrance Day, but we can still support troops)…

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You may not know anything about BOSTON HEMPIRE because you don’t click the damn banners on the site…I SEE YOU MOOCH with your adblock software…

They are an awesome company selling HEMP buds you can smoke. So you can smoke your CBD like it was weed, without getting high, but while getting all the benefits of CBD…sounds fun.

I am a Daily CBD user and thus a fucking believer that it can help with pain, aches, stress, insomnia, anxiety, panic attacks and PTSD….something I am sure many surviving troops are dealing with…you can’t be exposed to that shit without having PTSD…

I was told by a big titty hard nippled nurse in the dog park, despite not having my dog with me, because I am that guy, that everyone has PTSD…we all have Trauma…and if you don’t believe me, read every millennials caption on her IG post…or every #metoo post…trauma over used maybe…but real..and not as overused as prescription pills..

I remember going to the clinic with dizzy spells, asthma attacks, heart attacks, or what I thought was heart attacks…on three or four different occasion…and I left with uppers and downers and all kinds of brain pills from doctors who didn’t know me…

So here are people blindly buying into this shit, when there are natural options..and I believe in CBD helping with all your mental health issues on veterans day…or everyday…

Remember, these people are heroes going out there putting their life on the fucking line for a cause they have little or no control over…with the idea that it is for the better of the country….and it is important to pay tribute to them because we don’t fucking do anything but sit on our asses, drinking and eating sugary fast foods, reaping the rewards of their bravery in fighting the good fight for us…

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2019

08

Nov

JoJo Slutty Selfie of the Day

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JoJo may not matter anymore, but at least she gets it…

Let’s let this ride us into the weekend…

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2019

08

Nov

Cindy Crawford Holding Her Tits of the Day

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Apparently Cindy Crawford posted this picture in efforts to show to her daughter, who is having sex with that Monkey looking SNL character who’s dad blew up in the World Trade Center because he realized it was better than going home to that freakish child he created….back on September 11th….how it is done.

That’s all I got….because in the 90s..I was more into Claudia Schiffer than Cindy Crawford…there was a device and I chose German Eugenics over all American mole face….at least it wasn’t a port wine face…but if Austin Powers can teach us anything…its that Moles are gross…and I am someone with moles…but not into mole empowerment…I know this shit is birth defect not beauty…

That’s not to say Cindy Crawford isn’t good, she’s just a shit parent who helped sexualize her daughter for her ego, cuz these are Hollywood rich people and this is what they do, always wanting more…that greed….

Like put this bitch into some Ocean Conservation program, or have her learn skills..instead you send her to NYC to fuck primate looking motherfuckers at the zoo…when not taking lame overpaid photoshoots that are only happening because they think she looks like Cindy Crawford…Kaia is hot – sure, but some puppet stage parenting is going on here….as Cindy holds her tit for ya’ll…

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2019

08

Nov

Maya Otsoko’s Nude Shoot of the Day

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Maya Otsoko is nude in this shoot. If you are one of her 19k followers on IG, you can roll through here and look at her bare titties, but I guess if you’re one of her 19k followers, you’ve already seen her tits, and likely on instagram…since Zuckerberg is the 3-5th largest pornographer in the world / on the internet – just no one calls him one…

I don’t know much on Maya Otsoko but she’s pretty interesting looking and that still matters to me…

TITties>..

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2019

08

Nov

Morena Baccarin in a Bikini Top of the Day

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So Morena Baccarin has been in serious fucking nerd shit…like Stargate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and other nerd bullshit….and now she’s got her nips out in a bikini for that nerd audience…at least she’s aware of what people are looking at her for..

It is pretty funny that I am not an actual nerd, but rather just a fucking weirdo, because seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many real life vagina I have put my dick in….or no matter how funny and awkward and uncomfortable I make people when I stare at them and steal their souls…I will still have nerds role through…this is the internet….and even though everyone uses the internet making us all nerds…hence the success of Game of Thrones…the idea of nerd still exists..and it’s likely masturbating to these tits…

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2019

08

Nov

Madison Beer Titties of the Day

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How about some Madison Beer dramatically taking off her eye make-up, like she’s had a rough night, like this is the struggles of vanity, like this what she puts herself through, to fit into the walls constructed by the patriarchy…or her stage parent who put her on youtube at 10 years old for perverts…then sold her to some record deal for perverts….and together they established that her tits are marketable and help them tell their lie of a story..and that lie is that she’s got talent.

The fact that she set this shot up, tits out, and had someone take it…all dramatic-like…for her social media feed is some fucking lameness.

The titty top is good and all, but the fact girl set this up is just really desperate. The fact that people are so eager to be seen that they take or have pics taken of themselves all for a social media account…is pretty fucking pathetic…but it makes them easy money and that’s better than writing blogs about these people being pathetic…

On the scale of pathetic…what I do here is way more pathetic…as talking about how pathetic someone is… is worse than being that pathetic person.

Sucks to be me…titty watcher.

Here she is in leggings with friends…attention seeking…

To See The Rest of the Pics of the Day CLICK HERE

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2019

08

Nov

Cara Santana Took a Bikini Shit of the Day

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This makes me sick…because I am from the school of thought that women don’t “poo”, at least not sexual or hot women, it just makes eating their asshole less shitty…literally…

Obviously, I know that women shit, it’s a normal human function, but that doesn’t mean I don’t need to pretend they don’t…like when I look at fat girls nervously eating chocolate or baked goods, carb-loading for their marathon sitting sessions, all I think is how big their shits actually are…so it’s less about gender and more about denial….

What I don’t find cute is when my denial is faced with hard realities from some instagram slut who is using her natural body as a sales point on empowerment, and showing the world that she’s real and not just some sex doll being photoshopped into instagram influencer poses, and that she can talk about poo like a 5 year old…it’s nothing to be shamed for or be ashamed of…even though it is…especially when it smells or streaks the toilet…

I get that these girls lack creativity and are reactive to the fact that being open and honest, treating strangers like they are bffs on vacation with them and that alone is the flaw in instagram….

These people think being compelling and interesing is from being honest and transparent with her fans about bodily functions instead of just doing cool shit with the access she has. It’s like all they do is so fake, how about they continue that without throwing shit at us…

Here is her paparazzi pic she was pooping for – you know to get that flat stomach…disgusting….

I don’t know who Cara Santana is…but I know she’s not great…

To See Her On the Beach in a BIKINI CLICK HERE

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2019

08

Nov

Josie Canseco Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Josie Canseco, who is an overrated pile of trash thanks to her dad being Jose Canseco and her mom being a Hooters girl who struck it big with Jose Canseco’s sperm…

Giving Josie the resources to be rich / funded trailer trash, like Miley….

Taught from her mom all the lessons she’s learned getting into the whole Hooters line of work….with a pension plan from “rich dudes into trashy girl cum”…meaning I am sure Josie’s got a lot to offer the world…in terms of her titties…

Only higher profile due to living in mansions and going on epic vacations and all that other rich people shit that makes these girls lack edge and assume they are top tier models…you know that ego and self importance cuz of being raised a spoiled brat…

Who cares about all of that nonsense speculative shit that I’ve got no real basis to spew…Josie Canseco barely matters and when putting up pics of her cleavage in lingerie as outerwear, wearing too much make-up, and her chastity belt chain…what it comes down to is that she’s someone you should want to fuck…but will never fuck…a feeling I am sure you’re all too familiar with.

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2019

08

Nov

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo brought a fucking clown face out in her bikini…

Be thankful for the fit half naked football insertion body this thanksgiving season cuz it distracts us from our natural instinct / fear when looking at this pic….that a small car filled with clowns is going to pull up to bring her to work….and it allows us to focus on the lie she is putting out there…that she juggles a whole different set of balls than what she looks like she’d be juggling…you know balls that belong to rich men…

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2019

08

Nov

The Best Panic Attack Nudity of the Day

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This girl on Instagram posted the best mental breakdown images ever.

Here is her caption:

“Was in the longest deepest depressive episode in my life.
Feel much better.
Will stay in Tokyo for a while.
Tried to control myself from panic attack but instead had hyperventilation when I was alone in my home and didn’t know who to call for help.
I’ve been thinking probably in another dimension I already bye byed and this present version of me actually is not the same me. This is another dimension~
Depressive episode will always come back (especially the season changing, it’s too scary) and it’s a truth that I already accepted, don’t know when is the next time, and I believed the one I just overcame must not be the most serious one. Even just think about this makes me feel tired. But there’s nothing I can do.
I always feel grateful that I can walk on the street like normal people.
And it always comes back when I almost forgot how precious it is being functional like a normal human.
And I haven’t felt this peaceful for months.”

I guess this is evidence that social media is good for people’s souls. Everyone lost, trying to find angles, talking craziness about not knowing what is real or not, because they live in a fucking screen, getting naked for attention, going viral and now an expert or lifestyle influencer for all to get great life tips and tricks from…the dark instagram artist stripped down eating plane toilet paper for shock value…when if she was really a depressive..she wouldn’t be doing performance art, she’d off her useless, nippleless self…but they never do…they just keep up this ridiculousness and we watch cuz the no nipple thing is a new fetish since seeing those ANGELINA JOLIE PICS the other day…right.

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