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Ariana Grande’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Stella Hudgens Sucks Off Bananas of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

Britney Spears Goes to Hawaii and Produces Low Level Smut of the Day

Leni Klum’s Hot Big Titty Daughter Gets Paid to Let You In her Bathroom of the Day

2019

Nov

Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Pic Shot By Her Son of the Day

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Liz Hurley has her son take all of her smutty old lady bikini pics and that is weird to someone who doesn’t have a mom, she died when I was very young, so I can’t fully relate to the whole mom thing, like I could never relate to the hot sister thing, seeing as I never had a hot sister, and never bought they dudes with hot sisters didn’t jack off to their sister’s or their sister’s dirty panties in the laundry heap…because we are all fucking perverts…

I just think posing my mom half naked in slutty poses, seems like it’s inappropriate…maybe even child abuse…sexual assault #metoo…

I also think that things get weirder the richer and more delusional the person is, especially when that person is a narcissist….you know looking at her son, seeing herself, loving her son, seeing herself, thinking that her vagina created the best and more important man ever…

So having created that perfect man, you know cuz of that whole narcissism, and this bitch Liz Hurley is a narcissist….turning him into your photog, getting naked in front of him, all that other weirdness that goes into shoots leads to some very weird damaged momma boy complexes that may or may not include but not limited to some weird flipper incest babies….thanks to her very own sex toy who doubles as a old lady bikini smut photographer…WEIRD…

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2019

Nov

Rita Ora’s Unnecessary Titty Grab of the Day

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When you’re Rita Ora and you’ve been doing titty content for a long fucking time, your entire career and celebrity is based on the tits, you don’t even realize that you’re using your tits in your selfie, as it is just second nature to you….INSTINCT really…

So girl brings the tits into the narrative the second a camera is on her because she knows in her core that the tits are the only reason anyone cares…she is a CONDUIT TO THE TITS and the songs she gets paid to sing are just an extension of the tits…

So even fully clothed selfies that no one asked for and that are boring, she’s got her hand up her shirt….playing with her tit.

I guess she feels compelled to post content, even bad content due to an anxiety of losing her fans cuz she knows she’s a hack and not in an “Imposter Syndrome” way, but in a legit she marketed herself with her tits and it eventually stuck way…a good self promoter but the talent doesn’t really carry her as well as the tits do….so here’s a variation of her tits.

Weird.

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2019

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Titty Dress of the Day

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Some people find Elizabeth Banks really hot…

I find Elizabeth Banks really fucking rich…thanks to putting together that Pitch Perfect garbage, she’s solidified herself in the movie making world, cashed the fuck out huge and now makes other garbage like the Charlie Angles redo that no one fucking asked for, but that the studios figured would be good to revive thanks to people like familiar things…but not familiar enough to bring back Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and that Asian one from when Asians didn’t get their own movies but instead were cast in white people movies….because middle aged divorcee Charlie’s Angels fighting crime with their menopausal rage and sciatica would have been far more fullfilling than that DYKE KRISTEN STEWART AND HER INABILITY TO ACT DESPITE GETTING ACTING WORK …

What I am saying is that no one asked for this garbage movie, I hope it bombs, but Liz Banks who has a lot of money riding on the success of the movie, meaning she can make a lot of fucking money, is doing her part, tits out, to get any attention she can to the premiere of the movie no one gives a fuck about…because tits get hits…even old overrated lady tits…

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2019

Nov

Nicole Richie Old Fucking Face of the Day

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Nicole Richie is only 38 years old, but she’s coming in looking like she’s 59, no fucking joke, and that is with all the face injections she’s had in her fake “hard’ life, cry me a fucking river, you were adopted by a billionaire you Orphan Annie dropped in a dumpster piece of fucking shit…

This is just proof that eating disorders fucking destroy from the inside out, not that there was much to Nicole Richie’s insides before the eating disorder, back when she was fat, except maybe a few used condoms (as if she used condoms) and a baggy of whatever random drugs she would self medicate with, you know before she realized the power of controlling her food intake was fulfilling…

I accidentally was forced to hang out with her many fucking years ago at a bar here, maybe a decade or more ago when she was at her peak of fame and she was a fucking cunt. Even then, at her peak, it was like “relax bitch you’re only Nicole Richie…not even Lionel’s actual daughter”…walking around like she’s some kind of drug addicted Royal family, probably one of the worst person I’ve ever met….

After looking at this picture a second time, I realize why she’s gone off the radar working behind the scenes on her bullshit…because these public appearances aren’t doing her any favors..maybe they should be reserved for HALLOWEEN and ONLY HALLOWEEN…you stank bitch.

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2019

Nov

Ireland Baldwin’s Latest Underwear Selfie Shoot to Celebrate Alec Baldwin’s Miscarriage of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a nice reminder that Alec Badlwin’s genetics don’t need to live on in another child…but then again, maybe Ireland Baldwin is the reason that Alec Baldwin started his new family with the hot slutty Yoga Instructor he has 4 kids with….

Earlier today, or maybe it was yesterday, it was announced that HILARIA, the hilarious named vagina old man Baldwin keeps cumming in, had her second miscarriage in trying to have their fifth kid together…I guess child support is based on a per-child basis and this one is working for the 100k a month check after she leaves his angry and violent ass….

Ireland the fame whore realized the news of her dad’s recent miscarriage would be a good opportunity to post some tasteless panty pics in her attempt to be a hot influencer who gets naked…that she’s been attempting and failing at for a while..

So I guess this is panty selfie erotica to celebrate her dad’s recent miscarriage cuz bitch doesn’t want her cut of the inheritance going to a new asshole, but more importantly she wants the google clicks cuz Baldwin is TRENDING…she’s even doing a cheeky yoga pose to really dig into the dad’s new family she resents…nothing says we’re entering the HOLIDAY season with an embittered little ungrateful spoiled cunt child…

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2019

Nov

American in Thailand Crazy Rant and Other Videos of the Day

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Italian TV Host with Big Tits Learns Pole Dance…

Gayest Cyst Pop Ever

Public Affection in Asia

Dude Throwing a Tantrum

Lizard Jumps Out of Dude’s Coat Pocket During an Arrest and Scares the Cop

Short Circuit of the Day

Drunk Russian Fight…

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2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the day

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The worst thing ever about being a creative genius everyone thinks is a pervert, weirdo, freak, idiot, loser, degenerate, failure….

Is when a brilliant idea comes to you in your sleep, and you wake up thinking “This will revolutionize the world and make me billions of dollars”….

Only to fall back asleep and remember just that part of the idea…you know that it was going to revolutionize the world and make me a billion dollars…but the actual idea totally gone…

So I guess you were all right…I’m just a pervert, weirdo, freak, idiot, loser, degenerate failure…who forgets the fucking plan, before there is a plan put in place, but at least we have the clickbait tits to distract ourselves from all that we could have been….and there’s nothing wrong with that…I mean except the whole poverty, living in black mould, hating my life and my wife, who for an obese woman has very small breasts…because that’s just the kind of luck I’ve got…getting the fat chick who can’t gain weight in her tits…the only place WE as men want fat to be gained on a woman…

I guess the key to life, and this may be very deep and meaningful, so watch out….is fuck responsibility, ambition, health and wellness, forgetting your ego, and all the other shit we are told…..and distract yourself with hours upon hours of tits…it may not get your taxes done, or get you out of dead…but that mindlessness is key to mindfullness.

I should write an e-book on it…or I could just write this site for another 15 fucking years….

You may not know this, because you aren’t real and this is me talking to myself, but I started DrunkenStepfather in November 2004…that’s 15 years of distracted living, not distracted driving….you get tickets for distracted driving…where distracted living gets you a sub-par barely meaningful, off the radar, limited responsibility or expectations life…mindlessness – the new – mindfullness….so meditate on that or just masturbate to the tits like a primate in a zoo enclosure as the government watches you through your front facing camera…Hi government.

Morning LINKS…BELOW..CLICK THEM….

Human / Fish Hybrid – Terrifying
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Hilaria Baldwin Suffers another YOGA Miscarriage
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God Loving In and Out Burger Jesus Freak
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Doug the Pug Lost to Gwen Stefani at the People’s Choice Awards
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Man With No Legs – Beats a Motherfucker
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Worker Falls from Two Story Building
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Impossible Jenga Skills…
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Nina Dobrev Allergic Reaction Hospital Erotica
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Armed Robbery Caught on Video
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Leah Remini TAlks Scientology on Rogan…
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Lil Pump Gets Bitten by a Snake
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Turbo Heater in OVERDRIVE
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Rapper Lets Daughter Sniff his Weed
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is nothing worse than having a wife who you don’t want to fuck, be the same wife who doesn’t let you fuck the sex doll/ pocket pussy you bought instead of of buying her flowers, because you know buying her flowers would lead the sex you don’t want, rather than the buying of a pocket pussy being the sex you do want….since it is the closest thing to cheating without cheating and you are an honorable man who doesn’t want to bring crack whore herpes into the family…

If you know what I mean…and you do…since my only reader is myself and I don’t even read this shit.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Dog Unhooking Bikini Top on Bikini Girl – Great Ass Shots
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Party Girl Spraying Crowd with Breast Milk in her Bathing Suit…..Weirdness…
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Cables on Amusement Park Ride Break
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Madonna Gets Sued
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Human Fish Hybrid
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Katy Perry Cleavage
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OJ is Suing a Vegas Resort!
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Nipple at the GQ Awards…
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Kim Garner – Hot Yoga Outfit with her Ferrari
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People Called Out for Not Knowing Any Songs from the Bands On their Shirts
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Fantasy Island Movie Looks Like Pure Shit
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Dead Actor of the Day
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Fire Retardant Demos…
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Man With No Legs Beat Punks Who Tried to Sit on his Wheel Chair
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Papa Johns and Dominos Employee FIGHT
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Boring Scarjo Cleavage
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Kara Del Toro Instagram Naked and Slutty in the Shower…
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10 Greatest Wrestling Matches of All Time
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Chrissy Teigen is Not Hot
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Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself done on TV By Alabama College Kids
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Crowd COpies Light Technician Cuz People are Drones
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Owen Wilson Hasn’t Seen His Kid
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Woman Gives a Scammer a Taste of her Own Medicine
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Chased by Wild Animals at the SAFARI
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Courtney Cox and Matt Perry Together
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Which Metal is the Strongest
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Girl Goes Blind From Eyeball Tattoo
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Explanation of Metal Gear Solid
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From the Forum

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Rosie Huntington in a Classy Black Dress with her Tits Out
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Alba Cleavage at an Event
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Pics from the People’s Choice Awards
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Ashley James Big Cleavage
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Lucy Hale – Boring Cameltoe
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Kate Beckinsale at an Event…
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Lizzy Caplan in a Jean Jacket
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Leighton Meester Legs on Set
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Dakota Fanning Fitness Outfits
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Amy Smart Tits Out
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Nicole Scherzinger Slutty Outfit
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Alison Brie So Ugly with that Deer in the Headlights Face
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Katy Perry Disgusting Cleavage Shot
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Gillian Jacobs Face in LA…
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Sienna Miller at a Random Event
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Kate Hudson Shitty Cleavage
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Camilla Belle Still Alive
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Eiza Gonzalez in Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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A Whole Bunch of Butts
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Magic Booty Doing Magic Things
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Bored Lesbian Gets Fisted
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Erotic Photographer of the Day
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Cautious TITTY FLASHER
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Blonde Sucking Cock on the Beach
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Girl with Extreme Ass Insertion – WTF
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Nerdy Amateur Getting Fucked looking Hot..
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Slut in the Shower
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Swedish Sweetie…..in Short Shorts..
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Crackhead has a Weird Butthole / Vagina Area….Traumatizing Really – Don’t Click
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Hot Porn Acting of the Day
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Nella Spreading…
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Roxy Mendez Spreading in a cop Outfit…
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16 PPL having Shitty Days
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2019

Nov

Selena Gomez Newest Face of the Day

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What the fuck. How is this real?

That is obviously not actually Selena Gomez, because it looks like a total different person.

Maybe the LUPUS AUTO IMMUNE disease has eaten its way through her chipmunk cheeks…

Or maybe it was the soul of one of the organs she got transplanted into her taking over and making her do cosmetic procedures that make her take the form of the original host body..

I have facial recognition blindness, so I don’t recognize Selena Gomez when she looks like Selena Gomez, so if anyone is out there reading this, and I am sure you aren’t…please confirm or deny whether this is Selena Gomez because if it is…girl is going through some serious body dysmorphia and using all that Disney Money on making herself into something weird…probably slowly turning herself into Hailey Baldwin so that Beiber will one day love her again..

Who cares, really, it’s just weird, but then again, what isn’t weird….in this internet world we call life.

Here’s her lesbian kiss..

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2019

Nov

Tits at the Peoples Choice Awards of the Day

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The most useless fucking awards besides the American Music Awards is still on and it goes by the name “People’s Choice” where the general theme of the award winning speeches is “This award show matters because the people choose the winners” and by people they mean the INDIAN call centres the celebs hire to vote on their shit daily building up to the awards…manipulating the results cuz it is all fucking bullshit…

So celebrity sluts did make it out to the event, all done up, like they matter, because what else are they to do when contracts force them out to help market whatever project they are in…that doesn’t mean anyone watched this garbage celebrating people who already won…cuz they didn’t…we don’t care about awards that aren’t based on actual merit or accomplishments….give us awards that matter like top fucking cage fight death match between two celebs…you know like it was Roman Empire when celebrities were the people eaten by lions…LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE…

I can assure you that nothing good happened at the award show and this is the best they’ve got for us…..check it out…

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