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2012

18

Sep

Kristen Stewart is Boring for Glamour Germany of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in some photoshoot for some German Glamour magazine and I feel as though they didn’t really represent her cheating whore personality well, if anything they made her look like a rape victim, hours after said rape, crying and sad….questioning all that went wrong and whether it was all her fault….which is always an awesome look for a fashion shoot with a red neck inbred chick who has no sex appeal and shouldn’t be famous in the first place….

This needs a lot more pouty faces looking over her shoulder while grabbing her ankles….if you know what I mean.

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2012

18

Sep

Christina Aguilera’s Fat, Slutty, New Song Preview of the Day

Christina Aguilera is either releasing a song or an album called “YOUR BODY”….and with that comes a promo video that I watched…not because I am interested in anaything Christina Aguilera…especially not when it comes to her body…unless it involves me ejaculating inside her with my eyes closed so that I K-Fed her….but because I am scared of her body….and every now and then seeing a fat chick rolling around trying to be sexy brings me joy and inspires me to not eat the fucking day old donuts the coffee shop gave me for free cuz I’m poor.

Seriously, this is a massive, really massive.. nightmare….and it makes me laugh.


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2012

18

Sep

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Leopard Print of the Day

Kelly Brook launched a clothing line…and no one gave a fuck….I know this because the above video has 300 views after being live a couple of days…but I am a believer in all things Kelly Brook…I mean she’s got this far with nothing more than a set of huge tits and a dream….coupled with a vagina will to bang celebrities and opportunities to the top….she even staged a pregnancy and miscarriage to tug on the heart strings of her fans…when we all know it was an inside job…part of a bigger plan I call turning 40 soon and this is my last fucking push…..


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2012

18

Sep

Kaley Cuoco Suggestive Dick Sucking with Lacey Chabert for Twitter of the Day


Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2012

18

Sep

Coco’s Ass Picture of the Day

I’d like to say that whenever I am feeling down and out with no where to go and nothing to do…with no sites to look up….and no videos to masturbate to….you know when all my facebook friends, twitter friends, instagram friends, AIM friends who I have never met in real life and who are not my actual friends but who I share my deep dark secrets with…are uninteresting, uninspiring, boring….I turn to Coco becuase I know she’ll consistently whore herself, post pics of herseelf whoring herself, and that it will entertain and make me laugh and feel warm and wholesome…grounded and appreciative of what I have….but I’d be lying…cuz Coco only comes to my mind when her bottom feeding, starved for attention, stripper trash is emailed to me….no matter how trashy, tacky or pathetic her pic may be…

Here is something she posted to day…to impact your life in no way whatsoever…

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2012

18

Sep

Baseball Fan of the Day

I hate sports but as someone who loves offensive gestures on TV, this is the kind of thing I could get down to, you see I’m the kind of guy who likes pressing my dick in the window of fancy restaurants while couples look into each other’s eyes romantically, you know to help get the mood where it needs to be….in a fun place…where boring bullshit…becomes hysterical…

Apparently he was doing this for an inning before being kicked out…an inning long enough to get famous doing frat boy bullshit….

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2012

18

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I have been doing this site for 8 years and I haven’t got a book deal, TV show, movie deal, or even enough money to pay my rent.

The logical person would think it’s time to move on….but unfortunately, I am not logical..I also have nothing better to do…so while I embrace being really good a failure, maybe even the best a failing…. Here are some links….

It’s all about being positive people…

Ummmm I Think That’s the Wrong Porto Potty – VIDEO
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100 Best NFL Cheerleader Pics
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Dr. Phil’s Happy Time Drunk Hour With White Oprah aka Dina Lohan
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Ninja Warrior Training Fail – VIDEO
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Jennifer Shiloh is Simply Stunning
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Rebecca Carter is That Georgia Peach
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Rihanna Wants to Babysit Snooki’s Baby. Wait, What?
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25 Movies That Killed Careers
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Free Cam Show Babes, You Will Love Them (NSFW)
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Watch Out She’s a Squirter (NSFW)
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New Sex Study Proves Why ‘Dirty’ Girls Do Dirty Things
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Hey There Kaya Daniel (NSFW)
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NYC Soda Ban Explained – VIDEO
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Waste Time the Best Way Possible, With These Sexy Games (NSFW)
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T-Shirt of the Day

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2012

17

Sep

Selena Gomez Spread In a Bikini of the Day

Selena Gomez was showing off her recently chubby thanks to being 20 and taken off her Disney Growth supression “Peter Pan” drugs vagina in a bikini..spread the fuck eagle….for the paparazzi who are pretty close to think this wasn’t strategic promo for Springbreakers….and the only exciting thing in this is deciding whether she has little fake tits or recently blossomed thanks to Hormones in the food and Bieber’s 18th birthday real tits…I’m going with fake.


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2012

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is my fan mail of the day:

SUBJECT: Insects like you should be exterminated!!! Creeepy!!

You are vial and repugnant…..sorry you are a deviate sex offender and hope you are registered! If not they are coming to get you!

Just because my name is DrunkenStepfather doesn’t mean I do any illegal shit with stepCHILDREN….I don’t even joke around or fuck around with anyone who is under 18….because I hate tweens more than I hate myself. They are annoying….

I like my women to be women….far older that 18, more damaged than 18 and more skilled at sex than 18.

I am also in Canada, where 16 is legal, and I still don’t fuck with that….

So this bitch is just fucking dealing with her own rape, molested, angry shit….

I am just hear to laught at celebrities, make jokes about celebrities, and have a good old internet time.

I’m just sad she didn’t leave her phone number 🙁

Here are the stepLINKS….


Christina Aguilera is Fucking Fat
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Jim Carrey’s New Young Girl’s Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Dubstep Pole Dancing
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The Best Bikini Video
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Miranda Kerr Totally Naked for Harper’s Bazaar!
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25 Sexy Athlete Who Should be a Household Name!
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Kim Kardashian Likes Her Dicks Black, But Unfortunately For This Kitten, She Likes Her Pussies White
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Video: Comedian Poses as “Former Obama Supporter” During Interview, Punks Fox News
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Nina Dobrev Is Super Cute
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Robocop Has A New Suit ande I’m Not Sure How I Feel About It
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Leila Has One Hot Ass (SITE NSFW)
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Tera Patrick’s Tits Are Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Juliet Bordeaux is One Hot Amateur
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Sydney Barlette is Trying to Conjure Up Images of Jailbait
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Web Cam Sluts You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Guinness World Records
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Get a Load of This German Slut – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Lingerie Football League Quarterback Nikki Johnson Drops Brutal Hit on Toronto’s Devine Burton
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Sexy Games Because I Know Your Monday Was as Hard As Mine Was (NSFW)
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Here’s an Old Sofia Vergara Workout Video (SITE NSFW)
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Malin Akerman Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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These Babes Are Working Those Asses (SITE NSFW)
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“Check Out the Most Expensive Hotels in the World Cause I’m Fucking Positive You’ll Never Be Able to Afford Them
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And That’s Why You Don’t Wiz on the Electric Fence – VIDEO
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Pixie Lott White Panties Upskirt
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Jennifer Lawrence Loves Spanx and Hates Dina Lohan
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Eva Longoria Wows in 11 Different Looks at 2012 ALMA Awards (GALLERY)
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Ilary Blasi Can Ruin Your Marriage
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Candice Swanepoel MY GOD WOMAN
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Check Out These Sexy Teen BFFs (NSFW)
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Weightlifter With NNo Skills
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Best Fox Prank
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Christina Aguilera’s Tits Have a Voice Of Their Own
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I’d Like To Pull Those Bikini Bottoms To The Side..
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Cheetah Jumps on a Jeep
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The Weirdest Bikini Video
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Lexi Belle is All Bent Over (NSFW)
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How Would Your Favorite Celebrities Look With A Few Extra Chins?
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Sweet Sweet Lesbian Love (NSFW)
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Sexy Hula-Hooping Sluts From Burning Man In Impressive Video (NSFW)
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Is Victoria’s Secret Using Sara Sampaio As An Adriana Lima Substitute?
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These tits Are Just Completely Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Keira Knightley Is Sexy in Vogue
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Kim Kardashian Totally Fat for New York
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Girls Looking Sexy in Lingerie!!!
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Biggest Craddle Robbers in Sports
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Hot Swimwear Bikini Video
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World Record Corkscrew Jump
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My Favorite Kind of Babysitter Cuz She Fucks….
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Girls Getting Naked!
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2012

17

Sep

Katy Perry Ass Flash of the Day

I don’t know if these pics of a ridiculous Katy Perry upskirt are recent, but I do know they are ridiculous….not because her ass is really on blast….fully fucking out there on display like she might as well shouldn’t be wearing pants or more importantly let midgets follow her up stairs…but because there is no way this is her ass…

I don’t know much, but I know Katy Perry’ss lower body is thick, sloppy and vile….and I don’t care how extended her legs and ass are…or if she’s flexing….she’s a dump truck of a woman and this ass is not hers…and if it is it has been photoshooped harder than all the dick it’s had cum in it when selling her soul for her career…..

The weird thing in all this is that like I dog…I want to sniff it.

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2012

17

Sep

Kate Moss’ Thick Old Tired Body has a Nipple Flash of the Day

Kate Moss is old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 20 years she’s survived as a rockstar fucking, partying, single mom living the life of luxury…as a top model….

I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, if not appreciative and willing to pay you back with great blowjobs….but for some reason I want to smell Kate Moss’ genitals to try to experience where the places it has been..

She’s fantastic…but more importantly always flashing her model nipples…even when she doesn’t look like she’s thrown the towel in like she does today….making her always fun.

She’s awesome.

Posted in:Kate Moss|NSFW

2012

17

Sep

Brooke Burke Old Lady for Shape of the Day

Brooke Burke did Shape Magazine, because despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and I figure a life of fitness on a Playboy whore I still JERK OFF TO NUDE PICS OF WHEN I’M FEELING WILD ON ….but in my defense, those pics are a decade old….but in her defense, something I don’t really feel like defending, but will…she looks pretty hot for what might as well be a 90 year old….at least based on how many miles in penis length her vagina has traveled and how many kids it has shat out…..

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2012

17

Sep

Irina Shayk Hot for XTI Fall/Winter 2012-2013 of the Day


Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but she’s pretty spectacular…and she has had to face her own challenges and trials and tribulations…you know fucking her way to celebrity instead of for survival…and I’m pretty glad she did…cuz I’m glad I know she exists….she’s good to look at….and that she’s not just working a local strip club in her home town….she’s used her hotness proper….even if it meant faking a relationship with a gay soccer star…..

Right….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2012

17

Sep

Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

Not only does Lauren Vandervoort have a nerd name, you know one that sounds like a Harry Potter Character, something that probably makes her nerd fans cum faster as they chronically masturbate competitively over pics of her on chat room and obscure social networks when they are not making plans for their imaginary wedding to her….but apparently..she also hates drunkenstepfather….they all do…..

If that’s not arrousing enough for you, here are pics of her for Esquire looking good……

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2012

17

Sep

Topless Candice Swanepoel Modeling of the Day

I love Candice Swanepoel…clothed our unclothed….despite ignoring all my advances and love letter on Instagram…because I assume she’s not a romantic…or just playing hard to get….but deep down she knows we are connected at the soul…I mean there is just so much passion on my end, that she’s gotta be feeling some of this…said the inner stalker in me….but truth be told, I’m lazy as fuck, uninterested as fuck, and have never been hung up on a girl…I just like looking at this bitch…she’s easy on the eyes…..

I figure if I keep on repeating myself when it comes to loving her…maybe it will reach her telepathically….


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