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2012

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I wrote this hilarious post about this guy I saw riding a bike yesterday that got hit by a car, which doesn’t sound very funny I know but if you were there on the corner when it happened and saw the riot that almost broke out between car owners and pedestrians, I assure you that you would think it was as funny as I did.

I guess my computer didn’t think it was funny though because the fucking thing crashed right as I was about to copy it into WordPress and I hadn’t saved the bloody thing in notepad so that was the end of that.

I’d call it simple bad luck but I prefer to give into the paranoia saying this is a continuing process of the whole universe conspiring against me to make sure I never get anywhere in life.

Let’s go with that.

How NOT to Ride a Segway – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Diana Rose is Down On All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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This Turd Faints on One of Those Slingshot Rides Like a Little Girl – VIDEO
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Alyssa Michelle is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Banging Too Loud
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Here’s and Interview With Breaking Bad’s Dean Morris
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Women in Windows – a Sexy Gallery
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Free Cam Shows Help Get Us Through the Last Leg of the Week
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One Dildo Isn’t Gonna Cut It For This Girl (NSFW)
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10 Badass Things to Do With a Pumpkin for Halloween
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Dee is Super Sexy in the Jungle (SEMI NSFW)
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And MORE Evil Pumpkins
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These Sexy Games Aren’t For Kids, That’s For Sure
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2012

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I got drunk again last night and ended up having one of those shit storm work days that never, ever comes after a night of going to bed at 9 am and sleeping 10 hours before waking up bright eyed and ready to conquer the day.

No, these type of days only happy after you stayed out drinking until 5 am and you convince yourself you can get 2 hours sleep then head to work fine when the reality is come mornin g even a shower won’t wash the stench of booze off you and you have a headache so bad it feels like someone shot you in the face.

How was your day?

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Was Gay This Whole Time. Wait, What?

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Justin Bieber Is A Peen Implant-Having Credit Card Thief
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I’d Rather Hear a Husky Singing Gwen Stefani Than Gwen Stefani Singing Gwen Stefani – VIDEO
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The Complete History of Bond Girls
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Kelly Brooke Busting Out for 007
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Megan Daniels is Busting Out (NSFW)
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Vanity Cruz is Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Lauren Michelle Hill Has One Great Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Rape Suspect Blames Four Loko Blackout: ‘Did I Do Something Wrong?’
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This Girl Doesn’t Mind Going to Work On Herself (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have yourself Some Fun With (NSFW)
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W Magazine Celebrates 40th Anniversary with Scarlett Johansson and Friends (Photo Gallery)
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If Jon Hamm’s Massive Penis Doesn’t Make You Suicidal, It Should
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Jodie Gasson See Through on Twitter (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Celebrity Tweets, Some of Which Are More Funny Than Others, But Here They Are Anyways
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Victoria Justice Playing Tennis Hotness (SITE NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITE NSFW)
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Guess Who Got Another DUI
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DOING IT WRONG! A TRIBUTE! – VIDEO
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Jennifer Walcott Bikini Video Shoot
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Joan Jett is Braless and See Through, Who Cares If she’s Old
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Some Kate Middleton Just Because
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Emily VanCamp, Lea Michele, January Jones: Celebrities Who Show Major Cleavage in ‘GQ’ (GALLERY)
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Quiana Grant is Sexy By the Beach
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Ariel Rebel Flaunts Her Sweet Body (NSFW)
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Scarlet Wants to Show You Her Favorite Toy (NSFW)
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R.I.P.??? Brazilian Man Shocks Family And Friends When He Shows Up To His OWN Funeral!!
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Rihona Braun Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Man Flashes Cops His Balls To AVOID Arrest For Public Indecency. (NSFW)
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Stacey Kiebler is Looking Kinda Classy For Once
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Lesbian Bukakke Anyone?
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Shark Attacks Whale Porn. Wait, What?
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

24

Oct

Nina Agdal for Sauvage Swimwear of the Day

Nina Adgal is a hot bikini model at the top of her game…but for some reason she looks like she’s got a mild case of DOWNS….I as a humanitarian, I think all of God’s children deserve to live out their dreams, especially if those dreams are getting half naked and showing off an rocking body, even if you have DOWNS….because it’s not handicap it is handicapable people….

Not that she has downs….but if she does…she’d probably win the DOWNS beauty pageant….which may not being saying much….and which may not be all that much a competition for her….but it’s nicer than saying she’d lose….

If anything….if DOWNS looked like this…or more babies with DOWNS looked like this, I am sure the DOWNS abortion rate thanks to pre-screening tests would drop substantial…cuz hot girls…even when retarded get the fuck ahead and have it real easy…..

Here she is for some bathing suit company….and on that note I am going to the beach to stare at local whores in their bikinis…to recruit like I was Victoria’s Secret…but instead of shooting for catalog…we’re just gonna shoot for my masturbation files…cuz I am in central america people…and still fucking posting cuz I am committed or a loser or a committed loser….

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2012

24

Oct

Alice Goodwin Naked for Zoo of the Day


I don’t know why I ever hated on Glamour Models…because Glamour Models are amazing.

They are the vehicle for busty girls on the fence about getting topless to pretend they are international models…you know the kind of girl who would otherwise be working as a bartender cockteasing all night….instead of stripping where she belongs…cuz stripping is below her…faced with the fame of being a Glamour Model…that can’t be refused…

So I get to see their tits, that I’d never otherwise see, and they are always worth looking at, as tits tend to be….they get to pretend they are important or that they matter, and it is a win win for everyone involved.

Her name is Alice Goodwin and I don’t know who the fuck she is, but I can describe her tits in 10 words or less….starting with Lovely.

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2012

24

Oct

Brooklyn Decker in Women’s Health South Africa of the Day

You’d think the only article in Women’s Health South Africa would be “How to Avoid Aids”…or “How to live with Aids”…cuz stats on South Africa tell me that 80 percent of their population is dealing with AIDS….

But apparently they are also into bigger, not very deserving, married to pro athlete models who are hardly models but pretend to be cuz it sounds better than groupie….

So I can assume these magazines are designed for people who are probably not dying of AIDS in tribal villages…you know since a copy of it probably costs more than they make in a year…

Here are the pics….and they are probably recycled from another shoot for another mag cuz Africa does not have the budget to shoot this…I am sure these pics are on the site in the archives from when they first dropped but who cares….I am posting them anyway…we are in too deep…

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2012

24

Oct

Katy Perry Possible Nipple of the Day

Katy Perry and her overly colorful, annoying, pile of pop stare glittery pile of fucking rainbow and unicorn shit, was on stage possibly showing off some nipple discoloration that I can only hope is not actually her nipple but advanced skin cancer that puts an end to her annoying music career…sure wishing cancer on a bitch may seem evil, but it is just self defense cuz she pollutes my life over the radio that fills all public places, on tv and internet…shoving her down my fucking throat when I don’t want it down my throat…..making her the villain, invading in my life…cuz bitch doesn’t know who I am…but I know I can’t stand who she is….and that is the issue….

But on the positive side of things she does have some pretty rockin’ tits even if the rest of her is cankles and fucking evil….

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2012

24

Oct

Amber Heard Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Amber Heard is the hooker who seduced Johnny Depp with her fake lesbian for attention like all the college girls do, vagina….leading to him leaving his wife of many years and to her becoming a little more of a household name, as that is kinda what she’s in this celebrity game for….and that drive, work ethic and ability to prostitute herself like some kind of tranny in a gay bar seeking a new strain of AIDS to help end his broken fucking life….has lead to these romantic and lovely unknown fetish pics that I can only assume are part of her lesbian mission to lure Ellen or some other granola eating organic farm vegan in construction boots and rippled flannel….cuz photoshoots like this is totally what legit dykes jerk off to….clearly all the lesbian out there realize I am joking cuz they know they only like watching girls build like trucks inserting dolphin shaped dildos in their asses…none of this lipstick shit….not that Amber Heard is a lesbian…that was just for business…but she is smoking in these pics…literally.

I get this Hollywood Glam angle…but I prefer the coked Hollywood hookers from the early 80s look…just cuz they are more representative of this girl who should be in porn….here are the pics.

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2012

24

Oct

Rumer Willis Unfortunate Bikini Pics of the Day


Just earlier today I was telling someone that you have to love the garbage no one wants because otherwise it won’t be able to fend for itself and will instead just die….it is the human thing to do…and since under all my layers of hate filled ugly…I am a lover of all things on this great earth…even the less fortunate things….

In my conversation, I was making reference to dealing with retards….knowing that everyone else will either just mistreat them, rape them in their retard institution and laugh at them about it….basically leaving them out to die….you know kinda like a stray dog that no one bothers feeding…or loving…or taking care of….or giving a home to….

And since Rumer Willis…is pure retard looking…thanks to Demi’s hard drug use and bad genes….I’d say she deserves love and attention too…but then I am reminded that rich girls who are spoiled all their privileged lives…don’t realize that they are ugly….monsters who could star in all horror movies as the beast…..freaks who don’t deserve love…cuz people suck up to them just cuz of who their parents are and what their trust fund looks like….

But she is wearing a bikini…and a sombrero…mocking my people…but making her worthy of a post of her very own…cuz ugly kids of actors I don’t care about are people too….just barely people too…but still people….or at least that’s the rumor….(see what I did there??)


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2012

24

Oct

Danica Thrall Presents 101 Topless TV Stars of the Day

This is an amazing article and that’s all there is to it. I mean what better way to celebrate a pretty bullshit list that may not be life changing or genius, and that may not have taken much more than a google search by an intern and an hour to compile…of “girls who have been topless who have been on TV at least once and we’ll just pretend they are stars…”….coupled with no fear of a lawsuit from the evil paparazzi and film companies who always threaten to sue me for posting clips of girls topless in their movies and Tv shows….
than to have a Glamour model present the shit by getting topless….Danica Thrall looks hot…and 101 screen caps of bitches showing tits…isn’t all that bad either….if anything there’s something for everyone in there…like a menu at a family chain of restaurants, the titty version….I’m just glad I didn’t order the white sauce…

Good job NUTS on this masterpiece…

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2012

24

Oct

Some Boardwalk Empire Nudity of the Day

Gretchen Mol and Anne Bergstedt Jordanova were naked in Boardwalk Empire, which aired last Sunday, which means I am 3 days late on the shit, which I blame on being in Central America, where the Coca Cola is half the price of the bottled water owned by Coca Cola, where there are no TVs or Internets in my cabana in the jungle, where the prostitutes are large in their ass and flat in their tits, but some have dicks….and where the handjobs have been weak and lacked conviction….so keeping up on the shit, while trying to stay alive, for a show that you’ve probably seen already, even if it is the best parts of said show….is not exactly a priority….but you know what, I’ll do it for you anyway….because I believe in the progression of Television…from shitty sitcoms to hardcore porn…it is all about evolution….

Gretchen Mol….

Anne Bergstedt Jordanova….

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2012

24

Oct

Some New Pics of Kate Upton in Vouge of the Day


This is for the die hard Kate Upton fans who were unsatisfied with the LAST TIME I POSTED THESE PICS ….cuz they were scans from the magazine and there were captions destroying her photoshopped integrity as a model….not that she really has any integrity as a model as far as I’m concerned, but that’s because I like my models to look like models, fit, thin, and awesome, and not thick and piggish and built like she’s gonna be 300 pounds just as soon as she starts eating again when this hype, that is totally undeserving starts to fizzle out….you know cuz people will realize that her stomach and her hips and her ass all fucking suck..and even her tits and the fat under her neck are sloppy at best….but I wouldn’t want to offend you and mock your dream girl…you no taste motherfucker….instead I’d like to give you pics of her made to look her fucking best…to continue the lie that is Kate Upton….

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2012

24

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Amazing Cellphone Skills at the James Bond Premiere of the Day

Kelly Brook must be really celebrating that abortion she got a few years back at a turning point in her career where getting pregnant meant throwing in the towel…and giving up on her dreams…while getting rid of it by staging a miscarriage meant getting some press and having another run at this showing off her titty thing…and I guess it worked cuz she landed a huge budget movie where she co-starred naked with a porn star….and a few major topless photoshoot gigs smearing her abortion on herself….cuz her tits are bananas…and now this…invited to the James Bond premiere like she hasn’t fucked all the cast and crew and various points in her rise to the top career….and all I know is she did a horrible job documenting the experience…or at least her tits during the experience…cuz this is some jobber bootleg instagram shit…step your game up and learn how to attention whore proper woman…you only have another year or two left.

All this to say, I am a fan of KELLY BROOK or at least her tits….even when she’s posting pics of her fat ass in lingerie all over the internet….like some kind of harlot…..

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2012

24

Oct

Barbie Blank / Kelly Kelly Rockin Abs of the Day

Kelly Kelly is on a rebrand because the WWE own her name..as the WWE run like a porn company…who figure if they invest money into some dumb cunt that is totally replaceable, and who historically, based on all the other sluts before her, will let her “celebrity” get to her head and fuck off on contract re-negotiations to go do her own thing…cuz she forgets what the power of her owners actually is….and she forgets the day they first hired her where she screamed at herself in the mirror saying “OMG OMG OMG THIS IS IT”….you know before the pro athlete and rich guy boyfriends…back when her other option was to be a cocktail waitress…..

Well, she’s off on a mission to next level herself, even if she’s peaked and she has to do it under her natural, biological, real porn name….Barbie Blank….so she’s dyed her hair, she’s flexed her abs, and motherfucker, it’s on…but I predict…it won’t go too far…

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2012

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I was wandering around downtown yesterday afternoon and downtown here is always a weird experience because  it’s the most bizarre juxtaposition of  mid to upscale retailers, greasy spoon restaurants only tourists eat at and, of course, the peppering in of classic, grimey, Montreal strip clubs. They really are in a league all their own and by league of their own I mean they should probably all be condemned.

As always the callers were standing out front of these various establishments  trying to lure in any willing clients and as I walked by one I heard one hollar to me in bastardized Montreal, Quebec French “Hey beautiful, there’s a job here waiting for you.”

I’ve never really thought about being a stripper but its good to know if my present career plans don’t work out I have options. My guidance counselors in high school always told me it was good to have something to fall back on.

Enjoy these links the way I enjoy knowing that  50+ year old french dudes leer at me while walking down the street and probably plot ways to murder me in the basement of their shitty titty bar in the back of their mind.

Which I guess may be another way to say you may not enjoy them at all.

 

Sign Spinners Are Despressing and Are a Good Example of What Not to Do With Your Life – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sascha Alexsander is a California Girl and You’ll Love It (SEMI NSFW)
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Ashley Benson is From Spring Breakers and Also the Chick James Franco is Currently Banging and Here She Is
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Laura Frament is a Super Sexy Red Head (SEMI NSFW)
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If You Ask Me, This Dog Here Has the Right Idea – VIDEO
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Brad Pitts Stupid Chanel Commercials Have Inspired 1000 Parodies and Here’s the One From SNL – VIDEO
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Sandra Bullock Joins Chelsea Handler in the Shower
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Penélope Cruz Captured In Sexy Photo Shoot For Vogue Spain
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Free Web Came Gals, For Your Pleasure
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This Lesbian Foursome is as Dirty As You Think It Is (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Animals Doing Stunts
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Shannon is Sexy is Panties and a Corset (SITE NSFW)
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Hottest Music Video Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Sexy NSFW Games Will Drive You Wild
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2012

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

When I finally checked my messages today there was one from early this morning from an unidentified number with incohereant babbling on the other end about fighting with TSA agents, taxi cab hell rides down dirt roads and waking on the beach as the tide was coming in. Sounds like Jesus is already making the most of Central America.

I gotta hand it to the guy, he has one hell of a work ethic and he could be deaf, dumb, drunk and blind and somehow, someway he would still manage to update this site the way he has been because he loves all 6 of you reading just that much.

He’s one of a kind Jesus is, we could learn a thing or two from him.

Here’s tonight’s links.

Cuddles.

Did Jennie Garth Get Implants? You be the Judge
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Honey Boo Boo Shut Dr Drew the Fuck Down – VIDEO
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Reality Stars Right Now
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Check Out Winona Ryder’s Junkie street Girl Cleavage
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There’s a New Trailer For Django Unchained and Here It Is
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I Don’t Advocate Hitting Anybody But Sometimes I’d Like to Puch Taylor Swift in the Face
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Donna is Super Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
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Ashley is All Laid Out, For Your Pleasure (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper and More Fun That That Tuesday Night Movie You Can’t Afford
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Facebook Fails Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Holly Lara is Worth Taking a Peek at, Trust Me (SEMI NSFW)
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Who the Fuck PAID For Justin Timberlake’s Wedding Photos?
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Who Says Wives Cant Be Super Naughty? (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Make Your Day a Little Better (NSFW)
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When Bert and Ernie Get Rude – VIDEO
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Eve Sonnet and Her Big Titties Are Pole Dancing (NSFW)
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Renee Olstead Nip Slip Anyone? (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Liam Neeson Reads Justin Bieber Lyrics and It’s Pretty Much Amazing (VIDEO)
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Joanna Krupa is Completely See Through and Braless, WOW (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Victoria Beckham Just Because It’s Been Awhile
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Courtney Stodden Was Trying on a Variety of Slutty Costumes and Here’s the Photos
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JLo’s Tit Popped Out on Stage Again! (NSFW)
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Chloe Miranda May Just Be Your Dream Girl (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW IMAGES)
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North Carolina Man Says Church Kidnapped, Imprisoned, And Beat Him For Being Gay. All God Children My Ass
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Olivia and Kiri Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Has Porn Replaced Sex Education? (NSFW)
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Irina Shayk vs Bar Refaeli – Who Would You Rather?
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Giant Web Cam Juggs Anyone? (NSFW)
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Nicki Minaj Has a Wardrobe Malfunction in Latest Video
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Kate Gosselin Was Fired Because Coupon Cabin’s HR Person Doesn’t Know How To Google
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With a Title Like Cum Fiesta, I Don’t Think I Need to Give You Much More Explanation
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Here’s the One About the Time That Sexy Secretary Was in the Elevator
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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