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2012

07

Aug

Jessica Malafouris for Sander Dekker for Purple of the Day

When fashion magazines are putting out photoshoots like this, it is hard to not pretend your soiled sweat pants, shit stained underwear and T-shirt you’re working on a world record for most play out of an unwashed t-shirt, isn’t a fashion statement, and isn’t a hipster move, cuz getting naked, skinny, fat tit, hipster girls, naked and showing off hipster bush for you, for no money, for false promises of model fame is better than most things….if anything it is amazing…and it really solidifies the importance of pretending you’re a fashionisto on a mission…instead of just a dirt bag blogger who likes half naked chicks I’ve never heard of….

Good hustle. Shot by SANDER DEKKER …..

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2012

07

Aug

Miley Cyrus Hot for Marie Claire September of the Day


I am a pretty serious Miley Cyrus fan….despite being average at best, she’s managed to make a fortune, dress in a way that makes her look hot as fuck, but more importantly, that has influenced teen girls everywhere to copy, making them look hot as fuck….She’s an icon that no longer annoys me, except if I really think about it, cuz I always start to hate girls who aren’t sitting on my face, even though I also hate every girl who is sitting on my face, mainly cuz they smell like fucking shit…

Not sure where I am going with this, just gonna post the pics of Miley in Marie Claire…

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2012

07

Aug

Lindsay Lohan White One Piece, Hot Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan despite her falling off harder than Sam Ronson’s dick after watching Female Olympic Gymnastics….still has some of the best tits in the business…sure they are probably fake, but they hang so good and never shrink, even when the rest of her is a drug fueled, bruised up, corpse….you know a shell of what she was before she realized Disney and her own parents sold her the fuck out…you know before being forced to medicate hard just to live with the cruel world….

She’s in a bathing suit and I’m into it.


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2012

07

Aug

Mariana Almeida Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day


Terry Richardson has used his celebrity to milk some girl who wants her own celebrity and who is willing to get topless and show off her great big tits, because shit….this famous fashion photographer wants pics of her when he can have pics of anyone….in what is probably one the better scams in fashion….and the whole reason why I am making this site a fashion site…cuz let’s face it….willing, free, topless girls…are amazing…

Hot tits. Shot by Terry Ricardson

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2012

07

Aug

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day


My favorite thing about LeeAnn Rimes is that she represents all that is wrong with America. From pretending to be a fucking Christian, all wholesome and shit, for her fans and for serious money….a pretty un-Christian thing, to homewrecking, whoring out, getting implants, a very un-Christian thing….only to be forgiven by her Christian fans, who think she just went off course and justify it accordingly….allowing her to continue to make stupid money….all while being a fucking stripper….who posts bikini pics to twitter….Her scam is Awesome……

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2012

07

Aug

Morning Hangove Dump of the Day

The nice thing about facial recognition blindness, or more importantly, genetically modified food….is that I have no idea how old people are…but I know how nice their tits are…opening a whole new market of girls I can check out and not feel like a pervert checking out…because of evolution and the great progress of modern science…this shit, round ass, tight pants, big cleavage on a 15 year old who looks 20 is far greater for the world than stupid Mars probes…at least as far as a pervert is concerned, unless of course, Marsians are good at suckin’ dick cuz they grew up on their own kind of Mars porn thanks to the internet….like the girls today have….

Treadmill Fail of the Day
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The 40 Hottest Outdoor Female Olympians
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BREAKING: Morrissey Still Hates The British Royals
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Jeffery Ross is Awesome and Here’s Why
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Dragster Farm Truck! Yes!
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50 Movie Remakes That Don’t Suck
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Free Cam Shows Fun (NSFW)
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Muscled Wife Does Some Weird Shit with Some Tits (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Arnold Schwarzenegger GIFs
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Heather Rae is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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2012

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate when I fall in love with new moms in booty shorts trying to drop the baby weight and already doing a good job of it…all round in the right places…it throws everything I feel about new mothers out the window…from ravaged vagina worse than a homeless hooker after a rape with a large object…especially when I can tell they are horny thanks to an absentee husband uninterested in his bitch now that she’s shat out his kid…

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Is That Bridgette Neilson or a Meth Head Bum Pass Out in a Park?
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Miranda Kerr in FItness Gear
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Lucky Fucking Store Clerk
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Sexiest Action Shots of the Olympics
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Most Random Moment Ever? Possibly
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30 Must-See Pictures of Kate Beckinsale
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Rita Rusic’s Hot Bikini Booty Flash
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Amber Heard Does Guess
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Samantha Kelly is All Wet (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Brooke Skye is Pretty in Pink (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows For Some Monday Fun (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos Of Milla Jovovich Vol 2
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Olympic Sluts of the Day
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What’s Better Than Getting 1 girl Naked in Public (NSFW)
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US Judo Fighter Nick Delpopolo Leaves Olympics After Positive Marijuana Test
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UK Babe Lyla Ashby (NSFW)
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ANNNNNNNNNNNNND MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED: MIRANDA KERR NUDE HOTNESS
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Disturbing T Shirt of the Day
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Selena Gomez Pokies on the Movie Set
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Apparently Total Recall Really Sucks
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Michael Phelps is a Banging This Chick and I’m Jealous
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Some Kate Middleton, Just Because
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Victoria Rae Black Deserves Your Full Attention (NSFW)
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A Gallery of Super Sexy Red Heads (NSFW)
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Pilar Sanders Brings the Hotness
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I Love a Hottie That Can Do the Splits (NSFW)
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How About Some Gentle Lesbian Teens (NSFW)
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Famous Bisexual Babes That Should Haunt Your Dreams
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I Love a Babe in Cute Overalls
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Out & About: Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria, Emmy Rossum, Bella Thorne
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Dancing Around Nude? Why Not
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Amanda Bynes Accused Of Another Hit & Run
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The Hurdle Dancer May Be in the Olympics
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Lady Gaga Dressed Like a Unicorn Weirdness
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Extreme Pogo in Hong Kong
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Selena Gomez Hard Nipple Jiggly Stomach
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Stacy Keibler and Some Wrestling Bitches Getting Ice Cream
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Vanessa Hudgens Showing Bra
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Drunk Kimberly Walsh
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Rhian Sudgen Nude Photoshoot
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Melissa Debling Tits for Zoo
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Jennifer Tilly Fat Tits
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Rebecca Romijn Showing Stomach
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Vanessa Hudgens Says Gossip Sucks
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Katie Cassidy Bra
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Brooke Burke Bikini
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Ashley Benson Drunk Fall With BRa
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Mom’s Twat VS Daughter’s Twat
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HOT FUCKING PARTY – LITERALLY
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Broken Dreams Broken Asshole
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR FREE – CUZ THEY ARE SLUTS
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2012

06

Aug

Kate Hudson’s Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson has 2 kids. I don’t think this ass is making scientific sense to me…unless I have been wrong about women who have kids all these years…unless those women with kids have been lying to me with Sorcery concepts of baby weight…and exhaustion fueled carb loading….because this 34 or 35 year old mom…has a better body than every girl you’ve had sex with….now try making sense of that…while I go watch girls tan in their bikinis….cuz real life bikinis are more pleasurable that these 2D pictures I can accidentally trip and fall on with my mouth….

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2012

06

Aug

Kim Kardashian is a Underwater Sea Mammal in her Bikini of the Day

I think we’ve just found another species to add to the Sea Mammal list, let’s just hope it is on the endagereed list, because the hottest thing in these pic is not that the water holds her sloppy body in a nice way, or that the water acts as a nice filter, before her photo editor, edits harder…it is that there is a possiblity that she will drown, probably because she swam too soon after eating as fat chicks often do….and that bring hope of a better tomorrow….

I like that the pig Kardashian is keeping it Ghetto while up on some Orange Drink….I wonder how much she got paid for that product plug….weak.

Either way, here she is, living out some aquarium fat mermaid fetishes…

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2012

06

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Tits for Twitter of the Day


Jennifer Love Hewitt made a bold move and posted her bikini clad tits on the internet, because her tits are all that matter when it comes to Jennifer Love Hewitt, especially when he rest of her dumpy body is cropped out, reminding me how hot most of the girls I fuck would be, if only I could erase all that is bad in them, from dumpy body parts, to missing body parts, to rashes and disease…..but unlike pics on the internet…you gotta live with that shit and have it burned into your brain….luckily I’m too drunk to remember, I drink away the pain, and tha makes it all ok…

Here is Jennifer Love a fragment of she used to be, older and more broken, but still rockin’ some tit…I am into it….

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2012

06

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Thigh High Little Shorts of the Day


Ashley Tisdale has never looked so good. Sure, this is some serious fucking weirdness, her thigh high leg warmers are a move I don’t quite grasp, not even with my extensive knowledge of fashion, but the fact is that she’s hiding her busted face, showcasing her hot fit ass, and that’s all the really matters….botched surgeries, low level fame, jealousy from her competition who she pretends are her friends even though they are her rivals, all gets thrown out the window, with moves or outfits like this…as far as I’m concerned I may even be in love with her right now, so long that I am always walking/fucking behind her….

Here’s proof that a face can ruin a good thing…


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2012

06

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Hot on Instagram of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is so good at Bikinis that she gets paid for the shit, but unlike someone who hates his work, you know since her work involves getting half naked, she just fucking goes at it for free, pretty much giving all her paying customers the finger, saying “you motherfuckers pay me 15,000 dollars a day for shit I do for free”….and I am just glad she does, because she’s pretty perfect…all girls should look like this and if they don’t, it is our job to encourage them to stop eating Fast Food, to develop an eating disorder, to hit the gym and to make magic….or just fuckin throw the fucking towel, get pregnant by a willing man, cuz there is always a willing man desperate to fuck anything as to not live a life alone, there’s no point in trying anymore cuz Candice Swanepoel wins….you fucking loser…

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2012

06

Aug

Sasha Cohen Tweets her Bikini of the Day

I have jerked off to figure skating….much more than once in my life…and I am not ashamed….because I am Canadian and I think that is what we are all supposed to do at least once in our life….especially when we only get one channel…and that channel is the CBC…and the only thing on TV that Sunday hangover, is figure skating, filled with tiny built bodies and countless panty flashes…often camel toe or jacked up ass cheeks…all set to classical music…showcasing athleticism in a way that is almost romantic….

Her name is Sasha Cohen, she figure skates….she wins Olympic medals….she now is pushing the self shot bikini hustle for her fans…cuz like swim team…these motherfuckers are horny as fuck….and LOOKING BACK ON MY COVERAGE ….she’s proved she’s into getting attention….next stop…sex tape.

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2012

06

Aug

Guy in Ferrari Runs Over Cops Foot of the Day

I have a feeling most of you bitter losers are going to love this video because for some reason….we like seeing people fail…especially when the person failing are young millionaires, either self made or trust funders, rich enough to have a Ferrari and a model looking girlfriend…you know the kind of guy you kinda wish you were, but would never admit you did, because it is pretty pathetic that deep down you aspire to be some lame rich kid, with a model girlfriend, who may or may not be actually lame, but who is pretty hysterical when he runs over a cops foot and gets himself arrested to avoid a ticket, one of those logical moves that his lawyers will get him out of, that are so not gangster, but are so ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as seeing him struggle on the ground like a little pussy that cops will make a lesson out of, cuz every hard worker hates punks like this, even if they are self made, they are still fucking annoying….

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2012

06

Aug

Tricia Helfer Twitters her Bikini Top of the Day

Tricia Helfer is 38 year old Candian actor who doesn’t offend me in her bikini, which is seriously fucking rare, cuz the cut off date, or the expiry date is usually 30 and most of the time even that is stretching it, but I guess she didn’t let herself go to have babies that raped her body harder than the baby daddy in the process of getting her pregnant, or maybe it is cuz she hasn’t quite got that Oscar she was hoping for when auditioning for Battlestar Gallactica, and knows she has work to put in, or maybe it is cuz she’s got a filter and is only showing tits, leaving her cellulite ridden thighs and dumpy 40 year old ass out of the frame, whatever it is, I am into it…

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