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2012

27

Jul

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan Had a Sleepover of the Day

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan were partying in a hotel room together and the real tragedy in all this is that the building wasn’t bombed. No terrorist plane flew into it….no crazed gunman peppered the place with bullets…it is always the innocent who get killed by the crazies, when really the people who actually deserve it just keep getting fucking paid….

I’ve been in a Lindsay Lohan hotel room party, probably 3 years ago, and it was basically an emotionally tormented Lohan ego show….crying and dancing and locking herself in a room doing drugs…while I drank her free booze….so I can just assume this was that multiplied by two…cuz even the pics they put out of the union were garbage..

Celebrity is all a fucking lie and these bitches are the worst…luckily they are both on the outs and this is the worst fake scandal for attention ever – no one cares if they eat each other out…they are both garbage and the public is too busy worrying about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Lindsay Lohan

2012

27

Jul

Victoria Justice Does Sex Positions on her Weird Show of the Day

I don’t know what is going on here, I just know that Victoria Justice is some young hot teen starlet, and she’s got her own show and her millions of teen fans, so I can only assume this is her sex ed lesson, cuz she looks like the kind of bitch who isn’t damage enough, who is actually probably pretty proud of herself, and who figures if a guy is fucking her, she’s not gonna put work in, she puts enough energy in her actual work, she’s just gonna star fish, legs up, and I’m sure alot of us would want to dive in and start licking until the fabric of her jeans slowly dissolve….and we get to the fucking gold….it is the pre-historic hunter and gatherer in us…but more importantly, it is cuz she’s pretty hot…

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2012

27

Jul

Jodie Marsh Hot Topless Pics of the Day

The best thing about the UK is not the Olympics that are starting today and that I will watch for the gymnastics cuz I like the outfits the girls wear, cuz even if they all look like little 13 year old elves with big shoulders, ready to move pianos, they got cameltoe while they flip, bend and twist….

The best thing about the UK is the Glamour Models…this gang of fucking sluts with big tits who would probably have never bothered stripping despite their big tits but would have instead been party sluts with drug dealer boyfriends…but are now party sluts with pro Soccer playing boyfriends….living the good life…just for getting topless….Millionaires for being half naked….an important reminder to busty girls that they should drop out of college….cuz all they need are their tits to get a head….real or not…just use them and you can make more money than any accountant…doctor…or lawyer….maybe it is a flaw in society, or maybe it’s amazing…

Jodie Marsh was also seen on the beach in a bikini – and the paparzzi were there so click the link to seee those pics…


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Posted in:Jodie Marsh|NSFW

2012

27

Jul

Carmen Electra and Ronda Rousey Sparringsm of the Day


Carmen Electra needs better management.

I realize the stars who were representing her in the 90s when she successfully made the move from girl in Playboy to girl on MTV who made a lot of money…something very few girls have done before her….but it was back in the Pam Anderson / Jenny McCarthy/ Hef was booking hot enough girls for the mag, cuz he wasn’t a senile fuck who developed a love for manly lookin’ bitches with bad hair and bad tits, that if you’ve ever seen Playboy the last 3 years, you can probably agree with…unless you are one of Hef’s girls and this makes you sad and feel bad about yourself, which is should….

But what ever this hanging on to what she had strategy is, it is horrible. She’s staging self shot bikinii pics at her house, these are the third or fourth self-produced trying to be sexy acting like she’s not 40 in the last 2 months, hoping to get noticed, and this time she recruited a UFC girl with a huge fan base to join her, in efforts to steal some of her fans and get noticded…

It is pathetic…but not as pathetic as some of her club night appearances….

Sometimes, it is time to hang up the thong and retire gracefully….this is one of those times.


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2012

27

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I still haven’t got my 10,000 followers on Instagram….and that breaks me in two places…


SO FOLLOW MY NEW INSTAGRAM

Cuz my anti-social, social chainsaw, convenience of bullying people on the internet has been attacked by a billion dollar corporation and it is all I can think about….it is up on some Braveheart Shit…

Sword Swallowing Craziness – VIDEO
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25 Most Awesome Fan Fights in the Stands
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Time to Get In Shape – VIDEO
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Hahahahah Madonna Has an Anti Aging Machine Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Sexiness (NSFW)
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Daisy Lowe is Rocking Daisy Dukes
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Man Brings 15-Year-Old Boy to London Olympics as Prostitute
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I’d Love to Be All Over Sophia
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2012

27

Jul

Coco is Disgusting in her Monokini of the Day


If I wanted to see a fat chick running on the beach like she’s not fat, I’d take my fucking wife on vacation….

But here is Coco…all of Coco…all 160 lbs of Coco with a bull dog….who has more sex appeal that her and he doesn’t even have to flaunt it and scream for it and put it on fucking billboards….and I am not even into fucking dogs sexually, but if a gun was to my head and I had to pic one of them, it would be a test to my love for dogs…cuz Coco is the worst….


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2012

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried getting my old INSTAGRAM back – cuz I miss all he girls I was flirting with…..even though I started a new AN NEW INSTAGRAM THAT YOU NEED TO FOLLOW BECAUSE I NEED FOLLOWERS AND CAN’T LET INSTAGRAM WIN THIS WAR ON FREE SPEECH

This is what I sent them….

Hello

My name is Jesus Martinez, I am a Native American who has been using your service. I have spent a lot of time on it, and I have been promoting it.

I am also a blogger with a top 10,000 blog reaching 150,000 people a day.

My account was disabled for no reason and I am doing a media blitz in regards to how instagram does not respect Native Americans.

I have also contacted my local chief about this matter and we are working on a national campaign within our community.

Who can I talk to about this blatant disrespect by your company towards native American rights, values and creative expression via photos using your application.

Regards

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

So far no response….cuz INSTAGRAM DOES NOT CARE ABOUT NATIVE CULTURE or FREEDOM….


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25 Hottest Summer Olympic Gold Medalists
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Zach Galifinakis and Tracy Morgan Talk Future AIDS 2015
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Right Handed Guys Throwing Rocks with Left Hand
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Kristen Stewarts Ass In Tight Spandex Is A Reason To Cheat
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Linday Lohan Got in Another Car Accident. You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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And Today in Jackson Family Craziness Pt 2
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I Love a FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Sophie Turner Flashes An Awesome Booty
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Bailey Knox is Taking It All Off (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With a Grandma – VIDEO
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Mindy Vega is is Fit (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Welcome to the MAN Aisle
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This Gardener is a Peeping Tom
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25 Hottest Summer Olympic Gold Medalists
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This Twilight Fan Video About Kristen Stewart’s Whole Cheating This is Pretty Fucking Pathetic
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Nude Babe Yulia go Jet-Skiing (NSFW)
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Selena Gomez at the Teen Choice Awards (SITE NSFW)
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Um… If This a dude or a Chick
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Keira Knightley Upskirt on a Bench (NSFW)
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some Kate Middleton Action
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Lady Gaga is Getting Sued, Looks 100 Years Old
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Yesica Toscanini Hotness
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Jessie Rogers is One Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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That’s Why You Don’t Mount From Behind
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Nigerian Husband Is Raped By His 6 Wives And Dies
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This Hottie is From Down Under (NSFW)
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Ema’s Tits Are Pretty Much Perfect (NSFW)
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Sex For Secret Ring Got Busted (SITE NSFW)
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Ashlee Simpsons in Red Leather Shorts
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Who is Jillian Murray and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Ass in New Music Video
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Dina Lohan is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Old Lady Tits Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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New Slutty Pics Of Paris Hilton. Why Not.
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Fail Compilation 2011
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50 Strangest Athlete Hobbies
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Christian Bale Publicity Stunt is Well-Received Even Though This is a Publicity Stunt
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Coco And Her Fat Ass And Big Tits Spill Out Of Her Bikini
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Sophie Turner Can Stroke My Cock
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Most Swords Swallowed in 30 Seconds
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Nicole Scherzinger Leaving Pink Taco
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Jennifer Lopez Disgusting in Concert for her 90th Birthday
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Pollyanna Woodward Thick in Loaded Summer
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Camilla Belle Leaving Pink Taco
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Anna Watts Hot for Zoo Magazine of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Hot Outside Kimmel
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Kate Beckinsale in White
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The Saturdays
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Diary of a Nanny
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Girl Forgets to Wipe
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2012

26

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Staged Cheating Continues of the Day

I laughed at Kristen Stewart’s apology. I laughed that Robert Pattison moved out….I laughed at their fake relationship. But most importantly I laughed that her busted up face is even in a sex scandal, her sex appeal ir pretty much zero, unless you’re into inbred girls, which you probably are, cuz they are too retarded to say no when you try to fuck them, you know too busy eating their own faces off….

Either way, she’s smiling at the cameras, this is out in the open, she’s trying to reinvent herself, break free from Twilight, Hollywood is all business and bullshit, I don’t believe anything I read, they control the media, but the fact everyone goes nuts makes it kinda funny to watch.

This bitch, twilight, and their fake drama doesn’t fucking matter people…and any way you dice it…she’s a fucking whore…just ask her redneck daddy…he knows all about that pussy.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2012

26

Jul

Lady Gaga is Naked in her Hotel Room of the Day

The people at Starzuncut emailed me this horribly depressing picture of Lady Gaga that they claimed was her naked, and as someone who normally hates gore, or disgusting things, I felt compelled to see what it was, only to be a victim of false marketing, because she is wearing underwear, in one of the rare occassions I am happy a bitch is in underwear, which is not all that rare, since it happens every night I crawl in bed with my fat wife….I thank god she’s under fucking wraps…not that I have anything against Lady Gaga genitals, I’ve grabbed her ass and it was decent, I just hate everything they represent…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

26

Jul

Some Chick Naked Stella Topless for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson uses his star power to get decent looking hipster chicks topless in his studio probably before he makes them suck his dick as payment for allowing them to be in his presence…and that is the key to having any level of fame, success, fortune, especially when that fame, success and fortune is directly related to fashion, photography and top models and publications, cuz every cunt wants to be famous, and this fuckers camera is part of the machine, making them willing to work hard for his attention and even harder for his camera so that maybe it will help launch their career.

I fully believe in and endorse casting couches….

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

26

Jul

Madonna is a Horrible Evil Robot of the Day

Madonna Is  The Devil or a Robot

Madonna travels everywhere with an anit-aging machine because she fears getting old…even though she is old. Makes sense.

This picture is beyond fucking crazy…but expected because Madonna is fucking crazy…something went wrong when she sold her soul to the devil via her vagina in the 80s and became a big fucking deal that she just can’t let go of well into her 50s….pushing 60….still performing….instead of being a normal washed up popstar who dies of a drug overdose or marries a billionaire and talks abotu he good days…and when she’s not recognized in malls, she can scream “Do you know who I am or who I was”….in efforts to get some kind of discount….cuz you can’t take the star away from her…even though it should be mandatory….to avoid all he awkwardness….

Well….it turns out she travels with something they call and ANTI AGING MACHINE…because she’s old and needs to stay fit to humiliate herself on stage…it may be Michael Jackson rich person weirdness, or it may be medical necessity…or a glimpse into the cloning process or transition of her becoming a robot she needs to be….I don’t have the answers…but I blame ancient aliens and I know this represents serious evil.

Modern Science has wronged us – this is the proof.


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Posted in:Madonna

2012

26

Jul

Mariah Cary’s Promo Pic for Idol is Amazing of the Day

Mariah Carey is the new America Idol judge and this is the photoshopped masterpiece that reminds me a bit of Toddlers in Tiaras and a bit of a drag show and a bit of a wax museum exhibit because let’s face it…this is up on some serious clown shit….and I love it….

The real question is how American Idol is still on TV after all these years of failure…but I am hoping Mariah Carey is the final nail in the coffin….sometimes sinking ships are fun to watch….

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2012

26

Jul

Bar Refaeli Recycled Naked Pics in Elle France of the Day

So the fashion industry has decided to recycle another photoshoot 3 month later….

This time it is Bar Refaeli for Elle France July, that was published in Elle Spain in April

I guess the logic is that France and Spain are small markets and their ads don’t justify spening 100s of thousands of dollars a month on photoshoots, and that it’s no big deal to recycle shit 3 months later, but I find it offensive….only because they have massive budgets, they have massive advertisers, and they should be doing shoots every fucking month, that’s their fucking job….

But then again, I just steal their pics to post here for you, like some kind of Robin Hood, so I guess I’m the real asshole in the equation, taking their pics then calling them out on their shortcomings….

Oh well….any excuse to post some Bar Refaeli ass, even if I find her thick and uninteresting, a supermodel who never was much more than a star fucker….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

26

Jul

Rita Ora Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

I am not a fan of Rita Ora at all. I find she looks like a tranny doing a Rhianna Impression, which makes sense, because she is signed to some major Jay-Z label deal, and they have been promoting her hard, in efforts to make her the next Rihanna.

I think she’s fat….they they make her Yugoslavian ass look black and even when they do low level publicity stunts WHERE SHE FLASHES NIPPLE …I am unimpressed….

Here she is looking a little sloppy, even when photoshopped, modeling some ugly bathing suits, but like the fat bitch by the pool, I got no problem checking her out cuz it is better than nothing…especially when I know she’s gonna be the next big thing….

Posted in:Rita Ora

2012

26

Jul

Rosie Jones in Loaded of the Day

The hottest thing about Rosie Jones is that she chose to get topless in photoshoots for magazines at a young enough age that she could profit from it when she was otherwise not really cut out to be a model…and in doing that she’s built up her own fan base, audience, and has made a little empire that will end with her being a multi millionaire….while she was destined to be a cocktail waitress….and that’s just further reminder to girls everywhere just how important it is to get naked to get ahead…if you are hot or have great tits and you aren’t a millionaire….you’re a fucking loser….I don’t get why she isn’t topless in these pics…isn’t that her thing?

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