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2012

13

Jul

Sherlyn Chopra Tweets her Playboy Nude Shoot of the Day

While I was sleeping in, Indian “Model, Singer and Actress” Sherlyn Chopra, who used to be called Mona Chopra, and who I can only assume has a lot of fucking fans, cuz India’s got a billion people annd a good percentage of them must be into their hot local pussy….provided they can afford computers, I saw Slumdog Millionaire, I know how it works…but not well enough to get them to all worship me, cuz being coveted in India would lead to a lot of palaces, pussy and good times…

But enough about me, this Sherlyn bitch, who was in a lot of b-grade Bollywood movies, which is a funny concept, cuz I have seen some A-List Bollywood movies and they look like they are shot on VHS…..so B-grade must be some webcam shit with sound badly synced….

Not that it mattrs, because at 28, she’s decided it is time to make it in America, the tried, tested and true PLAYBOY way….only she was clever enough to tweet some nude pics to generate some buzz.

Indian, smart in ore than just call centers, medicine, engineering and making food that makes me shit myself.

Posted in:NSFW|Sherlyn Chopra

2012

13

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fell in love at a bar last night with a bitch named short fucking shorts on long legs on prety much every single girl I watched walk up the stairs while I watched arroused from the bottom of the stairs cuz the vantage point was real fucking real….allowing me to imagine every vagina lip as it rubbed together with every step it too….but then it broke my heart.

Here are some morning links….

Kids That Play the Drums are Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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The Biggest Sports Celebration Fails
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Tom Cruise is Going to Sue the National Enquirer
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How To: Order Mcdonalds – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Women in Comic Books
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Free Cam Shows for Your Friday Morning (NSFW)
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Why Slut Puts On a Show (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sex House; It’s the Real World Only With Twice the STDs
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Let’s meet for a coffee so I can kidnap you and make you my wife is no a good pick-up line when seducing a whore who pretends she isn’t a whore on the internet….You gotta trick girls by keeping your lifelong passion fueled plans to yourself…You know play it cool, nice and trustworthy and surprise them wih he kidnapping…..kind thing…

Here are some links…


Nike Pulls Joe Paterno’s Name Off Day Care Center. Probably A Good Idea.
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Robert Blake Went Full on Crazy on the Piers Morgan Show – VIDEO
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Eva Longoria is Offensively Spic
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Lena Gercke Hot German Bikini Pics
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Cat Jumps Burning Building
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100 Hottestt Female Olympians Ever
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How to Order McDonalds
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Anna Paquin is Boring By the Pool
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Hot Kristina Liliana Chudinova
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Hottest Bitches at the ESPY Awards
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Some Crazy Bike Skill
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HEY LADIES: How About a Paint Roller Manicure? – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 25 Most Disgusting Things People Have Eaten On Television
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Lena Gercke Hot German Bikini Pictures
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Hot Teacher MILF shows us How to Dance Using a Stripper Pole (NSFW)
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Tera Patrick is Naked Ones Again (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Some Guy Live Blogged His Suicide in Bangkok, Jesus
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Mom Has to Use What She Can to Get Herself Off (NSFW)
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The 100 Hottest Female Olympians Ever
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Naked Golfing With Jessica Marie (NSFW)
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Lene Nystrom from Aqua Posing Nude (NSFW)
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TLC Now Has a Show Called STRANGE SEX – VIDEO
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Perfect Day For a Swim (NSFW)
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Since When is Kelly Brooke So Pale and Hefty? (SITE NSFW)
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Amber Heard is Still a Lesbian
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Gisele Bundchen Poses Topless For New Sexy ‘Paris Vogue’ Spread (PHOTOS) (Semi NSFW)
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Riley Jensen is the Stuff Dreams Are Of
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GALLERY: Drunk Sluts Get It On (NSFW
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New Evidence Released In Trayvon Martin Case Could Prove Zimmerman’s Attack Was Racially Motivated
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She’s Having Herself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Eufrat and Misa Are You Lesbian Fantasy of thhe Day (NSFW)
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Man Coats Woman In Steak Sauce Over Imaginary Porn (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is So Sexy It’s Just Out of Hand
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Her and Her Dildo Are Having Some Fun (NSFW)
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Ronda Rousey Will Kick Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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Someone Is Scripting Britney Spears’ Opinions for the X Factor
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage
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Kristen Dunst Leaving Chanel
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Alice Goodwin Topless Zoo
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Saskia Howard-Clarke Lingerie
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Aubrey O’Day Thong Ass in a Bikini
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Some Bitch Named Jessica Wright Has Some Cleavage
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Some Bitch Named Rose Byrne in Flare
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Lea Michele is Disgusting
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Mia Maestro at Twilight Premiere
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Anne Hathaway’s Got Short Hair
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Amber Heard Cleavage in a Tube Top
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Julianne Hough Tight Clothes
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Willa Ford Hot in a Tight Dress
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Some Hot Bitch at the ESPYs
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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A Different Kind of Breakdown
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Come in Me
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Random Porn Vids
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Training Wife To Be a Good
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

12

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Instagram Her Titties of the Day


I couldn’t leave the site with a Kim Kardashian in her bikini pic. I may hate this shit and more importantly hate you, but not enough to do that to even my worst enemy, because you see, she’s the fucking devil, while Candice Swanepoel, is an angel, at least that’s what the marketing people at Victoria’s Secret who own her, want me to believe, they even use it as her twitter and instagram handle, that I am sure she doesn’t run, or check, but who instead has a team of people managing, cuz she’s too busy debunking the lies that are HIV…..or whatever it is that she does while sitting on all her money….

These are a couple pics she posted today from her shoot….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

12

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat in a Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

I guess Kim Kardashian’s genius marketing team felt she was lagging a bit on her self shot half naked pictures, even though their bigger concern should be that she is lagging in the gym and with her diet, because she’s got a black boyfriend and black guys don’t worry about those things…..because here she is taking shitty pics, strategically staged as to not make the world vomit to her shitty body, that is now in its 30s and needs to be retired, cuz the novelty of a fat ass has kinda worn off, and she’s been replaced by younger, less Armenian versions of her….but I’ll post the pic anyway, but only cuz I made a small fortune off her sex tape and feel like I owe her a thanks for the good times you fucking worthless whore…..in the form of posting her smut she posted earlier today.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

12

Jul

Kelly Brook’s Huge Tits of the Day

I wonder if Kelly Brook is pregnant again, or if she’s just getting fat, because this bitch fluxuates in weight so much, it is hard to tell, not that it matters, she is pushing 40, her metabolism has slowed down, heer biological clock is counting down fast, but her titties are still going strong….

She managed to milk them properly for all they had o offer and it worked…it got to this level of success, this low level of fame, where she’s an actual millionaire off her shit, when so many busty girls like her just get office jobs and fat…..

But I’m thinking, it’s time to throw in the towel and let her belly catch up to the tits it has been trying to catch up to all these years…..She’s done all she has to do and all she’s really talened enough to do…

It’s over, but I’ll still look down her shirt.


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

12

Jul

Miley Cyrus in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what this Miley Cyrus shoot is from and I don’t even really care because it is boring, I don’t find it all that hot, I’d rather see her getting fucked or naked as she takes her career to the next level….but I bet this guy cares….I bet he knows exactly when it was shot, what she was wearing, what panties she had on that day, and whether or not she was on her period…and for some weird reason…that givs me hope…..

Here are the rest of the pics

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

12

Jul

Jessica Miller Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jessica Miller is some model who is showing her tits for fashion because that is what models do…especially when they are pushing 30 and from Las Vegas, well aware of what happens to the Showgirls who never showed their tits, or showed their tits in the wrong venue, who are now fat and married to a slot machine, probably a lot like her mother, who helped her do this legit fashion thing, and I made that whole story up, it is purely fantasy, except maybe for the fact that bitch is in a photoshoot showing her tits like a stripper getting paid, only hoping for exposure and that works out perfectly for me.

Posted in:Jessica Miller|NSFW

2012

12

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Tits at the ESPY Awards of the Day


The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do….

I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from.


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Bonus: Maria Sharapova Was Also There
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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

12

Jul

Lindsay Wixson, Sui He, Jasmine Tookes and Elza Luijendijk in Bikinis for Numero of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to fashion photoshoots since the 80s, not because I am into fashion, but because fashion into nudity in some ironic, we’re fucking artists, these are models not strippers, kind of way, that luckily doesn’t involve fat chicks, helps instill negative body images in girls, and is an all round solid multi billion dollar industry, filled with sweatshops, exploitation and most importantly, glamourous hot pussy other pussy grows up to and aspires to be….

So here are some models in bikinis….for Numero….

Posted in:Elza Luijendijk|Jasmine Tookes|Lindsay Wixson|Sui He

2012

12

Jul

Karolina Kurkova’s Ass Flash on Set of the Day

Karolina Kurkova On Set Panty Flash

Karolina Kurkova On Set Panty Flash 2

Karolina Kurkova is some hotness…who was at one point humiliated on national TV during a Victoria’s Secret shoot, because the dress they fitted to her didn’t fit her anymore, cuz she had got fat….but like good old school bullying, and threats from her people and Victoria’s Secret that there’s no room for a size 27 jean in their panty catalog, she faked a thyroid issue and stopped eating shitty foods, only to bring it all back to her size 24 goodness….and let this be inspiration to you fat bitches in your size 27 jeans, it is never too late to be a size 24….and let this be a reminder to dudes to always tell chicks they are fat so they don’t get complacent or comfortable with their bodies….negative body images makes for beter sex and hotter bitches….

Here is Karolina Kurkova, amazing on set, flashing ass cuz she knows I like it.


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Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2012

12

Jul

Paulina Gretzky’s Fake Brat Tits in a Bikini for Twittter of the Day

Paulina Gretzky is some athlete’s daughter who is probably raised horribly because her dad was some new money hockey star who all the puck sluts wanted to fuck…who was always on the road, too bust for his little girl….and her mom probably some “aspiring models (read: stripper)”, who bagged herself a hockey player and got to live the good life as long as she pumped out some kids, who she would raise in her stripper image, to not be fat and to get breast implants, especially if they want to keep busy and make a name for themselves on their own in the entertainment world, you know cuz you don’t get Daddy’s inheritance til he’s dead and we gotta make you learn responsibility by getting you jobs via your last name and family friends….
and that is why she’s amazing.

Here she is on set of Grown Ups 2 cuz Grown Ups 1 wasn’t bad enough and Adam Sandler likes making money….rocking a bikini like it’s her job…cuz I gues it kinda is, at least she thinks it is and that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Paulina Gretsky

2012

12

Jul

Emmy Rossum Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics

I’ve been blocked by Emmy Rossum on Facebook / Instagram and Twitter, for sending her really passionate love letters and love song lyrics that may even seem threatening if you’re not really a romantic and if you don’t believe in a passion so deep that you’d rather not be alive…not that I actually think Emmy Rossum is hot, I just talk to all girls like that, for entertainment purposes and for their vaginas, so I have no idea when these picures were taken, I just know she’s in a bikini, average at best, and someone you can waste your time on more efficiently by watching her nudity for tv…. instead of this one-piece bathing suit, hipster trash. I can’t stand this bitch.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2012

12

Jul

Breastfeeding Picture of the Day

I have a thing for bitches who breast feed in public, cuz they are usually on some feminist mission to prove some kind of point that breast feeding is natural and should be a human right, while I get to see titties for fucking free, and more importantly, milk filled titties that I normally would never see cuz they are suburban wives who don’t talk to my kind….It is the kind of shit that I sing love songs to myself while tending to my erection through my pocket, the natural process of life from mother to child is so erotic, so long as she keeps her vagina in her pants and I don’t have to deal with that stiched up mess…..

Someone sent this into me, and it made my day, so I decided to share it with you, cuz to some of us, these feminist hippie bitches on a mission to get breast feeding pics legal on Facebook in werd coilitions, are the only tits you get to see whne you leave your house…

Posted in:NSFW|Photos

2012

12

Jul

Evan Rachel Wood Gets Her Nose Pierced of the Day

Are those cries of pain or pleasure. The same sounds she made when Marilyn Manson was discussing his role as Paul from the Wonder Years while deep in her asshole with some cryptic vampire tool in efforts to make his bullshit seem more authentic, or are they the sounds she learned from Marilyn Manson when he’d take off his costume and stage act and listen to his music, trying to cleanse himself of the lie he’s become with all his money he traded his integrity for….

What it comes down to is that all I know abou Evan Rachel Wood is that she bangned Marilyn Manson…

Oh and she had a nude scene in MILDREd PIERCE and was TOPLESS IN FLAUNT and that she’s getting her nose pierced on the internet in video making cries I could probably climax to….but then again, I can climax to anything.

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood

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