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2019

23

Sep

Kacey Musgraves Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Kacey Musgraves out here looking like a bootleg Demi Moore..

Apparently she’s a country singer, which is smart tactics, because if you know anything about Country, you know that the typical country fan embraces the signer of the songs they listen to for life. They commit to them like they are family and they will continue to support them through the ups and downs…like family…

It’s a great place for trashy to start off, because it guarantees a baseline audience….

If you don’t know anything about Country Music, you should be watching the Ken Burns Country Music documentary on PBS, it’s amazing. But I love old Country Music and have for a long time…and despite loving old Country music, long before the Country Music revival, I have no idea who is who in new country and thus have no idea who Kacey Musgraves is…but this is her Texan Nipple and that’s what counts.

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2019

23

Sep

Keeley Hazell Naked of the Day

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Keeley Hazell is a Glamour Model of the past, since Glamour models and the Lad Mags they rode in on all folded about 5 or 6 years ago, leaving their key stars that they would feed us shitty content of daily to fend for themselves…

Keeley was one of the main girls….and has since gone off to LA where she’s now doing what seems to be the influencer thing. You know hipster shoots on film in the desert or old hotel rooms or in old RVs. You know the vibe…

I’d expect her and her Glamour Model tits to be in their 40s and they could be in their 40s, it’s hard to tell these days with all the injections these women get….but what isn’t hard to tell is if they get naked, even censored for their IG naked, it’s a good reminder of what was.

I do think there will be a resurgence of the Glamour Model and LAD Mag, dudes still like seeing naked chicks dressed like carpenters or plumbers or whatever on cheesy sets in cheesy content. We are dudes, of course we like that.

It’ll just happen when the media is scared of Me Too and is ready to objectify women again…

I’m ready to objectify women again.

Make women objectified again.

It’s what this great nation was built on, and the girls need that direction, otherwise they just post shit nudes on IG, instead of having real purpose or a solid co-sign…

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2019

23

Sep

Lisa Rinna Pussy Dance of the Day

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Lisa Rinna loves doing this dance. I guess it’s a way for her to see just how plastic she is. You know so that when she gyrates and sees no movement from her face or body, it means she’s won. I am not sure what she’s won, but I guess she was destined to being a call girl or a stripper and has managed to become a reality show star….with a couple of slutty daughters doing the same tactics to become bootleg Kardashian / Jenners…

Maybe this is her tapping into her Dancing With the Stars Fan…or maybe it’s her showing us what could have been if she was to become a stripper all those years ago…I don’t know her backstory. I just know this is the tenth time she’s done this dance so I guess it’s her thing, or she’s making it a thing, and the whole thing would be better if it wasn’t Lisa Rinna…

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2019

23

Sep

The Tits at the Emmys of the Day

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It was the EMMYs. I don’t watch that shit.

Despite the headlines like “Emmy Shockers”….and “Emmys Say Britain’s Got Talent”….and other bullshit media puns used to put false importance on the Emmys and the industry as a whole to keep it thriving as it rots your brain….

This is a friendly reminder that we don’t fucking care.

We’re barely watching TV, social media won and if we are….we don’t need to watch award shows for those shows we are barely watching.

Even if we are watching TV because it’s passive and streaming APPS are easy to share with each other, we aren’t rooting for any of you assholes to win in the award shows…you’ve already won and pitting them up against each other in the most redundant way…like it’s a top 10 post on Buzzfeed that means nothing…seems like a fucking waste of time….we got our own lives to live, stop worrying about other people’s bullshit…

That said, there were tits, all the famewhores who think they are important were there and this is that round-up….unfortunately not actual round-up now that we knows it kills people…cuz the In Memoriam shit would be better if it applied to all the Nominees…for being the evil that they are…bringing down America and using the fabric of your great nation as their toilet paper….

Here are those pics..of those people…( YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL HERE )

Isla Fisher

Christina Applegate

Emilia Clarke

Heidi Klum

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Malin Akerman

Jenny McCarthy

Mandy Moore

Kelly Osbourne

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CLICK HERE

Marisa Tomei

Padma Lakshmi

Sophie Turner

Sydney Sweeney

Taraji P Henson

Zendaya

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2019

23

Sep

Megan Samperi Tits of the Day

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Her name is Megan Samperi. She is from JUPITER FLORIDA. She did not work at the Robert Kraft rub and tug because she is not Asian, but she probably has been to the restaurant in the same strip mall, it’s a hot spot in JUPITER, shout out JUPITER….

BURT REYNOLDS DIDN’T DIE FOR THIS….

These are her tits…she has a BS in Biology and says her priority is “Health First”….but I think she’s more into other aspects of BIOLOGY like getting naked to show off her Biology, to generate interest in her from either a fan base that will help her reach FAME levels….or from rich guys who can make her Florida Dreams come true…and not the METH Florida dreams…but the waterfront in West Palm Florida dreams….even though she’s in LA now, being a “Model”…..

What I like about these pics – the tits.

What I don’t like about these ics – no labia or anus – like what’s even the point of being naked if we cant see the gateway to her soul and imagine tonguing it as perverts do.

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2019

23

Sep

Top 10 Fishing Girls of the Day

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I once met a dude in the early internet days who was launching an online Fishing Tournament. That was his big idea because he had NEVER fished in his life, but he knew that fishing was the number 1 sport in the world, and if he locked this idea in, he’d be a billionaire….

I don’t know if that guy ever became a billionaire, but like I said it was early internet and my big idea was “celeb titty blog that isn’t ad friendly or content normal people will ever embrace”….so I’d like to think that idea worked out and led him to others and like so many people I have met in this internet blogging world who didn’t offer me equity or shares in their companies but who have gone onto be rich as fuck….cuz NO HANDOUTS for the pervert blogger no one takes seriously….

But I do know that this is my attempt to take his lesson on Fishing being the ultimate in clickbait, especially when there are sluts in bikinis doing the fishing…I mean how can a fishing dude, who LIVES an BREATHES and loves fishing…the guy in the wicking long sleeve shirt, Oakleys, khaki shorts, sandals and a visor, rocking KEY LARGO harder than KEY LIME pie….resist tits in bikinis doing what they love….

You are that guy, and here is that clickbait…

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2019

23

Sep

Caylee Cowan Nude in Self Proclaimed “ART” of the Day

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This was her caption:

Okay cool. Now then, don’t report.
I created this art piece with @destroyinstagram. This is ART. That kind of image that stays with you. It’s neither bad nor good.

I don’t know if this is ART because this bitch has decided it is. You know since saying it is ART gets her a pass on shameless nudity as she tries to advance her career…

But we’ll let her have that for more nudes…

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2019

23

Sep

J.Lo in a THAT Dress Again of the Day

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Look at that old catcher mitt of a face and that dangling back fat….so not hot…

You’ve heard the expression “Beating a Dead Horse with your Dick”…well this is the visual representation of that.

J.Lo in the dress she keeps exploiting – even all these years later.
Anything for attention Lo should be her name…or maybe Attention Ho Lo..

Who cares..anyone excited by this redo of something of 15 years ago when it was shocking or hot….is a fucking loser

The rest of us see it as the old divorcee trying to squeeze into her wedding dress now that she’s lost all that wedding weight she carried for 20 years to try to feel better about herself and her husbands hot young pussy…

This is not a viral stunt…this is an old lady trying to manipulate the new generation by jerking off her viral stunt of the 90s…and that alone is pretty pathetic. Lacks vision and the world fucking celebrates cuz they like things they’ve already seen. The chain restaurant with the familiar burger in all locations approach to being a whore.

The fact this went viral or became a cultural event this time around (this last week), when it’s been exploited so many times since it was first a “cultural event that went viral”….is either a statement of how we lack originality as a people, or how easy it is to manipulate the public cuz thy are dumb..

This Laziness is not her only tactic, she’s still out there working, trying to be hot, half naked, in fitness gear on her pile of money….but her laziness in doing this just makes me hate her more than I already did….

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW|Videos

2019

23

Sep

Pam Anderson Nudity for Fashion of the Day

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Pam Anderson – saving the world with one breast implant at the time.

Her tits, that are likely younger than the legal drinking age, cuz girls need to get their implants rebuilt on the regular are still a nice memory of what was.

I am not a fan of the 50 plus women trying to play 18 year olds with their nudes and slutty selfies…living that influencer life cuz it’s easy clickbait to produce. I guess it is because I have a grandma fetish and 55 year olds should be in knitted sweaters, with glasses, walking with a hunch, retired, and making cookies for the family at Christmas..it’s just my Norman Rockwell image of the American dream…the American family…and this old slut thing throws all that off..

But there’s a level of Nostalgia looking at these tits, despite not being the same tits we looked at in the 90s…on Baywatch and in the first real celebrity sex tape….the blonde slut with the barbed wire tattoo and rocker husband that influenced a certain type of woman of the era…where any restaurant, stripclub or bar, or pool would have a bootleg version of her…making her not just a familiar face and body…but an icon that shaped the breast implant industry…one girl trying to make it at a time and for that..we celebrate her….and the importance society and herself have up on her titties…