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Em Rata’s Brand Supported ASMR Fetish Content of the Day

Jessica Alba’s Thong Dress of the Day

Amanda Holden’s Old Nipples in her Green Dress of the Day

Renee Olstead Posing Naked With Herself of the Day

Jenna Lee is the Instagram Of The Day

2019

Sep

Ariel Winter Got Them TIts Out of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her anchor scar tits thanks to being slaughtered and rebuilt but kept huge, because she knew she didn’t have much going for her besides the tits, as everything else on her is below average even when tits and celebrity and money are factored in…

So she went from a sloppy and gross F-Cup brought it to a D-Cup all before she turned 18, because I guess the hormones in the foods fucked her up like it was DDT, or maybe the whole being fat, going through childhood trauma young, got her her period at 7 years old, so by the time she’s in her 20s, she’s got the reproductive organs of a 40 year old…

Who fucking cares, we are here to observe and analyze her tits and how she presents them to the world and that’s exactly what we are going to do…

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2019

Sep

Naked Woman with Knife…and Other Videos of the Day

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Man ON Drugs at Music Festival

Drunks Fight over Sex Doll

Lightning Strikes

Security Guard Defends Team Owner

Saudi Drifter Being a Dick

Idiot Checking if Gun Was Jammed

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder if real gay guys are going to go back to being straight, now that everyone is gay, in an I’m not really one who follows the crowd…situation….in a “I start trends, I don’t follow them”…which is about as gay as you can be..now that everyone is a queer and not a queer of the past was more a sign of rebelling, because they’d get murdered for their lifestyle choices, creating a weird gay utopia that all these new queers have infiltrated and become annoying activists about…which I’d think would make the old guard want to escape and start their own sanctuary elsewhere….but then I remember gay dudes are dudes and thus would rather fuck all the new blood, whether they are offended by how mainstream the whole gay thing is…

That said, did anyone else watch Ken Burn Country Music? I didn’t leave the house all weekend and I am a huge Ken Burns fan and I am very into old country…and PBS…so…I didn’t just analyze how lame it is to be gay now…or how exciting it is for gays cuz everyone is gay, on prep….there’s so many more layers of complexity to me than that…

Here are some Monday Morning Hangover Dump….

16 Year Old Has Longest Legs in the WORLD
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Indians Fighting in Bedroom….
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Finger Sniffin’ After Ass Fingering
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Truck Flip
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Car Coasting to Gas Station…
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Paying Girls to Flash Camera with Fake 100 Dollar Bills….
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Anti AOC Campaign
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Little Monsters with LUPItA not Fred Savage Titty Bounce Trailer…
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AOC Says Miami won’t exist in a few years
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A Fish with a Smile
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White Couple Give Birth to Asian Couple…
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TOPLESS in Bed
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Trump Makes Fun of his Hair…
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CBD – GET FIXED – NATURE’s MIRACLE – 25% OFF – CODE Step25
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2019

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Friday the 13th and a Full Moon…and not much is scarier than seeing male asshole in straight porn…not that I watch porn….but you do and I can assume that is what your weekend and life is going to consist of….Friday the 13th and ANY day….

Remember the vape war is being put out there by big PHARMA that want people to have cancer. Their business relies on it.

Remember old ladies are in the no bra movement like they were young ladies. Trying to be hot because they still have tits and pussy they want filled despite their age. They grew up sexualizing themselves and have no where to turn….I just saw a group of casual joggers in their sports bra tops…nipples, full nipples…on old ladies…exposed….because they are sizing down.

I don’t know if we are legally allowed to talk about things other than our September 11th stories, even 2 days after September 11….but I just did…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Worst Song of the Year that You WIll All Know By Heart – Featuring Fat Lana Del Rey, BlackFace Ariana Grande, and Country Twerking Miley….a Shitty Feminist Anthem with as much SUBSTANCE as you’d expect the Hollywood Version of a Feminist Agenda would have
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TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE
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Slutty Construction
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Ass Finger Sniff in Public..
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INDIA FLOOD….
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Truck Parks on Motorcycle…
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Dancer Titty Flash
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Meghan Markle is Not Hot…
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The Voice of the Movie Trailers…
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Hydraulic Hot Riveting
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BRUNA NIPS!
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Get Olivia Newton-John’s Grease Jacket to Jerk Off On…
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Fast and Funeral
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Dumb
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Burning Man – EDIT
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Cat Asks for Directions….
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Security Knocks Out Fighting Students
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Nicole Williams is Bra Top..
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Road Rage Mom
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Protective Doggie Daddy
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How to Conserve 1907 Painting
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How to Dab…the Right Way
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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From the Forum

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Ariel Winter – Skinny / Busty / Ugly in Short Shorts
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Selena Gomez – Titty T-Shirt
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Karlie Kloss- So Ugly
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Kristen Stewart Tight Pants – Dyke Hair
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Carrie Underwood at an Event
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Cleavage on Some Bitch
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Sarah Hyland Scary Face
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Cindy Bruna Nips
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Jennifer Garner – Dress
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Huge Danielle Harrington Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Stripper Roof Collapse
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Amateur Beach Tits…
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Slutty Nude Bath
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Booty Panty Drop
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Playboy Girl with Huge Tits
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Throwback to Porn Star of Yesteryear
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A Bunch of Asses
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Girl Rubbing Cunt on Pole
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Workout Of the Day
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Girl Learning her Limits
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Monster Tits
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Advanced Scissoring…
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Balcony Fuck….
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Bella Hadid Nips…..
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Jessica Rabbit Chick Acting Crazy
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Gas Girl Shakes Ass…
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Acts that Make you a Whore
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Angela the Slutty Amateur
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2019

Sep

Sofia Vergara Bikini Throwback of the Day

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Sofia Vergara because we already knew she was hotter when she was a young single mother illegally entering America thanks to NO WALL….

Where she went on to steal your white person jobs and white person celebrity dreams by making millions of dollars in her 40s on Modern Family…and other shit she’s managed to pull off thanks to having huge tits in a world that loves huge tits more than they hate other races…because like Obama’s September 11th tweet about breaking the divide, and having America coming together, because it sounds good on twitter for his agenda while this is the barebones way to actually make that agenda come together…literally and figuratively. Big Tits!…

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2019

Sep

Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day

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This just in Rachel McCord has a rash from wiping her whore ass too hard….

This isn’t news because Rachel McCord barely exists.

But it is funny to see a rashed up ass cheek you know can have a few causes, I am not WEBMD…but my instinct says STD, FUNGUS, ALLERGIES, TOO MUCH TACO BELL, maybe she’s GLUTEN INTOLERANT, DAIRY INTOLERANT, or it could be CROHNS….high acidity in her feces….pulled up to her tailbone thanks to that lesson of UTI – WIPE FRONT TO BACK – FRONT TO BACK – RIGHT UP YOUR BACK…that’s all I got.

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2019

Sep

Paris Hilton Pussy Flash of the Day

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Paris Hilton pulled off her herpes scab and polished off her menopausal cunt for a rare appearance at whatever event this is, to remind you all that she’s a gutter piece of shit that paved the way for dog shit like the Kardashians…who I hope she has a percentage of, because without her, there’d be no Kim K sex tape and thus no Kim K….so more reason to hate this entitled rich kid, who has played up her character pretty well all these years, and is still doing what she’s always done, because it’s a fucking joke and easy….and I guess not all that bad because she’s managed to influence a generation of girls to be vapid, idiot, whores who get naked on social media hoping they will end up like Paris Hilton, only without that pesky family owned Hotel empire to bog them down…

Point being, Paris Hilton Cunt…not bleeding down her leg like it probably does when her immune system is down..

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2019

Sep

Figure Skater in Tight Leggings of the Day

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Polina Edmunds bringing in the Figure Skating season strong….

Figure Skating, a sport I have jacked off to at least once, thanks to being from a pre-porn era of only having one TV channel because I preferred to spend my money on alcohol than Cable…and that one TV channel being Canadian would broadcast every Figure Skating competition on weekends….the time you’re laying on your couch hungover prepping to go out drinking again in a few hours…that downtime moment of asses being flashed in panty upskirts to choreographed song….athleticism but not overly athletic like those midget Gymnasts…still ladylike which you can’t find anywhere anymore, not even tennis….memories of being a pervert in a simpler time….

While now, these girls bring the slut off the ice as much as on the ice – making them worthy of jacking off to on all platforms…like this Polina Edmunds

Figure Skater in Tight Leggings Polina Edmunds

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2019

Sep

Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hilary Duff brought out her nipples in some Lizzie McGuire revival, only this version of Lizzie McGuire is a 40 year old mom of two, which I think is doing to do wonderful thing for her core fans of loyal perverts that used to jack off to Lizzie McGuire and her animated alter-ego….and I guess kids that grew up on her, but there’s none of that here….we cater to old perverts with the Disney Channel and that’s unfortunate because losers talking to losers leads to more losing…

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2019

Sep

Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

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Heidi Klum is some exhibitionist pervert who is acting like a 20 year old newlywed from the 1950s….back when newlyweds were all about getting their fuck on and exploring each other sexually…while we are no in an era where Newlyweds are only getting married because they’ve stopped fucking each other and have given up on fucking other people but like the idea of raising a family in a traditional home….

I guess it makes sense that Newlywed Heid Klum would act like a newlywed in the 1950s, since she was born in the 50s, or maybe was created in a lab in the 50s, we can’t be sure with at Nazi German engineering….but the being sexual and slutty on instagram is just a weird thing to discover about a bitch…it seems desperate and gross…cuz I like sluts who are sluts in private but uptight and prude in public…like in KLUMs case we all know she had a sexual dysfunction thanks to being German to begin with, then all the kids with Seal happened and we knew she liked being SHREDDED By huge cock that allowed natural birth to happen with ease, like we knew the underwear model was a slut…but we didn’t need to SEE her being a slut in selfies…the excitement was NOT seeing that and knowing…

But now everything is all in our faces, and she’s going through if not done with Menopause…so it’s her final stretch of sex appeal and she’s not going to let that go unnoticed…now that she can’t get pregnant to show us just how sexually active she is…so she posts all these post sex moments and all I can think is that her pussy is so fucking battered that it must stink…

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