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Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

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2019

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Naked of the Day

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There was a time when I posted Aurbey O’Day’s Playboy pics…10 fucking years ago…on VALNTINES DAY no less..

I still have them in the archives of the site HERE and totally forgot that she was ever in Playboy, back when Playboy mattered, before Playboy got sold off to LGTBQ people who consider the offices to be a SAFE SPACE and their photoshoots an exploration into gender…..or some other bullshit you’d expect to find in social media comments by the armchair activists…

Well this 10- year old new iteration of Aubrey. Rocking a totally new face, body and life, really being ironic while being literal with the face injection muppet generation…looking thick in all the weirdest but I guess right places cuz dudes of the internet love this doughy shit…and I think the 35 or 36 year old is clever. Use all you can to stay talked about in an era of everyone being famous you need to be EXTRA clever to stand out. It’s an era where fucking DIDDY and Don Trump Jr isn’t enough to sustain you…you MUST get nude.

The only bummer is that we can’t see her cunt. Why bother if we can’t see the cunt..

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2019

Sep

Ashanti 39 Year Old Leather Tits of the Day

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Ashanti is nice and thick nearing 40. Posing with horses on the beach like she’s Fabio on the cover of some romance novel…her tits spewing out everywhere all big and sloppy but no where near as sloppy as her upper thighs…that magical gate way that you have to venture through to get to the goods….making me wonder just how many men didn’t bother making their way into her cunt…but instead just finding that near-pussy fat fold to fuck. Less Herpes that way….I guess we will just have to ask NELLY, who she dated from 2004-2014 to find out the TRUTH about her near pussy fat fold…unless you’re more into staring at the tit…the old leather tits…doing that whole country road thing the rap do now.

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2019

Sep

Demi Lovato Heroin Filled Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato is clearly on the mend, if being on the mend means getting done up and showing off the only benefit of weight gain – monster fat tits….

Clearly an improvement to her just being a set of heroin addicted fat legs and ass that were not fat in a good way…they were probably some kind of front because they didn’t look heroin addicted at all…

Fat tits are the only good thing about being fat. They almost make it all OK…

But it’s not ok, at least not according to me, where Demi is out there being praised as some kind of hero, some kind of survivor, and not like some addict trash we shouldn’t let our kids be a fan of. She’s getting work on TV shows like WILL AND GRACE, and moving away from her music career, to focus more on acting, because I guess music brings that rockstar life that needs medicating, while acting is a joke where you sit around all day on set being coddled…so baby steps…but I’d like to see what happened to LOHAN happen to her…you know blacklist the bitch, replace her with grateful cunts who don’t do heroin because of all the stress of living that dream celebrity life…that isn’t a dream at all…cuz all these girls go mental because of it…

Stop the heroin addict brand deals, why endorse an opiate addict cuz she’s famous, treat her like all the other opiate addicts out there. It’s a weird double standard but the tits look big though…

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2019

Sep

Tori Spelling Bathing Suit Pics No One Asked For of the Day

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The funniest thing about these Tori Spelling Labor Day weekend in Hawaii with her Husband after filming her weird 90210 comeback show that I hope no one watched, is that they aren’t just cell phone selfies, trying to document her time away, enjoying summer like a typical 50 year old rich woman, they are actually paparazzi pics…meaning she either sold her weird selfies to the media hoping for some coverage, or she called it in to get it done by a paparazzi photographer hoping for some coverage, so either way…this is Tori Spelling stripping down for some media coverage because clearly she is addicted to being in the media…and loves every second of attention her spoiled rich kid ass can get…even into her 50s….

The only sad thing in all this is that we can’t see her weird cleavage dent I used to stare at in confusion while watching the original 90210 when we only had one channel in a pre-cable era of I had no other choice..which compared to today’s “I have too much fucking choice”…there are endless amounts of content…years of fucking content to pollute your brain with…the idea of one channel, one show is fucking crazy…but not as crazy as Tori Spelling crying for attention in the least how way possible. Like if she actually wanted to get noticed…post up a masturbation video and pretend you were hacked…old lady in old lady bathing suits isn’t the best or hottest way to cry for attention.

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2019

Sep

Girl Peeing Caught on NEST and Other Videos of the Day

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Girlfriend at the Game

Idiot at the Train Crossing

Big Boob Ninja

Teacher at the School Picnic

Swerving Taxi Causes Accident

How to Catch a Thief

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Sep

Morning Hangver Dump of the Day

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Make people insecure again….

I am glad you feel empowered to tell us how much you weighed before and after this morning’s shit, you half naked slut in a bikini…and I am glad I know that you’re ovulating so that could be why you are retaining water and getting the bloat….and I am glad you’ve announced with confidence that you’ve gained 12 pounds this summer…and that you think “That is ok”…as you rally your troops from your social media following…people you haven’t ever met to hop on board your bullshit empowered and half naked train…and I am sure you are still insecure, hence the announcements…but I remember a time when people bottled it up, felt like shit about it, didn’t play fake empowered and announce their shortcomings on a public platform…you know they’d never do that, they’d never post half naked pics, they’d never write what they were feeling….and it was amazing…the silence…the only hot chicks half naked…is a world I prefer…

Make people insecure again….

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The BI Sexual Chair
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Hurricane Expert of the Day
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Justin Bieber Mental Breakdown Post of the Day
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Teen Saws Tress the Wrong Way
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Dudes Prove Carrying a Ladder Gets You in Anywhere – Good Prank – Even Though I Hate Pranks..
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3 Million Dollar House Boat Sinks….RIP to the 25 divers in Cali who Sank…that was a sad story…this is not that story
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Aaron Carter Insists He’s Mentally Stable..
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Weird Intense Beyonce Dance Party
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Will & Grace Stars want Hollywood Blacklist like McCarthy Era
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Sasha Obama – ULTIMATE RUSH CRUSH
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Little Girl Reels in Monster Fish
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Best News Bloopers of 2019
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Landing Strip of the Day
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2019

Sep

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I hope you got to spend you labor day with friends, family, and strippers with the fat tits….cuz no one likes you unless you pay them….

The highlight of my Labor Day was not updating this site, when all the other sites haven’t bothered updating because they are smart….

The highlight of my Labor Day was staring at a tranny’s surprisingly big tits in the park, only to work my way up from the tits to make eye contact, so I could I give it a knowingly smile, so he knew that I was onto his big tits….and knew that they came with a dick…Then I offered it 10 dollars for aids…

Not really but trannies terrify me as a concept – at least in terms of having a tranny as a sexual partner to get AIDS from….I don’t care if a dude feels the need to get tits, that doesn’t terrify me, whether it is weird or not live it how you want it…that doesn’t affect me…I just don’t want to fuck it…but I guess you do…since 98 percent of tranny porn and tranny JOHNs are straight dudes….sounds pretty queer to me.

Speaking of LQBTQRST, I’ve been seeing a lot of lesbians who look like genderless lesbians, rocking rainbow bags, or rainbow stickers on their lesbian bike helmet, in some weird identifier that reminds me of Nazi Germany….like we don’t already know….don’t insult our intelligence or prejudgement by wearing a rainbow colored neon sign…we already know and we don’t fucking care. Keep it to your damn self….shouldn’t you be off knitting or plastering a wall? Isn’t that what lesbians do?? Who cares…

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Golden Retriever Trying to Get Attention..
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Matrix is Coming Back to Theaters
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World Gravy Wrestle Championships
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One Handed Bucket Drum Roll
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Caylee Cowan – Nipple on Instagram
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Crazy Fountain Lamp
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Kevin Hart is Walking Again
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Puppies Loving a Cat…
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Elon Musk Thinks China’s Richest Man is an Idiot..
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Bebe Rexha Fat Ass on Public Bathroom Floor
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Funny Sports Announcer Weirdness
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Marine Who Said He Wanted to Slaughter Antifa – Has Had His Guns Taken Away
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Hot New Zealand Model of the Day
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Scarjo is Trashy with Gutter Tats…
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Umpire Hit
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Basset Hound Babies VS Towel
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CBD HYPE – IS IT TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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Leo Dicaprios’ GF has Huge Tits in a Bikini Top
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Anna Kendrick Cleavage is ZERO hot
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Zazie Beetz Got Tits
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Beyonce Legs and Cleavage
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Lily Rose Depp Hard Nip
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Rosie Huntington
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Britney Spears at the Mall in Short Shorts
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Teen Lets Class Watch her BONE
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Bolt Ons
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Hot Black Nude
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Michelle Moist…
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When Cheating Goes Wrong
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Two Loads of Piss
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TITTY TALENT
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Never Trust a Cam Girl
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Friday’s Tumblr Porn of the Day
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2019

Sep

Camila Cabello Hard NIpples of the Day

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Camila Cabello with her hard nipples out because she’s exhausted from being a BEARD to Shawn Mendes, who she has a hit song with….

The whole staging a relationship with a gay celeb to commit to some storyline that sells product, seems outdated, a thing of the past….just silly in this era of posting up your daily shit, as in BOWEL MOVEMENT on your social media to show the world how shameless, open an honest you are with your fans…not to mention homo is in, but I guess groupie girls like the fantasy that they will one date Mendes like they were cuban raft drifter Cabello…as they consume their duet like it’s fact…because the audience is clearly still fucking dumb.

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2019

Sep

Cassie Scerbo Twerk of the Day

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Cassie Scerbo from Slumber Party Girls in the CBS children’s music variety series Dance Revolution…wants you to know that TWERKING is still a thing, but then again, she’s 29 and out of touch, doing the twerk like it was 6 years ago, and she wasn’t about to turn 30 and basically fucking expire…

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2019

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence Slutty of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence gargling like she’s just sucked a dirty HPV dick that has eaten too much garlic…you know get that taste out of there….but you’re probably more the kind of pervert who likes to think she’s gargling cum, even if she clearly isn’t…..because of those titties…titties that are straight from the womb of Kate from Drew Carey on her quest to be either an influencer, or a celebrity, as all these girls are doing…only she’s got that mom and dad in the industry to make her seem more interesting than she is. The new generation fucking love when social media accounts have famous relatives, even if it’s some real fucking obscure famous relatives, it’s enough to matter more than those who don’t have that affiliation….

Fun young cleavage though.

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