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2019

28

Aug

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Hot of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is amazing. Huge fan.

I just find her genuinely hot, with a genuinely cunty demeanor that comes when a girl knows she’s hot.

I think her story is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked….only to eventually be cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack…while still going back to modelling and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model….

She’s older now, a mom now, but also a reminder that all bald dudes, even the rich ones, likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness…they fucking squirt all over it….

Which would be nice if girls treated your baldness, you fat unemployed snob…with the same support.

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2019

28

Aug

Daisy Lowe Potential Nipples of the Day

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Daisy Lowe, the love child made from BUSH…..Tranny Fucking Tranny Loving Married to GWEN STEFANI before she found her COUNTRY ROAD Blake Shelton, early to that shitty country music trend, when she should have focused on GOOD country like WILLIE and Kristofferson. These people. I tell ya.

Anyway, Daisy Lowe definitely put a fucking glitch of DOUBT in their happy NO DOUBT love affair when at 18 or 19 she was revealed as his love child, which is code for “no love” child, cuz dude knocked a groupie up and denied it was his….

She was raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and fucking trannies – including GWEN STEFANI….and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission.

CONFUSING, not really….if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…excpet maybe the kid on an emotional level…..

But financially, that money and connections turns her big tits into model tits…..and now she’s old as fuck, still has tits, and the whole thing. BORING.

She looks like total shit, but at least that titty swag is dangling in the wind.

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2019

28

Aug

Emma Roberts Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Here’s some Emma Roberts doing some 80s erotica for all you 80s aerobic masturbators like me.

I am a fan of Emma Roberts and her daddy issues that stem from having Academy Award Winning turned Straight to DVD thespian and COKEHEAD Eric Roberts as her sperm donor…

I think she’s skinny, she’s hot, and whether nepotism got her the career she has, I don’t care, cuz nepotism makes practical and logical sense for me, why hire outsiders when you have perfectly good kids available to do what you need done in a movie, knowing their family and what to expect.

I just hate nepotism when the person doesn’t say “Obviously I got the part, I’m a ROBERTS”…..the pretending it was your own merit is just silly cuz everyone knows that she’s only here cuz of her last name….whether she can carry a part or not is irrelevant…everyone can. Acting isn’t a real skill.

That said, this is American Horror Story season who cares, about an 80s Summer Camp like the movie Sleep Away Camp and I’ve never seen American Horror Story seasons…but I don’t mind the GIF from the trailer..

That said, she’s also hanging with Kristen Steward, doing some research into whether pretending to be a lesbian, since lesbianism isn’t real works as a marketing tactic…

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2019

28

Aug

Sommer Ray Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sommer Ray has 22 million instagram followers because she shows off her fat ass in various slutty workout outfits…working out…like a workout influencer…who probably doesn’t even know how to workout properly…but who knows how to show off her ass properly while pretending to workout properly so that it seems less slutty or shameless even if it is and who cares if it is…have you left the house recently? I have…and it is fucking crazy. No wonder there’s a rape culture happening, how the fuck are dudes to control themselves on a barebones hormonal level…when girls dress like that…it’s not an asking for it situation, but it’s a don’t rely on men to control themselves….even the nicest dude can turn into a predator with one drink and one thonged ass walking around a park late at night…be careful ladies…men are pigs…and you are the content producers giving men what they want…

We are programmed to want to put sperm in women….on an ANIMALISTIC level…and girls are going to be walking around like this, or posing in front of self timer cam to create content for dudes to jerk off to and assume that the same response doesn’t happen in real life…..

So you’ll produce content like this that out of 22 million followers – a lot are jerking off to….and you’ll leave the house like this and not expect the same reaction you’re BEGGING for online….like it’s ok on the internet but not in real life? And if it does happen in real life you blame dudes for not being decent…of course they aren’t decent – they are dudes…and you’ll inspire other girls who want the followers to dress like this who want the the same reaction…who will also complain when men perv or creep on them in person?

The only hope they have is that all dudes have overly masturbated and can’t be horny in public cuz they are all dried up…

Now remember, if you want to be treated like a lady by all people, don’t be an ANUS on INSTAGRAM model…and if you are expect the creeps they are thee majority of your fans.

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2019

28

Aug

AnnaLynne McCord Spread Legs of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…she is the dirt the TOTEM POLE is stuck into….sliding in and out of her and giving her a low level of celebrity that still gets her shot in paparazzi pics….

She was on 90210 the remake no one asked for..one of the early “redos” of old shows no one asked to have redone…and I guess that’s enough to continue half naked bullshit the paparazzi still take pics of becuase they are up against social media, and social media is winning…so bikini pics of irrelevant people is a tactic to offset that…I guess?

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2019

28

Aug

Joey King Got Them Tits On of the Day

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JOEY KING is nominated for an Emmy for playing Gypsy Rose Blanchard, which is one of the weirder stories turned documentary turned JOEY KING VEHICLE to break through to more people than the perverts who liked her in whatever pervert shit she was in before she turned 18….and now at 20…a hot commodity..thanks to the pressure her stage parents put on her and her sister HUNTER KING….cuz some parents are smart enough to turn their STDs into PROFIT….

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2019

28

Aug

Kim Petras Upskirt of the Day

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Kim Petras is some german pop singer who is having an UPSKIRT MOMENT as they call them…flashing what look like the thickest pair of underwear….

In the last three days, I’ve seen girls on the street, maybe the back to school college crowd, girls in JEAN shorts that were thinner fabric, exposing more pussy, that were worn as shorts and not under a skirt…and I don’t leave the house.

So I don’t consider his an actual upskirt. Unless there’s a pussy meat sandwich happening, this upskirt is not an upskirt…we are evolved as a people where we need LABIA to make an upskirt happen, otherwise it’s just some bitch in way too much protective clothing.

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2019

28

Aug

Nadine Velazquez Bikini of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is some near 40 years old Puerto Rican from Chicago who I would assume fucked her way into celebrity thanks to a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him in 2011….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing…..

But that would be seen as racist, that only a hot Puerto Rican can make it by sucking dick…

To that I say, if you’re gonna suck dick, it might as well be the dick of someone who can give you the best possible, easiest fucking, life…cuz any other dick would be selling your mouth short…and it’s really not a race thing, I am sure Puerto Ricans make it in the world without sex work, I mean they are Americans after all, and they aren’t all whores who take slutty pics of themselves in their 40s cuz it is all they know..

So that fucking her way to wherever she is, is specific commentary to THIS bitch, not based on her ethnicity, cuz I see one COLOR…WHORE COLOR…not skin color…either you’re a whore who sexualizes herself or commoditizes herself for personal gain….OR you aren’t…

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2019

28

Aug

Naked Running Lady Gets Tased and Other Videos of the Day

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Amazing TRUST Fail

Naked Dude Who Just Killed Three People…

Druk VS K9 Challenge

Swing Ride Fail

Cop Swerving

Smart Criminal Forgets her Kid a Scene of the Crimee

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2019

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always feel initially surprised when I see a trashy mom in spandex pants, a sports bra, rocking prison tats doing some back to school shopping with her illegitimate kid….or really any slutty mom of any socioeconomic background….whether in line at the welfare office…or lunching at a trendy restaurant after her private pilates class…..

Forgetting that if she’s been pregnant, she’s a ho for sho….you know cum up in her, dripping out of her, some sticking….whether she looks like the kind of girl who had one too many abortions that she had to have the kid…or it was family planning to trap a rich dude….women…including your mom…is a fucking pervert….a creampie loving pervert…

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