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2012

01

Jun

Georgia Salpa’s Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t really care to know who Georiga Salpa is….because you see I know who my wife is…almost at a cellular level…and that hasn’t done much good for me…if anything it has contributed to all that is wrong in my life….but then again my wife doesn’t look like this…..and if she did…I’d probably be more tolerant for her disgusting….including today’s attempt to get donut poisoning on National Donut day…something I encourgage like I was the national fast food chains who are making food that kill for their bottom like sales….because her death, is my gain…..from freedom, to some insurance policy….to never having to fuck a pile of shit woman again….inspiring me to buy 3 dozen today….with a smile….

Here’s Salpa’s hot tits, hot body in a bikini, even though she’s a nobody.


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2012

01

Jun

Melanie Sykes Underwear Twitter Pic of the Day

Here is vampire Melanie Sykes who claims to be 41, but based on the fact she has no reflection in the mirror, I’m gonna assume she’s 400 and/or dead.

I have no idea who she is, where she is from, what her deal is, or why people even notice that she’s posting half naked pics of her ripped body….clearly as a cry for attention so that people know who she is…and idiots like me pick up the story to share with idiots like you in step it up and stomp the tard kinda way….whatever that means…

I’d google her, but it is Friday and I’d rather stare at the hot ass trying on clothes in front of me/in the apartment across the street that I have my creep on for…but don’t worry it is not as creepy as the gay porn star from down the street who kills people on the internet….but creepy to the girl if she ever caught me and realized I’ve been doing it for years!

Posted in:Melanie Sykes

2012

01

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Twitter Bathing Suit Top of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this bathing suit picture that I assume is of herself to twitter…revolutionizing the whole self-shot duck face in front of a mirror for your myspace profile picture…into something even more fucking self involved cuz it involves photographers, lavish scenery, and a production crew to make it perfect…..taking it to a whole new level of vanity that is a little obnoxious, but still hot, cuz it is her life…but I think it’s be a little more fun to see a little more personality…cuz we all know the bitch is hot…she can afford to make stupid faces, show off her food baby after a big meal, or do other things mocking her hotness….it would make me like her more….even though I like her just fine…..thanks to being superficial as fuck….and not too interested in personality….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

01

Jun

Natasha Poly Full Frontal in Vouge of the Day

This model… Natasha Poly …is really fucking hot….

She’s Russian…her real last name is….Polevshchikova…wonder why she changed it….

Her modeling career peaked when she was 15, but has since blossomed into a willingness to get naked….and seeing a bitch get naked for fashion is as good as seeing a bitch naked….which is pretty fucking good…especially when you can STUDY HER LABIA MINORA AS IT POKES OUT OF HER MAJORA….….something Vogue Paris didn’t pull through on today…but you can still see some bush and bush is fucking great…except when it is president.

Posted in:Natasha Poly|NSFW|Photos

2012

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just posted a picture of my dog’s boner to instagram:

-> DRUNKENSTEPFATHER <- Search/Follow/Like. Working on making it to the popular page...you know to compensate for my inadequacies of never being popular...except maybe with women...cuz women are easy to convince to give you blowjobs....especially the caliber of women I get blow jobs from.... Smoke bath salts no heroin. In love everyday...Here are some links...

How To: Pick Up a Cheerleader
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Samantha Steele Is Perfect Replacement for Erin Andrews
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Free Cam Shows, Because Friday Should Be Easy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Francia Raisa’s Yoga Pants
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Spill Proof Beer is the Beer of the Future
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German Amateur Gets Herself Off
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The 20 Hottest Celebrities on Pinterest
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2012

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I need more pussy to take pictures of for Instagram.

Consider this a casting call for all bitches everywhere – of all shapes and sizes – cuz Instagram has become the only interesting thing to do on the internet

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Twitter is dead.

Just today I didn’t bother tweeting about how I jerked of to Susan Boyle…cuz I know no one cares….

Real life conversations re dead. I tried talking to a girl last night and woulda been way more into texting her instead…that way she woulda stayed interesting.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Some Italian Model Named Claudia Romani in a Hot Bikini
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Of Course That Retarded Honey Boo Boo Chile Kid From TLC Is Getting Her Own Reality Show
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20 Hot Bitches Who Could be Bond Girl
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TEAM USA POSING IN VOGUE!
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Wet Tits for Instagram
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10,000 Dollar Car Runs on Air
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I Like a Poor, Dirty, Dying Anne Hathaway in the 1800s singing a Susan Boyle hit…It is my new very limited content fetish….
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Gallery: The 15 Craziest Reality TV Makeovers
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Katharine McPhee Red Hot Bikini Pictures
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Would Somebody Just Do Us All a Favor and Murder Justin Bieber
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Here’s One Thing You’ve Never Seen Done to a Sex Doll
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True Love Prevails: Hugh Hefner And Crystal Harris Are Back Together
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How About a Slutty Striptease? – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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Sexy Babysitter is Caught on Camera
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20 Sports Hotties Who Could Be Bond Girls
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Jamie Lawson From Small Wonder Is Living Under A Bridge
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Danielle FTV as a Brunette in Public
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Kelly Brooke Rides a Bike
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This Babe Does Jumping Jacks For You to Jack Off To
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Julianne Hough See-Thru? You Decide
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Charlize Theron is a Godess
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Kim Kardashian is on All Fours
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A Little Bit of Ashley Greene
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Leanna Decker Has Got a Great Rack
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Family Feud: “Something That Can Never Be Long Enough” Answer! [Video]
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Melisa and Celina Get It On
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Hustler In Trouble For Putting Fake Dick In S.E. Cupp’s Mouth
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Taylor Swift Short Shorts
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I Dont Know Who Georgia Salpa is But I’m in Love With Her
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Insane Truck Crash! – VIDEO
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Casper Smart Tattooed Jennifer Lopez’s Name on His Penis
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Kristen Stweart is Proud We All Get to See Her Tits
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Jennifer Love HEwitt’s Ironic T
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Anthony Bourdain’s Got a New Show on CNN
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Sexually Harassment Parrot
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Cambodian Kids Can’t Speak English and it is Funny to Laugh At their War Torn Poverty Striken Retardation
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Nicole Scherzinger Shows Us What A Whore Can Accomplish In Life
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner Show Off Their Jail Bait Titties In Hawaii
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One of the Best Baseball Catches
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Possibly The GREATEST pic of Sophia Vergara that never was.
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Looking up the ass of Erin Heatherton
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Timelapse of a Golf Course for You Golf Fuckers
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Stacy Keibler in Self Magazine
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25 Biggest Party Animals Sports
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Snooki is Slowly Turning Into a Pregnant Monster
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Chloe Moretz is a Teen in Flaunt!
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Amazing Trampolinee Wall Tricks
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Fatima Torre Hot as Fuck for Some Spic Mag
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Deepika Padukone Hot in Vogue
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Krisen Stewart and Charlize Theron in Interview
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Mischa Barton in L’Officiel Magazine
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Shirley Manson from Garbage does a Nylon Party
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Raven Symone is a Fat Lesbian
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Olga Kurylenko is in Vogue Russia
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Candice Swanepoel Topless in Lush
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Sabine Jemeljanoval Amazing Topless in Zoo
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Janina Gavankar – Legs
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Jessica Hart Half Naked For Simons
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Hot Nurse Fetish
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Many Random Porn Vids
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Eating Pussy on the Beach
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2012

31

May

Julianne Hough’s Spread in Underwear of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Julianne Hough or her attempt to crossover into mainstream acting after a career as a professional dancer that annoys me cuz it doesn’t involve stripping – the only professional dancing I acknowledge….cuz it is bouncing on my dick while titties are in hand at 10 dollars a song…

I just think it is funny that bitch is spread in Interview….rocking a position her “boyfriend” Ryan Secrest gets grossed out in seeing and when she is in this position he asks her to close her legs… cuz he’s more into Dick….Clarke….if you know what I mean…and you do…

Posted in:Julianne Hough|Photos

2012

31

May

Camille Rowe Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

I’m a big fan of model Camille Rowe…..and I’ve seen her naked before…I’ve done some POSTS ON HER TITTIES BEFORE ….and luckily Terry Richardson took some nude pics of her and her amazing Euro Bush I want to shave off and make into a beaver pelt hat like this was the prospecting time of our founding fathers….or at least roll it up into a ball and use it for orgasming aim….I’m luxurious like that…even though I love bush when it on a bitch…especially when the bitch is a young new model willing to get naked for photographers to further their place in the industry…seriously….

Posted in:Camille Rowe|NSFW

2012

31

May

Stella Hudgens Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

This is a picture 16 year old Stella Hudgens posted to her twitter….I assume it is of her young teen bikini body….you know dabbling in her sister’s marketing strategy but not fully committing…

Vanessa Hudgens’ legal team claim her nudes are from when she was 17…possibly giving us hope that this bitch steps her game up in the next year…cuz you can’t let your furry little monkey of a sister out perform you….you know you can’t let her take all the glory….you have to be the one who steps it up and fucks on camera….it is the only way….when trying to pave your own way in this world……

I don’t know if she’s even hot…all girls look better laying down….

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2012

31

May

Courtney Stodden Takes Off Her Shirt for Youtube of the Day

I may hate Courtney Stodden or at least the fact that people pay attention to her and publish her staged stupidity like she was Heidi Montag at her peak….I may hate that this porn looking trash isn’t doing porn…but is instead pretending to be 16 and married to some barely a celebrity….when she should be doing porn….I may hate fake hair, shitty fake its, and this cheesy stripper look cuz it feels so dated by at least 10 years…back when Stodden got into the game at the age of 20….but I can’t hate the fact that she’s an attention whore….seeking attention by sleazing up…slutting out…and taking off her shirt on youtube…It’s so obvious and low level and thus so fucking amazing…..

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2012

31

May

Bar Refaeli Half Naked in Esquire Czech of the Day

Bar Refaeli is Half Naked in Esquire Czech….which is probably better for her Jewish ass than it was for her ancestors in Czech during the second world war when the German’s occupied Czech….leading to far less fun loving, summery bikini pics of top models…and more mass genocide….I mean unless you consider the condition of her vagina and all the variety of cock she’s absorbed in it…from Leonardo DiCaprio to snowboarder/skateboarder Shaun White…making you think shit could very well be a concentration camp of it’s own…luckily it is under bikini bottom wraps….so we don’t have to exerience the horror….no wait….that isn’t lucky…that’s my kind of luck which isn’t luck at all cuz wanna see her twat….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

31

May

Rihanna Hot in Esquire of the Day

I did a post on RIHANNA TOPLESS IN JUNE’S ESQUIRE already….but I just came across the rest of the pics and the video….and since I am a fan of Rihanna partially naked because I think she is hot…I like that now that she has made it and the industry works for her, she’s embraced her slut roots….and that is amazing….more girls should take her lead….and will cuz she is an icon to little girls everywhere….good times to come…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

31

May

stepNEWS of the Day

The world has gone nuts….seriously….from zombie face eating to gay porn stars killing people in video….it is the apocalypse…I hope you’ve been practicing your hand to hand combat….here are some other clips…

Man Rams Taco Bell Over Missing Tacos
Huber Heights, Ohio police say just after Midnight Michael Smith pulled into the drive-thru with his girlfriend and ordered a combo meal. “He was already peeling his tires, being cute whatever he was on, and came through got his food. We forgot a taco. We realized we forgot it,” said Kristen Winans. She says in minutes Smith came back for his $.99 taco and gave workers a verbal lashing. “He was very sarcastic and rude.” She says she was apologetic and tried to fix the order. “We’re sorry pull forward. We’ll get that to you. He peeled all the way through the drive-thru to our window and snatched his taco.” said Winans.


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Teenager Abandoned By Father For Getting A Bad Grade
A Montgomery County A 16 year old was forced to pack her bag and get in the car. Her father, 47 year old Tuan Huynh was kicking her out of the house. All for getting a bad grade on a calculus test.

Houston man suing Wal-Mart for thinking he was a thief
Henry Daniels is suing a Houston area Wal-Mart for accusing him of being a thief when trying to return a vacuum cleaner.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

31

May

Candice Swanepoel Topless for LUSH of the Day

I love Candice Swanepoel….if you read this site…you already know I’d eat her HIGH AIDS RATE CUZ SHE’S FROM SOUTH AFRICA as it drips down her leg….cuz she’s just that good….but you probably don’t read this site…no one does…making me wonder why I am writing this….oh right…out of excitement that Candice Swanepoel consistently models topless…making her a relevant model I can endorse….who doesn’t just go prude for corporate photoshopped nipple Victoria’s Secret Garbage….good South African…..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW

2012

31

May

Emily Ratajkowski Naked as Fuck by Jonathan Leder of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is some barely there actor…who is luckily fucking amazing looking and has a rocking body that she shows off in hipster photos cuz these hipster bitches love getting naked…and I love looking…especially when they are built like Emily Ratajkowski….

I like her so much that I reached out to get her to model for me…on my dick….but she never answered….which reminds me that the problem with hipster bitches…other than dressing like grandmas…is that they are snobby as fuck…and only like what others tell them to like…even though that’s against their ironic way of life…unless that irony…is all part of it..I’m so confused…I’m gonna regroup staring at her tits.

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