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2019

16

Aug

Jordyn Jones Tight Leggings of the Day

Jordyn Jones Is very important

This is her very important picture of her ass.

Some people may say that this is shameless, because it is. Girl is straight up saying “my ass looks cute, may delete later”…cuz like all these girls she’s a narcissist vain fuck who competing with other girls equally whoring out…doing the same thing..also loving their asses…thinking they have the best asses out there and the good news is that a lot of asses are good asses not all asses are good asses though. So any excuse to show ass. The more ass the better it is for us perverts…

So thanks Jordyn Jones is bringing the pervert low hanging fruit smut to us perverts who appreciate it.

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2019

16

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Interview Mag of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Is zero ducking interesting in her existence on social media. Just a bottom feeding kardashian leach who was able to get divirginized by Bieber cuz she looked like Bieber and he likes the idea of fucking himself like he was Usher. Full of herpes.

The fact that she can leverage being married to him, like a good Christian, despite being a garbage Christian, totally horrible for society and totally a contradiction of the bible or Ten Commandments as she spent years trying to be a false idol, just that vain. But clearly people believe her lies and hype and they interview her…

What the fuck does Hailey Baldwin have to offer the world with her insight…nothing…so why is the media wasting resources on her? Cuz the media is low level trash that lives for low level trash to get clicks to sell to advertisers…which I guess I do too, I am a bootleg version of them, the hailey Baldwin of media…only I don’t suck her dick…I see her and I know she’s garbage.

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2019

16

Aug

Sofia Richie Panty Flash of the Day

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Sofia Richie is out with the Kardashians on some Kardashian journey into the depths of hell disguised as rich, luxury, media empire owning garbage.

She is the cast member on the show, who has been in the process of muppeteering herself harder than Jim Hensen…because it’s part of the employee perks…some people get health Insureance, the Kardashian give you fillers…

The whole thing is a lame, Boring, uninteresting pile of clickbait fake news shit… But at least she’s not an official Kardashian. Just some new used up blood to promote, leverage and utilize their bullshit.

It amazes me that people Caden about the Kardashians, but it doesn’t amaze me that this rich kid is jumping on it. It’s the best press you can get…and that is what is wrong with America.

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2019

16

Aug

January Jones At it Again of the Day

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January Jones The single mother is back with some clickbait on Instagram because that is where the lazy girls who like being jacked off to so bad that the sperm ends up knocking them up so hard from all that sperm that they don’t know who the baby daddy is.

Keeping the dream alive at middle age. Gross sure but any attention seeker is.

They just don’t realize it.

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Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2019

16

Aug

Muslim Uses her Muslim Gear to Steal – Then Flashes and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Woman VS Car

Woman Takes Bear for a Swim

Head Injury of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Social media is a softcore porn site – but everyone on it gets offended by fucking everything…everything is a trigger warning as they post pics of their tits/ pussy definition / thong wearing asses.

I find it confusing messaging….but not really that weird cuz people are full of shit, in denial and don’t realize that they are a walking contradiction….they are phoney fucks, entitled fucks, pretend they are artist fucks, that they know what’s up, that they are original, but all the same, all while posing in basically Playboy shoots on their iphones on a Tuesday….only to post political shit they’re uneducated asses no anyting about, but it makes their asses feel more purposeful, plus they’ve been encouraged all their lives with this inclusion shit, they don’t even know they aren’t informed, they think they are the most informed.

World is nuts but mainly because of the shit we’ll endure for some slutty pics of young sluts with hot bodies…

Some links…

Woman Losing her Mind at Planet Fitness
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Giant Parasite Removal – Terrifying – But I need one for my Fat Wife
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Monetizing Miley Release Song About Break-Up and Apparently People Care
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200 Kidneys Donated to a Hospital
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Kristen Wigg Engaged – Do People Care?
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Red Carpet Bullshit
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Robot Wars
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We’ve Got a Farter
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Parents Get Son BMW, He Pushes in Canal Cuz He Wanted a Jaguar
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You’re Perverts so Here’s a Bunch of Masturbating Girls
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2019

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls always assume you’re being a pervert creep.

It is programmed in their minds.

It’s like just because I’m walking behind you and keeping up with you despite my obesity, thighs rubbing together, emphysema, and overall poor condition, doesn’t mean I am perving.

Just because I’m using my phone to film your ass isn’t cuz of the way you fill your shorts with your ass. I do that on all my walks, to see where I’ve been….

I jerk off to it, whether you’d be in it or not….

It’s pretty much a coincidence, maybe you’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time…maybe I’m the victim being targeted but instead of taking ownership of themselves they cry creepy pervert following me….Typical entitled women in their over sexualized outfits ruining lives…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Holy Water on Ass in Bali – Influencer of the Day
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Granny Gets Wrecked on Weed
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V12 Tank Engine
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Drunk Dude Throws Dart at Girlfriend’s Eye
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Chrisley’s Dad and Brother are Trying to Extort her with a Sex Tape – HUH?
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Use the Right Tool for the Job
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Dove Cameron Pokies…
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Maya James Bday Cleavage
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Mike Tyson Smokes 40k a Month of Weeed
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Ambrosio Pokies
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Dumb Art of the Day
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Rise and Fall of Blackberry
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The Crowd in Philly Taunted the Cops…while theey were being Shot..
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Stallone’s Daughter is a Pig
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Only Guy on a Delta Flight
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John Mayer Got a Stalker
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What Happens when the Queen Dies
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Kaley Cuoco Doesn’t Livee with her Husband
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Handful of Baby Snakes
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Lima is Looking like a Bargain Basement Version of herseelf
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Katharine McPhee Fucks Old Men
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Sign Destroyer
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Hong Kong VS Protestors
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Dead Veteran Found 4 Days after Dying – IN A CARE FACILITY
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GIRLS TO FUCK …
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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Dua Lipa Slutty Tube Top
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Jeessica Parker Kennedy Cleavage
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Tisdale in a Dress and Tight Shirt
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Old Models in Ibiza
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Bella Thorne in Shorts…
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Montana Tucker Legs
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Jenna Dewan – Weird Tits
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Lily Collins – Hot and Skinny
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Marla Got Tittis
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Kim Garner Thong Bikini
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Ambrosio Hard Nips
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NUDE CELEBS
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From stepSMUT!!

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SLUTS Just Wanna Fuck…
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Tumblr Porn of the Day – TUMBLR Is Perverted…
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6 Awesome Sex Acts
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Naked Festival Girls
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Russian Naked Rocker Girl….
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Big Tits do the Splits
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DEEPTHROAT
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Slutty Amateur
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Instagram Looking Bitch Getting Fucked in Instagram Looking Videeo
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Slutty Girls Flashing in Cars
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Poolside Pussy
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Nude Black Looking Chick
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RootBEERING
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Attack of the Tits
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Beach Volleyball Sluts
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Taking The Panties Off
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2019

15

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Found her Tits of the Day

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BIG TITTY NEWS….

This just in (19 hours ago on her instagram) Vanessa Hudgens has found her tits…

Long gone are the days of weird tits in nude selfies…cuz these fuckers look round.

That’s all I have to say about that.

That’s been BIG TITTY NEWS….from the TITTY Surveyor of the Internet…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2019

15

Aug

Kristin Cavallari Topless of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari was on Laguna Beach, she didn’t do The Hills, which was the show all her co-stars got rich from, because she was an egotistical cunt who thought she was the most important on the show, and that she could distance herself from the show, and become an actual celebrity from the show, you know legitimize herself…and it didn’t work out so well, she crawled back to the show the last season, too little too late…so she married a rich athlete, the American dream for a lot of these all-american basic whores…and she gets to spend her time as a slutty influencer mom blogger on instagram posting up weirdo white suburban mom smut…straight from the SLUMS of rich / white / christian / mall shopping / lack of soul or substance or cultue…Orange County…but at last they have Disney. The happiest place on earth…besides the women’s changing room at the local college after cheerleading practice….a cliche maybe, but Debbie Does Dallas inspired me in the 80s and that will forever be my safe space….

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2019

15

Aug

Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Monaghan is not the girl from Lost but she is a reminder that at least one dude reads the site because when I wrongfully identified her as a girl from Lost someone emailed me to tell me I mis-gendered her…I didn’t give her the right pronoun…I was confusing her for some other equally useless celebrity garbage…

This is some content of her self produced photoshoots, so you know she thinks she looks awesome in them otherwise she wouldn’t post it., and I guess she’s not fat so that’s someting, but she is old, so it cancels the fat thing out….

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