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2012

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was falling in love with a blonde girl with a hot ass in tight jeans in the grocery store who was very excited they were running a Dairy Queen promotion. She was with some balding black guy who I assume has polluted her and I wasn’t able to follow them home – so I’ll never see her again…and that really sucks for my stalking ego…I am usually better at these kinds of things…I’m getting old, tired and too fat the climb fire escapes to watch girls shower and I’ve lost my spark unable to prioritize my chase….End of an era…..I guess I’ll just stick to INTERNET CREEPING

Here are some links!

Fun at the Pheonix Suns Half Time Show – VIDEO
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2012 NFL Mock Draft: Wives and Girlfriends Version
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love I Promise
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Marie Claude is Super Sexy
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Korean Soccer Fans Are Smarter Than You and Me
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Beyonce Banished Kim Kardashian Hahahahah
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Only the Best
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Tattooed Slut Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Limbless Man Plans on Swimming Around the World. Wait, What?
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2012

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m here to help….not in a gay way….click the links….

Tyra Banks Huge Tits
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Say Hello to the Victoria’s Secret Angles of 1979
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Gotta Love It
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Kim Kardashian Plays Basketball in a Tight Fucking Dress
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The Top Hottest Trannies of All Time
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Mariah Carey Photoshopped Hard for Shape
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Who has the worst haircut in the NBA??
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Snake Prank Worked!
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Mischa Barton Shows Off Her Magical Cleavage. WTF?!
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The History Of Token White Characters In Black Movies
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Sara Jean Underwood Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness
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Heidi Klum Is Naked In Bodypaint For Something
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Alana is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Renee Olstead Super Cleavage
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Stephanie Yellowhair is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows. Awwwwhh Yeaaah!
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This Slut is Playing With Her Toy and Her Pussy
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The 25 Sexiest Female Fighters
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JoJo See-Thru Top With Pasties
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Who is Mila Kunis is the Biggest Mystery Since Where in the World is Carmen San Diego
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The Biggest Vagina in Porn? Maybe
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What’s Faker, Her Nails Or Her Tits
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The Publicists, I Mean, The People Have Spoken! Beyonce Is The World’s Most Beautiful Woman!
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Courtney Stodden Wears Cleavage-Baring Bikini & Tutu For Sporty Beach Day (PHOTOS)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Is That Annoying Chick…
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Bra Busters Maggie Green and Jana Defi
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Girl Falls Through the Street in China – Insane
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Heidi Klum Body Painted
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Sports Couples That Should Die
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Ali Lohan Looks Like a Fucking Man – With Hard Nipples!
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Aerobic Asses – In GIF Form
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Amanda Bynes is a Fucking Mess
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Behati Prinsloo 4 Victoria’s Secret
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Sorry But You Are Not Rihanna – VIDEO
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Woman Arrested For Attacking Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Her After A Night Of Drinking
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Here’s a Cuple of Young Exciting Lezzies
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Beware The Killer Toxic Sex Toy
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Super Hot Tasha Reign Masturating Video
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Playmate Katie Vernola’s Sexy Shoot
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I Love a Sexy Girl in Denim
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Kendall Jenner Rocks Skanky-Ho Ripped Leggings At LAX!
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I Love When Slutty Teens Get Together on the Web Cam
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Sexy as Always
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Some Mila Kunis Outtakes
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The Octomom’s House is Fucking Filthy and Disgusting and Here is Some Photos
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Ridiculously Awesome Legs, Part XXVII
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The history of token white characters in black movies
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Don’t Tase me Bro
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Would You Bang This Chick?
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This Fat Cat Needs a Home
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Mollie King Shows Off Her Legs
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Cute Blonde Fisting Herself
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A Whole Lot of Kayden Kross
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A Whole Lot of Playboy Playmates
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India Reynolds Super Strip for Nuts
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We Have a Great Porn Forum
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Amazing Porno Link Dump we Call the smutMEET!
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Some Girl Jerks Off a Strangers Cock
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How I Spend my Nights
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2012

25

Apr

Mila Kunis Ass in Leggings of the Day


I find Mila Kunis amazing to look at. She’s probably the top girl in Hollywood as far as I’m concerned but I am tired of hearing losers whine about her fucking Ashton Kutcher, because they don’t know the bitch, and really who fucking cares who she’s fucking, it’s not like you’re a fucking candidate to visit her twat or something….this kind of behvior always weirds me out…..

Sure, Ashton Kutcher is fucking annoying, he blocked me on Twitter in the beginning of Twitter along with one other dude, because he clearly has no sense of humor or good taste..takes life too seriously….proven by that whole Demi Moore bullshit….but more importantly proven everytime his successful ass opens its annoying fucking mouth…..

But you know what, it is very possible that Mila Kunis sucks as a fucking human. Lots of good looking girls are lame and like lame guys who do lame things cuz they have no personality and no idea what’s up. It is very possible that she’s not funny, interesting, cool, she could easily be a bitch who always looks at herself in the mirror talking about hollywood and other uninteresting drivel that you would hate….you see cuz the Mila you think you know and love is a fucking character idiot….

It is very possible that her and Ashton Kutcher are equally fucking idiots who lucked out cuz the producer of 70s show was a pedophile who like underage kids with model like faces….who found love 10 years later cuz they came up together and get each other like no one else gets them who want to fuck…..meant to be together…true asshole love….

What we can hope for is that Mila Kunis got AIDS from Culkin who got it from Michael Jackson and sharing needles with street kids when he was all tormented in the 90s, that she gives to Ashton Kutcher when fucking during a Demi who banged everyone to get a career cuz she was ugly, herpes outbreak…because Ashton Kutcher HIV Positive makes him more tolerable knowing he is suffering….

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

25

Apr

Courtney Stodden Still Trying of the Day


35 year old Courtney Stodden hired the paparazzi to follow her to the beach where she staged an obvious and barely creative photoshoot proving yet again that even the lowest quality – bottom of the cum filled bucket pornstars have more talent at posing than she does…..it is all part of her stripper plan to be famous by using some dude from Lost and pretending she was 16 making a scandal that was the clever part of her campaign but that has pretty much gone down hill since…

She’s not hot, her implants are shit, she’s boring and obvious, and is the kind of bitch you think you want to fuck until shooting her then yourself on your way to Walgreens cuz she has that affect on you….

I don’t find this enertaining, she’s Shauna Sand without the nudity or elegant, subltle, natural beauty, but I am posting it anyway, blame the white bikini for that…

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2012

25

Apr

Beyonce Pays to be Named Most Beautiful Woman in the World of the Day

We learned last year that People Magazine editorial titles can be bought by celebrities like J.Lo, who want the title of “Most Beautiful Woman”….especially when the person who wants it is some spoiled cunt celebrity who is powerful as fuck in the industry and probably has the best lawyers and publicists and strong attachment to key advertisers who together have the ability to say “Make my client he most beautiful woman or you don’t get anymore exclusives on any of my clients and we’ll pull the Cover Girl ad, you hear me, People Magazine, we fucking own you”…..

Well it has happened again….this time with equally annoying Beyonce…..exciting.

Posted in:Beyonce

2012

25

Apr

Eva Longoria’s See Through and Camel Toe of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t matter…I mean I don’t remember the last time I heard from her…. (VICTORIA BECKHAM GRABBING HER TIT IN FEBRUARY)…mainly cuz I try to block her out for being a disgrace to Mexicans everywhere by not embracing the Mexican culture but instead embracing the cunt rich white culture that hires Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour….because that’s just what spoiled first generation immigrant kids do…they hate being different, try to fit in, and do it in the most annoying way, not respecting that daddy dug a tunnel under the border before her cunt unappreciative, materialistic, suburban raised ass was born. It just irritates me…..unless she’s showing off bra and rocking cameltoe…an after effect of fucking / marrying a 7 foot tall black dude I’m sure.


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2012

25

Apr

Phoebe Price’s Titties Eat Lunch Cuz She’s Got Nothing Else Going On of the Day

In today’s totally irrelevant…god knows who the fuck she is….but I’m friends with her on Facebook and she pays the paparazzi to take pics of her that the media produces cuz after her dad died of cancer she got an inheritance that allowed her to go to LA and live the good life unemployed…pretending to be relevant…..

A useless celebrity that isn’t a celebrity cuz 99 percent of people have never heard of her or her quest to fame that didn’t involve a sex tape like the other no name idiots who are famous for nothing and make 40,000,000 a year doing nothing….

Phoebe just scrambles…for the cheap media attention showing up places other celebs are….and makes a full time job out of it…..

The best she fucking does is posts cleavage on facebook….excepet the other day when SHE FLASHED HER INVISIBLE NIPPLE IN A BIKINI ….20 years too late old lady…

Here’s her cleavage you don’t care about and can’t jerk off to that I’m jost posting cuz I am in her trap and into seeing her dark pink and orange topped labia.

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2012

25

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I am hooked on the idiots who make up the sepNEWS everyday…I want to visit each and every one of them – especially the cow who does McDonalds drive-thrus….a firs hey thought he was out looking for his mom before McDonalds got her….but realized that 100 percent beef is actually not beef from actual cows…or local beef…shit’s imported and sketchy as fuck….

Here’s the stepNEWS….with other great stories!

Cow Wanders Into McDonald’s Drive Thru
A cow in Colorado broke free from it’s pen and made it’s way to a McDonald’s drive thru, surprising the employees.

Teenager Mistook Raccoon For Dog
A teenager is Delaware County is undergoing treatment for rabies. It happened inside a home along the 100-block of Summit Avenue in Upper Darby. A teenage girl woke up and thought the dog was nipping at her leg. It turns out it wasn’t a dog at all but a raccoon that made its way into the house and into the bedroom.

Town Outraged Over Racial Obama Sign
Many locals in Paulding County, Georgia are outraged by a sign that uses a racial slur to refer to President Obama, which is posted outside a bar.

Guitar Allegedly Used in Fatal Beating
Police say a Central Texas man has been accused of using a guitar to beat his neighbor to death at the victim’s apartment.

Peep Shows Now Outlawed In Maryland Town
Neighbors upset with the flow of traffic and showing of adult films violated new zoning laws and shut down the peep shows at an adult book store.

New York City Introduces Catcalling App
A new phone app encourages women to report lewd catcalls and inappropriate behavior the encounter in the street with a $20,000 grant from the city of New York to support the app’s development.

Bank Robber Throws Money Out Window
A robber hit a bank in Northwest Indiana on Friday, and then led police on a high speed chase with money flying all over the road.

17 arrested in Daytona Beach prostitution sting
Seventeen people were arrested during a two-day prostitution sting in Daytona Beach.

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2012

25

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Kayley Cuoco would be better off not posting bikini pics of her sitting as her gut hangs over her bikini like a drunk mom at a resort who hasn’t done a situp since before she had the kids, but she sure has taken a liking to booze, cake, pie and all things that give her a moment of pleasure in the hell life she’s designed for herself…not that Kaleye Cuoco’s life is hell, she’s on a huge show about nerds, where she plays the hot chick, who has leniency in her hotness, cuz lets face it, nerds don’t care if your stomach is toned….but I do…you pig.

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2012

25

Apr

Dora Yoder Naked and in Gas Mask for Purple of th Day

AMAZING PHOTOGRAPHER AND NEW BEST FRIEND BRAD ELTERMAN posted some hot naked pics of model Dora Yoder who you probably haven’t heard of, but I have, because I keep track of all the LA hipsters willing to get naked for attention, that they hope lead to bigger and better things, especially when they are as hot as Dora Yoder because I love hot naked girls…who let you take pics of their hot naked bodies….especially when then photoshoot is on a pile of dirt and bitch is in a gas mask….with caution tape on her pussy like a warning that she has herpes in some fetishy fashion shit I love…especially since I am going to try to take Dora Yoder on a lunch date in the near future…in efforts to make her my wife…..before she gets too famous to answer my loving messages on facebook like this one I just sent

Dora…I want to explore your pussy…then explore your asshole….then make a kids show about the experience….called Explorer of Dora….

You see charm and genius like tha just can’ be bought, or taught…it is natural and instinctive pathetic efforts that get me ignored.

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2012

25

Apr

Behati Prinsloo Just Cavalli Runway Nipples from 2008 of the Day

Here is a life lesson….it doesn’t matter when the nipple picture was taken, what matters is that the nipple picture was taken..

Thanks to photography, the internet, being an eager entry levele model doing whatever it takes to get work and move up the ladder to ultimately sell her soul to Victoria’s Secret, her 2008 nipple on the runway lives on forever..not that when it happened matter cuz I’m looking at them today….

Simple logic for a complex world…

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2012

25

Apr

Hannah Simone In Her Place of the Day

Hanna Simone was apparently a hot host on Much Music, Canada’s MTV before MTV entered Canada and now both exist happily together, owned by the same company, in Canadian Media….

I’ve never seen her, or more importantly, never had my way with her when she was drunk and I was slipping roofies in her drink….cuz the nice thing about Canadian Media is that these idiots get paid 30k a year at the most and that makes them easy to bring home to fuck, unlike America hosts, who make 30 million dollars a year, and are too busy getting serviced by lady boys imported from South America, I’m talking to you Seacrest Out.

Well, I guess this Hannah bitch realized that Canadian TV sucks and doesn’t pay the fucking rent, so she got herself on some show called New Girl with fat, annoying, overrated Zooey Deschanel where I guess she plays the hot girl….

And with that comes other opportunities, like stripping down for Esquire’s In Her Place feature, where she gets in her underwear in her place….

Her body doesn’t impress, but she’s got a nice face, which in my world is irrelevant cuz she’d be utilized on all fours with her face in the pillow….but enough about me -here are the pics.

Posted in:Hannah Simone

2012

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Helping girls sext their boyfriends or guys they are fucking when they aren’t fucking me….always makes me feel gay….but for some reason at least once a day a girl writes me a sleazy as fuck message asking me if they should send it to the guy they are fucking or if it is too hot….and all I’m thinking is why the fuck aren’t they fucking sending shit to me…when did I become the consultant of these things instead of the receiving end of these things….shit is worse than a fucking hangover…

Now That’s What I Call a Close Call – VIDEO
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The 25 Sexiest Female Fighters
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Free Cam Shows, Awwww Yeaaaa
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I’d Like to Be All Over Taylor
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This New Born Baby is Flipping Off His Dad
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This Mila Kunis / Ashton Kutcher Thing is Actually Happening. Jesus.
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Live Cam Shows. Gotta Love It
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Naughty Girlfriend Fucks Her Pussy – VIDEO
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“Keeping Up With the Kardashians” Renewed For 3 More Years. Oh Good.
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2012

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sure, not enough girls sext with me – but those who do….are pretty fucking perfect…..I’m in a hangover from some hot fucking pussy pics just sent to me by a 19 year old.

Sure….the site may not make me money or bring me fame…but shit gets me hotter pussy than I deserve – even if it is only in picture…I’m a married man people….do you have no resepct for the sanctitude of marriage? I know I don’t….some of my best relationshios were with married chicks cuz you get none of the bullshit…they save that for their husbands…whores…

Here are some links….

Rosie O’Donnell Wants to Eat Out Lohan
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LADIES: Brian McKnight Wants to Teach You How Your Pussy Works – VIDEO
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10 Horrible Tales of College Hazing
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50 Inspirational SPorts Quotes
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Highwaymen Reunion for Johnny Cash Tribute!
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New Porn Give Father the Finger
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Brooklyn Decker’s Ridiculous Body
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Hot Women Doing Yoga
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Shows Off A Little Tit and Bra
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Sexy And Wet Is A Barely There Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Take a Peek
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SoCal Val Models Her Stripper Outfits
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Johnny Depp Has a Dead Bird On His Head. Sure, Let’s Go With That
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Nikki Sims is Super Sexy
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24 Pictures Of Beautiful Blondes In Black
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The Time Simon van Kempen Jizzed On Himself While His Wife Was In Labor In Front Of Him
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Free Cam Shows. Have Yourself Some Fun
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Amateur Lesbians. Yesssss! – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Plays Basketball in a Tight Dress, Won’t Go Away
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Emma Watson Panty Upskirt
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Some ScarJo and The Rest of the Avengers
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Seal Having a Wank on the Voice. Why Not
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How to: Lose a Stripping Contest
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This Slut is Pleasuring Herself and It’s All On Video
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46-Year-Old Cindy Crawford Reflects On Topless 1998 Playboy Cover (PHOTOS)
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86 Year Old Gymnast
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Why America Will Never Be Great
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Nicole Kidman Legs in a Photoshoot
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This 4 Year Old Girl is a Terrorist Threat. So Says the TSA
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Jodie Gasson in a Yellow Bikini
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Lake Bell See Through and Areola Slip for Esquire
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Rosa Acosta on Instagram
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Consuelo Adler is One Hot Blonde Model
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Brittany Beth is Naked and I Love It
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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ANY GIRL THAT CAN GET HER LEGS BEHIND HER HEAD…
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A Trip To Crazy Town: Seemingly The Most Mentally Unstable Celebrities Around Right Now
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Cameron and Natalie Get It On
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Top 10: Revenge of The Pervy Album Covers
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These Sluts Get Each Other Off With Toys
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Playboy.com Amateur Samantha Bailey’s Sexy Shoot
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This Chick is Kinda Business Casual and I Like It
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Adrianne Palicki @ CinemaCon 2012 at Caesars Palace
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And Another Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Pamela Anderson… Still Dressing Like This
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Nasty Girl Brawl – VIDEO
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Nanni is a Spanish Amateur
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Virginia Man Seeks Trophy Wife on Craigslist With Creepy Ad in ‘Writing Jobs’ Section
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Megan Fox May Be Prenant
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Dog Hero
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Some NFL WAGs
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Sara Jean Underwood Could Use A Good Fuck
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Mischa Barton Parading Half Naked Through The Streets Of LA
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EXCLUSIVE – The Five Year Engagement MOVIE REVIEW
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Super Cars FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Hot FUCKING Australians!
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Dasha Astafieva, Julia Brichkovskaya & Nana Maxim Ukraine May 2012
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Aubrey O’Day is a Pig in Lipstick
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Gina Carano Upskirt
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Lucy Collett – Danielle Sharp – Leah Francis & Stacey Poole – Nuts – 4/27/12
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Leonela Ahumada – Naked in Maxim Argentina – April 2012
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Milla Jovovich – see-thru & nip-slip for Pirelli Calendar Shoot -2012 (HD vidcaps)
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Natalie Zea – from “Hung”
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Sabine Jemeljanova – Super Strip! – Nuts – April 2012
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I Wanna Fuck Miley’s Ass
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Big Brother Without Panties
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14 Incher Makes a Bitch Quit
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Under Desk Spycam
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No Lube FTW!
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Young Japanese Girls Getting Dressed
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Young Couple Fucking in Public
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Have Yourself Some Fun with Hot Fucking Slut Exhibitionism
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2012

24

Apr

Bar Refaeli Topless in Elle Spain of the Day

What better way to celebrate the Armenian Genocide than to put up video of a topless Bar Refaeli for Elle Spain on the beach because without her people’s genocide, there wouldn’t be an Israel for her to be brought up by the beach, where she perfected wearing bikinis at a young age…because without her Genocide, she’d possibly be a doctor or a lawyer too rich to aim for the AMerican celeb fucking dream….right?

That said, she did Elle Spain topless on the beach and here are the pics…

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