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2012

24

Feb

Miley Cyrus Leaves Medical Marijuana Dispensary of the Day

In who gives a fuck news…Miley Cyrus was seen leaving a medicinal marijuana center…cuz I guesss Miley smokes week…like 80 percent of 15-80 year old people….

Possibly for media attention…possibly because American law is so stupid getting a fake prescription for the shit because it prevents getting arrested and dealing with legal issues for shit that shouldn’t be illegal in the first place…because if I was her, I’d probably get someone to deliver it to my house…but that’s just cuz I’m lazy…

I am sure the media is gonna blow this up cuz they are bored, she has young fans and weed is illegal…unless you lie to your doctor like everyone in any place shit is legal…Stupidity.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

24

Feb

Emily Browning Naked in Sleeping Beauty Caps of the Day

Her name is Emily Browning. She’s 23 from Asustralia. You know her her award winning role in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events or maybe you know her from the Hallmark channel’s Echo of THunder…..or maybe it was the Amanda Seyfried replacement in Sucker Punch…. well it turns out that she went for an intense role to make up for that Sucker Punch cash grab in this Sleeping Beauty shit…where she gets naked for old men….or whatever the fuck is going on here and I think that effort to re-invent herself for Oscars instead of Disney smut is good…especially when naked, in lingerie and showing little nipple and a little bush….here are the screencaps….

Posted in:Emily Browning

2012

24

Feb

Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans…

The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing…

Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits….

It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched…

Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl…

Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Kate Beckinsale|Victoria Beckham

2012

24

Feb

Emmy Rossum’s Heart Shaped Pastie at Some Vanity Fair Party of the Day

I know, who cares…I am a firm believer that EMMY ROSSUM isn’t that great…maybe average at best…probably someone I wouldn’t notice in line in front of me at a coffee shop, unless she was wearing legging two sizes too small making them see through…I figure she looks like every girl…nothing special, she just happens to be on tv, so you idiots confuse sleeping with producers and making good money with sex appeal…and I’m not just saying that cuz she blocked me on TWITTER

I’m saying it cuz she gets naked on cable …..she FUCKS TITTY OUT….and now she shows up to events with cute little pasties even though we’ve all see her tits…to get noticed…

And real hot celeb pussy doesn’t need to try so hard…..

That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the tits…she’s one step away from porn trying to make it so bad, and that’s better to watch than her at events she probably shouldn’t be invited to cuz she’s not A-List enough hiding nipple…if anything this is mocking us and pissing me off…if anything she should be flaunting those nipples cuz they are the only reason she’s on fucking TV. Useless.


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Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2012

24

Feb

Kate Upton Braless Continues of the Day

So here is Kate Upton in some “Skinny Trousers” according to the poofter voice over cuz I know that’s what you are looking at, I mean isn’t she known for her skinny trouser wearing….take it in cuz in 5-7 years the only skinny jeans she’ll be wearing will be XXL…I know it..

Point is that Kate Upton, bra or not, has big tits…and that’s about it. She got popular on the internet, cuz the internet is filled with low standard losers, and the mainstream media responded….she’s uninteresting, overrated and annoying and I’m pretty sure her tits hang badly on her untoned body…but I don’t know why I bother…cuz you’re all the low standard losers endorsing this bitch who made this bitch a covergirl….you’re all gonna just call me gay…cuz calling a bitch overrated and average at best, especially one with big tits, cuz I’ve met hot girls with big tits that I wanted to fuck…but if I don’t like Upton…it makes me love cock in my ass according to you fucking idiots.

Now watch Kate Upton take it all in….


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

24

Feb

Paris Hilton’s New Song “Drunk Text” Review of the Day

She looks like a tranny at best….but the really question is:

How is this a song?

She’s so musical…She’s just fucking talking a nonsense story that even her family would stop listening to…about a boring night at the club….I am assuming this is an answering machine message remixed…by one of her friends who hates her….cuz you know by looking at her that all her friends hate her….

I got to 1:28 – that’s only cuz I was trying to be a blogger and struggled to get that far….how good can you do….Let’s make a Friday Game out of it….Post your answers in the comments….

Don’t confuse this for me promoting her…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2012

24

Feb

Kate Walsh Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

There are certain girls you care about seeing in photoshopped bikini pics, you know like Roseanne, Rosie and other fat chics cuz it is funny…..and then there’s the girls you want to see in photoshopped bikini pics like women you wanted to fuck in their youth making a publcity stunt “look at me” in a bikini….then there are the girls you just want to see in a bikini, photoshopped or not cuz they are hot….and then there’s the girls you want to see in bikinis cuz you like any girl who is half naked…

Then there’s Kate Walsh….someone you don’t know of or care to see in a bikini….but since she is in one, we’ll look at I’ll post, but it’s really a who fucking cares situation….

Posted in:Kate Walsh

2012

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some days, I just have nothing to say…this is looking to be one of those days….I just feel like kicking back and staring at ass without much effort…I blame my wife for trying to have sex with me last night…burning her naked belly image in my head….this is post traumatic stress….with that horror…I feel like I can relate to war vets…but war vets will probably disagree…but I know I risk my life with this shit…

Here’s some links…

Gotta Love Super Sexy Cheerleaders – VIDEO
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The Definitive Best Picture of the 100 Hottest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cam Shows Make Friday a Little More Sexy
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Kari Sweets is Looking Sweet
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Real Life Super Mario! – VIDEO
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Stephen Dorff Is On A ‘Campaign Of Terror’ Against Leilani Dowding
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Live Web Cam Sluts Make Any Day Better
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Solo Slut Gives Her Pussy a Pounding
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The 50 Hottest Smart Girls
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Posted in:MHD

2012

24

Feb

Sheryl Crow Bikini Pics of the Day

I hate that I just posted a clip of a girl running her mouth off for E!News to lead into the Sheryl Crow bikini pics, because the paparazzi company who owns the rights to the pics, wants to sue me and I had no fucking options people, I am doing my best to archive every single bikini that happens, even on ripped stomached, manly menopausal 50 year olds who I didn’t find hot when she was at her peak in the 90s…and who I sure as hell don’t find hot now…..what it comes down to is only 50 year old women care about seeing 50 year old women in bikinis….

While the real joke in all this is the fucking spic Liz Hernandez showing off some cleavage in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress, reading her script like a 5 year old, making outrageous assumptions claims, with useless banter that just doesn’t fucking matter or even hold any purpose other than being noise while pretending to be reporting news….

Saying things like “chasing after her kids surely keeps her fab physique in check” coupled with all the puns, cliches, nonsense they report to the trailer park moms just made my fucking brain explode….this people at E! are the devil…and Liz Hernandez bitch needs to be raped on her way out of the studio to teach her a fucking less…


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Posted in:Sheryl Crow

2012

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s to sucking at life…..

Here are a million stepLINKS….that no one clicks but should cuz they are great…

Here’s to me living through the night….so that I can blog again tomorrow….about things I hate and find uninteresting but talk about cuz nothing in my life makes sense….it comes with being crazy.

Here’s to women in tight pants at arab grocery stores…they don’t make cameltoe where they are from but they sure make them here…

Here’s to me shutting the fuck up and turning off the fucking computer….only to tweet awkwardly throughout the night…

Go stepLINKS…

Jennifer Aniston on All Fours
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Hot Goldie Hawn Retro Bikini Photoshoot
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Karma is a Fucking Bitch
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Kate Walsh Bikini for Shape
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If You Wanna Laugh – Listen TO Paris’ New Song
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Hottest Bad Girls in Sports
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Snooki Has Been Banned From Liquor Stores. Awesome.
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The Oscars Won’t Let Sacha Baron Cohen Be Great
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Live Web Cam Shows, Because the Week is Almost Done and I Know It Hasn’t Been Easy
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From FAIL to WIN – VIDEO
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This Animal Rights Activist Tried to Hire a Hit Man to Kill People Wearing Fur
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Kate Upton Gets Naked For Muse
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Rihanna And Chris Brown’s Friends Have Reservations and Frankly, I Don’t Blame Them
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I’d Like to Be all Over Cali Lowe
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WTF Photo of the Day
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52 Photos Of Lovely Legs In Black & White
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better
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Masterbating Girlfriend Gets a Little Too Nasty – VIDEO
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The Hottest Bad Girls in Sports
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Eliza Doolittle Panty Upskirt
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Paris Hilton Really is Set on Ruining the Lives of the Hearing
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Zac Efron Dropped a Condom on the Red Carpet
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The Most Gentle Beakdown Ever – VIDEO
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Courtney Learns a Hardcore Lesson About Lesbians
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Dakota Fanning is Officially Legal
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Tulisa Contostavlos Sweet Bikini Pics
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Lindsay Lohan to denigrate the memory of Elizabeth Taylor
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Sasha Kane to the Rescue!
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An Ohio Bridge Got Blown the Fuck Up – VIDEO
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ERIN NICOLE… NOT TOO MUCH I WOULD CHANGE…
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Loose Lips: The Dirty Secrets Groupies Have Revealed About These Stars
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Amber Rayne and Jordan Styles
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Supermodel Izabel Goulart’s Super Tits
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Being Fucked By Machines Like There is No Tomorrow
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Playboy March 2012 Covergirl Brittney Palmer – VIDEO
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I Love Over the Knew Socks, Don’t You?
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Ciara Hits Barneys NY in Beverly Hills In Short-Shorts!
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How About Some Ass Shaking Teens?
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Christina Aguilera Is A TrainWreck, Staff Circulate Fat Pictures Of Her
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Man Versus Weights – VIDEO
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VIDEO: Kids Predict the 2012 Oscars (A Guyism Original)
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Nicki Minaj’s VIBE Magazine Spread [Photos]
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Photo Of Miley Cyrus Tanning Her Dirty Pillows
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Saran Wrap Fail
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Mariah Carey’s PSA is Erotica….Hiding her Upskirt Hard
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Katy Perry is the Fucking Worst….But Here is a Little Cleavage
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Big Tits And Courtney Stodden. Yeah, I’d Fuck Her
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Crazy Tight Rope Nut Case
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Tulisa Contostavlos Is That Camel Toe I See. I’m Going With, YES!!
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This Artist is a Fucking Mental Case
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Lindsay Lohan is Donatella Versace
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How Different Levels Of Cunt Can You Count?
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Lucky Snowboard Kid….Who Shoulda Died
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Some Modern Day Goldie Hawn TIt
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Ass Crack And Tits In A Wet Bikini Make Me Hard For Jennifer Nicole Lee
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This Flannigan Bitch has Amazing Cleavage
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Cher Lloyd Bitch in a Cat Suit
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Kaley Cuoco for Zooey Magazine
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Connie Britton In a Bikini at the Four Seasons
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Monica Bellucci
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Lohan is a Hag
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Amber Heard is Hotness
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Melissa Satta is Slutty
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Jennifer Aniston Has Hard Nipples on Conan
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I want Raquel Welche’s Tits in My Mouth
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Who Gives a Fuck About Victoria Justice
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Today’s smutMEET
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Mexican/Canadian Cam Whore
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Lesbians and Dildos
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20 Year Old Cam Whore
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

23

Feb

Jennifer Love Hewitt Big Tits in a Bandage Dress of the Day

I really didn’t want to post these pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt….especially not at the end of the day as one of my last posts…who gives a fuck if she squeezes nicely into a bandage dress that compliments her chubby body, I mean other than the handful of perverts who still jerk off to her cleavage in memory of her big tits on a small frame they used to jerk off to growing up..who happen to be the readers of this site….and that explains why they are too fucking retarded to get onto google to find the actual footage they used to jerk off to before bitch needed straps to give her acceptable shape…

I mean I posted Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie and Izabel Goulart Topless and Kendall Jenner Modeling Swimwear and Bar Refaeli’s Ass in Jeans and most importantly KATE UPTON NUDE IN MUSE today…but I leave you with this….that’s depressing….an emotion I’m used to….and one I’m sure Jennifer Love is also used to…she’s an old single unmarried lady now…weird…

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Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012

23

Feb

Courtney Stodden is Fascinating of the Day

Here are some pictures of Courtney Stodden showing off her room. I have no idea what the fuck these are for, other than self promotion, or why the fuck anyone would bother with them, other than cuz they are getting paid, but I think her whole 16 year old lie would be more efffective if she pretended to be 16 and not the 30 year old stripper I know she is….She needs to have backstreet boys posters on her wall like when she was 16….none of this bullshit boas and bras and tacky stripper garbage that kills any fantasy they were going for with this huge obvious staged scandal publicity stunt they are going for….

Tacky trashy whores are only good to fuck….not document and follow around….


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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2012

23

Feb

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Garbage of the Day

I’ve avoided this Jennifer Nicole Lee bitch as much as I can…but the paparazzi are shovin her down our throats…and she’s actively working hard to get noticed, whether in bikini, or topless, or even in lingerie…..and I don’t get why people are giving her attention…there are so many bitches way hotter on whatever beach she’s been polluting…sure they may not be fitness icons to fat people everywhere…cuz before having this ripped dude body…she was obese….but they probably don’t have ripped dude bodies…which Is something more pleasurable…

Either way, bottom feeding trash and I’m linking to it for no reason other than the whole bikini thing…that sucks me in every fucking time.


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Posted in:Jennifer Nicole Lee

2012

23

Feb

Candice Swanepoel In the Bride Collection for The Devil of the Day

There’s nothing hot about brides….they can be in lingerie, even the most expensive, finest quality, most erotic….or naked…they are still the physical representation of all things evil…oppressive woman that costs money, complains, that I am accountable to, and who I have to accommodate and keepe happy, otherwise her whining and complaining will make me want to kill her….oppressive woman who steals my fun, my freedom, my ability to fuck random sluts in my own bed, and who pressures me into baby making….

I mean unless they are someone else’s bride….or a hot slut just pretending to be a bride in lingreie for the fucking Devil…also known as a 9 billion dollar a year evil empire that manipulates us with half naked chicks….

I don’t know when this is from, all of Victoria’s Secret shoots look the fucking photoshopped boring same…but Swanepoel is hot….and that’s why I am posting it

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

23

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….get some culture in your hick brains….you gang of boob obsessed, close minded morons…I’m embarrassed that you are the only idiots…who come to my party…what does that say about me? Not a whole fucking lot….

Love Triangle Erupts Into Jail Fight
A love triangle ended in violence early Sunday morning, when two women showed up at the Lorain Police Department to post bond for the same man.

Porn Runs On Best Buy Display TV’s
A woman shopping for televisions with her grandson were surprised when porn images popped up on the display screens of their local Best Buy.

Officer Gets Caught Stealing Food from Break Room
A Texas police department set up a sting operation to find out who was stealing food from their snack room refrigerator, and were surprised to find out that it was another officer taking food that wasn’t theirs.

Caught On Tape: Fight Breaks Out At Funeral
Police were called to Good Samaritan Church of God in Christ near 52nd and Burleigh in Milwaukee for a disturbance Tuesday afternoon. Inside the building, people had gathered for the funeral of 19-year-old Raheem Johnson, when witnesses say someone pulled a gun.

High School Cafeteria Worker Resigns Over Student Sex Scandal
A former cafeteria worker with the Massillon City School District is under investigation for allegedly having sex with male high school students at Washington High School.

Underage Girls Traded Nude Photos For Tattoos
A tattoo artist in Western Pennsylvania is under arrest after trading tattoos and piercings for underage photos underage girls took of themselves.

Couple Held Captive By Man With Hot Butter Knife
A husband and wife were held captive by Jonathan Amador who tortured them with a scorching hot butter knife.

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