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2012

22

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Goes Nuts over a Raccoon of the Day

Anyone who reads this site, who I am assuming is no one, knows that I have a serious appreciation for Amanda Seyfried….She’s always boring when in paparazzi pics, but always hot as fuck in movies, most importantly she’s always willing to SHOWS HER HOT BODY AND TITS IN MOVIES ….balancing Disney shit better than any of the other shitty Disney stars….via nudity…..

Here she is talking about dead animals….taxidermy….all hipster and trendy and for some reason I like her even more now than ever…..I think it has to do with those legs…

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2012

22

Feb

Karrueche Tran is Chris Brown’s Girlfriend in a Bikini of the Day

Her plan of being the girl who dates woman beater assuming Rihanna is a woman and that she was actually beaten and it wasn’t some scheme to get a lot of attention, make the public feel for her, then celebrate her rise from the ashes, you know that whole buy albums of the bitch who’s true love at 22 gave her a black eye, without any proof she was doing it to herself, only to fast forward 3 years and a lot of album sales, to collab with said beater, because it gets attention, is working cuz Karrueche is in her bikini, people are noticing, people are talking to her, people are asking her questions, and she’s fucking milking it…I wonder when her album Chris Brown produces comes out….

Hollywood is bullshit…but bikinis are real deal…as are stupid tattoos…


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2012

22

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood Continues Her Male Manipulation in a Bikini with Beer of the Day

This is a lie…but one of those lies that doesn’t matter because the bitch is relatively hot and in a bikini…but a lie none the less and that’s totally not very Christian of SARAH JEAN UNDERWOOD ….you see she’s pulling the next Olivia Munn…pretending to be this fan boy accessible virgin loser fantasy chick who’s just the all round perfect girl for the average guy…it sports and beer and video games and sci/fi….and I find it how two dimensional her marketing people think us dudes are…..feeding us a fucking lie….even if it is a lie that doesn’t matter…even if it is a better lie than when she sold her soul to be Ryan Seacrest’s diversion from his homosexuality via being his “gf” in exchange for him helping her go from Playboy to TV…..even if it is a better lie than her fake tits that were fine before….It’s still a fucking lie…a bikini clad lie I want to burry my face in…..because under this bikini is a slamming hot pussy…..we’ve all seen naked….

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2012

22

Feb

Dita Von Teese Models Vintage Style Lingerie for Target of the Day

Dita Von Teese is releasing a vintage lingerie line called Von Follies available at target…and unfortunately, she decided to be her own model and pinup….

She I like vintage lingerie, I even like pinup and vintage erotica, but I don’t like Dita Von Teese, she’s just an internet hit that did playboy and got credit for a scene unfortunately filled with fat burlesque dancers with bangs….

It could be so hot…but isn’t….Here are the pics anyway…

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2012

22

Feb

Lily Donaldson in her Bra for Terry Richardson of the Day

Here name is Lily Donaldson….She’s a model I have posted on before…..and I’m only putting these up cuz she’s in a bra…I know pretty fucking pathetic….normally I aim for bitches who aren’t actual celebs to at least show some fucking nipple, even models, you know to inspire me to waste my time posting on them…but he good news is that no one knows I exist so any posting standards I pretend to have don’t matter….and time wasted putting this up doesn’t matter either….cuz girls in bras isn’t exciting, especially when the girls showing bra are willing to get naked for fashion and probably have tons of topless pics already out there…but here are the pics anyway…

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2012

22

Feb

Valerie van der Graaf Looking Hot for LoveCat #4 of the Day

Her name is Valerie van der Graaf…she’s a 20 years old….5 foot 11…..Dutch…..model who isn’t showing nipple for fashion but who is looking hot enough in this shoot to make me waste my time posting her pics…..for no reason other than to cross reference one day in the event she gets famous…you know one for the fucking catalogs…and between you and me…I prefer my Dutch models working as legal prostitures instead of this…but I can’t control everyone or the mistakes they make in their careers….

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2012

22

Feb

Agent Provocateur Hot Ad of the Day

I know this is an ad and that I am not getting paid for the shit…I do it for Victoria’s Secret all the fucking time…so at least this time the lingerie involved is hotter…the girls involved is hotter…the subject matter and concept is hotter..it’s got a little more legs…and a lot more edge that that Vanilla Christian Columbus Ohio head office bullshit….I’m talking to you organized crime ring over at Victoria’s Secret…

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2012

22

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a model who’s tits I have posted many times before….….and here she is at it again…and I think we should all show our appreciation to the bitch by celebrating her nude modeling for fashion….and her willingness to get undressed for a paycheck….sure it’s be better if it was for porn and not a pretentious artistic world…but she’s likely the kind of girl who would have worked at her dad’s office instead of getting fucked on camera for money if fashion nudity never came along….cuz girls are distorted and think tit for one thing is acceptable while tit for another thing is just wrong….which is probably most of the reason most women fuck other dudes instead of me….cuz the act is the same motion….but the overall image it portrays can ruin a bitch…

Who cares here are the pics…

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2012

22

Feb

Rooney Mara’s Showing Off Little Tit of the Day

I personally prefer watching her getting raped…not raped in general….raped in a movie…which isn’t raped at all…it’s called making millions and being propelled into the mainstream faster than any acting job can…..and it’s not that I have a rape fetish…or appreciate the passion of rape…it’s that I like seeing a bitch naked better than a bitch showing cleavage…not to mention the RAPE SCENE ISN’T EVEN GOOD ….

I’m always taken out of context, just yesterday I wrote that two girls threw a snowball at me while I was walking by, and laughed in my face, like I’m some kind of joke, so I called my pedophile friend and gave him their address, to teach them who’s got the last laugh now…..people got mad even though obviously….I don’t have pedophile friends….and was just making a joke….idiots…

Posted in:Rooney Mara

2012

22

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news …. the amazingly awkward news….

Detroit Residents Being Sued for Illegally Downloading Porn
Across Metro Detroit, people are getting letters in the mail, claiming they’ve downloaded pornographic movies illegally. It’s a legitimate copyright lawsuit, and the settlements can be as high as $5,000 per movie. In a federal lawsuit filed in December, NuCorp, Ltd. claims 240 people in Michigan illegally downloaded their movies.

Woman Hatched Plot To Murder Fur Wearers
Meredith Lowell, 27, of Cleveland Heights was indicted for solicitation of murder after the FBI said she tried to hire a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur in what she was calling a ‘protest.’ “She wanted to hire someone for money, somebody to go out and murder somebody with a fur coat on, anybody with a fur coat,� said FBI Special Agent Scott Wilson.

College Basketball Announcer Falls Off Stool
Before the Xavier vs. Dayton game announcer James Bates took a tumble when his stool gave out from under him.

Fight at Detroit Casino Caught on Video
A wild scene was caught on tape inside MotorCity Casino Hotel. A brawl involving numerous women inside the casino’s Grand River Deli was caught on video.

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2012

22

Feb

Irina Shayk for FHM South Africa of the Day

The scandalous quote in all this is that she said “She doesn’t even like soccer”

Big surprise because here I was thinking there’s no way she was some Russian whore in a club who saw a guy balling out in the VIP she was working only to be told he was a big soccer star, leading to her seeing money, fame, fortune and a good way to launch her international model career….

That there’s no way he wasn’t in it to cover his homosexuality so he retains his fans and thus his endorsement deals…cuz who’s gonna question a Russian’s intentions….or reasons for getting with a dude….

That there’s no way this opportunist cunt didn’t get involved with a big sports star in order to cover SI Swimsuit last year thanks to his connections and agents that have SI by the balls…. especially since it was a World Cup year….and since soccer is the most popular sport in the world….leading to magazine sales…

I just alway believed her true unconditional love for Soccer brought them together….and her looks just got her gigs by people sucking up to her boyfriend….

Here I was thinking that there was no other motives like taking her out of a one room apartment she shared with her family….to mansions and private jets….other than love….

This just can’t be possible…

Here are her pics for FHM South Africa….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2012

22

Feb

Elisabeth Moss in “Me In My Place” for Esquire of the Day



Wow….This is a horrible fucking casting for a feature in a magazine that is supposed to involve a girl of interest, like a model or actor, even at a low level, to prance around her house in her underwear….It’s supposed to give you a glimpse into a world you will never have accesss to with a pussy you will never have access to…not something you don’t want access to…but in the defense of the photographer, who I have had a few emails back and forth with over the years…..at least he kept her pretty fucking covered up so I can focus on other things like where she got her furniture…yes these pics turned me into a gay interior designer…..that’s how hot this bitch is.

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2012

22

Feb

Nicki Minaj is Blue in Vogue of the Day

Nicki Minaj is so contemporary….She’s painted herself for Vogue like she was in Avatar…fucking innovation right here motherfuckers….even if her innovation forces the public to realize despite being full of shit, she’s not actually brown…or as you americans call it black. Sure her parents may be of African decent so she claims for rap legitimacy like Drake….but she’s whiter than Gaga…as white a suburban mall….as white a professional acting classes to be like Angelina…white….doing photoshoots like you’re in Avatar…white….nothing about her is original, urban, or inspiring…

Except maybe her big tits but those come with a weight problem….and what it comes down to is that she looks best in this video…..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2012

22

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am a pretty disturbed motherfucker and the more time I spend drinking and the more time I spend alone the weirder the thoughts get. Luckily, I am a non violent crazy person…but I spent last night writing my local radio show a short essay on my most memorable beer for a contest, that basically went on about how a baseball coach used beer to medicate me to molest me like he was Michael Jackson and that it wasn’t the most memorable beer until their stupid radio show made me find that repressed memory in search of my favorite beer memory…only to find my worst beer memory and now I am forced to sue them….only to find out the contest ended yesterday…

I remain sucking at life.

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2012

22

Feb

Helena Christensen Models Triumph Lingerie of the Day


Helena Christensen is in her 40s which might as well be her 90s in the lingerie modeling world….but here she is modeling her own lingerie line…and sure she could be photoshopped…but at least she’s fucking doing it….cuz there’s nothing that annoys me more than when these bikini models and lingerie models get old and start up their own collections and decide to hire real young and hot models to wear the shit rather than put their fraction of what they once were ass in the shit to humiliate themselves…actually that doesn’t annoy me at all…cuz laughing at sloppy ex models is for bitter women who are jealous that they still look better than them…and staring at half naked chicks in lingerie is a dude thing….

Turns out this post happened back in January….I am a horrible blogger who can’t keep track of my smut…

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