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Britney Spears’ Final Form is Phoebe Price of the Day

Stella Hudgens Tits Out of the Day

Olivia Rodrigo’s Bra of the Day

Kaley Cuoco Adjusting her Dress of the Day

Sami Sheen Washes her Asshole of the Day

2019

Jun

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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So Willow Shields is some 19 year old girl from Hunger Games, which came out a long fucking time ago, we are talking early Jennifer Lawrence Fame, and that bitch is in her 40s now, so if you remember her from that – you’re a fucking sicko.

She is in a bikini on social media – as young girls of her generation like to do…it’s actually the only consistent hobby all the young people seem to have….and posting slutty pics is the only thing they like to do…because of all the positive feedback they get from it.

This one of her on a swing somewhere that accentuates her vagina in her bikini bottoms and that’s all you really need to know about Willow Shields…because that’s all we really need to know about all young women trying to get ahead in life…

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2019

Jun

Jemima Kirke Naked of the Day

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Jemima Kirke is one of those new generation actors, who got an acting career based on how normal she looks, and not because of how hot she is…which is how actors became actors in the past…it was a beauty pageant when no on wanted to watch ugly bitches on screen…because we had to deal with ugly women, non-movie star women in our real lives, and needed something to aspire to or fantasize about.

What I am trying to say is that she is not hot, but she is naked, in these pictures and in her acting…a little too realistic for my liking…

I guess part of her nude selfies is showing that she doesn’t shave her armpits….like the woman I unfortunately ate next a few winters ago, who was in a tank top in the winter, eating her chinese food with her hand over her head so you really knew she was letting everyone know here protest and political stance….

So she doesn’t shave her armpits because it is an evil construct of the patriarchy – that makes women feel insecure about body hair…forcing them in some subliminal way….to shave their body hair…when no man that I’ve known has ever told a woman to shave her armpits, I think that’s something their mom teaches them, because when a dad hops into the shower with his girl to show her the way to groom…he gets arrested…

NOT TO MENTION…here hairy armpit protest, when contrasted against her bush, makes you think she’s full of shit, because that bush is very maintained….I love bush and have a bush fetish…and I have seen gnarly bush…while this bush seeems maintained….you know just like a girl who gets a pussy wax…only with more fucking effort…because waxing a pussy takes no time….trimming a bush takes effort…

POINT beeing…nudes are fun..

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2019

Jun

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Who cares about the Israel and Palestine conflict, or any real Israel controversy, when all the Israeli news you need to read about involves Bar Refaeli in a bikini…on instagram…reminding you that she’s a mom in her 30s, but that she was once a bikini and underwear model for Victoria’s Secret….

So take it in, as the retired model, who was once dating Leo DiCaprio, so you know she actually existed, before heading back home and saying “fuck this shit, I’m rich enough and my husband I decided to breed with is exceptionally richer thanks to my being a model and all model husbands normally are”…

She is still out here giving us some of her tit….for old times, cuz all these women as they age need that boost depending on where they are in their cycle…those periods control everything…

The one thing we all need to respect is that unlike the Brazilian models who are still slaving the fuck away for Victoria’s Secret, well into their 40s, this one’s retired and living it up…far less shameless or needy…she probably invested her money better – so that she can get that passive income…makes sense..

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2019

Jun

Mathilde Tantot’s Titty Pic of the Day

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Slut sisters…from France, or really from Instagram, because the beauty of instagram is that no matter where the slut is in the world, you’ve got access to her slutty pics….GLOBALIZATION WITH THE TITTIES…

Anyway, the TANTOT’s are a couple of sisters who have figured out that they are hot enough to get noticed on the internet with their half nakedness, and what must be fake asses, in bikini pics in tropical placees doing that whole thing…which is a thing, a trend, so many girls do it…

Well, her nipple pics happened, you know the full fledged titty shot…despite here being from France and thus titties are just bikini tops….But it’s a big deal to the American Audience into their weird face-tuned smut…

French girls, such sluts with their joy of life and anal on the first date…that doesn’t need to be a date…it just neeeds to be an introduction…you know because the French Handshake is BUTT SEX.

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2019

Jun

Instagram Nipple of the Day

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I think this photographer has found a loop hole to get here nipple pics up!

It’s a do my nipples offeend you?

In a “Mark Zuckerberg may give us a platform to make all the connections we need, whore out how we need, the LINKED in of sluts looking for attention and fame and fortune”……”but he can’t say no nudity, even if he wants to keep it clean for advertising dollars and to prevent becoming a porn site, cuz porn always wins on the internet”…..you know a protest, the kind of protest the world really needs right now….like an activist, warrior, revolutionary….using her cellphone for CHANGE…the change we need….posting nipples on facebook….because you can’t just post your nipples everywhere else on the internet…or even start your own site about nippples….you need to do it on SOCIAL MEDIA….where the eyeballs are…

Idiots…just don’t get it…

BUT the caption to these pics were:

“The only nipples that’s allowed in the Instagram is breastfeeding… so please don’t annoy me!!!”

A hero….I guess.

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2019

Jun

Girl Walking with her Tits Out…and Other Videos of the Day

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No Smartphones in this School..

Nun with Bad Habit..

Unsanitary Food Handlers

Hot Air Balloon Crashes

Woman Uses Pepper Spray to Steal Jewelry..

3rd World Construction Site Music Solution….

Granny Sings Nirvana

Idiot Falls on a Hydrant..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw some girl in fitness gear from half a mile away. Her bra top was neon, her stomach exposed….she was pretty fucking obvious…I joked to my associate / myself that “oh look a fitness influencer”….to which we laughed to ourselves…in jest..

Anyways, she ended up in the same store as us, and she was walking around, and this bitch, with her fitness influencer body…had face injections that jacked her the fuck up. Her mouth so inflamed i must have been fresh out of the lab…or oven….I don’t know how these fillers work…but it was so inflamed tat she looked like she was throwing up….just everything sort pushed forward….in the weirdest ways…and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud in your face….

It is always funny to SEE the face injections in person…but when the girl goes so hard she looks like she’s a horse….it justifies a point and laugh at the bitch…so that’s what I did…and really the fucked up thing in it all is that she probably looked fine before she raped her face like a homeless man raped the face of the drunk passed out on the side of the road….

Crazy times…here are some morning links to start the week….

Bear that Broke Into a House and Got Stuck in thee Laundry Room….
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Aubrey Plaza Snorting Milk
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Dude Goes Crazy on an Old Lady
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Rich Woman Loses Control in Restaurant…
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Dog Gives Himself Mud Bath
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Kardashian Faced “Influencer” in a Bikini
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That is not Whitney Houston in a Pic You Thought Was Whitney Houston
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Joe Biden Buys Fake Followers on Social Media
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Victoria Justice Licking a Giant Ice Cream…
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Mom Reflex!
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Man Starts Huge Brawl with TSA Agent…
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A Toilet Cam was Found on the James Bond Set
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Cat Loves Face massages
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Cables Break on an Amusement Park Ride
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Someone tried to Steal Halle Berry’s House
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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT.
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2019

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Women spend so much time, protest, energy in the 50s-70s on being respected and taken seriously by society…or the old boys that ran society…

They got to a point where they can vote, go to great schools, have great careers, run their own companies….and basically do everything a man can do….the idea of working mom has been accepted by society as a social norm, and despite random bullshit studies saying women make less than men by a certain percentage, the truth is the most girls I know make far more than me…and work far harder than me…not that I work…but I assume it’s the motherly maternal vaginal uterine estrogen instinct that gets shit done….

So I am a feminist and a supporter of women, I like to be taken care of by women financially and sexually…and in all ways…

But now all I see is girls pulling out their tits to get ahead, to get noticed, while calling themselves feminists and believing they are feminists….

We live in this era of new feminism that isn’t feminist at all, it’s just noise and bullshit that reduces women to their sex appeal, but is spun into some other contradictory storyline…

So women of another generation fought to be taken seriously, to not be tits, and women today aree all about the tits, and being taken seriously for having tits.

The whole thing so confusing, like cannibalism with more pussy holes…

Here are some weekend Solstice Summer is official LINKS…

Halsey Thinks Black Mirror is About Her
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Dude Goes Crazy On Lady Who Gives Him the Finger
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Brazilian Slut’s ball Handling Skill
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Girl in Leggings Shows Off her ass in Martial Art Video
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Emma Greenwell TITTY
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Condoleezza Rice Corrects NBC Reporter Who Falsely Claims Race Relations Worse Under Trump
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Chantal Jeffries Busted Face in a Bikini
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Woman Gives Birth to Baby in Front Seat of Car
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Taylor Swift is Dog Shit
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Nicole Scherzinger Big Booty in a Bikini
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Mila Kunis is Annoying
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Donna D’Errico Big Tits…at 51
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Crazy Motorcycle Crash
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Man Trying to Save Boat – LOL
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When you Know the Person Robbing You…
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Cardi B Indicted…Hope Kim K can Help Her…
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Midget Troll Janelle Monae Midget Legs in a Bikini
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Dad’s Reaction to Nitrous
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Petra Nemcova Pantie Upskirt
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Don’t Drive Next to the Car that is On Fire..
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Skye Blue Epic Tits in Playboy
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Bike Hits a BUMP
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Rug Repair VS Wind
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Petra Nemcova Pantie Upskirt….
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Middle Schol Teacher Exposed as Predator
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Terrible Surprise in the Streets
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Lohan Singed a Record Deal…
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Dog Wants Popcorn….
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Pay What You Want BUFFET
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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT.
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BEST FROZEN PIPE FOR YOU TO SMOKE THAT PIPE
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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From the Forum

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Kendall Jenner – Holding her Titty
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Kate Beckinsale Little Asss in Fitness Pants
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Jessica Alba in a Dress..
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Petra Nemcova Tits Out Like She Survived the Tsunami
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Yellow Legggings
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Mischa Barton – Not Dead
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Sammi Hanratty – Cleavage Dress
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Camille Kostek Titties Out
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Araya Hargate – Worth a FUck…
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Reese Witherspoon and Daughter…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Are You Addicted to Pussy? LOOKING AT PUSSY? Here’s the Pussy.
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day
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Girl with Huge Tits Plays Cello Topless
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Cum Up the Nose
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98 LBS Butt Plugger
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Huge Fucking TITTY Bounce
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Romantic….
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Girl Soaking Through her Dress…
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They Call this “Ruined or Improved”
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Girl Pulling Up Her Freddy Kruger Shirt
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Becky Crocker is Shaking her Ass….
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Cute girl on Cam Playing with her Tits…and Showing her Butthole…
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Girl In Fishnets and her VIbe
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Sofie big Boobs
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Gang Bang Fail
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2 Girls Naked in the Pool….
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Fire Crotch
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Daddy / Daughter / Demon Porn
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The Female Body…
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Girls Pissing on the Nude Beach…..
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2 Very Trashy Sluts
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Monster Dildo Release
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Bait and Switch – In the Worst Way…
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Naked Carol ALT….
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LESBIAN SEX…
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Girl in Floral Romper Masturbates
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Lots of Pussy….
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2019

Jun

Hilary Duff Mom in a Bikini Tits of the Day

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Hilary Duff, Mom of Two…is on vacation and her vacation pics on social media are not vacation pics I like to see on social media…

There is a glimpse of bikini, big mom tits all filled with milk spilling all over the fucking place…but it is hardly slutty enough to really have any impact or go viral.

It would be so easy for her and her fat ass to half naked proper, but instead she delivers this.

It is almost disappointing, or rude, that the not so young slut who before this baby daddy, was sleeping the fuck around….after her divorcee…catching up on all he cock she wanted but said no to when married….is now playing wholesome family woman…

I guess she knows her body has no business being in a bikini, so look at the tits while she sorts that out…but having a body that has no business being in a bikini never stopped any of these disgusting empowered half naked people on instagam…

Get with the times Hilary Duff…do you live in a fucking bubble of wealth and delusions that you don’t know we want to see your butthole or something…figure it out as the wounds on your vagina from the birth heal….

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2019

Jun

Heather Graham in a Bikini of the Day

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I think we can all agree that Heather Graham, despite being in her 60s, looks alright in her bikini…but she’s definitely no Roller Girl that she once was when launching her career…rocking that bush and big titties in her pre-60s and that concludes my opinion of Heather Graham and my appreciation for old bitches posting bikini pics because it’s the internet way…and is entertaining….but far better when they look like Heather Graham…than typical 60 year olds whoring on the ‘gram…

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