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2012

05

Mar

Mila Kunis is Amazing in April 2012 Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

There are a few girls in Hollywood who I don’t hate….Mila Kunis is one of them…

She doesn’t do anything annoying…she’s not an attention seeking cunt…but most importantly she’s pretty fucking hot…and that may be why I like her cuz when a bitch is hot…it kinda cancels out how annoying, unstable, or stupid she is…it kinda carries them and blinds guys like me from their horrible core….

Sure she was banging a Culkin for a decade and may have even been married to him…leading me to think she probably got herpes or AIDS from him…and even that doesn’t matter…cuz when there’s an end to a long term relationship comes a flood of slutting out that I always like to try to throw my penis in front of….

She’s in Harper’s Bazaar and she’s looking pretty ok to me….tainted by Culkin AIDS or not cuz I’m not fucking her….and even if I was I doubt I’d be too phased by it…

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

05

Mar

Jaime Pressly Ripped Bikini Body for Twitter of the Day

I never really loved hard bodied, fit girls….until I got fucked by one….see I’m a fat fuck and I have the athletic ability of a pile of sewage laying in your bed after a night of hard partying….so I need to find eager girls who like or are getting paid to make me cum to just bounce on me like little sex machines….

I can’t even consider fucking fat chicks, or even chubby chicks cuz they just don’t exist to me….I don’t even see them when they walk by me so asking for a blowjob can’t happen….And the skinny, anorexic, drug addicted girls I used to run after because fat repulsed me…are just too weak to make me cum….even average bodied girls don’t have the stamina for this desensitized soul….It takes athleticism to make me cum, I should be an olympic sport….

Sure their biceps, abs and backs make me think “am I fucking a teenage boy” If they stop bouncing on my dick long enough for me to notice….. and their muscular skin is hard enough to chip a tooth on…..but ripped girls are just better…and age better….especially after birthing children and Jamie Pressly is proof….even if her fake titties are hanging weird off her real strong pecs…

Posted in:Jaime Pressly

2012

05

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

You know the stepNEWS is my favorite….because it is relevant to our lives…as it features those who walk amongst us…while all these celebrity idiots live in an insular, spoiled, fantasy world that only matters because they think it does…by celebrating their work and shoving it down our throats since they control the media…..while the news is the core of how fucked we all really are…you know the actual effects of all this trash that exists…so here it is…

VIDEO: Grizzly bear charges at hikers
Some hikers in Alaska had a scary encounter with a grizzly bear and captured it on video.

Rapper Young Buck’s girlfriend grazed by bullet in SUV
Metro Police said Young Buck’s girlfriend was grazed by a bullet while riding in a vehicle driven by the rapper early Sunday morning. Buck’s girlfriend, Kenyetta Rainey, was hit once in the shoulder.

Man Robs Gas Station With Candy Bar
The clerk says the suspect walked up to the counter and said quote ‘you’re being robbed’ then handed over the candy bar. The suspect stole cash from the register and then ran away.

NJ Pharmacy Gives Kids Cancer Medication In Pill Mix-Up
A Chatham, New Jersey pharmacy accidentally gave children cancer medication instead of chewable fluoride tablets for 10 weeks.

Mom Lets 4-Year-Old Son Drive Car Because God Was Guiding Her
A Texas mother let her 4-year-old son drive her SUV because she just wanted to have a ‘good time’ and was guided by God. She then led police on a chase running red lights and blowing through stop signs.

Armored truck guard killed partner, stole $2M, DA says
More than $2 million is missing from an armored car in Pittsburgh, and a missing guard is wanted for allegedly killing his partner in the process of robbing the truck.

Texas Girl Scouts Chase Down & Punch Cookie Thief
A thief tried to take off with money from a Girl Scout Cookie sale, but the Scouts weren’t giving up without a fight. The suspects got away and the girls are left angry.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

05

Mar

Miley Cyrus Wedgie Ass in Shorts of the Day

One of my favorite things for as long as I can remember is watching girls picking their wedgies…I don’t know if it is the idea of their fingers being so close to their assholes…or if it is the whole idea of their pants rubbing hard against their anus…but for some reason…wedgies are fucking porn to me….it’s the whole slapping of underwear elastics coupled with the awkwardness of how it must feel to have so much fabric wedged between your ass cheeks…that just makes it a glorious thing to watch….what makes it even better is that girls don’t even get phased by wedgies…and aren’t ashamed of them as they should be…you know there’s no…”Oh my, my pants are so far up my asshole I feel them tickling my insides, I should go handle this in the bathroom”…it’s right there, out in the open, fingers digging….and they happen in all publc places, from the grocery store, to the fanciest restaurant…. all the fucking time…it is one of society’s great pleasures…and we have human ass cheek design to thank for that….

So here’s Miley Rocking Wedgies Hard…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

05

Mar

Selena Gomez: “Sex Offender who Looks Like You Could Sex Offend Her” Titties in Little Shorts of the Day

Beiber is 18. She is no longer a sex offender…..but it’s safe to say Selena Gomez was getting an AIDS test in these pics, because like all sex offenders, she’s a little dirt bag…

I’m thinking she doesn’t know what she’s let inside her unprotected this past 6 weeks….and since Beiber is 18 and they are now ready to fuck…she has to make sure she’s clean as to not taint him with her Disney historical sex partners that helped make her famous….

Or maybe it’s just hard out there for a girl who has to pretend to fuck a homosexual teen….and who sometimes fucks a homosexual….who was fucked by an older, blacker homosexual….before she ever got into the mix….you just never know who from the bath house of Usher’s life will re-surface in Bieber’s semen dripping out of Gomez.


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

05

Mar

Kelly Bensimon’s an Old Lady in a Biikini of the Day

Kelly Bensimon is a gold digging bitch who married Elle Macpherson’s fashion photographer ex-husband…..she has BEEN IN PLAYBOY ….but more importantly on that Real Housewives smut that propelled her into a level of fame where she can pay paparazzi to follow her around and take pics of her in her bikini like she was Elle Macpherson too….only 20 years too late….

I know very little about her, but I appreciate how she kept his Moroccan last name…it is probably what got her into events and eventually on TV….making her some hard bodied mom with fake tits we’d all probably fuck….but only to gold dig like she gold dug before us…that I can’t really understand why anyone would care about…becuase I’ve seen that housewife show and no matter how rich those twats are…they are pure – self involved – trash…that I wish would disappear or at least use their husband’s money to not be such plastic surgery doctored messes with no real fucking purpose or substance….even when they get in bikinis…cuz they are old.


To See ACTUAL BIKINI PICS OF THIS HARD BODIED CUNTY HAG – cuz the paparazzi hates me….
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Posted in:Kelly Bensimon

2012

05

Mar

Nipples on Youtube of the Day

I used to waste my time proving to the world that Youtube was nothing but a porn site….cuz I’m an investigative journalist…..and because Youtube a billion dollar, money making site that more people probably jerk off to than don’t….but no one cared…cuz you were all the people jerking off to youtube fetish videos….

So it never got picked up by the mainstream media and I didn’t become famous or win a Pullizter….I never got put on a panel for CNN discussing my findings….and figured I appreciated all the fetish videos, why complain or expose this secret money making society….

But that was until today…when I came across this fashion video…that’s boring as fuck…but that has some nipples in the shit…because model tit for fashion is porn to me…and according to every ad agency who won’t sell an ad for this site….porn to them too…unless it is in fashion mags or on youtube….cuz the advertising world is confused that tits are pornography….sometimes….and that’s the big roadblock between me and my private fucking jet….

Posted in:Youtube Porn

2012

05

Mar

Rihanna’s Lying in Bed Showing Leg Picture for Twitter of the Day

When Rihanna posted this picture she left us with these inspiring words of wisdom….

“Come Here Rude Bwoy”….

Then she posted this picture of her I’m guess blowing out smoke along with these inspiring words of wisdom…..

“Red lipstick all on da paper”

It is safe to say….that if you drop out of high school at 14 to be a prostitute…that you leverage into a pop career…your life experiences will give you all the knowledge you really need to come across as an intelligent member of society….and by intelligent member of society I mean retard gutter trash that is fucking lucky she’s a millionaire performer cuz otherwise she’d be sucking cock at truck stops to pay for her baby formula….Seriously…I’m glad she’s an icon to our youth…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

05

Mar

Bruce Willis Tough Guys’ the Paparazzi of the Day

Bruce Willis is such a pussy….I’m not a violent guy and I am always on the receiving end of people losing their shit…fracturing my face…causing brain damage…shit like that….but Bruce Willis is an ex bouncer…tought guy….who thinks he’s still tough…cuz he was in Die Hard…and has an ego cuz you gotta be hard to fuck Demi in the pre-surgery years…more importantly….you need to be hard to stomach looking at your nasty monster kids…My whole theory is these are some dainty motherfuckers who spend more time getting pedicure’s and crying to their gfs, then being the tough guy enforcers they are marketed as…

Either way, paparazzi asks about Demi in Rehab…Bruce says “Git” like the cowboy he is….and threatens to throw dude to the ground….and it’s pretty hysterical watching such a little man break….more importantly…watching the paparazzi photographers…who are even worse in the pussy department than Bruce Wills…get scared by Bruce Willis is also hysterical…

Posted in:Bruce Willis

2012

05

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was hanging with ghetto trash backstage at the Steve Aoki show, cuz I’ve been friends with Aoki for half a decade and when he comes into town he lets me drink his booze and finger his groupie fans that he wants nothing to do with….

I am a bottom feeder….I take table scraps from anyone…whether it is damaged wives or other people’s groupies…I will eat out anything you don’t want…

I just don’t want to touch my own groupies, yes I have groupies, I’m a genius all genius’ have groupies, cuz anyone who reads this site has proven to be totally fucking unstable freak and meeting girls off the internet has proven to be something that always ends in “i knew better than this”….

Here’s the video…I prefered it when they were doing the Ma Carina….

Here’s some morning links you cocksucker for thinking I don’t have groupies…

World Record Paper Airplace Distance!!!! Amazing!!!! – VIDEO
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Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off With Something Sexy
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Shannon is Sexy in Lace
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Kitten in a Hamster Ball is Our LOL Cat of the Day
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JWoww Looks Just Thrilled Her New Show Is All About Snooki Being Pregnant Now
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Live Came Shows That Will Drive You Crazy
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How To Not Operate a Motorcycle….
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One Dildo In Her Pussy Isn’t Enough – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Party Girls In Movies
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Lindsay Lohan Bombed on SNL and Here’s Why
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Posted in:MHD

2012

05

Mar

Avril Lavigne’s Slutty New Lingerie Video of the Day

I like the way Avril Lavigne thanks people for remembering she still exists…and that’s by getting half naked in some music video that doesn’t matter…shot at the Chateau Marmont, the most luxurious old Hollywood Glamourous place that Lohan got evicted from years ago….

This some shitty song about love, because these idiots like to make people think love exists, when we all know it is just self serving stability coupled with lust….that ends up in co-dependence….duh.

EIther way, here’s the song….but more importantly the video of this girl doing it…


Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2012

04

Mar

Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks Hacked / Leaked Nude Pics of the Day


I hated Olivia Munn before today, so the fact that she’s making me turn on my computer to post her shitty leaked pictures, reallly hits close to home, because my hate was directed towards protecting the awkward virgin losers out there by letting them know she’s a fucking lie manipulating them….

I hated Christina Hendricks before because she is obese and big tits come with 75% of obese chicks and there is nothing hot about obese tits…stomach or ass…unless your black or unable to get pussy in the first place….but now I hate her cuz she’s making me hungry…and really I’ll stare at any tits for hours upon hours….

I don’t know how legit these are, or why they were leaked together, I just know they are both attention seekers and I also know that they happened…whatever they are….and you’ll probably want to do your nerd analysis while I go get daytime drunk….

Thanks to CELEBRIBABES for the morning text informing me that these exist….you prick….

Christina Hendricks Fat Fetish Porn:

Olivia Munn Irritiating but Hot Bodied :

The Evidence:

Fuck yourself.

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Olivia Munn

2012

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s finallly the weekend….I just can’t wait to get off the computer and curl up in my study with a good book…and by book I mean woman…and by study I mean anywhere…cuz I don’t have a fucking study…and more importantly…I don’t know how to fucking read….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Katy Perry’s Breasts Aren’t Politics Although They Do Sympathize With The French
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This Tiny Baby Sloth Warmed My Cold Dead Black Heart – VIDEO
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How To Not Pick Up a Girl – Hilarious
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Lady Gaga Out in a Bra for Attention….
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1 Year Old Drummer Insanity
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Christina Hendricks Big Tits in a Magazine
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Help You Waste Your Weekend
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How NOT to Pick Up a Girl – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Holier-Than-Thou Christian Women In TV Shows & Movies
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Ping Pong Show
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I’d Like to Be All Over Katy Clearly
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Maya Michele is Fine By Me
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Free Cam Shows, Because I’m the Kind of Guy That Likes to Give
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Amateur Plays With Her Butthole – VIDEO
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Sexy Sports Stars: Which Decade Produced the Hottest?
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Lorna Morgan Has Big Old Tits
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Coco gets an Ultrasound to Prove Her Booty Is Real
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KESHA is Our WTF Photo of the Day
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How About Some Toni Braxton?
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Nice Set of Natural Titties
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Adriana Lima New Bikini Photoshoot Outtakes
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Serbian Model Nina Senicar Panty Upskirt
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She’s Looking a Bit Doughy But I’d Still Fuck Goldie Hawn
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Jessica Simpson is Insanely Fucking Big. Jesus
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Sophia Vergara Opens Side
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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And Here’s a RANDOM Pic Dump
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Watch This Baby Make Coffee For Her Lazy Ass Mom
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Madeline and Capri Get It On
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Sexy Legs!
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Dream Girl Crissy Moran Stripping Off Her Lingerie
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Rubiks Cube Blindfolded World Record
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I Love a Sexy Preppy Chick
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Some Olivia Wilde Hotness
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WTF Photo Dump of the Day
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Katerine is a Stunner
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Cindy Crawford Has Still Got It
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A Whole Lot of Gina is Fine By Me
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Avril Lavinge is Basically Naked In Her New Music Video
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Hot Scarjo Titty Shot
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Mila Kunis Hot Ass
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Hilarious Goal Keeper Scores on His Own Net
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How’d You Like To Tittie Fuck These
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Sofia Vergara Make Poopie In Her Pants
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More of this Adrienne Bailon Bitch Crying for Attention Retrospective…
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Rihabnna Spent 24k on a Haircut
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I’m Still Not Over Yesterday’s Hulla Girl…
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Adrienne Bailon Flashes Her Bare Pussy Because She Learned From The Best
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Selena Gomez Little Tittie Down Blouse And Ass Cheek Flash
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Katy Perry Ugly Face Cleavage
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Vanessa Minillo Tight Pants
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Cindy Crawford is Still Fucking Hot
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Kaley Cuoco Boring in Leggings
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Kate Upton Promo Tour
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Billionaire Heir Tamara Ecclestone Big Tits in London
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Hot Topless Rosie Jones and Friends Topless in Nuts
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Today’s smutMEET!
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Girl Comes from Facial Abuse
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

02

Mar

Taylor Momsen’s Explicit Love Song Video of the Day

I posted this video last week without watching it….and it turns out that there’s some titty in it….something I guess they left out of the first edit and figured they’d put out in a new version to get more views….and titties work for me…..

I love love songs….This song is some sappy bullshit about something that I am sure we’ve all heartache and heartbreak at one point in our lives before building up a wall and never really letting anyone in so it doesn’t happen again…cuz it’s a stupid fucking emotion that should just be laughed at along with all other emotions…life is about experiences, all should be fun, even short lived, you can’t rely on other people, especially not a girl for your own happiness….get a fucking hobby….a wise man once told me, investing your happiness in a chick is like investing your money with a con artist, you may get your moneyback but you probably won’t…..people are out for themselves, they lie and they cheat and the good news is that there are millions of girls you’d probably rather be fucking out there anyway….you’ve just got your head in a bubble…fixated on one cunt and you don’t see the fucking light….pussy comes as easy as it goes…unforunately it doesn’t “CUM” as easy as it goes…that takes work….

So if this song makes you want to kill yourself, remember there is no such thing as love….it’s all in your head motherfucker…you don’t need anyone in your life but your fucking self…the second you feel like you need a bitch, you’ve gone too far you co-dependant retard….and you’re fucked….

Here’s her song with tits I can’t identify …..but can assume aren’t hers….but should be….cuz that’s what we pay her big money for….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2012

02

Mar

Sara Jea Underwood’s Hot Little Implants of the Day

Implants save shitty tits….you know I was never an implant fan, because all the implants I ever fucked or jerked off on were just too big, but I was recently made a believer, that a solid B Cup implant is pretty much fucking perfection….There’s still enough natural to it to not be two little tennis ball titties….so ripping into this playboy playmate turned nerd masturbation fodder by pretending to like their bullshit….for having fake tits Ryan Seacrest didn’t get enough use out of is not gonna happen….especially since she’s got a hot pussy to match…I guess that makes me a fan of a bitch I shouldn’t really be a fan of cuz I get her lie…and I like to protect nerds everywhere from bitches who will eat them up and spit them out….but who fucking cares…here she is playing ping pong on the beach.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

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