DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

Girls don’t even know how to get picked up and seduced anymore. They are so socially awkward and fueled with rage against whatever nonsense they are ill informed about, usually against men, that they don’t know how to be charmed or romanced. They just call it rape when they are told to have a nice day. They see it as toxic masculinity where men think they have the right to ask a girl to have a nice day. But the same girl will go on tinder at 3 am to get fucked in the worst possible way…the most vile and porn like way…with a stranger cuz she is Sex positive. The two irrationalities don’t align. But I guess that makes sense because women are nuts.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Girls in Lingerie with Bird Masks Dancing Crazy
CLICK HERE

Hot Naked Stoner Chicks – Fuck Yeah
CLICK HERE

Man Confronts His Boss….
CLICK HERE

Jack Osbourne Got Attacked at a Coffee Shop
CLICK HERE

Rocket Powered Golf Club
CLICK HERE

The Winner of the Game of Thrones Premiere…
CLICK HERE

Mark McGrath is Not Going Deaf…
CLICK HERE

White Girl Ordering Fries at Taco Bell
CLICK HERE

Shark Washed Up on Shore – Woman Saves it –
CLICK HERE

Shop Now…..

ALL THE CBD YOU NEED! 20% Off – step20
CLICK HERE

FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk…
CLICK HERE

Our Favorite Thing to Smoke With…
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Uncategorized

2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

We live in a world where I assume people just want to be sexually harassed so bad, that they claim they’ve been sexually harassed.

I’ve met women who felt a man telling them to smile or that he likes their smile is sexual harassment.

A local university has hired extra security because a group of girls have decided that there is a human trafficking ring going on because men are approaching women and asking them “do you come here often”…and “what do you study”…and are asking them “would you like to grab a coffee”….

They think that is rape…

Everyone is so soft, or trying to be important…a fear of mission out…because simple minds are simple…and when things start trending…they want to be in on that trend even when the trend is stupid….

Appeasing idiots is bad for all of us….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hilaria Baldwin Half Naked to Celebrate her Miscarriage…
CLICK HERE

Joe Biden’s Rape Apology….
CLICK HERE

Ben Stiller on the Subway…
CLICK HERE

Shredding on the Silent E-Bike
CLICK HERE

LIndsay Lohan Pissed about Not Being Cast as Little Mermaid..
CLICK HERE

Elle Fanning Pink Dress…
CLICK HERE

Halsey Showed Nipple…
CLICK HERE

Bad Immigrant Rapist of the Day
CLICK HERE

Game of Thrones Premiere….
CLICK HERE

Cobra Kai – Season 2 Trailer….I didn’t know there was a season 1
CLICK HERE

Mark McGrath Says he’s Pretty Much Deaf…
CLICK HERE

Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman
CLICK HERE

Kim Garner – White Bikini –
CLICK HERE

Twerk Teacher
CLICK HERE

Virgin Bachelor Thinks Period Panties are Gross
CLICK HERE

13 Year Drinking Prodigy…
CLICK HERE

27 Democratic Memes….
CLICK HERE

Una Healy in Totally…
CLICK HERE

Give this Damn Dog some Attention
CLICK HERE

Did you see This Video of a Redhead Destroying a Big Man in an Arm Wrestle
CLICK HERE

Martha Stewart Cancelled a Book Signing…
CLICK HERE

Jasmine Rae – Slut
CLICK HERE

Atlantic City McDonalds Brawl
CLICK HERE

A Gallery of a Celebrity You’ve Never Heard of
CLICK HERE

Dakota Fanning Nipples…
CLICK HERE

Sophie Turner GOT Clavage….
CLICK HERE

Shop Now…..

ALL THE CBD YOU NEED! 20% Off – step20
CLICK HERE

FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk…
CLICK HERE

Our Favorite Thing to Smoke With…
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Laura Harrier – Yellow Dress….
CLICK HERE

Una Healy in Dresses…
CLICK HERE

Holly Taylor in Pink Dress…
CLICK HERE

Larsen Legs….
CLICK HERE

Farrah Abraham Silly Outfit…
CLICK HERE

Katie Holmes…Skirt…
CLICK HERE

Emma Dumont in a Dress…
CLICK HERE

Lucy Boynton –
CLICK HERE

Halsey in Slutty Outfit…
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Not Her First Public Fuck….
CLICK HERE

Hot Amateur of the Day…
CLICK HERE

Girl Tying her Labia into a Knot is the Craziest thing Ever…
CLICK HERE

Dental Work?
CLICK HERE

ILIA Golovin – Great Tits…in his Nude Photos…
CLICK HERE

Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

Vivian Blush Spilling Tits…
CLICK HERE

Flexible Girl of the Day
CLICK HERE

Free Dickerdoodles…..
CLICK HERE

Amateur of the Day – Pink Brontosauraus
CLICK HERE

Sexy in Public
CLICK HERE

Toe Fuckers….
CLICK HERE

Amber ALena Huge titties
CLICK HERE

My Kind of Rainshower…
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Flash
CLICK HERE

Gaping Cake….
CLICK HERE

Caught Fucking…
CLICK HERE

Mental Case Road Raging…
CLICK HERE

Portable Glory Hole
CLICK HERE

Sexy Stripper….
CLICK HERE

Banana Fucker…
CLICK HERE

Asshole of the Day
CLICK HERE

The Way to Enjoy a Pizza
CLICK HERE

Aston Wilde Public Pussy Flash….
CLICK HERE

Harley Davis
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | SNAPCHAT

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER
CLICK HERE

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Playing with Dogs with her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Sydney Sweeney Playing with Dogs with her Tits….fun.

Sydney Sweeney….who knows…who she is….does it matter?

She has big tits..

The Hollywood industry likes this one, are positioning her to be famous, and guiding her to show her titties…so here are the titties…

Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2019

Apr

Someone Get This Thirsty Bitch a Drink of the Day

No Comments »

This aspiring instagram model seems thirsty. I am sure she’d send you pics of her feed for some money to buy her a drink…to quench this shit…you know so she doesn’t have to lick shower curtains to stay hydrated…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2019

Apr

Drunk Girl Opening Champagne of the Day

No Comments »

Here’s a Drunk Girl Opening Champagne….flashing everyone her panties while looking like a dumb bitch with her snapchat filter on…..but in her defence, this is what everyone looks like. I blame the internet…

This video is brought to you by our friends over at B1 Hangover Cure – who want you to FIGHT HANGOVERS WHILE YOU ARE DRINKING ….

Because drinking is fun, it makes girls do dumb things like have sex with you, and open Champagne like full retards…before flashing everyone their panties…but hangovers suck..

I drank three bottles of wine at a Karaoke bar with random tourists I met…four nights ago…because I am a social anti-social when it comes to drinking…and I still feel like shit…but I guess I always feel like shit an it is hard to tell if it is a hangover or impending death…but I do suggest using anything that claims to help hangovers whether it works for you or not…because it’s worth trying in the even that it does work. Plus you can tell all the girls in the bar the reason for your patch…you know cuz you’re a health conscious guy who likes to feel good…while being a degenerate loser drunk…it’s a nice balance.

So get yours HERE ….

Posted in:Videos

2019

Apr

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Jordyn Jones.

Good times.

Right?

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Jordyn Jones|SFW

2019

Apr

Sarah Hyland Pussy Dance of the Day

No Comments »

Sarah Double Kidney Transplant Hyland still got the moves motherfuckers…not that she ever had the moves…or if she did have the moves pre-kidney transplant, I wouldn’t be aware of it, cuz I have always been terrified of her….

Sure her swinging her pussy side to side, doing the “pussy dance” which is a social media event that happens when girls get in bikinis and need content for their social media…a slow hip shake gyrating from the pussy…like she’s Elvis….and it’s always encouraged.

Sarah Hyland as an actress has always been creepy, underdeveloped, she looked 12 when she was 20, securing a weird fanbase, but a fanbase nonetheless….being on mainstream network television obviously helped her reach all those creepy fans, and cultivate more creepy fans who into underdeveloped adult women…for whatever reason…

A survivor….living her best life…as many people who face death head-on do….and in doing that she’s become dramatically more into her social media audience, being a half naked sexual being, and doing things like pussy dances…which may or may not make you people happy.

I am here to help make you people happy even though you’ve never done anything for me.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2019

Apr

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Booty of the Day

No Comments »

Iskra Lawrence is just out of fucking control…

She is basically framing and showcasing her cellulite from her fat ass in efforts to try to get as much attention as she can…

Doing the tactics the skinny girls are doing, as a fat girl, which apparently translates as being empowered….or inspiring to fat chicks…while giving chubby chasing perverts an ass to jack off to…while making the rest of us sick…reminding us how out of hand social media and fake news has gone…proving that people just believe everything they see and read and are blinded by half naked chicks, fat or not, confusing them with being confident and strong…when really they are just Lena Dunham level of pervert narcissist who wants to be stared at despite being fat….its’ delusions really.

NOT TO MENTION it gives a terrible impression or reference point for young fat girls, who could at their – easy to influence – age learn about diet and exercise….and get fit…instead she perpetuates “stay fat and die before your parents”…

I also know this bitch is just angling…it worked, she’s stuck to it and now gets all the attention she always wanted….I don’t think she grew up fat or really knows the fat girl plight. It’s all a lie, a viral video…garbage…kitchen garbage…that makes me want to eat some carbs.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iskra lawrence|SFW

2019

Apr

Clarice Cormier Topless of the Day

No Comments »

Clarice Cormier, imagine being named after The Silence of the Lambs….SPOOKY….it’s like that name is so iconic, it barely exists under any other context. I don’t know anyone named Clarice, and in my entire existence I’ve never known a Clarice, and she looks young enough that she was named after the lesbian Jodie Foster….which makes you think that her parents were some kind of white trash weirdos which would explain her nude modeling, or maybe she just designed it as her stage name to seem like she’s more interesting than she actually is…you know giving her names after movies she likes…so mainstream gothic….like her hair.

There are just so many weirdos out there getting half naked on the internet – it’s hard to find them interesting even if they try so hard to come across as interesting…with silly outfits whilst living that LA scenester life….it’s all so commercialized…the real “weirdo” or “obscure” or “artist”…wouldn’t be on instagram…being on instagram is against all things punk, edgy, interesting, progressive or cool….just being on that shit makes you lame as fuck and a try hard loser…so keep on trying hard loser…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Clarice Cormier|SFW

2019

Apr

Anastasiya Scheglova Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

Anastasiya Scheglova….is pretty slutty…but I guess that is what happens when you are a Russian trying to make it on the social media platforms….you know to follow the Irina Shayk lead to get out of her communist rationed bread community and break into the mainstream with rich perverted celebrities to have babies with….a different kind of sex work than the Russian women are used to..

Even though Russian has a bunch of fucking billionaires of their own…there is still that concept of America money is better money because generations grew up dreaming about Michael Jackson, VHS Hollywood movies smuggled in, and Levis jeans….

I don’t know what this underwear she is promoting is, but it’s fucking brilliant. You can see her pubic bone…the muff without the muff…and I find that fun, because I don’t have any hobbies or really know what fun is.

Best outfit ever – if only the girls int he grocery store were so stylish and bold…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Anastasiya Scheglova