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2019

03

Apr

Elsa Hosk Still Hot in her Panties of the Day

Elsa Hosk is hot…bitch could have ended up working at IKEA or VOLVO…making meatballs in her native land of Sweden, but instead…she too them titties to America after dropping out of a professional women’s basketball league, which I can’t imagine was an actual thing, considering who the fuck cares about women’s basketball, especially in Sweden…unless it was more of a lingerie bowl style…only hot sluts from Sweden allowed to play, all busty and tight bodied, wearing lingerie that paved the way for her to be a VS model…

I don’t know much, but I know she looks good half naked, and that Evil Mall Brand of overpriced underwear know how to pick quality pussy in an era where quality pussy is used less and less in marketing campaigns…

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2019

03

Apr

Demi Rose Mawby Massive Tits of the Day

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Demi Rose Mawby the sex worker from the UK who came to Miami to begin her career in hooking with Taz’s Angels, who have now fallen off the map and been charged with human trafficking….while she’s still out there, taking it upon herself to human traffic herself…all thanks to social media and a fake trashy ass..

Dreams can come true to all different people – if they know how to whore proper…because when you break it down…success is all just a matter of how well you prostitute yourself…whether you’re a fake ass on instagram doing your best Kardashian impression in Dubai getting shit on…or a Top Exec in Hollywood…it’s all about sucking that dick and compromising part of your soul that doesn’t feel like you compromised it once you make it…and then you can blame all the men who fucked you along the way….for being perverts…

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2019

03

Apr

Chloe and Barbara Bechini Nude of the Day

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Chloe Bechini and Barbara Bechini have the same last name, and pose naked together, like they aren’t related, but I think it’s safe to assume they are related….just a couple of sisters who are used to showing each other their vaginas because part of their party trick repertoire was doing threesomes together with one lucky dude who could help elevate them…..at least I assume that is what they did…I can’t imagine they were just perverted from the start, because they are so open and free, and decided to show each other vaginas…but I am not a sister, despite being called queer often thanks to running a celebrity website,e and I don’t really know how sisters work when it comes to showing their genitals..

What I do know is that these Bechini’s are smart to be documenting it on social media in silly shoots..because sister fetishes are real…it’s that naughty, TABOO, that is back in….INCEST…and I don’t know any dude who has dated a girl and not wanted to bang her sister…it’s just natures’ way…

So here are some unknown hustling in public the best way possible…as sex workers who aren’t sex workers but that use sex worker tactics that seem to fucking work…

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2019

03

Apr

Faith Schroder Being Slutty of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Silver Spoon Ricky Schroder’s daughter…and she’s out there at her almost 18 year old in a bikini…which I guess isn’t slutty in and of itself, a girl needs to swim, it just becomes slutty when the content produced is practically a zoomed in and cropped close up of her ass, so that everyone knows her skinny frame has an ass, and that there is no way for you to not see her ass..

The funny thing in all this is that she’s super mainstream, so this is just what girls are doing, young girls are just finding clever ways to be slutty for attention….cuz you gotta have Faith in the world….and the right tactics in exhibitionism will be embraced by all and give you the likes and follows you crave….

The fact is….they do this shit, then fight slut shaming, and preach sex positivity…to justify fucking all day…and that alone makes me think that maybe, just maybe, America is Great Again….

If everyone’s out there trying to be a hot half naked chick….there’s a lot of hot half naked chicks for us to look at….and it’s all FREE OF CHARGE…..

Maybe….God does exist.

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Posted in:Faith Schroder|SFW

2019

03

Apr

Halsey Pussy Print and Hard Nipples of the Day

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Halsey aka a girl named ASHLEY who created an anagram from her name to appear less BORING…like Axl Rose did with the word ANAL SEX…something straight guys are into, you know breaking the coveted asshole, at least back in the 80s when he created it, but something that gays guys are way more into….especially now that girls all give out ass sex on the first date….it’s not very premium at all..

Not that Halsey has anything to do with Anal Sex, other than that she likely gave her ass to many men along the way on her rise from party girl, to fucking a DJ in the Chainsmokers, to getting a vocal track on his song, to existing…

It’s all so disappointing, you know that real talent or craftsmanship doesn’t exist, everyone spends 5 minutes or less on things, and come from an uneducated place…where that some of the best movies ever made were made by crazy film historians obsessive compulsive freaks who knew everything there was to know before putting shit together for people like us to digest…where as now it’s all clickbait.

Halsey and her commercial music is shit. Her marketing of herself is shit. Her fake tits and sexualizing of herself is ok though…worth looking at I guess…but barely…

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2019

03

Apr

Stella Hudgens Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Stella Hudgens got her beefy titties out….she is the busty Hudgens sister, who despite being raised by stage parents, wasn’t the one sold off to the evil empire of pedos at Disney…but instead just got to ride the waves..despite being the one who you’d expect to be the one sold off to the media empires because of the BUSTYNESS… cuz tits get hits..

Instead, she just gets to show her tits at her own discretion, living that laidback, not a celebrity, probably not even employed, just getting some spillover ad deals from being a Hudgens…

Oh to be the sibling of a successful person you can mooch of…the celeb life without the things that make celebs lost their minds and suicide…

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2019

03

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Tits of the Day

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40 year old Nicole Scherzinger…yes she is 40 years old…which in our era allows women to continue to exist…even in bikinis…even if it is unnatural and makes no real sense.

I always just assumed Scherzinger was born a dude, lived this woman life because she could tour the world and perform everynight without getting her period…you know, know bloating, and a solid dose of testosterone to keep her muscular despite taking the women hormones to soften her dude features…

I mean there was never an act as TRANNY as the PUSSYCAT dolls…

Well. We can assume that the face injections that all the ladies are getting, her dancing and fit body, has allowed her to carry her fake tits into another decade…it’s not like she has destroyed herself with childbirth…I wonder why…suspicious…

Point of the story is, if she is a tranny and you’ve jacked off to her you’re a queer.

Here is some of her workout erotica

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2019

03

Apr

Maria Menounos Tits of the Day

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I guess Maria Menounos wants you to remember her now that she’s not on nightly TV…

Unfortunately she’s not doing it by communicating with us through her Greek Vagina (anus) – like she was orchestrating some kind of puppet show…

There was a kid in my elementary school who used to do that on recess…He would call it a “red eyed mooner”…clearly a molested child…you have that in white trash communities..

I feel like Menounos and her greek vagina would do that lost art justice…

I have a dream, and it may not be a very good dream, it may not be a very hard to deliver dream, and it doesn’t even need to be Maria Menounos partaking in my dream, she just reminded me of the dream, since I have 40 ideas this good daily….and that dream is…a Shakespearean play performed by women’s assholes..

That said, here are Menounos tits.

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2019

03

Apr

Homeless Sex…and Other Videos of the Day

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Tranny Pee Break

Woman Sefies BUM Fight

Crackhead Spits on Guys Head

Vegan Protestor Eating Raw Meat..

Topless Protestors Get Arrested

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2019

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since being kicked off twitter, and lazily starting a new twitter, ( DRUNKENSTEPFAT with about as much passion or excitement as one can possibly have for twitter….which is pretty much zero….

The only people interacting with me, basically attacking me and calling me a queer, are pro-lifers…

All because I said that abortion is great,or kids are the worst STD…or some shit…

Seems to be something people are passionate about, which I guess explains why they spend their days on the outside the abortion clinic protesting abortion..

If I had that level of passion for anything in life, the passion they have for no killing babies, when babies pre-birth are the best thing to kill…

I’d probably be successful…

I like to think I have that much passion and it is in not being successful…I fucking kill it at that bro.

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