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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2019

Apr

Kate Beckinsale Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Vampire lady Kate Beckinsale, who for some mean spirited reason has me blocked on all social media, despite having never interact with her content – is not avoiding the sunlight, like she should being a vampire and all….but also being an old lady…since UV rots faces…have you seen an Australian 30 year old ever? They look like they are fucking used leather boots…

Point being, I call her the Vampire because that’s what gave the pervert fans a boner…some Vampire movie that put her on the map…from Rich Kid Daughter of Celebs…to hot bitch in movies that target nerds and that they’ll milk for 20 years….

But I also call her a Vampire because at 50, this mom of a 20 year old…still looks hot…and that makes no sense to me….but in Kate Beckinsale’s defense, nothing makes sense to me.

Botox..it’s a hell of a drug..

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2019

Apr

Kendall Jenner Topless of the Day

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Kendall Jenner

Here she is braless showing off those nipples she keeps pushing on us….

It’s like this girl is a half retard who know that showing her tits will get her some attention or noticed…

It’s almost funny that these people pretend to be feminist so that they can flash their tits, and end up basically flashing their tits all day, getting some kind of thrill flashing their tits, pretty much installing a neon sign around their tits with arrows pointed at their tits, so that we don’t miss a second of their tits…

I wonder if she will take the same tactics when it comes to her dad’s dick, you know when she opens her Bruce Jenner Olympic cock museum…where they take the cut off cock out of the shoe box it is in and let high paying people catch a glimpse of it…

You know, since all these idiots want the world to see their genitals…or talk about their genitals…like we are all still in elementary school and uncivilized…like the trash we are…

We get it Kendall..you have tits you like showing off…

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2019

Apr

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is just evidence that I am becoming a nicer person than I once was. I used to call her the downs syndrome girl from Sports Illustrated, because I still believe she is that, I just think Dog Face is a little more tame than calling someone a Downs Syndrome like it’s a bad thing, cuz it’s not, many cool people have Downs Syndrome, and in this Politically Correct era or not, making fun of Downs Syndrome is by far the last thing I want to do. They are helpless often times sweet people….when making fun of the cunts who think they are important cuz they wear bikinis and date rich dudes like sex workers…is the objective here…

They are lame, they have a serious lack of creativity, and a lack of intelligence, a lack of cleverness, and any hustle these girls have is to get half naked and fuck rich guys……to become low level famous.

It’s trash…

This one happened to be a bikini model for Sports Illustrated, cuz they don’t mind Ugly chicks…just ask Gen Morton, in an era where being a model in Sports Illustrated had a little clout…now they’ll cast anyone as they try to survive….thanks to instagram becoming a hub of all girls…most not as lame as any of their shitty models they used…with far less cunty attitude or sense of importance they got from being in Sports Illustrated, because they were this group of people that was surrounded by that ecosystem, who thought that they really fucking mattered even though the rest of the world was like “WHO?”….

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2019

Apr

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna is in Lingerie, because Rihanna owns a lingerie company as part of her media empire….maybe it’s from her humble roots, knowing she should own all she can to become as rich as she can, and knowing she wears lingerie, it might as well be her own instead of someone elses…

Or maybe someone offered her alot of money to be the face of their brand….that whether it sells or not…she gets paid her rates….

So she gets to put put pics of her in lingerie, even if she’s able to afford to pay people to do the modeling for her, she knows that the people will buy more if they see her in it….she’s Rihanna…

Good simple economics of a famous chick…her ego knows no one is bigger than she is, and despite being her biggest in size, she’ll make her underwear project worth money like she’s Kylie Jenner, and is more than happy to show off her thickness…it’s an ego thing, she feels hot…

The beauty of the internet is that it is fair game for everyone to launch projects, but celebrities with millions of followers have a serious advantage…so use that advantage to have your dirty celeb paws in every possible business out there….especially if they come with an excuse to wear lingerie.

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2019

Apr

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie got that cross around her neck so that you don’t confuse her for a MUSLIM while she’s out in her traditional MUSLIM garb after a trip to Kuwait with rich people….you know her version of a BURKINI in her CALL TO PRAYER pose that looks more like REDDIT amateur 20 year olds about to ride a fucking suction cup dick for their sub reddit and fans….the on her knees spread apart in a bikini pose that all the girls do like they all went to the same “how to pose on instagram school of modeling”….

Cuz all these bitches, rich and entitled and affiliated with the Kardashians or not…are the fucking same…

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2019

Apr

Sophie Mudd Massive TIts of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is going back to her roots. I don’t really pay too much attention to this set of instagram tits, her face is average at best, but I do come across her instagram tits, and for a minute she wasn’t half naked in her content, you know wearing the typical clothed outfits you see on people trying to be fashion influencers, planning to integrate only the occasional slutty pic to keep people happy, while slowly merging her audience into something that brands find a little less slutty, so that she can make the big instagram money…but the problem is when you build your foundation on a set of tits, it’s gonna take a lot of effort to make people forget the tits, when they are just there for the tits…so bring the fucking tits…

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2019

Apr

Michelle Pfeiffer’s Instagram Dominatrixing of the Day

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Michelle Pfeiffer, one of Hollywood’s hottest of all time….the HOAT…

Is out there on instagram, sharing her rich from being hot, lifestyle with you…

And despite being 60 years old, she’s out there being sexual, slutty, cuz women are all the same, and they know the only way to get attention, especially celebrity women who got where they got of their looks, and that is with their vaginas.

Sure this isn’t Michelle Pfeiffer showing us her ancient artifact of a pussy….

But she’s doing Dominatrix whip shit…and there’s nothing non-sexual about that…

Like the menopausal den mother before her….her once paid to see naked, eventually became paid to fuck, is not delving into the fetish world…cuz there’s no where else for this sex worker to go…

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2019

Apr

The Woman Who Pees in the Middle of the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Pregnant Taco Bell Employee gets choked Out

Foot in Crotch Disease

Girl with the Crazy Tongue

Firecracker in Drunk’s Beer

Kid Pisses Out the Eternal Flame

Kid Paying with Giant Python

Crazy Scooter Crash

The Man Who Uses Himself as a Pulley Systm

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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I walked by a group of High school girls, I am talking younger high school girls, not older high school girls you fantasize about..but the quirky weird young ones you feel bad for because you know puberty sucked…

Well…they were waiting for a bus and were talking about how one of their friends let her boyfriend piss in her mouth, and the one talking about it said if her boyfriend pissed in her mouth she’d bite his dick off…

The hot girl I happened to be walking with, heard “Jizz”…but there’s no way young kids are using the word JIZZ…it was definitely PISS…

Which is a friendly reminder that the instagram has done some interesting things to the younger generation…

I wasn’t getting my dick sucked until I was 16 by the fat girl in class, a few people were fucking at 14, but no one was casually partaking in golden showers like it was normal erotica….

Because pissing in mouths….is for older people who have given up on sex with their wives and can only get off pissing in their cunt faces…

That said, the first time I pissed in a girls mouth was at 18, and that was before the whole porn thing, so maybe we are just naturally inclined to piss in each other’s mouths, kids are just doing it 5 years before I did, 30 fucking years ago.

It just wasn’t mainstream to sexually piss in a girl’s mouth back then…you had to find the right broken home dweller…

Now it’s like Britney Spears pop music….which I guess takes away from how special pissing in each other’s faces can be…

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Where Hollywood Films the Plane Scenes
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Zara Larsson in a See Through Outfit
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Leighton Meester Boring at an Event
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Olivia Culpo in Miami in a Bikini
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Charlotte McKinney’s Nudes
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Amber Valetta Topless in LUI
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Slutty Actresses Naked and Topless in Movies
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Madison Beer Crop Top
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Lea Michele in a Slutty Dress
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Reddit Amateur Fucking Dildos of the Day
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Hot Amatuer with Big Tits
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Girls Naked in Shower Drinking Beers
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Japan – The People Have Questions
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Refreshing Shower
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