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2018

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the morning – get your fitness on….

The hottest thing I saw last night was 4 fat black women built like Precious, wearing the tightest straight from Miami dresses, that you see the instagram whores promoting, like real deal stripper gear….walking so fucking slow while taking up the sidewalk that even I was able to get past them, despite being the kind of guy who 80 years old walk briskly past when they aren’t even walking briskly, in a “I’m dying I can’t do this walking thing” thanks to my years of abusing myself with smoking, booze and obesity…

Well…one of the fat black girls had a watermelon phone case, like it was a piece of watermelon, because either bitch was into Watermelon and being a cliche…or she was being racist….but whatever the reason, based on her sheer size, that Watermelon iphone case should have been fried chicken, just because on a caloric level, it made more sense as a racist iphone case that may just be an authentic and true iphone case…but that white people probably found offensive cuz white people are offended by everything as they fight for the right to inclusivity.

In more interesting news, all their fat asses were hanging out of their tight ten sizes too small dresses, so racist iphone case or not…the experience was disgusting….but not to my friend…who pays fat black women to smother him, despite being married and having a family, because he’s got that weird as fuck fetish….white people…

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Game of Throne Cast Get Married
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Woman Calls Police on 8 Year Old Selling Water
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Ariel Winter – Pumps Gas
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Look Up in the Sky – it is Weiner Mobile Jet Pack Weirdness…
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Dad Brawl!
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Bear Scratches Himself on Pole…
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Flash Flood Invades Store
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Roseanne Fake Sad for Being a Racist
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Why the World’s Smallest Country has a Railroad
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Youtube Stunt Went Deadly…Idiot….
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Flooding Fountain…
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Proper Bathroom Decor of the Day…
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Lebanon Female Cops have Slutty Outfits
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GOOGLY EYES OF THE DAY
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2018

26

Jun

Shantel VanSanten in a Bikini of the Day

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I had never heard of Shantel VanSanten before seeing her ass in a bikini…so I decided to google her and discovered why I saw her shit on the nerd celebrity fetish forums…and that is because she played Quinn James in the CW teen drama series One Tree Hill….

Now I’ve never seen One Tree Hill, but I have known virgin loser socially awkward internet people who have…it was one of those shows like Buffy the Vampire, Dawson’s Creek, Gilmore Girls….that nerds fucking love…I have never seen any of those shows but I know the fanboys love that shit…comiccon style content…

So clearly…she’s got a fanbase thanks to that…you fucking nerds are loyal, even though these women don’t give a fuck about you, they are just MANIPULATING you.

Shantel VanSanten is 32 now…but in a thong…inappropriate maybe…but you fucking love it…

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2018

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent three hours of my day sitting on a park bench staring at some woman tanning in the park, because I guess she doesn’t have access to a beach, but she was in a bikini with her top off, tits spilling out of her armpits, because I guess I don’t have a fucking life…besides being a pervert.

I just sat there staring at her discreetly…waiting until she would get up, roll over, or put her top on with her tits exposed….pretty much experiencing her entire tanning adventure with her, despite her not realizing it, in it together – but she was unaware I was even there…

Well, when the time came to roll over or get up to leave…she did some stealth spy shit that only a girl would know how to do…and managed to get dressed without any flash of the tit and I felt that experience summed up my life nicely….wasting time, waiting around, hoping for tits, but getting not tits…but luckily for the internet and these links…we got links tits…

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Heather Locklear Arrested Again
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Ariel Winter Huge Sloppy Tits
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Fat Ariel Winter at the Gym….
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Taylor Swift – Slut in Concert.
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Braless Girls in the Tub Have a Weird Water Balloon Fail
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Slutty, MLB Ball Girls
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The World’s Ugliest Dog….
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Napolean Hat of the Day
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Tennis Player Fined for Jerking Off a Water Bottle on TV
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Blac Chyna in a Chain Dress…
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Miley Cyrus in Yoga Pants
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Pretty Girls…the Compilation…
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Two Drunk Rednecks Get in a Fight
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Drunk Man Rides Horse into Liquor Store…
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How to Embarrass Your Friend…the Compilation
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Aubrey Plaza – Nipples….
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Kathy Griffin and Stormy Daniels Team Up to Flip Off Trump
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Dude Travels All 50 States Mowing People’s Lawns for them
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Cardi B is Married – No one Cares….
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Man Detained by Several People in a Store…
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Walmart Bottled Water Turns into Gelatin
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Huge Hit in Women’s Rugby
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Raccoon of the Day
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Van Does a Brake Check
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What is Streaming in July…
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Delilah Hamlin – Bikini Panties….
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Katherine Heigl Insensitive to Dead People…
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Everything Wrong with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory….in 16 Minutes or Less…If you care…
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Elizabeth Berkley Tits ALIVE
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Amber Rose – Massive Tits at the BET Awards
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Kate Moss and Her Legs
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Madison Beer in a Tight Dress….
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Tyra Banks Cleavage
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Janelle Monae Tits at the BET Awards
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Alexis Skyy Nipples at the BET Awards
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Hailey Clauson Boring in a Magazine
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Rita Ora Performing
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Ariana Grande Midget Legs
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Nicki Minaj Performing in Latex
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Victoria Justice Tiny Body Eating Ice Cream
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AnnaLynne McCord bikini
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Tinashe – Drunk and Horny in her Panties
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Doutzen Kroes Bikini in Ibiza of the Day
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Charli XCX Performing
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Josie Canseco – Bikini
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Delilah Hamlin Bikini
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Old and Fat
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Sofia Vergara – White Dress
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Kourtney Kardasian Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Slutty Dress
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Lauren Hubbard – Huge Tits
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Pussy on the Beach
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Slutty Selfies
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Hot Girls Love Dancing Compilation
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MILF Vagina
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Monster Tits Go Tanning
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Disgusting Public Pool Tricks
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Hot Tyler with the Hair Brush in Her
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2018

25

Jun

Kendall Jenner Pussy Dance in a Bikini of the Day

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OH you know what a pussy dance is….

It’s the hottest craze on Instagram…

The girls half naked on the social media gyrate from their pussies – like they were elvis and it was the 50s….only not very offensive…not necessarily the devil’s work…despite her being a Kardashian and thus evil…not necessarily the fall of society or a terrible influence on the youth, because I want to see all the entire generation of her followers do the pussy dance…it’s far better than seeing them get knocked up like her ugly fat sister….it’s just slutty and that makes it great.

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2018

25

Jun

Madison Beer Panty Flash of the Day

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Madison Beer…my god…

She’s some Bieber owned pussy, like Hailey Baldwin, who when underage had a stage mom who recognized her daughter was busty and how good that would translate over youtube where perverts would watch her videos on fucking repeat…jacking up her numbers…getting her a record deal…before realizing it was just the PEDOS of youtube watching her…

Now she’s out there, just trying to get noticed and it’s fucking working.

Here she is gettin wet and on stage in Miami

Madison Beer Big Tits and ASs in Pink Bikini Instagram in Bed

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2018

25

Jun

Kate Hudson Topless of the Day

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Kate Hudson is disgusting, overrated, only exists because of her mom, is surprisingly pregnant despite the STDs you’d assume she’s accumulated and collected over her career…

She’s probably best known for being the pussy that almost took out our friend Owen Wilson, because that’s the kind of manipulative spoiled cunt she is, up on some Asia Argento kick…but luckily wasn’t successful…

She continues to be a queer on Pride weekend, in Rainbow hippie panties pretending she’s a down to earth kind of spoiled fucking brat who only exists cuz she’s a spoiled fucking brat and her mom threw jobs she was too old to audition for – to her daughter…who got them – cuz acting is a scam that requires no talent…

I figure she should use topless pics as an opportunity to flash her actual milk filled fake tits….because that’s what we want to see…none of this cocktease shit…

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2018

25

Jun

Carla Howe Pussy Flash of the Day

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Carla Howe is a nobody but has 100k Instagram followers and is flashing us her pussy….

This nobody was a Playboy twin a long time ago, back when HEF was around and her and her sister got actual press, people knew them, they cared to stare or jerk off to the sister fetish so many of you perverts have…mainly because you got stuck with the ugly sister and feel you’d much rather fuck the hotter sister…to compare their genetically similar pussies…in a science experiment…that makes you cum….

Point being, Carla Howe has gone onto very exciting things, like not being remembered, and flashing her pussy in public…she’s a talent…look at how good she is…

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2018

25

Jun

Bella Thorne Dykes it Down with Tana Mongeau of the Day

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There’s some story that is going around, likely released by Bella Thorne, but who fucking pays attention to anything that idiot says, we’re more into focusing on the tits….tits she likes to show off and that have allowed hr to establish a hefty instagram following of idiots who buy whatever garbage she’s selling….probably making her feel very fucking relevant, what her family has tried to instil in her at a young age in what is important in life..what it’s all about…celebrity…people adorning you…it’s great for the ego…until they stop caring and you’re left alone seeking new addictions to fill the void….new addictions that don’t come fast enough…

Either way, the story that is going around is that she fucks this french girl on her record label, some youtuber who together know how to get noticed the easiest way….nothing wrong with that.

It’s nice to see that when a girl is sold off to the entertainment industry at a young age – before becoming a Disney Kid, turned Instagram exhibitionist who pretends to be a weirdo…instead of going to school she writes such empowering messages to her followers…like TEXAS BOARDER…which I assume is a Texas Boarding house…or a hitch hiker she let move in with her like her homeless looking try hard manipulative weirdo boyfriend…

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2018

25

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is the fired Victoria’s Secret model who still exists after being fired by the brand, like all their fired talent continues to exist after being fired by the brand, because having worked for the brand, even for just a short period of time, even if it was once, is enough to differentiate you from all women….it instantly makes you better…

That said, she’s rich, her husband is some DJ, they have a bunch of kids and she’s hanging out in IBIZA where I guess he has a residency and they are based out of for the summer, you know Euro Rave dreams…that she will sure as fuck not let homie hang out at alone, without her there to supervise and make sure no groupies who are hotter, younger, more relevant than her move in.

It’s like it’s her full time job to make sure he doesn’t stray, because she got fired from her other job.

She’s got pretty ripped abs in her bikini – not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing – but I guess a good thing since she’s a mom.

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2018

25

Jun

Iskra Lawrence is a Big Girl of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a plus sized model, who started out as a normal sized model, but put on a fat suit through eating compulsively, in what we call FAT FACE, like BLACK FACE, culturally appropriating fat life, to monetize and achieve their personal dreams…

But the fact is that they should not make bikinis or clothing for anything in this size – normalizing obesity is fucking mental.

We know that it is a national epidemic, that will suffocate the healthcare system, that is killing people prematurely, and that causes chronic diseases that the pharma companies fucking love…because it gets them repeat business….

These fat chicks think they look good and don’t look good but more importantly are unhealthy and near death is bad…it’s really fucking bad…

I get fat chicks as a fetish for weirdos, weirdos like everything…..there’s something for everyone. I just don’t think they should be used by brands to be celebrated as normalcy….because it’s not normal, it doesn’t look good, it’s fucking death…a ticking timebomb…science proves it…

But big tits though.

Iskra Lawrence Big Fat Fuck in White Leggings

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