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2018

11

Jan

Lindsay Jaylyn Price Stone in Panties in Paris of the Day

Lindsay Jaylyn Price Stone is a 41 year old actress from Soap Operas, which is basically porn to old married women or disabled out of work people, meaning her acting capabilities are likely on the pornstar level, not that acting really requires any skill, some actors are just bootleg…and often times can be found on Soap Operas…

I found it interesting that a 41 year old mom would want to post panty pics of herself jumping on a hotel bed….on her social media, and by interesting I mean disturbing…

But not as disturbing as a fact I learned on social media about Lindsay Jaylyn Price Stone….which is that her parents were raised together as brother and sister, as the Price family adopted an orphaned daughter from Korea after the Korean War.

WHAT THE FUCK…

She’s married to Donald Trump’s Chef, Australian Curtis Stone…here’s the panties.

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2018

11

Jan

Elle Fanning in an Open Robe of the Day

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Elle Fanning is a big star, but started out as the sister of a child star, and she may also be a child star, but I don’t think she was, or that her parents were that stupid….

I think the parents cultivated, groomed, trained her to be an adult star, because statistically they knew the one they used to open the doors as the child star was not likely not going to be cute, marketable, and probably have terrible fucking PTSD from being robbed of her childhood…while the cute one who had a chance to continue the family legacy…

It’s all about longevity and here she is with an OPEN robe…

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2018

11

Jan

I think Tara Reid Has an Eating Disorder of the Day

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In this era of not being allowed to say anything – because it may offend one person – and that one person – even when the minority – is enough to spin people out of control defending their honor….

So clearly, there’s something wrong with Tara Reid, whether she’s got an eating disorder, starving herself, body dysmporphia, or an AIDS, drug addiction, cancer, any other terrible fucking disease…

So to call her a zombie, or a corpse, even if you find zombies erotic…is just being insensitive to her struggles and the struggles of all the other women who starve themselves to try to look like this…and think this looks good.

AND as a Feminist, I wouldn’t feel comfortable pointing and laughing, HOWEVER, I would give her a robe to cover up, no one needs to see this shit….

Either way, we gotta focus on the BOLT ONS that were legendary failed Bolt Ons…back when she first got them….LEGENDS are real.

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2018

11

Jan

Micaela Schäfer Naked for Art of the Day

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Micaela Schafer is a fame whore from Germany, not unlike Hitler, who was also a fame whore from Germany, only Hitler’s Gimmick to get famous was fascist and to kill all the Jews, and really anyone who wasn’t Heidi Klum, while Micaela Schafer’s gimmick is just to kill any dignity she might have had if she remained a useless stripper or call girl no one knew existed, instead of being the red carpet novelty act showing her tits…..

Tits that have been been altered beyond the standard bolt on implants the girl, if you can call her a girl, she’s terrifying….a monster really…with some nipples modified to look like hearts….weird. Really weird…I am uncomfortable with that decision….

Throwback Micaela Schäfer Pussy Spreading

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2018

11

Jan

Pam Anderson Posts Lingerie Pics of the Day

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I have very little to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s been cured of the HEP…

I used to really appreciate making the HEP jokes…you know like it was a neon sign over her 5th generation breast implants….clown tits..that revolutionized a trend with trashy women in the 90s who felt she was the beacon of hot, despite being a hot chick, she destroyed herself with the surgeries, yet still exists…

But even with her “big animal friendly heart”….The only funny Pam Anderson scoop I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

Pamela Anderson Throwback Pamela Anderson Titties

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2018

11

Jan

Naked Woman in Russia And Other Videos of the Day

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Video of a plane crash

Smoker Falls Down the Stairs

Feather Hat Catches Fire

Crackhead VS Corrections Officers

Pedestrian Gets Taken Out

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2018

11

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been writing down top ten lists to myself as a form of 2018 self help and planning for the future, a sort of bucket list of to dos of things I haven’t done for whatever reason and the common thread, the one thing that pops up on every list I try to write is that I’ve never bought dirty panties off Craigslist, even though I’m disgusted by dirty panties on Craigslist, I feel it’s something you do, a right of passage of sorts, but not all of us had the disposable income to do that, but had to take the diy rob the girl at laundromat pre wash cycle or raid our mom’s laundry hamper, only the rich and luxurious can afford to buy the panties….BOURGEOISIE and for that, yet another reason I am a failure, but not for Long because I am going to make a go fund me for this and you all will contribute to my dreams

Here are some MORNING Links

Robot Strippers at CES
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Youtube Cut Ties with Logan Paul
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Angry Trucker is a Bad Idea
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Rose McGowan Claims to be Broke from Being a Brat – When Really She’s Broke from NOT WORKING
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Britney Spears Bikini
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Mike Douglas Denies Masturbation Harassment
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Bearded Dragon Waves…
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FoldiMate Prototype
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2018

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some days very little happens, especially when you do not leave your house because you’re an anti social agoraphobic who doesn’t like the winter because girls wear too much clothes for your pervert viewing, even though you’re hardly a pervert in this sexed up porned up world of perverts….

So very few eventful things go on when you get cabin fever, except realizing that the issue going on in the media of all these uptight people is because the 30 year olds who write the media are the pussy inclusive tranny loving generation, while the younger generation, the 18 year olds now, the girls on webcam are sex workers and aren’t social justice warriors, but rather straight sluts to get famous so when they get to 30..maybe I’ll be allowed to joke again….

But probably not…I’ll likely be dead…

But you know what I mean…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Celine Dion Talking to a Drunk Fan who Humped Her
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WWE’s Summer Rae’s Hot Bikini Body
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Horses Regret Going Outside
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Madison Beer Steps Out with Underboob…
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Russell Simmons Rape Count –
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Bella Hadid in a Slut Dress
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Amber Heard is a Black Widow Whore
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Rosie O’Donnell’s 6 Million Dollar House that’s for Sale
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BBC Reporter VS LEMURS
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Ashley Graham is a fat Pig in a Sheer Top.
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Toni Garrn Naked
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Mark Whalberg Negotiates Better Than a Chick – and It’s Clearly Sexism
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Kender Jenner and her Disgusting Acne
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American Idol not showing bad auditions cuz it’s mean to make fun of people
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Fat Girl Proposal
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Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone WHore Together
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Mariah Carey’s Got Rockin’ Tits
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Corey Feldman Accused of Sexual Battery
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Carrie Underwood May Sue Wendy WIlliams for Calling Out Her Face Lift
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Behati Prinsloo Tits – in a Photoshoot – from 2015
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Chloe Grace with her Beckham….
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Angelina Jolie – by the Paparazzi
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Tyra Banks – Blonde – by the Paparazzi
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Fail of the Day
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Katarina Got the Big Tits On
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Two Nude Chicks
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Pammie Lee and her Hot Tits have a Good Bush…
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Hot BUSH of the Day
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Pussy in Public
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Horny Lesbians
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Hot AMateur of the Day
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2018

10

Jan

Demi Lovato Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato is a sturdy girl, who is now pretending to be a fitness influencer, because she got dumped, and got in shape….or whatever shape this is…it’s not her at her most thick or dumpy….no belly hanging over her leggings like when she was full lesbian fat chick embracing being plus sized because she was all Body Positive….out of convenience…but then she got dumped and turned her back on all the women who were behind her and her fatness…but are too stupid to realize buying into the hype….

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2018

10

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ass of the Day

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It’s nice to see LeAnn Rimes, once marketed as a wholesome country girl, now in a thong on the beach, pushing 40, slutting out in a bikini on the beach…

Looking like a social media slut on social media…is funny to me, but so was when she got her new tits..back when she transitioned from good Christian girl to broken child star with a lot of money – set for life – and tired of being exploited – finding a way to be her true self being half naked…exhibitionist…

But her Jesus loving fans will never turn on her, even after the devil has his grip on her….It makes for a balanced existence…

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