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2018

03

Jan

Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day

Selma Hayek was at a film festival, because she’s a famous Mexican actress who made it in America based on her talents alone, I mean that and her ability to be sexually harassed until she has to rat out her pervert aggressors after the money has long been in the bank, because these tits, that she’s very liberal with, and has been her whole career because she knew they were key tools in Mattering…..are seductive…but as we’ve learned…just cuz a ho is a ho is a ho – doesn’t mean we’re allowed to offer them career advancement for sex…even after they accept…but decide 10 years later it was a bad choice cuz it’s too far gone to go back on and take away from her..

All these people – nuts.

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2018

03

Jan

Selena Gomez New Face For Coach of the Day

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Selena Gomez is some real fucking bullshit…but I do like that she’s actually had a Kidney Transplant, even if she was destined to die, but too rich to die, which in and of itself is unfair…but at least she had that Kidney Transplant so that we know her disease is actually real…prior to that, I just assumed she was angling it to get sympathy from people, like she did with her

She’s been cast for this campaign with COACH, paid a lot of fucking money she likely doesn’t actually deserve, but that she gets thanks to a series of events, or lies, from a mother who whored her to Disney as a kid, to having a lot of followers on social media after sucking Zuckerberg dick to getting sympathy from all for a disease and now an Organ transplant…it’s just a good management team, PR Team, and hustle, while she sits back and lets it all happen…..

All you need is thatbasic marketing team that go for the easy solution, thanks to laziness…with lots of budget who are like “let’s choose Selena Gomez”…when no one ever actually cares about Selena Gomez…..except maybe the people she houses for their organs like a crazy person she likely is…she was raised in Hollywood you know.

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2018

03

Jan

Charlotte McKinney’s Butt is Not her Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney decided to start posting titty pics, bikini pics, slutty pics on her social media the last couple of days, in what I can assume is her New Years Resolution, in attempt to get her 2018 started right, maybe to try to get some attention to herself, maybe to try to make some money, or maybe to make some rich boyfriend jealous, reminding him what she’s capable of and what she’s all about, even though she doesn’t post on the regular, that requires too much effort to take a slutty selfie…you know cuz these instagram girls, for the most part, are just that fucking lazy…

Well, it turns out that one of her posts involved her ass, where you will see, is not quite as impressive as her tits…but I guess is still better than her bunk face.

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2018

03

Jan

Bella Hadid for Vogue Korea of the DAy

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Here are some pictures of Bella Hadid that will remind all of you that Bella Hadid’s face is fucking creepy, even terrifying, and that will hopefully remind Bella Hadid to keep her focus on her body and not her face, because despite all the attention she’s getting, the hype that’s around her, it’s just fake news and marketing….she isn’t actually hot, not even with all her face injections, she is just an average at best, overrated, but at least she’s not fat trying to make it as a fat chick because there’s nothing more offensive than that…not even a rich kid making it in the world of fashion thanks to being rich and having a sister pave the way for her and a dad pay the bills to get her famous for her…without any of that, she’d likely be none of this…but she’s still work a fuck, provided her pussy isn’t banged out too hard by all the black cock she’s taken…you know for you micro cock…not that that would happen, we’re talking hypotheticals here.

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2018

03

Jan

Halsey Rippin’ Lines in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey’s got a pretty good ass…I mean she’s 23 but as we can learn from other 23 year olds…not all have good asses…just as Ariel Winter and other fat chicks…

She’s in a bikini, in Miami, being lame as fuck on a boat for the paparazzi, dancing around like an idiot – because like all girls her age…she loves the attention…

So Halsey is the voice you’ve probably heard on at least on shitty radio song that she’s not the star of….you know the featured vocal playing the girl part, because she networked with a couple of dudes who created a viral music, that EDM shit….making videogame music for half retard ADD kids that are now the mainstream….

I used to go to raves because I would drink all night and it was the only place to go – and those raver kids were fucking odd in the late 90s…computer coders, weird awkward girls, all in costumes….but in the 2017s…it’s a bro filled instagram cesspool of shit party….that make girls like Halsey and I guess street drug vendors money..

The world is too weird for me….but here she is in a bikini raging…

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2018

03

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Very Important Nude Pic of the Day

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Kendall Jenner may be some clickbait designed by her money grubbing mother….she may be the clickbait that fell into a family of fame whores that paved the way for her to be a famewhore too….but the reality of it is that it all sort of fell into her lap at a young age…she doesn’t remember a time before the fame thing and the American people being obsessed with her…allowing her skinny body to be used in fashion, a little higher brow than the rest of them, because the fashion industry liked her audience…and paid for that audience…

In her latest news, besides getting her boyfriend to get paternity tests on his kids, to make sure they are his, she’s decided to deleted her app that apparently kids have and follow her like little creeps, even though she’s the worst idol for them to have…vapid, useless and all that other good stuff that comes with being a terrible fucking human / Kardashian…

But the most interesting thing about her is that her dad cut off his dick and goes through life as a woman..that’s gotta fuck a kid up….but I guess when you have no soul, you can’t get fucked up…but you can get naked for a campaign you’re involved in….amazing times…

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2018

03

Jan

Girl in Bikinis Jumping in Snow of the Day

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It’s still cold as fuck, so here’s little bikini snow jump…. a video masterly shot starring two aspiring instagram girls, who unlike most instagram girls, have a bit of a personality and don’t mind looking a little fun and silly and wild, by jumping into the snow in a bikini, because the snow doesn’t phase them, or maybe the level of plastic surgery they have in their faces, asses and tits, have fucked up their nerve endings making them not feel heat or cold…them receptors got turned off from the fillers..

Or maybe I’m just an asshole….who can enjoy girls in bikinis, one with an awesome ass, jumping in snow.

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2018

03

Jan

Miley Cyrus Naked Throwboack Pics of the Day

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For some reason these Miley Cyrus pics by Terry Richardson from an era where Miley Cyrus was learning all about being a feminist and about gender rules, disney kid rebellion, child star right of passage, doing the hipster hustle all the instagram girls getting naked were doing, like growing out bush and armpit hair..and getting naked because it’s liberating…all to piss off her fiance…and basically generate buzz to get her paid – and it got her paid…allowing her to focus on her passion…Country Music…because it’s even more lucrative…because Country Folk are forgiving, have longevity or great lifetime value and still buy CDS because them there computers are confusing…

I figure why not post these because they are pretty much the best thing she’s done…unless you’re a fan of The Voice..

I guess this was for some mainstream shoot, but people will call me porn for posting it, fuck you people…

I don’t know how to convince the world that this site is SFW but it is….assholes.

Naked Miley – always new enough to me…

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2018

03

Jan

Britney Spears Loves her Boy Toy of the Day

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Britney Spears tells her boyfriend she loves him – in some post she’s posted to her social media in what we can assume is a cry for help, or a diversion, because clearly the boyfriend is a homosexual actor used to distract her from the prison she is in….and as a gay icon, she’d easily get all the gays striving for a better life…to try to K-Fed her.

Makes sense to me…

But then again, who wouldn’t want Britney Spears as their Girlfriend….she’s medicated, hot bodied, rich as fuck, always working, slaving away for her family really, and you just get to sit back and either be an accessory…or nap by the pool…

It’s a good life being a mooch, I do it on a scaled down version because my obese wife is on Disability for being obese…and it gives me the freedom to do these ever so important posts on Britney Spears.

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2018

03

Jan

Ana Braga Sexy Shower Shoot of the Day

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Ana Braga is my favorite 50 year old Vegas stripper who has taken over my snapchat that you likely don’t follow…at least once…because we are friends like that…and she’s on a mission to get where she wants to go…wherever that is..with money, with fame, with media hits in magazines like a bit of a troll…and she’s out there putting the work in…doing these irrelevant photoshoots for no reason..other than showing off her rocking Brazilian body for a 50 year old, looking like some Pam Anderson inspired back in the 90s when Pam Anderson mattered, trash with bolt on tits that look like they were put on in the early 90s before breast implant technology got sophisticated…

I like it, she’s a fetish, a weird fetish, but a fetish none the less…

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