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2017

13

Dec

Bregje Heinen with her Titty Out Photoshoot of the Day

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like dog shit because her last client made her fuck some frozen dog shit, it was his thing, and she had no time to shower, because you get what you pay for…

BREGJE…

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…WITH HER TITTIES OUT…

ALL photoshopped professionally….WITH HER TITTIES OUT..

I am so glad we get the exclusive look at the TITTIES OUT…you know because she’s not digging deep by taking the TITTIES out to get noticed, that would be shameless…and this is a lady we’re talking about..

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2017

13

Dec

Demi Lovato – Full Make-Up – Inside Tit of the Day

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Demi Lovato decided to show some inside tit, that’s the singular cleavage on the inside side of the tit, not the undertit, or the side tit, it’s more than that, it’s better than that, it’s the deep inner tit that lives pressed up against the other tit, assuming she has one, but we can’t tell from this shameless selfie angle, we only see the one…

I am not a Demi Lovato, or Demi Moore fan for that matter, I find the name Demi idiotic…but I really find this one annoying…because as I look at her selfie, where she’s basically had her face half erased from the make-up and filters, I remember a time when she was dating Wilmer Valderamma and embraing the whole no-make-up Monday I think she called it…

Yes, the fact I know that is ridiculous, but the fact that a fat dumpy bitch in a relationship produced content around it to the fat dumpy fans – and got press for it – only to turn her back on TWO years of her pushing this agenda – to become a fucking Kardashian…is more ridiculous..

Why do you people make these people famous…HER TITS AREN’T EVEN THAT GOOD so it can’t be that…

Perverts.

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2017

13

Dec

Beate Muska Lookin’ Good half Naked of the Day

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I googled Beate Muska to make sure that she wasn’t Chad Muska’s wife, then daughter, cuz he’s likely pretty old now, but also pretty rich, because along with being a pro skater at the right time, he was able to start up a few Shoe companies, clothing companies, that I think were sold for millions, if not hundreds of millions of dollars, and he was also a DJ or music person, who put a boombox in a backback in the 90s, cuz he was so Rave….and I have fucking no idea why I know so much about Chad Muska, I blame being a burnout crackhead in 1998 with a Playstation and Tony Hawk Pro Skater…

So it’d make sense if she was his daughter, or if she was his wife he imported touring, I mean who knows or cares what Chad Muska is up to these days…but from all the hard research I’ve done, she’s just ethnic, in LA, trying to make it, all skinny girl and amazing face, I mean that Jawline is sold…and I support her positioning herself as a 22 year old in a bikini….it works for me, and for you…and for the entire human race…there are people dying, and this won’t save them, but they can jerk off to it.

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2017

13

Dec

Megan Fox Still Lives and is in Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know whether these Megan Fox pictures are new or old. I do know that they are rumored to be for some bootleg version, or international version of a known magazine brand, which really means nothing, sometimes those bootleg magazines aren’t even affiliated with the American one people think of as relevant because they’ve been around forever…

I do know that something’s going on in her middle aged brain – probably from mental health issues, maybe post-partem depression after so many fucking kids, with her captor from when she was hot, Brian Austin Green, someone she’s stuck with since he originally brain washed her, not necessarily someone who she’s been exclusive or loyal to, a girl’s gotta make a living, case some movies, feel important, become brand ambassador to a classic Hollywood Lingerie shop…at 40 years old…

So she’s trying to stay hot, stay remembered, matter and it’s weird… I prefer when sex tapes are the solution to feeling a need to be wanted, not shitty posing…but whatever…people, mainly perverts still like her…and that’s what this is about really…this Christmas time of year.

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2017

13

Dec

Olesya Rulin is a High-School Musical Girl in a Sexy Shoot of the Day

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I was forced to watch High School Musical this year for the first time, the things I will do for the love and admiration of a 26 year old girl from TINDER’s tits….in her DORM room, she’s a little slow on her undergrad…whatever.

Point of the story is I don’t remember Olesya Rulin, possibly because I was too busy looking at the tits in the dorm room, not the actually bullshit movie I originally thought was a TV show…I do remember Ashley Tisdale’s mangled face, this time annoying in “live action”…a decade ago…and Vanessa Hudgens not in her nudes…while Olesya Rulin just didn’t stand out to me…

But here she is….doing sexy internet photoshoots showing off what could be a hot body…I appreciate the effort, she may not have got famous yet…but she’s making the right moves and there’s still hope for her…you can tell by her tight body.

I guess I should see what her face looks like before being so encouraging…I get easily carried away when photoshoots show skin.

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2017

13

Dec

Iggy Azalea is Plastic and Terrifying of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is pretty hilariously shaped, I mean she obviously gets work done, humans are shaped like this, she looks like a fucking cartoon, but not the kind of cartoon you weirdo hentai masturbators would jerk off to, I mean I actually don’t know if that’s true, people who jerk off to hentai are fucking work, but the kind of work she gets done is fucking hilarious regardless, not sexy to me, but black dudes like it and that works for her, but she looks like an instagram filter, and could be instagrammed filter, the stomach liposuction-ed, the legs and ass thick, walking around like some kind of ostrich…

I don’t get when sex appeal looked like this, but I blame the Kardashians…and the mooch bitches like Iggy Azalea trying to cash in on it.

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2017

13

Dec

Abby Brothers Naked for Playboy’s Cruelty to Animals Issue of the Day

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Abby Brothers is naked….

Naked with a wild animal

That should NOt be in captivity.

That should be Wild….

Like what the fuck is this petting Zoo….with some fucking hooker, instagram THOT, naked chick….

Is this supposed to be a next level viral shoot, hoping for the clicks?

It’s 2018 in three weeks motherfuckers, why are people being mean to animals, you think the fucking animal wants to be there, sure the asshole who captured him and exploits him to the idiot production companies that put out content like this what him there, he makes 1500 or more a day, but the cat doesn’t want to be there and should have mauled this low level instagram abusive to animals, in Playboy cuz playboy is hurting and will feature any and all instagram girls…shit…

I am offended by any asshole who shoots these pics, any model who participates in this shoot, no matter how desperate she is to get noticed….and you should be too.

Not to mention, if you’re gonna do a nude shoot and not show pussy, but rather stand next to a giant pussy….you fucking suck…..and deserve to remain low fucking level…

I hate this.

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2017

13

Dec

Amazing Hooker Rockin’ the Car and Other Videos of the Day

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The Fleshlight Muffler

Woman Tries to Sneak into Prison with 12 Pistols

Police Detain 11 Year Old girl at Gun Point

Deputies save Inmate in a Crazy WAy…

Hot Football Wife…

Middle Aged Chinese Women – Using Make-Up to Seem Hot – Like Every Instagram Girl

Two Body Slams…

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2017

13

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some people want to be home for the holidays, or I guess what was once called home for Christmas, before Christmas became non-inclusive enough for all the other religions, who I guess were the Minority and found it rude to not be included in the Starbucks Christmas cup, even though a little pervert climbing down trees to lure naughty girls to be good girls and rewarding good girls with gifts under the tree, instead of into his van has pretty much nothing to do with Jesus at all…or his birth…really…

I just want to be a homewrecker for the holidays, you know find those strained relationships, the ones with the cracks in them from all the years of resentment and jump my 300 pound ass on them, so finding those miserable, sad, disappointed, exhausted women is key…I start at the grocery store, but I see them everywhere, now it’s just a matter of seducing them…or framing their husbands having sex with women to seduce them…but first they have to stop threatening to mace me when they see me outside their houses…or walking behind them in the park…

Homewrecking for the Holidays…a complicated task….but like Santa, I’m committed.

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TWO Bros Try to Fight for their Right to Party – at Some City Council Meeting…
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Christmas Viral Video of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence Whining About being Sexually Abused
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Very Cute Bat Getting Saved
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Trailer for James Camerons New Movie
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The Racist Bullied Kid that all the Celebs Sucked Up To – Is Such a Good Story I’m sad I missed
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Fat Slob Model – Who Can’t be a Model – Is in a Bikini Being Fat as Fuck
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The Gianni Agnelli Doc Looks good…
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EA Gets Trolled During Game Show
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Wendy Williams Says Azealia Banks Sells Ass for a Living
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2017

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the season…..to watch Christmas themed movies, or Christmas themed porn, unless you’re Jewish, in which case you’re lighting your candles tonight, and likely counting your pennies…in your mansions….

Or maybe you’re a non believer, in which case you are likely a very miserable and lonely person, if you’re on this site you most likely are, but Christmas has a way of giving us hope, even though it always disappoints, but going into it, there’s that small chance it may not suck..or at least that we can find girls who are alone for the holidays looking for a tree to wear Christmas lingerie under..but the snow is falling, decorations are out, but unfortunately the slutty outfits are not, they all staying inside and you’re not invited inside…and if they do leave all these covered up bitches in public shopping, are dressed wholesome like we don’t live in the instagram porn era…where they are all NAKED..

CONFUSING TIMES for a nostalgic guy like me…

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Katie Holmes, John Holme’s Brother, at Some Event in a Dress
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David Duchuvny Fucking a 20 Year old
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Bella Hadid Big Cleavage in Brooklyn…
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Dove Cameron’s Got Booty
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Maga Storm is Brewing
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Get Your Smoke On – LUXURY….
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Some Bitch Named Petra – Naked in Miami
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Nicky Whelan – Nipples
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Dakota Johnson is Fucking Chris Martin the Gay Dude with Herpes from Coldplay…

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Weird Beagle Edit..
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Today Show Ratings Booming Since Lauer Died
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Batali Sex Assaulted 4 Women
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Farrah Abraham is Hosting a XXXMAS party
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Madison Beer Out in a Crop Top with her Titties On…

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Some Shitty New Spider Man Trailer
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Fails of the Week
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Bourdain Knew Batali was a Creep and Pretends to be Sensitive and Care – While Being a Creep
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Nicky Whelan Got Nips
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Scott Disick and Richie Fight in Miami

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Last Jedi Autocomplete Interview…
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Wild Fire Rabbit…Lives…
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Iskra Lawrence – Fat Bitch…
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Jodie Sweetin Shopping…
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Romee Strijd in Elle UK
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Aly Raisman in Shorts…
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Kylie Minogue in a Pink Dress
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Carol Alt Leg…
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Rat Cow’s Big Tits in a Slutty Selfie video
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