I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2017

01

Dec

Alana Zimmer for some Fashion Bullshit of the Day

Alana Zimmer for some Fashion Bullshit

Her name is Alana Zimmer, she’s a 30 year old tall model from Kitchener Canada who apparently moved to New York to be a model after being discovered working at a shitty chain restaurant..I mean I guess those stories happen…I’ve seen models working places but never bothered trying to lock them into contracts…but it happens.

She goes to NYU in Psychology, because it’s a good tactic to get a work visa, it’s a good tactic to get out of Canada, it’s a good place for rich kids to spend their time, because the American Dream applies to everyone…and there’s just so much she can do with her Pyschology degree, like continue to work as a model because she’s tall, cash the fuck in, or work at Ben and Jerrys…or as a waitress where she started…

Here she is in a photoshoot for some magazine you’ve never heard of, pretty naked, but never naked enough, shot by hipster phony photographer Zoey Grossman…and her piss straight gross man pics…that I think she’s leveraged to shoot for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated now…because scammers scam…and troll the fuck out of things..

I guess this doesn’t matter…she’s got an interesting look and she’s naked.

Posted in:Alana Zimmer

2017

01

Dec

Kylie Hannah By Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Kylie Hannah By Andrew Kuykendall

I have no idea who Kylie Hannah is, I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is though, I’ve linked him up with pornstars for at least one photoshoot that was amazing, so I am a fan of all he does and all the girls he takes pics of…even if I would normally be a hater towards hot chicks getting naked to improve their profile, to expand their personal brand, which in and of itself is crazy of me, but only because it’s crazy of them…

I do believe that if you are a woman, you should use your hot body to get ahead, but I just don’t like when women pretend they aren’t manipulating us with their sex appeal, only to throw in our face that we sexualize them, when clearly..they sexualize themselves.

That said, Kylie Hannah…good times.

Posted in:Kylie Hannah

2017

01

Dec

Australian TV Hoe Almost Got Killed and Other Videos of the Day

Cops in Brazil Tase an Inmate’s Ass

Dude Avoids Getting Hit by Shitty Driver…

Baby Moose Rescue

Cat Feeding Puppies

Cop Using PIT Maneuver

Chinese High Rise Safety Gear

Chinese Dude Re-Paints the Road

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

01

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to think of myself as a Christmas miracle….not because I got an erection for the first time in a long time today….just a good old fashion spontaneous erection…on the FIRST day of Christmas…or because I am a fat bearded pervert who likes young pussy, not quite as young as Santa likes em, but mainly because I came to town all over my red suit, which is more of a soiled sweatsuit…not that that’s happened yet, but the day is young, the weekend is near and Christmas parties are happening.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lauer’s Working on a 30 Million Dollar Pay Out
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez is Fucking Ugly
CLICK HERE

Guy Films Himself Farting in Front of his Girlfriend for the First Time
CLICK HERE

Fat Slut in Fat Chick Lingerie Being Fat
CLICK HERE

Dog Experiencing Snow for the First Time
CLICK HERE

Nerd Jerk Off Material
CLICK HERE

Watch SFW Webcam Clips of the Week
CLICK HERE

Celebrity Porn!!
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

01

Dec

Emily Labowe Nude Shoots of the Day

Her name is Emily Labowe …she sounds french and European and exciting or some shit and she’s the star of a shoot that looks like every other shoot – but in a world where I have decided as many people as I can in day who get naked or half naked for attention – I never get tired of old and tired things…not that Emily Labowe is old or tired, I have no idea what her deal is…not about to look it up, it’s friday and I have important things to do…like stare at her nudes, it’s all I need to know about her.

Posted in:Emily Labowe|SFW

2017

01

Dec

35% Off the DrunkenSweatshop for XXXmas of the Day

We’re offering a 35% off site wide sale on all the amazing products in the DrunkenSweatshop, just put in the code XXXmas….all curated by this guy right here…ME…your stepfather…who doesn’t get drunk and say inappropriate things to you, I just write them….

It’s the proper balance of pervert shit…to gift or keep for yourself…and I’m giving you a good fucking deal stop being an asshole…


Get yours now perfect for Christmas –
CLICK HERE NOW!

Posted in:stepHOLIDAY|stepXMAS

2017

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

Tis the season, it’s a few hours closer to December, closer to one less Christmas for you to celebrate in your unfulfilled life, lighting of trees, people shopping, and not one girl I’ve seen in the grocery store buying Christmas treats has offered to suck me off, this season of Giving and goodwill towards men seems like a lot of bullshit…I’m talking to you pregnant girl in leggings how about using that throat a little more, you’re poor uterus will thank you…

Lonely women during the holidays never choose me as their bad decision and that’s the life I live…Here are some stepLINKS…

WTF is this Angelina Jolie Clone….
CLICK HERE

Jodie Sweetin Big Titties Fighting her Ex on Child Support
CLICK HERE

Phoebe Price is God
CLICK HERE

Selena GOmez Still Fucks The Weeknd
CLICK HERE

Old Lady Scarjo in a Tight Dress
CLICK HERE

Brutal Head Kick
CLICK HERE

Crashing the Fuck Out of Christmas Ornaments
CLICK HERE

Britney Spears Titty at a Sports Show

CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner See Thru
CLICK HERE

Suki Waterhouse See Through
CLICK HERE

Slut in Daisy Dukes
CLICK HERE

Chased by an Angry Sea Lion
CLICK HERE

Margot Robbie in a Slutty Dress
CLICK HERE

Chanel Westcoast Belittle’s Bouncer – in a Crazy Fucking Way – with her Weird Fake Accent..

CLICK HERE

A Hollywood Personal Assistant is Suing a Hollywood Player for Exposing her to HIV
CLICK HERE

Daft Punk is Playing at James Franco’s House
CLICK HERE

Hungry Otter Opens the Fridge
CLICK HERE

Rooftop Beer Chug Fail

CLICK HERE

Everything New and Streaming in December
CLICK HERE

The Man Who Shut Down Trump’s Twitter
CLICK HERE

Sweet Photo Series of a Husband a Wife Fighting Cancer Together
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Frenchy Morgan Topless
CLICK HERE

Edie Falco TOpless in 2005
CLICK HERE

Kim Garner Leayjer Pants
CLICK HERE

Old Lady Genevieve’s CLickbait Calendar
CLICK HERE

Hailey Baldwin Looks Tranny
CLICK HERE

Stephanie Pratt Got Tits
CLICK HERE

Madison Beer Leggings
CLICK HERE

Corinne Olympios Round Ass Vaper of the Day

CLICK HERE

Julianne Hough in Leggings
CLICK HERE

Piper Perabo
CLICK HERE

Emanuelle Chriqui in a Tight Dress
CLICK HERE

Miss Universe Sucks
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
================

I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
CLICK HERE

Titty Flash!
CLICK HERE

Amateur Meat!
CLICK HERE

Some Chick Named Kelly Reading…NAKED
CLICK HERE

Random Tumblr Porn of the Day

CLICK HERE

This Site is Life!!
CLICK HERE

Girl Dildos herself on a Cruise
CLICK HERE

Good BUSH
CLICK HERE

Some Claire Abbott Chick Nude…

CLICK HERE

Here’s A Ton of Fucking Porn you Perverts….
CLICK HERE

Guide to Tits
CLICK HERE

Kinky Lesbians
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

End Depression while Getting High!
DON’T CLICK HERE

Get Celebrity Sex Scenes Now…..
DON’T CLICK HERE

Sign My Season 7 of Longmire Petition
DON’T CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

30

Nov

Halle Berry Bikini Booty from a Distance of the Day

Halle Berry Bikini Booty

Halle Berry lives matter….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, and the only black thing about her is that she never met her dad who was black….

She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse…

She has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, like she was a racist – if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….rockin tits.

This is her ass though, not so bad for a 100 year old, those Black GENES coming in handy, like they have so often for her…

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2017

30

Nov

Isabeli Fontana Slutty Magazine Cover of the Day

Isabeli Fontana Slutty Magazine Cover

Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system…..

Why don’t you get them fired like they were Matt Lauer, you know have every mall in America cut their lease agreements, and get VISA and MASTERCARD to stop doing business with them…since they are fucking perverts..

And why the fuck hasn’t Seacrest gone down yet? He’s the actual biggest pervert around and the network is running campaign commercials saying how great he is, when I know first HAND that he’s a fucking predator on hot aspiring models trying to make it in LA…

Sure this has nothing to do with MOM Fontana showing her tits, but I just go where my head takes me…what the fuck am I supposed to say about Fontana, I don’t give a fuck about her or who she is….and I’m sure the feeling is mutual.

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW

2017

30

Nov

Kate Moss Titties in a Helicopter of the Day

Kate Moss Titties in a Helicopter

Kate Moss has tits, tits we’ve seen for fucking ever, pretty much since she started, nice long nipples you’d want to suck on like you were every dude who mattered in acting or music in the 90s and 00s who got to suck her tits, cuz she was that kind of girl…an icon people obsess over because she was so cool, caught doing coke at parties and owned it in an era where people hated admitting they did coke….

I don’t know why at 50 she’s flashing tits in a helicopter, but she is Kate Moss and has this cool factor that means she has no choice but to flash her tits to just remind people who and what Kate Moss is about…her not giving a fuck while giving a fuck hustle…clearly works…and here she is, I’ll keep watching her in action, I just wish there was more bush involved.

Posted in:Kate Moss