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2017

30

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Mom with Mom Tits with her Free Class Coupons Walking a Dog of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is keeping HYDRATED on RUNYON walking her dog she’s had for a long time…

I don’t keep track of Amanda Seyfried, she bores me, so she may have had her baby or not….she was pregnant and doesn’t look pregnant so is probably not pregnant

She’s old now, tired, boring, but has always been boring in public, only really interesting because shestolen Lindsay Lohan’s career back when people remembered who Lindsay Lohan was, which no one really remembers now, just a vague concept of her….

She would do these shitty Disney movies and offset them with some slutty getting naked movie, and she had big tits on her little frame, big tits that are now mom tits, staying hydrated walking her dog…

I guess where she lost my vote was when she was dating Justin Long the Mac Guy…I was like…this girl’s over…not cuz I care what dicks enter any girl, even girls I date, but because Justin Long is the fucking worst and anyone who associates with him should be shot….

That said, here she is walkign for her fans.

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2017

30

Nov

Selena Gomez in a Magazine Because People Care About Her New Kidney of the Day

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Selena Gomez is a garbage human, who pretends she’s religious, goes to church like a good hispanic, but the reality is that she’s the opposite of religion, her whole life is about getting people to worship her, like the fake idol that she is, it is also about making too much money, being a vapid and vain pile of shit, who even gets plastic surgery which isn’t what GOD intended for her, she works with evil corporations and above all…she harvests organs to replace her BUNK ASS organs, because she’s got some AUTO IMMUNE disease…PLAYING GOD WITH NO RESPECT FOR GOD..

But it makes a good story for magazines to feature her, to pretend she’s a hero for not dying when she was supposed to, a PR hustle to get more money into her broken down at the core of who she is soul…

I am not a fan and she doesn’t even look good. Fuck this bitch…

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2017

30

Nov

Cardi B Got Them Titties On of the DAy

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Cardi B got them titties ON, got them TITTIES out…she’s the Megan Markle of the music world, from stripper cashing in, to reality star, to Billboard number 1, not pretending to be anything but a ho is a ho is a ho and I dig that…

Because there’s nothing worse than these bitches who are actually sex workers, far dirtier than Cardi B, pretending they are holier than thou, whatever that means, but I’ve seen my share of sugar babies who think they are on equal footing to the rich guy who treats them like a hooker..in that Girlfriend Experience…hot.

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2017

30

Nov

Hannah Ferguson Bathing Suit Model of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson was a big girl model in Sports Illustrated. Some rich kid with tits who wanted to have the mainstream sports watching man watch her tits half naked and she made that happen because rich girls make things happen…

Well, she’s slimmed the fuck down dramatically, she’s made friends with other models and has moved her way into more traditional modeling world…she goes to fashion week and I guess is working on other goals like Victoria’s Secret..you know mainstream shit..

She’s doing a campaign for Express, catalog pics that bore me, but that are still a bikini model, trying to be a fashion model, for a mall brand, back in bikinis and they can and should be stared at….

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2017

30

Nov

Katharine McPhee Vagina Reduced of the Day

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There were leaked pics of Katharine McPhee that were actually of Katharine McPhee because the lawyers emailed me to take the pics down…which means “GUILTY AS CHARGE” and the pics of Katharine McPhee from her leaked hack…or icloud hack…were from her LABIA REDUCTION surgery….scabs on the chopped off lips and blood on the panty pics..that I guess she sent to her doctor…but that no one should ever fucking see..

But I guess she wasn’t a feminist who thought all pussy is perfect, and was insecure about how those lips filled her bathing suit and got the chop like she was Bruce Jenner…

These are some selfies of her tits,not all of her tits, but still her tits.

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2017

30

Nov

Kendall Jenner in See Through of the Day

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Kendall Jenner went to an event in a see through shirt, because of course she fucking did..

I try to avoid all these fame whores, attention seekers, who are getting paid big money, despite being garbage, barely hot, just well followed reality stars…but sometimes, they break through and I have no choice but to participate…in a what the fuck is this nonsense, how is she the most important model or personality in the world, she’s so fucking boring, even with her tits out, why can’t the family, the whole family, go down in a plane crash…it’s needed…

Sometimes, I have no choice to say, this is pop culture, what the bummy kids like…because it is…and let’s just hope they follow her lead and get some shirts like this so that my grocery store experience is better.

I don’t know who this dude is…but she’s up to seducing him….

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2017

30

Nov

Rihanna in a Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna has given up trying, she’s at that level of fame where she doesn’t need to try..you know ho wit is…

Rihanna from child hooker who made it in America thanks to a good pervert who vacationed in Barbados…has made the 100s of millions…and can sit back and ride it out..because she has left her mark and will forever be – Rihanna..

Dazed magazine, not to be confused with the exploitative Paper magazine, who try to break the internet by exploiting black women who have made it in the white world, not that Kim Kardashian is black, or can be exploited more than she’s exploited herself….put out their own break the internet, featuring Rihanna…but not for having an orgy with herself, like you’d expect from her, at least in her slutty years…and not for balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass, but for being really fucking scaled down, not made up, like a girl in art school out at a bar…fully clothed…and I guess it’s to not piss off her Arab billionaire suitor who wants his girl to be respectable…or maybe it’s cuz she’s given up, her weight gain would make you assume that…and this is zero hot…

I guess everyone has a lifespan and she’s managed to make a lot of fucking money in a short period of time that she could pretty much take selfies of herself shitting, taking nasty fucking dumps after eating too many chicken wings, and people would still go nuts for her…give her brand deals….and celebrate whatever scam it is she managed to pull off…

There’s a nipple…

THE GOOD NEWS IN RIHANNA NEWS IS THAT SHE’S ANTI TRANNY…not so much anti tranny, but into hiring women not trannies, because celebrate women not trannies, trannies are just men parodying women, and the world accepting them so widely is just catering to their mental illness..

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2017

30

Nov

Suki Waterhouse See Through of the Day

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These are from Yesterday, but I’m lazy…and only one person doing this for pennies….so here it is now..

Suki Waterhouse is clearly looking for an angle now that Brad Cooper, her A-List boyfriend left her for Irina Shayk to make Russian babies with the opportunist…and I guess the angle she chose was walk around for the paparazzi 3/4 naked, play it off as fashion, while really it’s just erratic and crazy behavior..out there looking for any nibble she can get, ideally from another rich A Lister as it’s good for her personal brand’s profile…

She’s a model, she’s alright, this outfit is great, if you don’t think about the sad and desperate rich kid who mattered for a minute place this one came from…I mean I want to see everyone’s panties, even yours…so BRING IT…she BRANG it.

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2017

30

Nov

Josephine Skriver Humanoid Ass for Instagram of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a humanoid, or an AI, which is nice because the future of women is going to be something we can program into doing what we want, without all the bullshit, like periods, pregancy, complaining, and spending all our damn money…and whatever else you hate about women….like them not wanting to fuck you, while your humanoid won’t ever say no….

She’s probably the hottest VS has to offer, not that I care about VS or their human sex trafficking….but I do see hot when hot is presented to me..

And designer DNA programming, the future of human, choose height, weight and everything else…is what all parents should do…

You see, she was made in a lab with Human DNA, so she’s really fucking realistic, but the problem with her biologist making her human, is that she’s got the human brain and can be as annoying as you’d expect a human woman who looks this good to be…

And she’s posting butt shots on social media – where other people are just regular DNA are getting butt shots deleted..while she just dials into her humanoid programming and communicates with the instagram algorhithm AI on a BINARY CODE level…

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2017

30

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram of the Day

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Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – the topless / bra pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use what you got…cuz you’re pushing 50 fucking years old…it…

I guess it’s not that interesting,

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