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2017

30

Nov

Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do….

I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY…

Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters…

This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market…

Hot for Christmas….

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2017

30

Nov

Kelly Brook Christmas Sex Doll for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook  Christmas Sex Doll for Instagram

Kelly Brook is a fat chick, with fat tits, who would starve herself before her titty shoots to look less fat, but was still fat.

I’ve met Rugby players who have fucked her and have passed around pics of her for comedic purposes…

I’ve also met fat chicks, I even married one and I can tell you with confidence that fat chicks are just lazy slobs…and all the rationalizing fat chicks is just them finding excuses to be lazy..

Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher….

In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occasionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits….

The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, pigs like Ariel Winter….and even Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame…now girls are pushing 200 lbs….

But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat…

Kelly Brook is an early adopter to being a fat chick….she’s pushing 50 by now…still fat, still click baiting….this time for Christmas. Tis the Season…

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2017

30

Nov

Lady Gaga Posted Bikini Weirdness on Instagram of the Day

Lady Gaga Posted Bikini Weirdness on Instagram

It’s not secret that Lady Gaga is the fucking worst. Her music, her overall branding of herself, the fact that she was this ugly rich kid from New York, who finally got accepted by the masses and really took that seriously…she found her angle, of being this weirdo, and the weirder she is, the more she sold and rode it hard, so hard it became boring, typical, try hard, because she was trying hard…acting like she didn’t care, while being try hard…all while being ugly the entire fucking time…

Well, now she’s on a beach in a thong in heels, because of course she is, she’s Lady Gaga and wants you to remember her, even though I actively try to forgot or avoid all things Gaga..but thanks to brainwashing…I know all her songs….terrible…

I don’t know what this Kim Kardashian thong weirdness is, but it’s probably gotta do with her Fibryomyalgia

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2017

30

Nov

Man Swipes a Girl’s Ass – Turns Into a Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

Tiger Sharks in Miami Prepping to Eat All the Art Basel Scenesters

How to Get a Seat on a Train in China

Dude Stands in the Road to Get Hit By a Car….

Drunk Driver Hits Stopped Cop Car

Female Passenger in a Car Chase Jumps Out of Moving Car

Terrifying Factory Explosion.

Road Crosser of the Day

Masturbating Pervert in the Parking Lot

Another Road Crosser

Pathfinder VS Home

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I see women in mini skirts all the time, just walking around in mini skirts, and I don’t understand why, especially now in this era of every single man is a rapist, just look at the news….and I know they all get all mad with that whole “I didn’t deserve it because I was wearing a skirt, I wasn’t asking for it”….well you were giving your potential rapist easy access…it’s like get more clothes on, not less…it’s not your fault a rapist got you in your mini skirt but you sure didn’t make it harder for him….stop stripping down…dress up..

Preventative measures. Not everyone who doesn’t wear a bike helmet dies of a head injury….but people still wear fucking helmets…

Dress up!

Here are some morning links…


Details on Lauer’s Sex Offence…Since Everyone’s a Rapist
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Crash Test Center in Switzerland Smashing up Christmas Toys…
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Rooftop Beer Chug Goes Wrong
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Naked Celebs from Sex Scenes
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Some Whore Protesting Canada Goose..
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Miss South Africa as Miss Universe…
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Jennifer Lawrence is a cunt
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2017

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I heard high school kids yelling at each other saying “That’s not what you said when I fucked you up the ass”…

And I thought…at least not everyone is a pussy about dudes being creeps..and that maybe the new generation of girls will be less sensitive than the 30 year olds who haven’t quite made it and angled it to get the mother fucker….like this – Matt Lauer acting like a Creep…

Who cares about any of this fake news to distract from the government taking over Bitcoin, the internet, your life, making you a drone….when you can look at tits instead…

Here are some stepLINKS….

NOOOOOo!!!! Garrison Keillor of Prairie Home Companion Fame is a Creeper….
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Hottest Arrivals at the Victoria’s Secret Show…
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Miss South Africa – Miss Universe….
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Why The Fuck is Matt Lauer Getting the Ax and Not Seacrest? What the Hell Man
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Shay Mitchell Booty on a bike

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F1 in the Snow….
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James Franco has a Nice House
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Slutty Music Video of the Day
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I Don’t Understand what a Demi Rose Is
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Frenchy Morgan – Disgusting and Topless

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Slutty Pics of Megan Markle
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Cute Wild Elephant
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Don’t Fall Asleep at the Classical Music Show
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Titty Watson – is Single…
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Suki Waterhouse see Through Dress..


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Tara Reid as Miss Santa Claus….
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Mariah Carey – Solid Sugar Baby
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Kendall Jenner Has Her Hands Down her Pants
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Cool Models of LA with NERDS
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Miss Yoga Pants – Changes Tires…

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Bella Hadid in a Boat Bralesss
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From the Forum

Martha Hunt in Maxim
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Chloe Goodman in a Swimsuit
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Reese Witherspoon – So Boring
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Lady Victoria Hervey in a Bikini
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Julianne Hough in OVeralls
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Reese Witherspoon Overpowered by Nicole Kidman
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Reese Witherspoon’s Slutty Daughter..
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Hailee Steinfeld – Racy
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Elsa Hosk – Fuck Me Boots
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Hilary Duff – Big Girl in a See Through Shirt
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Demi Rose – Monster Fake Tits
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College Masturbator
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Wife Sends a Message to Her Husband

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Titty Getting Pulled Out…
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Dude Who Injects his Arms with Muscles


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This Site is Life!!
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Valendia Nappi Nude
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Ghetto Booty!

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Squeezing them Tits….
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Nude Scene from Bimboland
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Here’s the Best List of Porn…
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Here’s A Ton of Fucking Porn you Perverts….


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Some Lesbians…..
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Black Nipples of the Day
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Nude Celeb Leaks….
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Creep Cam…

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2017

29

Nov

Tyra Banks is a Tiger in Paper Magazine of the Day

Tyra Banks Paper Magazine

Tyra Banks must be 75 years old…but she wants to do press…so she’s covered up all her old as fuck parts and dressed up like some kind of tiger, like it’s Halloween and I have no idea why…

Maybe the tiger is her spirit animal, something she connects to, from Fresh Prince to Victoria’s Secret to TV host to “who the fuck is Tyra Banks” to Tiger…

Or maybe, it’s fierce…while being a disctraction to her old as fuck parts…because she’s old as fuck…in some Halloween not on Halloween outfit…

Fascinating…but only cuz she’s still go those massive tits…and massive tits are great.

Posted in:SFW|Tyra Banks

2017

29

Nov

Stella Maxwell Nipple Pasty Lesbian of the Day

Stella Maxwell Nipple Pasty Lesbian

Stella Maxwell is some hipster chick who manipulated her way into the mainstream, working as a promo model for Victoria’s Secret and who the fuck knows why….I guess it’s by using famous women who clearly have mental issues, emotional issues, identity crisis issues….to get famous.

She’s on some black widow style do what it takes to get to the top…via fucking these fucked up actresses..from Miley Cyrus, to Emma Kristen Steward Watson Stone…and milking it as hard as she can…

It’s a weird story, of her taking over for her friend Barbara Palvin all while not being that hot…

I don’t get her, but I really don’t get why she’s got pasties on her nipples at an event…if you’re gonna go in a sheer top like the lesbian you are, commit, don’t pussy foot, even though you’re more of a pussy scissor…

I guess these aren’t exciting,

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxewll

2017

29

Nov

Shay Mitchell On the Naked for Instagram Hustle of the Day

Shay Mitchell On the Naked for Instagram

Topless clickbait Shay Mitchell and that Banana phallus to manipulate people into caring about her…ok.

Shay Mitchell is some Canadian rich kid, possibly have Indian, dot not feather, roots, who was raised rich in the rich area of West Vancouver, where a girl I know knew her or her brother and said she was a cunt and I’ll believe that because I know Canadians, I am Canadian, and the second a Canadian makes it in America after being in Degrassi, they end up thinking they are bigger and better than Canada…

So there’s no hanging out and seeing any Shay Mitchell titties at our Canada wide Canada party where all 1000 Canadians get together in an Igloo to fuck and make more Canadians…she’s too good for that..

She’s polarized her career to be an “instagrammer”….when she’s not making too much money acting – posting those typical travel pics like every other girl – because why not monetize the free trip hustle, selling brands on her vacations, for when her acting, cuz she’s not even a good actor career dies…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2017

29

Nov

Vampire Kate Beckinsale in Leggings of the Day

Vampire Kate Beckinsale in Leggings

Kate Beckinsale is a mom in leggings getting into cars…for the paparazzi because for some reason, people care about her, sure it’s primarily the pervert dudes, often times virgins or near virgins…who have been fans of her Underworld show, the only thing she’s ever done…but for some reason people get excited…

I guess it’s because she’s aged well in a world where most people are disgusting, but what else was she going to do, it’s not like she’s actually ever worked.

So seeing the mom in leggings is as exciting as seeing any mom in legging, but still hotter than most moms in leggigns cuz she’s not old or fat or tired…well rested and taken care of…like her pussy doesn’t smell..but she’s famous…and you know…that probably changes…

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