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2017

29

Nov

Lisa-Marie Bosbach Nude of the Day

Lisa-Marie Bosbach is a german model and here’s her vagina.

She’s a naked model from the internet and like so many girls from the internet – she is naked, but unlike most girls from the internet, she’s actually a signed model, who’s career highlights include but aren’t limited to doing free shoots for instagram accounts that post the content of anyone who sends them content because it gets them followers…which is pretty tough to pay the rent with…but sometimes you don’t need to pay the rent because rich guys pay it for you..why? Because they are investing into your career as a model…cuz you hot girl..

Looking good though…

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2017

29

Nov

Dakota Fanning Baby Bump of the Day

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Dakota Fanning looks pregnant…or maybe she’s fat…but likely pregnant…because these young hollywood types that are prostituted by their parents and the executives because they are above the law…

It’s not some conspiracy that Corey Haim has put together for the world to see, hollywood pervert pedophiles exist and they aren’t all named Weinstein…and with that growing up exploited, an object or tool, comes flling void, sometimes with semen that sticks…

Who knows…if she’s pregnant, or fat, it’s the same fill that empty soul…but I prefer to think that her damaged youth, robbed of a youth led to sexual dysfunction…it’s more interesting like that.

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2017

29

Nov

Lara Stone Tit Grab for W of the Day

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Lara Stone is pretty fucking old by now, but she was a busty model, doing busty model things for many years, getting paid, rocking a tooth gap and I was a fan…I was really into all she was about…until…realizing that she was a total cunt when she tried to sue me and I guess everyone else who put out pics from her Honeymoon, that I didn’t take, that at the time I even had the right to post….because I guess she thought they were personal, or she was embarrassed of marrying a fat comedian because it was a play MONEY….

Either, I found it weird she was pushing a lawsuit when I had already seen her cunt, and a few years later she’s back out there showing her cunt…and I guess I never officially got sued…so I should just focus on what’s important…and that is that she’s getting naked.

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2017

29

Nov

Ellie Bamber Nipples for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Ellie Bamber is some pasty as fuck, almost transparent, white as you’d expect a ginger from the UK to be, actress and model apparently, who I’ve never heard of but that’s not saying much because my finger is in some fat pig of a woman in her 50s, not on the pulse of what is future or new…not to mention there are too many famewhoring sluts to keep track of…

She has been in Pride and Prejudice ZOmbies, a movie I have seen part of, I don’t know why or where, but I know the entire time I was thinking “who signed off on this garbage”…but her nipples are hard in some bootleg Harper’s Bazaar and that’s ok…

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2017

29

Nov

Margot Robbie Slutty in Vogue of the Day

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I think I’ve posted these before…but I’ll post them again because it’s GROUNDHOG DAY here…and Whenever I see Margot Robbie….I wonder who’s dick she sucked….

Oh I know Australian girls and not once have I seen one turn down a drink, or a good time…they are wild, they are fun, they fuck, and they look good…

Now I don’t think Margot Robbie is that hot, she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street while naked, but I’ve managed to find it in myself to move on and not care, because I don’t care….but also because as time has gone on with her…she keeps getting fatter and fatter…uninteresting really…but booking huge fucking jobs..

How does an immigrant on a work visa move to LA and re-invent herself as a huge fucking star that local Americans can’t even make happen for themselves…how did she get the right meeting and get hired….she’s a fucking SCAB…stealing jobs from Americans…Trump would be mad if she was a man and Mexican but while hot and Australian…keep giving her that money…

These are pics from VOGUE AUSTRALIA, her mother country, celebrating her win….but I still don’t get her fame, fortune, success…but believe at my core…she sucked the right dick.

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2017

29

Nov

Laura Dern in a Bikini Top of the Day

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50 year old Laura Dern is in a bikini….and lookin’ fit…especially being fifty years old..it’s absurd really…to be honest she’s gotta be well over 75 …

When looking at her body, we have to remember that she’s had sex with Billy Bob Thornton, Jeff Goldblum, Nic Cage and Ben Harper…amongst others….

She’s also been in the scene forever, from David Lynch movies…to Jurassic Park, to who the fuck cares she’s in a bikini, she’s old, her stomach is flat, how’s that make sense, it’s weird enough…that you have no choice but to jerk off to it..

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2017

29

Nov

Kendall Jenner – Bikini Selfie – of the Day

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Do you remember a time when people were a little more humble, and didn’t take pics of themselves in front of the mirror, because they didn’t have the same level of self worth or confidence, and they didn’t think people cared about pictures of them in front of the mirror, because they don’t…

I do..

I remember when people took pictures of things they saw from their perspective, not pics of themselves in front of things they saw…and it’s very fucking weird for an old timer like me to grasp.

Except when those mirror pics are used by girls to send me detailed pics of their vaginas…because without a mirror, the best asshole selfie Just doesn’t happen..

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2017

29

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Christmas Face of the DAy

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Some people wear Ugly Christmas Sweaters…unfortunately…for Ashley Tisdale…she just wears an ugly face…a face so ugly…it makes her Christmas sweater look cute…

It’s the Christmas season….Get it.

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2017

29

Nov

Lily Rose Depp is Everything of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp posted this amazing topless pic in some little shorts like a good girl…and people, who I will hunt down individually and punish, called her a whore….how dare they….

Clearly, they don’t understand that first and foremost…all women are whores..it’s in their DNA to use their bodies to seduce men to give them what they want…

They also don’t understand that she’s a damaged rich kid, because all rich kids are damaged, raised in a bubble thanks to having Jonny Depp as her dad, and even if she’s a horrible entitled brat…she looks amazing..

We need to collectively encourage her for more pics like this, it’s a good use of rich, entitled, spoiled celeb kid…

I don’t even find her remotely offensive…if anything, I want more…but that’s just because I am in love with her…

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2017

29

Nov

Emmy Rossum Bikini Pic of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is a garbage actress who isn’t hot, but has been positioned as hot because she gets naked in movies…or TV shows America ripped off from the UK…and there’s nothing wrong with that…you see if you’re going to get rich acting, you gotta be willing to get naked, and I guess suck dick, but most of the dick suckers don’t want to admit they were dick suckers, that’s why not many girls who have made it are coming out, unless forced to, as they want to pretend it was based on merit alone…

To me, Emmy Rossum was destined to be a cocktail waitress…but look at her now..in a bikini being written about on prestigious sites like this…LUCKY girl..

Fit body though.

Here she is water skiing….

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