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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2017

Nov

Sarah Hyland’s Topless of the Day

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Sarah Hyland topless on her Instagram story has gone viral. The media has picked up on it like it actually matters…even though you can’t see her nipples…and not just because you’re fixated on her really weird looking face…but because she’s not showing them…

I have unfortunately…watched her live stories, they are something she puts out there all the fucking time, and they are really fucking irritating…I’ve watched her on a date with some mooch dude praying on her celebrity to better himself…I’ve watched her apply make-up…and the whole thing is that of what you’d expect an actor to be…attention seeking, on camera, “look at me” bullshit…

So this is hardly topless enough…hardly compelling enough…but people are posting it and I guess I am too.

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2017

Nov

Rita Ora Naked of the Day

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Rita Ora is a known whore, her name even rhymes with whore, if you were to be a little musical in your pronunciation…

She’s touring the world, winning at life, which is better than working the street corner, not that whores work the street corner anymore, they work social media and instagram and snap chat and sex work through there.

This one worked her whoring through a record deal and all that other good mainstream coverage….press, magazines, TV, she’s done it…campaigns, etc…she’s done it…and that’s how you increase your hooker day rate.

I don’t know why these nude pics of her are circulating…but they are…and here she is…naked…like all the other girls everywhere naked..

If you’re not into that, maybe you like chubby tits working out..in video..all this self produced erotica….so hard to keep track of.

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2017

Nov

Britney Spears’ Hard Nipple For a Cause of the Day

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Britney Spears is charging her fans 10 dollars for a chance to win a trip to Vegas to meet her…and she’s doing it in a tight top with a hard nipple and her tits look hot, even the rest of her looks old and battered, because I guess she is..

Years of her medicated brain repressing her actual brain trying to break through…has caused internal stress in her soul…but at least she’s fit and busty….

She is old…I mean…we gotta keep that in mind….and focus on what matters…her tits…

She’s doing it for a good cause, raising money for Flooded Schools, but I think she’s telling us to save her in Morse Code with her eyes…

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2017

Nov

Bella Hadid Naked of the Day

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I find it barely interesting that Bella Hadid, and really all the other girls on social media, shamelessly post pictures of themselves, or in this case videos of themselves naked, or topless…to stay relevant, or to get some feedback that makes them feel hot about themselves…

I just find it weird, having known narcissistic people over the years, who love taking the nude selfies, but they were never so vain and vapid that they’d want to post them up to the world…

Bella Hadid, or as I call her the other Hadid, the Bootleg Jenner, the other Bella, because she’s really not interesting or compelling, even under all that plastic surgery…posted not 1, but 2, videos of her topless in the mirror doing a little dance where she thought she looked hot, maybe drunk or medicated, who fucking knows…but it’s weird.

There was an era where girls, even the rich cunts, weren’t putting themselves out there like this, and now that they are all trashy, it makes seeing them naked boring, annoying, shut the fuck up and spend daddy’s money, why you gotta harrass us.

But then we have to remember…she’s naked on her instagram…and that alone outweighs how fucking lame the bitch is…like keep it coming, and we don’t even have to ask. THANKS BRO.

It does confuse me that she’s allowed to be naked on social media, but I am not allowed to post nudity on social media…is this just an example of life being unfair…

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2017

Nov

Hindu Sex God and Other Videos of the Day

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Stealing Meat Disguised as a Baby

Old Driver in Ralphs

Woman Saved from being Crushed…

Irish Robber..

No Safety on Gun gets Receptionist KILLED the Fuck Out

Man Hit by Speeding Car

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2017

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Slutty YOGA is the way I start my day…which is a more interesting YOUTUBE recommendation than Lil Peep, that’s Bella Thorne’s boyfriend doing a Blink 182 cover song….

I figure, if you’re going to be a shameless self promoting girl who wants the world to jerk off to you but positioning it as helping people…

Start a YOGA youtube channel and wear tight white leotards….that ride your twat so that when you spread eagle us perverts can go deep..

No know rather than big porn dick going deep in every hole..

The world is slutty, you just need to figure out the best hustle….of if you’re like me, just jerk off to all hustles..

Here are some morning links…

RIP Matt Lauer
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Slutty Model You’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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In Monica Lewinsky News…
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Daisy Ridley Erotica for the Virgins…
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Sex Scenes!
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Kate Winslet Likes Being Wet
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How to Make a Drone Out of Cardboard
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Wild Elephant Salutes Men who Rescued It
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Woodworkder’s Christmas Story Lamp…
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F1 Race Car Through the Snow
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James Franco’s Hipster House
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I am Still Running a Promotion on Sex Toys in the Sweatshop
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2017

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Christmas is coming HO HO HO! and so should you…think of me as your cum encourager…in the least gay way possible…But when it comes to Hos I prefer the DADDY ISSUES that makes them whores…over the fact that they are Hoes…

Ultimately everyone is damaged…everyone is a pervert weirdo…and life is about finding the least damaged good luck with that…since everyone is fucking crazy so stick to the pocket pussy…. because a pocket pussy lets you fuck it always, never shuts up, can be hidden easily, can’t be cheated on, can’t get pregnant, doesn’t talk back…its worth it….even when you try cleaning it out in your sink…

That said…I don’t know what I am talking about, seems like a whole lot of the same….I had dental surgery and fell on some ice and hit my head…but didn’t die…because cockraoches never die…

Here are some stepLINKS

Slut in Leggings Changing Tires
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Chantal Jeffries – Slut
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Ashley Graham Trying to Use Media to Get VS To Cast Her – TROLL – FAT TROLL – OGRE REALLY
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Jersey Shore Comeback TOur
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LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CELEBRITY NUDITY
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Hailey Baldwin Garbage Whore
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Woman Falls Asleep at a Classical Music Concert – Regrets it….
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Bella Hadid – hard Nipples
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Weinstein Accused of Sex Trafficking
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J.Law wants to Milk Goats…
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Warrior Wasp Sting…
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Little Girl Starts a Street Performing Orchestra…
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Little Dog Tries Biting Windshield Wipers
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Topless Model in Space
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Margot Robbie Not Hot
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Elsa Hosk – Hot…
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Dr Phil Fucking Loves Clickbait
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Some Star Wars Furniture
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Pam Anderson Does Comicon
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Sarah Hyland Mini Skirt…
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Lady Victoria Hervey in a Purple Bikini
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katy Perry Tries to Kick a Fan
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Some Dude Named Chad Smith Loses it when Someone Calls him Will Ferrell
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Shipping & Receiving at the MOMA
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Don’t Forget to Get your Naked Slutty Celebs
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CYBER MONDAY MAY be Over but Fuck THese Holes…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girl Jerking Her Strap On Off with a Fleshlight
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Huge Tits
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Lesbians of the Day
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Mom Fucks Son with a Fleshlight…ROmance…
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Nude Photos..
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Pussy Play on the Wet Pussy Cam Show
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Happy on Heroin
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INFLATTABLE BUTT PLUG FAIL…
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I Love this Quad the Pussy Eater
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Sex Scenes!
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Big Sloppy Tits
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Girl Masturbates With her Mom Behind Her
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Girl Lick her Own Pussy
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2017

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted…

I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten…

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2017

Nov

Chloe Mortez Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

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People, very strange people, jerk off to Chloe Moretz, she is their doughy young fetish….and that is all because they found out about her as some 14 year old girl in a latex suit being properly utilized in the sexually charged scene that is Hollywood….sold off by her dad to the world, a Plastic surgeon who played god and made women hot, figuring that his girl thanks to his narcissism could make it in AMerica and adorned by all, in the vanity hub of the world..the smoke and mirrors capital…so he sent her off to do that…it helps sell Face lifts I guess…

Well, she’s out in leggings with a cameltoe and that’s about all there is to say about that cuz I’m trying to find a reason or more to say about a pussy eating a pair of pants that are one size too small…when the pictures are really all you need….to jerk off to a remember your weird fetish of watching a girl grow up from a distance and waiting for her to ripen..

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2017

Nov

Horny Hilary Duff in a See Through Top of the Day

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Here is Duff chubby on the trampoline making those big titty bounce….and it is a semi-magical experience if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, a loyal pervert who has been watching her grow up, and still more into her as a youthful hot thing from TV, but willing to still jerk off to her aging because it makes your love seem more real..

I’m only a recent Hilary Duff fan, and not even a fan, because I like her thickness, I find it strong and erotic and oddly enough never gave a fuck about her when she was a kid on TV and all the other perverts were jerking off to her…

That said, here she is with a dude she seems to fuck, because she’s high testosterone divorcee, and they likes to fuck..

This is her 4th public boyfriend in less than a year…from Personal trainer to whoever this guy is, this bitch takes dick and looks strong enough to really take dick…and that’s a celebration…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW