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2017

28

Nov

Lauren Bonner Naked Photos for No Reason of the Day

Her name is Lauren Bonner…great name…that I am sure she was never teased about having….because a nude model producing content for dudes to jerk off their boners while named bonner seems so fitting – especially in a dyslexic and illiterate america where 48% of men sexting call their boner their bonner – because that’s the American School system…

This Bonner not Boner looks good enough, to give a boner…if you’re a pervert and any chcik willing to get naked is a fetish of yours because it’s easy, and you’re a not get off your couch, not even to take a shit, and now you have hemorrhoids kind of guy.

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2017

28

Nov

Scarlett Johansson and Other Sluts for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson is in a terrible shoot for Vanity Fair, celebrating how terrible movies have become, by featuring all the comic book heros from the movies in a shitty fucking photoshoot…

It’s too bad that comic book shit is all the studios make money off of, the same boring story, over and over again with some virgin loser’s idol…a character they grew up on resonates with everyone…while good stories of real human experience gets back burnered cuz movies are about escaping and theatres need to be filled..fine, whatever, I don’t care..

I just don’t understand why all these people look like garbage, even though we know they are garbage.

Not to mention Scarlett Johansson is not hot, not exciting, she expired long ago….but more importantly Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking vile…what is this bootleg shit? How are people into this… Makes No Sense.

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2017

28

Nov

Isla Fisher Got Them Big Tits On of the Day

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Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell

She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected…fascinating for the Sacha Baron Cohen fans, you know very important to stare at the tits that lured him in and made him all the babies…

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2017

28

Nov

Kate Moss Recent Nude Shoot of the Day

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Kate Moss got naked for something called Revista BeCool back for their October Issue, and I don’t know what rock I was sleeping under to not know these pics happened, seeing as I am a huge Kate Moss fan, I mean as much of a fan as I can be, considering I hate everything, but it was a nice reminder that out of all the garbage I’ve seen from the comfort of my AIDS couch all these years, some cunts are just better than others, more exciting, more interesting, more edgy, more authentic in their being rich, entitled, annoying….which is always less irritating…as they rock out their heroin / coke addiction publicly..

The point of the story is…Kate Moss is lovely, aging gracefully and fully nude…hot, even though she’s 100.

Whether these are old, or she’s just old, her body is still amazing. I remain a fan.

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2017

28

Nov

Top 20 SFW Cam Girls the Black Friday Edition Part 16 of the DAy

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I’ve been doing these SFW Cam girl videos for 16 weeks now, and it has been a magical and amazing learning experience..

I’ve always been fascinated with cam girls, I remember the early 2000s meeting a hot girl from the internet, who my friend ended up fucking behind my back, who was a cam girl….we connected on MSN Messenger and she was local and I’d get her to vacuum her house naked for me, you know only fair considering she was a cam girl for other dudes….

So I’ve known about the subculture forever…really since internet first fucking happened…and I’ve always found it amazing…

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But I feel like I’m getting to know them, really understanding them, connecting with them, enjoying them..and not just when they masturbate, but also when they are just keeping the fans entertained…

Weird things, funny, things, silly things happen when they are clothed….because they are all interesting people…and for that I love this weekly video I put out…it’s just a taste of the good that happens at Myfreecams …because I still like seeing them with things in their buttholes the best..

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2017

28

Nov

Selena Gomez from 2016 of the Day

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Selena Gomez released some pics from 2016, to let you know that she’s Mexican…and that she’s always had the tits, we all assume are new tits, you know when playing god and harvesting them organs….when getting a Kidney Transplant, why not get your body jacked up to fit the standards of instagram – like all these other face injected monsters….with their stomach’s liposuctioned, asses fat injected, and lips like a pornstar beat up the fuck by a monster cock in some throat fucking pornos these kids grew up on…

And well, I guess she also wants to remind you she’s mexican, like Miley wants to remind you she’s a Cowboy, it’s all just trying to connect to anything in this world of vapid garbage…

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2017

28

Nov

Thai Hooker Gets Booked and Other Videos of the Day

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Harvey Weinstein’s Retirement Vacation

Two Old Ladies on Opioids

Dude Eating Nails

A Man and his Sheep

Riding Double on the Mechanical Bull

Wacked Out bar Girl

Arrow Fail…

Bike Too Heavy for Cop Lady

Fat Guy Stops Traffic

People Going Nuts at Finland Black Friday

Thief in the Beach House

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2017

28

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have spent the last week watching 63 Episodes of Longmire on a stolen Netflix account….

I have got sucked into some Battlestar Gallactica actress I never heard of because I never watched that nerd shit’s tits…and a cowboy named Walt who solves murders every episode in an unconventional way….a modern cowboy and indian story….that may be hokey…but that can’t be over…we need another season

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2017

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was unfortunately fighting with a Russian, probably mail order bride, bootleg model, who had her sleazy spread pussy photoshoot posted on some variation of Playboy cyber, where the bootleg models get posted for the perverts who were paying Playboy 30 dollars a month..

She emailed me asking me to remove pics that were embedded on the FORUM …that weren’t even hosted on this site…but I deleted the images regardless..because I have a soul and feel bad for exploited women…but for some reason she thought I didn’t delete them and she went nuts on me….

So I asked her

Why do I know what your vagina looks like?

I feel like ONLY your husband should see that.

Don’t you agree?

Why are you sending me pictures of your VAGINA spread open?

I am not your doctor…..

I am a religious man and I find that very offensive.

DO YOU KNOW who JESUS is? He does not approve.

It went on and on, she called me jealous of her and I guess it’s nice to know I have friends…when people post vagina pics on the internet…

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2017

27

Nov

Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner and other on Vacation of the Day

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The most important, useless, but well paid, rich kids people pay attention to, and we’re looking forward to them eventually falling off..Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and others…

They went to Bahamas for an exciting thanksgiving….but unfortunately they didn’t get eaten by any pigs…

I would rather see them violently mauled by these animals, not because I’m a sick gore loving psychopath…I just think it would be better for humanity…

I don’t know…seeing cunts like this posing like photoshoots on their vacations for fun is a level of VAPID that would depress me if I had any hope for society…

Garbage humans….but worth so much money because of their parents, and their bullshit relevance…