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2017

06

Nov

Alicia Vikander So Boring in a Bikini for Louis Vuitton of the Day

Alicia Vikander like MARGOT ROBBIE (who is boring as fuck at this event) are two girls I don’t really understand, who I assume are

Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process…

There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere..

But she’s no idiot…she knows not to expose those people who created her…she needs them to live out this dream – because no all hookers turn on their johns but instead appreciate the cash…to buy their nice things with….

She got a Campaign with Louis Vuitton that is probably in the 5 million dollar range – totally nuts if you think about it – no one cares, or is talking about this, or buying their bullshit because VIKANDER is on it…but she’s cashing in and doesn’t give a fuck…here she is in boring.

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2017

06

Nov

Weird Looking Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day

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Iggy Azalea may not be the hottest rapper in the game….but she’s better to look at than Rick Ross…at least her weird fucking nipples are better to look at than Rick Ross’….

Not that I consider Iggy a rapper, she’s just some weird social media experiment with a fake ass and a fake story who managed to go viral and have people care about her for a minute…and when they stopped caring…she just kept jacking up her ass…taking it to a place you don’t actually want to see…but you’ve seen…because I post it…

Well, it turns out that she’s got jacked up nipples to…but they’re still better than looking at her ass…from some serious body dysmorphia…just fucking jacking up the face and ass until she achieves Maximum crazy fucking person status…all this more interesting than her shitty music…

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2017

06

Nov

Josephine Skriver Humanoid of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the Victoria’s Secret star who is probably most interesting because she was made in a lab by some Dutch biologist, who is gay, using his lesbian friend’s egg, where he did some DNA designing, and bio-hacked the fuck out of whatever she was supposed to look like, making her look like this….a lifelong dream for a god complex weirdo…funded by the lingerie brand so that they don’t have to spend all this time trying to find girls who aren’t fat in a world of everyone being fat…to walk in their infomercial…

The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver, besides being a close, humanoid, weirdo, is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin…I guess because they just let her out of the lab they built her in….

The most interesting thing about this post is why I know she was a virgin when she moved to NYC, that seems like pretty personal information that I wouldn’t be privy to…and I really don’t have the answer to that…I have no idea why I know that…I assume it is ASPERGERS related.

These are some pics from her social media…cuz she’s hot…and because it’s never too late for Halloween dreams.

She was doing a fitness photoshoot with the other VS Model Named Romee Strijid…that you can see here….ROBOTS everywhere..

More pics CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Belly Button of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is the future of all things…

If you’re going to look at any celebrity child…look at this one…not just because her dad is a huge fucking celebrity….and her mom a big celebrity in france…so luxurious and classy….but because she’s hot…young and hot…

If you’re going to deal with an egotistical, spoiled brat, garbage human being who thinks she’s important because of her parents, but then realizes she’s not anything, so she overcompensates, it best be one who is hot, and who deserves to have the attitude…not some Jenner / Hadid / Balwin shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Nov

Cara Delevingne Topless and Tonguing Adwoa Aboah for Chaos Sixty Nine of the Day

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Cara Delevingne isn’t very interesting, she’s a rich kid, who used her quirky personality to manipulate the fashion industry into thinking she had something special, they cast her and made her exist and now she’s trying to be an actress, who goes back to her modeling, to get attention.

I think it’s safe to say that she’s just shameless because even in this empowered tit exhibitionism, it’s still a tits get hits hustle, because ultimately, all these motherfuckers are just fighting for more instagram followers, and jobs, and people talking about them…and this one is trying to do it being “edgy”…and totally not interesting…

There are times where she’s hot, and I appreciate the effort no matter how lame, cheesy, contrived it is…but this shoot, lesbianism, becuase she’s edgy included, isn’t that exciting…and the hole thing, silly, but she’s living the good life..so I’m sure she believes her own bullshit…and thinks this matters…and in the fashion world, I guess it does.

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2017

06

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard’s Feet and Crotch in Bikini of the Da y

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Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard -who I’ve never met in the streets of Montreal because Eugenie Bouchard probably doesn’t live in Montreal but Montreal likes to think she is from Montreal because she’s the only successful thing to come out of montreal besides Celine Dion who I assume is her mother, or aunt, based on her french Canadian face…

That said, she’s taken her tennis body, a body that’s not necessarily the hottest, because tennis chicks are all tall weirdos, but that is still fit and athletic, and hot enough to stare at, but my fetish really comes with watching women’s tennis, something I’ve always written about because I love the grunts, panty flashes and gracefullness…seeing girl’s feet aren’t really exciting to me – but foot fetish people are the fucking crazy about feet…

Maybe you’re more into Eugenie Bouchard’s Tight Ass in a One Piece of the Day….

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2017

06

Nov

New Face Selena Gomez Dressed Like A Whore at Church of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of Bullshit Selena Gomez is trying to package for the people, but here is the broken, rehab going, inconsistent, dying of LUPUS, jacked up new face Selena Gomez on her way to Church…like she found god in her quest to make stupid money, to have porno sex with Rappers, and I guess when you have addiction, mental problems, a mother who whored you out, a lot of money, and you just found new life, with your new face thanks to modern medicine, you know where she’s basically playing god, because GOD is trying to have her die, but science is overpowering God’s work by letting her live….

It’s safe to say that it’s too bad she wasn’t a church in her Native Texas ….wearing this slutty outfit where the wrath / final destination would come crashing down…

It’s also safe to say that it’s always funny to see a little whore seeking redemption, even if there is no God, she’s making efforts and it’s just a testament to how fucked up these child stars actually are….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Nov

Maitland Ward is Disgusting of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a pretty amazing. Sure she’s vile, shameless, attention seeking, 40 year old who was on TV for a year in the 90s, and has used the hype of a remake of Boy Meets World a few years ago to become an instagram sensation that no one cares about, except maybe a handful of 40 year old dudes, who probably got married and can accept the woman’s aging process, you know the same people who jerk off to Alyssa Milano…they liked her then and they like her now…

I do appreciate that Maitland Ward does produce some of the shittiest shameless content out there, it’s so bootleg and trashy it feels like home, but she’s no celebrity, she barely exists and no one really cares about her…and she knows it, that’s why she’s just having fun with it…

I do consider Maitland Ward a friend of the site, because she’s mocking the system in her own way, trolling it, and I like that…I just don’t find it hot, I do however find it funny…

I guess we aren’t really real friends because she only emails me when I bring back the story of her offereing a dude unprotected anal sex for 1000 dollars…over snapchat in what was either a whore fetish, or girl really needed 1000 dollars…something she denies even though I have the screenshots of the conversation somewhere and dude sent them in as they went along…making it pretty fucking believable and here are her big titties…

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2017

06

Nov

Elizabeth Elam Naked for Turkish Air of the Day

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Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked…

I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…and these nudists do whatever they can….I wonder if men will stop following these slutty girls in efforts to pretend they aren’t perverts…you know put that perversion back in the closet, even though you’re just supporting feminism and women empowerment…you know..

I guess it worked because she booked a campaign with Turkish Airlines and Tony Kelly back in 2016 – that included her showing her tits for some LA / NICE france flight…you know with some 60s or 70s France titty vibe….

Reminding us that Europe, even Muslim Turkey, is more laid back when it comes to tits than America, which probably makes girls like Elizabeth Elam happy, it validates her Titty modeling as legit rather than shameless….

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2017

06

Nov

Megan Fox in Lingerie of the Day

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Megan Fox is still around…

She got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…

They fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction that killed them, then they sold off and continued to make bad marketing decisions by hiring a washed up mom of 3 with another washed out person…who is OLD…and who no one cares about…so I don’t get how this happened, why it happened, how it happened, but I hope the person got fired and when they get out of the contract…the idiot signed because he was a groupie of Megan Fox…weird…

This is beyond weird…

SHE ALSO LEFT THE GYM IN TIGHT PANTS…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LEAVING THE GYM CLICK HERE

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