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2023

06

Sep

Eva Longoria Swimsuit of the Day

As someone who didn’t give a fuck about Eva Longoria, because I am a self hating Mexican and like my black manager at the grocery store, can’t stand seeing one of my own whoring herself out to the Gringo, or in Longoria’s case selling out her culture to pretend to be a tanned Gringo, until realizing that exploiting her culture is more than just hiring a Mexican gardener or maid, but something you can do in making movies, story telling, selling tequila, Mexico is a hot ticket item and the bitch who turned her back to Mexico will be the first to hop on it.

Yeah, my black manager would turn his back to any black strippers in the stripclub he paid for us to attend with money he embezzled from the grocery store….literally turn the chair on pervert around to stare at the wall because he refused to accept a black goddess doing that low level shit, which in that era was frowned upon and not something celebs do on the internet for stupid money cuz they are whores…

So as someone who didn’t find Longoria hot or interesting, despite the international fame she’s received, the 45 year old photoshopped version isn’t really something I’m jerking off to, but it’s here, it’s queer, get used to it.

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2023

06

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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There’s a funny thing about fat chicks, now more than ever, because they believe that they are hotter than they are, now that clothing is made in their sizes, and pervert dudes are more accessible to them, so the 3 am jumping the grenade by the closet-case chubby chaser, who every night would get drunk and end up taking a fatty home, only for all his friends to laugh at him, because no one wants to be the guy taking the fatty home, only for him to try to defend his fucking as another notch in the belt while the non fatty fuckers, the guys with some dignity, were just forced to dick in hand themselves to sleep.

But yeah, the funny thing about fat chicks who don’t buy into the hype of being fat chicks, at least not at their core, the nudity the confidence all bullshit, is that they actually hate themselves, that’s why they keep eating….and not exercising..when all it really takes is some effort to not eat and to walk their 10k steps, but they are just too fat and lazy to bother, so GIVE ME A PILL FOR THAT…., because under all fat fucks is more than just a skinny pervert from TINDER, there’s also a skinny chick being MURDERED….

So yeah, FAT chicks are SKINNY chick murderers cuz they are fat, but to make it worse they are also skinny chick shamers on the internet to try to curve the acceptable standard size of women in their curvy favor…instead of just doing some goddamn push ups…

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2023

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you take the time to look around you, you will see countless failed instagram influencer whores, who are trying to live their best instagram influencer life, whether it’s the skinny girl with an eating disorder buying her apple for the week at the grocery store, or the fitness mom in a black bike short and sports bra fitness outfit, the teen with her dad in an outfit you wouldn’t want your teen wearin if you were her dad, unless you felt proud to show off her body because you were a loser all your life and your hot slutty daughter is your win, to the fat chicks and the male to female trannies, the gender non binary THEYS, with their tits out but their legs hairy like some kind of silent or at least useless protest….collectively wanting to be instagram famous, but stuck being grocery store freaks no one bothers noticing…living their miserable try hard lives….when all they want is to be loved and jerked off to….

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Addison Rae’s Vacation Upskirt!
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Livvy Dunne Shows Off Some Senior Skills!
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Chiara Ferragni Swims in Her Thong!
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Rescued Magpie Thinks That It’s A Dog
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Suki Waterhouse Nipple Pokies at Lollapalooza!
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Unbelievable! Chrissy Teigen’s Sheer Bra Reveals All at Beaches Only Club!
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Compilation Of Athletes Caught Cheating
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Man Makes LEGO Cars Drive In Sand
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Improve Your Oral Health With With These Products!
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Gisele is All Legs on the Cover of Elle France!
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25 Hilarious Life Struggles That Are So True They Hurt
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Grill Up Some Goodness With Grass Fed Beef!
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40+ Hot Girls In Tight Dresses
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Lion Minding Its Own Business Gets Sprayed With Water By An Elephant
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Wild Parrot Attempts To Mate With A Man’s Head
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Dua Lipa Catches Up on Some Reading While Flashing Her Abs!
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Arizona Muse Nipple Pokies and Camel Toe in a Swimsuit!
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Paige Spiranac Goes Golfing!
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Lewis Hamilton Comes Up Behind A Tiger And Scares It
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Jaw-Dropping Camila Cabello – Flaunting Her Alluring Bikini and Mesmerizing Assets!
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Gender Reveal Gone WAY WRONG (Pilot died)
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15 Zero-Waste Hacks That Actually Work
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Rita Ora Sips on a Cocktail in Her Bikini!
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Tom Brady’s Girl Irina Shayk Spent 12 Hours in Vegas!
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Car Carrying A Giant Bull As A Passenger Gets Pulled Over By Cops
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Key Alves is the World’s Most Popular Volleyball Player!
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Proof That Horseshoe Crabs Are Completely Harmless
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Police Gets Sued For $50 Million Because Of Brutality
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Sexy Girls In Corsets (21 pics)
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Bella Thorne’s Jaw-Dropping Elegance: Exploring Her Stunning White Dress and Sexy Cleavage in Venice
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Jessica Goicoechea See Through to Nipples and Underwear!
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Cop Ends Up Pulling Over A Top Police Official For Speeding
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40+ Sexy Braless Girls
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Lili Reinhart – Doing stuff at Venice International Film Festival
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Jenna Coleman – Doing stuff at Venice International Film Festival
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Olivia Wilde – Going the gym on Labor Day in Los Angeles
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Bella Thorne – Takes her Clothed/No-Show Porn Empire to Venice
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Adria Arjona – Doing stuff at Venice International Film Festival
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Isabela Merced no longer Moner but still Dora The Explora – Venice
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Gigi Hadid – Net-A-Porter
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Cailee Spaeny – Doing stuff at Venice International Film Festival
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Super Family Fun Fuck Time
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Busted In An Elevator (GIF)
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Ashlyn Peaks Sucks on a Lollipop!
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Gliding Fingers In…
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Candid Bikini Girls
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Naughty MILF September Reign Loves to Fuck Married Men!
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Pushed Over the Edge
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Warming Up Water!
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Shy girl turns into a complete anal whore after taking off her mask
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Annie Lysenko Strips in the Pool
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Hot Lissa Mendez on Zishy
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Their Daughter is Fuckin Crazy
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Zucchini Fuck!
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The Flying Dutchman
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Breasts from Mailys Dumon and Sophie Marechal in Souvenirs De La Lune (2022)
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Dakota Simone in Patio Party!
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The Instagram Of The Day: Nicolettalarini
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Austrian TikToker in nude and sex videos (22 videos)
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Things in Ass!
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Miss Jackson Visits a Pizza Shop!
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Shower Hottie (GIF)
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Sexy Woman Rides Big Dick till Pulsating Crampie!
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2023

05

Sep

Denise Richards Titty Makeup of the Day

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Denise Richards is applying make-up to her terrifying tit, but I don’t think that make-up is going to save her, unless she gets the kind that burn victims or people with Nazi Tattoos on their forehead get to cover up the scars, the wounds an the racist commentary…because Denise Richard’s titty is jacked the fuck up…..

That is a nipple, which I think is the better nipple of her two nipples, that has been removed and reattached to her tit FAR too many times for it to not look like it’s been through some serious accident, or a traumatic injury, like surviving a murder or war.

I do find her OnlyFans, titty flashing and whoring pretty funny, since she’s theoretically rich as shit, at least from the Charlie Sheen payroll and the kids they’ve had together, so she does this nude on the internet for fun, since it’s thrilling when you were once hot, forgotten and trying to get that dopamine hit like you matter again…

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2023

05

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know if girls have realized that dudes don’t actually care about tit size, they just care about the tits being in their mouth, and dudes who do care about tit size, are likely dudes who do not get tits in their mouth.

Sure, big tits are a fun novelty act when they come up, or happen to fall in your mouth, but for the most part, the average dude will take a fit bitch with small tits over a fat chick with big tits any day of the week, if anything the average dude will take anything he can get, so he’s probably not the litmus test you need in your survey on titty size mattering…..but ultimately, despite the big tits going viral and making big tit owners rich because of the big tits, they aren’t a necessity because tiny tits are hot too, since they are tits.

I am a firm believer in the power of tiny tits, I appreciate the tiny tits, and I do a gallery around the shit because it’s needed in a world where big tits, shitty implant tits, are seen as some kind of answer to life….MURDERING so many tiny tits that were hot before the slaughter.

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2023

05

Sep

Selena Gomez Playing With Her Titty of the Day

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Big fat headed Selena Gomez, who is built like Stewie from Family Guy, all double the size of a regular head, probably because of ZIKA or some shit, or maybe it’s because she is also fat as fuck, is the star of more than just the Disney series Murder in the Building with Martin Short and Steve Martin, where she doesn’t give them geriatric handjobs while changing their diapers like their Mexican nurse at the old folks home, which would make it a more interesting show, is in this video fondling herself.

I think it’s an old leaked nude, released by one of the peple who she is harvesting organs from, but it’s not one that got her cancelled from Disney, because Disney created her and this is likely part of that programming….

Unless she’s just being responsible and looking for titty cancer, despite knowing she’s going to die of LUPUS and titty cancer is the least of her concerns…

Who cares, it’s a big Gomez titty massage, like she’s breaking in the implants she got to offset her BIG fat ass..and balance out the big fat head that creeps me the fuck out…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2023

05

Sep

Monica Bellucci’s Daughter Deva Cassel Topless of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is every Italian I’ve ever met’s dream girl. It’s probably because I am old, since she’s old, but I’m not Sophia Loren old, so they talk Bellucci not Loren when it comes to their whole Italian content stream that makes them feel more Italian than jerking off to a non-Italian while eating their Pasta Pizza and doing mob shit, or whatever it is you Italians do.

So the pussy of a generation of 60 and under Italian men, has generated a new pussy, who is topless in a trench coat like a flasher, because rich kids with famous parents are people too, if anything brands love that they are people too, because they use them as a marketing hook.

I know what you’re thinking, that the number one WOP WAP is Leni Klum, since her illegitimate biological father is an Italian and you’re right, but I’ll still look at what Monica Bellucci hatched from her cunt since she’s out here whoring in her generation of whores as a legacy whore thanks to her mom whoring, generational trauma applies to generational whoring, and this is the new pussy of the generation thanks to her mom being the old pussy of a generation and I am sure it makes the barbers and butchers and masons and carpenters pretty exited…or old.

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Posted in:Deva Cassel|Monica Bellucci

2023

05

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Thanks to the trends and styles of instagram, which are heavily fuelled by the successful people of instagram, which are not so coincidentally the sluttiest bitches of instagram, because the internet is a place where people perv out…and voyeurs need exhibitionists with daddy issues seeking attention….to which the interent responds by sending us a steady stream of the shit…

So with the internet being a place that is more real life than real life, and escaping it for real life is almost impossible, meaning that the internet shit trickles into the real life shit pretty aggressively since they are interchangeable…slutty outfits get worn by bitches who would otherwise never wear them, but who think that’s the style, so they wear them….

Meaning, when I leave the house, I see all kinds of pussy lip choking on tight shorts, or pants, pussy lips of all kinds of fatness, even on girls at work, or girls on walks, or girls heading to class, it’s just ridiculous….

But seeing as I like tight pants hugging fat pussy lips, it’s fucking amazing, all these unsuspecting whores thinking they are stylish, not realizing they are whores, letting me stare at their cunts….ME…of all people…it’s wild time….

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2023

05

Sep

Anya Taylor-Joy Bathtub Selfie of the Day

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Anya Taylor Joy is some freakish celebrity who for some reason is a lot of hype, or was a lot of hype a few years ago, because I guess Hollywood is drowning and they take whatever the fuck they can get from these random ass whores who pop up….

She seems to be some human trafficked satanic werido, but then again, I think anyone who has made it in Hollywood has drank the blood of children while taking it up the ass from a train of the leaders of the industry, to prove their loyalty….

In this picture, she posted herself in the bubble bath, which is what celebrities are resorting to when it comes to producing their own personal content as they need to have a personal life, personal brand, existence outside of the characters in the movies, while also being the characters in the movie, so when left to their own devices, you are forced to see how lame, ugly, lacking of creativity and BORING their overpaid asses are.

Now, should an actor or actress also be a creative director of her content like an instagram whore? Probably not, but with their budget, there’s no excuse as to why Jenny at the coffee shop is hotter, funnier, worth jerking off to harder than the ones who get hired and paid millions to be on camera and who think they are so important because they get paid millions to be on camera, all while sucking..

I mean to think that top level actresses post bathtub pics to the internet like a fat lonely wife who gets cheated on by her husband, hoping someone will pay notice to her, is hilarious….

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2023

05

Sep

Drea De Matteo Sopranos Slut of the Day

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I didn’t watch the Sopranos, but I do listen to country music, and obviously Waylon Jennings is one of the icons of Outlaw Country music, so his shitty entitled rich as shit Hollywood kid is an affiliate of that or an heir to that or just a try hard trying to pretend he’s Outlaw country while being an LA rich kid because of who his daddy is and that’s the only reason he exists…

So yeah, when they were making babies, Shooter shooting loads in Drea, I knew that she was a Sopranos whore….

Now she’s an official whore because despite no one giving a shit or no one asking, she’s launched her OnlyFans, which went semi viral last week…people were like “that bitch from Sopranos is doing OnlyFans Now” because she’s not doing anything else besides cashing those Waylon Jennings sponsored Child Support checks that Shooter sends her way….

I didn’t see any of her whore content, but it’s a nice reminder that these celebrity whores who I’ve always called whores, were never aspiring artists trying to excel in their craft, but rather just whores being placed in roles, that would have ended in porn had the opportunity never arose…..which is now ending in porn now that the opportunities have never arose…since porn is more lucrative than mainstream…

It’s a real trip if you think about it, which I don’t because I just look at tits…

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