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2017

26

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Side Tit of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is my favorite celebrity rich kid who based on her parents is a celebrity in and of herself – without actually doing anything…I mean maybe she’s pretending to be a model – or an actress in shitty movies but it doesn’t seem to come from a vapid, trying to make herself famous, instagram whoring place…in fact she barely updates her instagram in what feels as being less thirsty for attention and more just getting that attention because of who her parents are…while being hot enough to carry it…so that even if she was a spoiled cunt, and I am sure she is a spoiled cunt, all entitled, but that wouldn’t offend me…because she looks good doing it and she can’t help who she is or where she’s from…

I’d just like to see her be put to more use to eliminate idiots like the Hadids who are really just Kardashian level clickbait that bought their success and that exist because of basic marketing tricks…anyone can figure out… Lily Rose Depp is more of the real deal…I am a fan.

She was also out wearing clothing….

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2017

26

Oct

Madison Beer for Galore of the Day

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I like beer, I drink too much beer, I am probably fat, diabetic, near death thanks to beer, all those carbs and limited alochol that makes me drink many of them to get a buzz…so seeing a bitch named Madison Beer makes me think…what a great name, I’m thirsty and want a beer…

While Thirsty Madison Beer, probably makes you think more perverted things because you haven’t drank the amount of beer that make your male hormones turn into female hormones forcing your sex drive to become dead…limp…and as pathetic as you always knew you were….hence the beer drinking…

You probably see this and sniff out youthful ass and look at it and think how good it would taste or feel or smell or whatever – forgetting that young girls these days, especially those trying to make it in the world, but pretty much all young girls these days aren’t innocent…but are little pervert pornstars who bang everyone and everything – because sex feels good…and is socially accepted…and is empowering..and whatever else they’ve spun….

So this Madison Beer chick banged Beiber…after her mom sold her to Beiber in some rich person entertainment industry sex ring…and now she’s in a magazines…so it all works out in the end….because she’s got a hot body.

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2017

26

Oct

January Jones Whoring of the Day

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January Jones is only interesting because she had a secret baby with a secret rich guy – who knows who he is, who she knows who he is, who’s wife probably knows who he is, but who the public can’t know who he is…because it’s one of those bad looks situations…you know she used her uterus to guarantee revenue for 18 years…took a payment to be silent and will forever be a happy mom who raises her kid by a nanny…

Or maybe she’s genuinely the kind of woman who can’t have that last abortion because it can kill her chances of having kids…or maybe she’s the kind of woman who just wants to breed and hates men and wants to do it on her own…I know girls like that…they’d go to bars and get knocked up intentionally and never tell the dude..but she’s hollywood and calculating proven by her hard nipple selfies so I don’t trust anything coming out of anything named January.

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2017

26

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Old lady Elizabeth Hurley, the bikini entrepreneur thanks to being the bikini model entrepreneur who understood the importance of launching her pussy onto famous rich cock and sticking by it until it got caught fucking a tranny, allowing his success to be her success, that brought her to a place where she could meet other rich guys to mooch off of, and to be desirable for, and to get knocked up by….because rich guys like the pussy famous guys cheat on trannies with – apparently…

Well, in part of being 50, an ego, pushing bikinis, she maintained that body, and it looks good, even if the age limit for bikini pics is 30….sometimes we can let some of the pussy in bikinis slide…

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2017

26

Oct

Bella Thorne Breast Exam of the Day

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Bella Thorne likes to let you all know that she’s got tits…

She’s like the retarded girl I was in line behind at the grocery store with her handler, all picking her nose, rubbing her vagina all while figuring out how a bank card worked.. and laughing like a retard…you know just mindless, running off instinct, not necessarily that smart, you could tell by her drooling all over the place, but more calculated, hollywood, understanding that tits get hits…

She’s some raved up, ecstasy freak, that we call all hope ends up abusing, or on meth, like all the raver girls I know from my past who are all fucking disasters now that the raving has ended…

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2017

26

Oct

Tallia Storm Nipples of the Day

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Tallia Storm is a Scottish singing scam that was put together by her parents…or her mother who was an egotistical PR chick who knew how to do low level internet marketing – and probably saw all these vine stars make millions of dollars and all these youtubers get TV show deals and saw all these tweeters on tweeter twitter get book deals and figured “I can make my daughter my portfolio piece”…and put her togeter, get her the press, and some singing lessons and convince her to go to events for the paparazzi with her tits out…because people like young tits…

Here are those young tits, I support their marketing.

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2017

26

Oct

Lea Michele Seductive Genderless Dude of the Day

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Lea Michele Gellar may be a dude, but as we know with this gender neutral society, that means nothing, and that if she dresses like a woman, we must accept her as a woman, and objectify her as a woman, and jerk off to her as if she’s a woman, otherwise we are not being inclusive or decent human beings, we must let the dude pretend he’s a woman, and sexualize himself as a woman, with her leggings on…like a normal girl..

Remember when her boyfriend, the homosexual, was lead to killing himself because he had to pretend he was banging this dude, and she didn’t even care…she tried her best to act her way through it…but we could see through the lies…I liked that about her, you know pure emotionless psychopath…

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2017

26

Oct

Gameshow and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Throws 2000 Dollars at School Kids

Man Beaten by Neighbors for Public Bath

Getting Hit by a Car of the Day

Man Scared by Shark

One Chip Challenge Goes Wrong

Video Footage of Michael Peterson Shooting

Naked Jog

Fail of the Day

Vegas Armed Robbery

Men in Skirts Fight

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2017

26

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that women, at least the feminist ones, are all about their period, talking about the period, empowered by the period, making art with the period…but the second I ask them to mail me a vial of their period, they think I’m a creepy weirdo – when I am just trying to celebrate with them…

Maybe I need to do a period blood drive at the local grocery store, you know empty your period cup, that used to be called a KEEPA by the way, into this bucket…not for Mexico, Puerto Rica or Vegas victims….not for third world countries…but for me….you know to fill my bathtub with and roll around in wearing a white jump suit to make sure my halloween costume of human TAMPON is legit…not a lie..because everything out there is a fucking lie….

Except my stepLINKS..

Anna Faris Left Her Husband Over the Phone to Bone Chris Pratt – Nice Slut
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YouTuber / Vine Star Logan Paul on his 10 Million Dollar Mansion
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Julianne Moore Panty Flash
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The Chick Who Was Assaulted by Wheelchair Bound George H.W. Bush
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Halloween Stop Motion Pumpkin Carving
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The Trailer for a New GHost Story
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Ben Afleck and his New GF in a Sheer Top Were Home Shopping for 20 Million Dollar Homes
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Hot Nude of the Day
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2017

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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At least three college aged girls jogged past me today – I guess winter hasn’t struck yet – and girls know it is important to not be fat…and these tree girls were all wearing some short short spandex shorts – ass hanging out..pussy definition as the shorts jacked up into themselves and I realized what fitness really is about and why it is so important for chicks to not be fat…because it looks good…

At least one fat massive tit woman who’s tits crossed the street before she did – gave me a dirty look because she knew I knew she was disgusting and because a girI see walking her basset hound everyday in her 20s told me “I am going to tell my mom on you” as a joke after I showed her my penis…

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Selena Gomez Nipple
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Nicki Minaj Supports Rapists…
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Lady Gaga Dressed like a Whore Getting Out of a Lambo
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Demi Rose Slut!
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Skinny Model Legs in Leggings….
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Struck by Lightning
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Robot Zuckerberg.
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Katy Perry Crashes Wedding – Unfortunately – She Doenst Crash Cars into Brick Walls
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Human Face Puppet
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Kate Upton’s Got Some Gross Fucking LEgs
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Toni Braxton Nipple Pastie
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Kara Del Toro Lookin Hot…
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Isabeli Fontana Wet Nipple
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Halle Berry – SLutty
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Dani Minogue Slutty
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Katharine McPhee’s David Foster Fuckign Tits of the Day
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Slutty Marge Simpson of the Day
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Kim K is Having Twins…..
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Leonardo is Banging of
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Random Instagram Slut
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The Cast of Bobs Burgers Suck
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Daisy Lowe Tits
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Carlson Young – Slutty
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Selena Gomez Nipples
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George Bush Senior is a Sexual Predator
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Selena Gomez Slutty
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits and a Snatch
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Creepy Spank Video
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Princess Jasmine and her Fuck Machine
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Nude Shoot with a Shower and a Dildo
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Masturbating Skinny Chick
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Naked and Artistic Babes
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Slow Motion Titty Bounce
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Danielle Sellers – Naked
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Sex in Public
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Big Tits in Leather Fetish Gear
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A Bunch of Naked Girls
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Bald Pussy of the Day
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