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2017

25

Oct

Leo’s New Pussy is Juliette Perkins of the Day

Leo is pretending to fuck a 19 year old named Juliette Perkins….because I assume he owns the modeling agency that they are part of, you know maybe his agency owns IMG and they just use him to position the girls they are trying to get work to since he’s a fucking lie….pretending to live the playboy dream…being all rich and famous and respected…but really just being a homosexual…it’s all just marketing.

I know girls who have been sent on Leo trips – where he just ignores them or treats them like shit – it’s just some kind of casting – and they are playing a role.

I know people who know his house boy and who have told me this guy from his “Pussy Posse” with Tobey Maguire, I’m too lazy to look up his name, but I’ve been told he lives in Leo’s house, drives Leo’s cars and likely fucks Leo’s ass…

These rich guys are bored of all the pussy they’ve had thrown at them their whole life, but the media loves the pussy they fuck…

So her name is Juliette Perkins , she’s hot, not trashy, I follow her, she’s got barely any followers…and whatever is going on here it’s a good time to promote young pussy, that the pussy posse pretends to fuck…right.

Leo’s last bitch KELLY ROHRBACH is a famous actress in Woody Allen movies now…prior to him…garbage Sports Illustrated slut…he’s got that magic touched…dialed in…

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2017

25

Oct

Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson Butt Shot of the Day

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Fergie took a break from the meth to put out another album because girl’s drug addiction of choice is making money, being famous, having fans, even though she’s old as fuck and should just fucking simmer down and ride the money she made into her premature death thanks to the damage done from her meth addiction…

Instead, we need to see girl humiliate herself, embarrass herself, do shitty song and dance that she’ll pollute our ears / rape our ears with, when really the only rape we’re into when it comes to Fergie, is our faces with that old lady, still fit, recently single, still a mom ass…

I don’t know what this is all about but it is ridiculous…and no longer 1999 so fuck off.

To see pics of the old lady in leather pants walking around CLICK HERE

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2017

25

Oct

Angela Olszewska Looking Hot of the Day

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Angela Olszewska is some playboy chick who is naked all the time and I figured why not post some pics of her naked since she’s naked all the time – I support that behavior…

So whether she is naked in shoots or on her social media feed – she’s naked and I like that.

So anything that gets naked, even though it is breaking the rules of social media, just for her perverts who fill up the social media….to get likes, follows, fame, is someone we should pay attention to…even if they are just immigrant sex workers trying to get ahead the low level stripper way…she’s skinny and naked- i like it.

Here are her tits on instagram story….

Posted in:Angela Olszewska

2017

25

Oct

Dove Cameron Erotica of the DAy

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Who is Dove Cameron.

Let me know in the comments…

Oh right…

No one reads this site and won’t comment on the site by default – but when I do this kind of call to action – just to confirm I’m here all alone…right where I want to be…

Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2017

25

Oct

Taylor Swift Humanoid AI Nerd Erotica Of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the fucking devil…or revealing her actual self as a humanoid AI weird living sex doll that the nerds will jerk off to…because the nerds love robot women because they can’t take real women…they are creepy….

I think it is safe to assume she is a robot – Like Zuckerberg is a Robot…. that is why she exists…

I think it’s safe to say it is too bad no one hacked her or shut her down…

Because she’s garbage…the worst pile of shit ever.

I don’t want to post the video….

Fuck…

Here are some screenshots

More…

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2017

25

Oct

Camila Cabello Nipples Slip of the Day

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Here’s a good old fashion nipple popping out of the bra top for a good old fashioned nipple slip time – reminiscent of an era when nipples weren’t just broadcast to the world in a mass attempt to desexualize the nipple – but rather when nipples popped out time shame, humiliation, public lynching, bullying and all the other great stuff that makes us human, because the CHURCH that raised us, that we accepted as our overlord, doesn’t like sexuality / sluts or nipples…

BUT WE DO NOW….and really we always did…it was just other girls who were the haters..

That said, her name is Camila Cabello, she is straight from Cuba, via America, 20 years old…from some band called Fifth Harmony and girl’s out cockteasing the right way…nipple flashing on the red carpet pretending it’s some kind of slip up..when clearly mistakes don’t happen…girl knew her tit was too small for that bra…and wanted this..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIcS CLICK HERE

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2017

25

Oct

Pamela Anderson Naked of the Day

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Pamela Anderson got naked for some magazine at 100 years old – never too late to be a titty model, even when you’re a titty model by definition, it’s all you know, it’s all you do, and you’ve invested in your body…you know her bolt on tits are so youthful..and magical bolt ons probably only a few years old…because girl’s constantly trying to get them perfect, but never perfect…because they are fake.

Go Canada…

The only funny Pam Anderson story I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

These are bold, edgy, controversial because she’s so old, but whatever, they are Pam Anderson…with her new Liver from the Hep Cure…to this new life..

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2017

25

Oct

Bianca Booth is Not Instagram Hooker of the Day

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Bianca Booth is some Bali based instagram model who has a million followers and is a co-owner of a swimwear brand – which is really the clever hustle of the smartest instagram models out there – they all do it….because they need an excuse to post shameless slutty pics – otherwise it takes away potential brand deals…you know let the nipples out, let the world see the nipples, because the nipples, and really everything about this girl is hot bodied and I understand her instagram following…mainly because you can buy 1,000,000 followers for 5,000 dollars…

The world is a lie…..but I appreciate young entrepreneurs doing their thing. I want to take business lessons from her.

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2017

25

Oct

Intimate Family Photos of Ashley Graham of the Day

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Pig / Human Hybrid Ashley Graham made it to her mother’s retirement community down in the Bahamas where they fed her mom her favorite meal, which look like hot dogs, which I guess makes Ashley Graham’s mom a bit of a Cannibal, but I like to think she’s just got more of a passion for food than anything, you know like her daughter, bitch will EAT anything…

It’s nice to see that Ashley Graham doesn’t shun the dark secret that is her family are pigs in the tropics, left there by some farmer to make a tourist attraction…..most people would shy away from the truth, but outspoken, loud, proud to be fat…Ashley Graham….doesn’t shy away from being 300 pounds….or I guess her family history!

It feels great to connect with this monster on this level….she’s more likeable as a barn animal!!

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2017

25

Oct

Bryanna Holly is a 40 Year Old Instagram Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

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Bryanna Holly is some 40 year old looking instagram model with a rocking body – because when you’re an instagram model you don’t really have to do anything but workout and/or starve yourself because you have to secure at least a photoshoot a year to claim you’re a model -for your old rich boyfriends to think you’re worth the monthly fee.

I am not a fan of her, but she went viral in 2012 instagram via slutty pics, thanks to dating a Kardashian or a Jenner – pre dick being cut off…and because of that she managed to exist and since no one deletes people on social media – case proven in the Kardashians getting a 5 year contract with E….even though anyone you ask doesn’t care about the Kardashians, the mainstream media relevance struggle is real and they just latch into this shit…

So if you were posting slutty selfies in 2012, when IG launched, chances are you have a million or more followers and you can leverage that to great experiences that I guess are magical…so here’s that magic a decade later.

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