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2023

Sep

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bigger Swimsuit of the Day

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I am still convinced that Iskra Lawrence is a girl who cosplays as a fat chick, because she wasn’t getting anywhere as a skinny model chick, she was apparently signed as a skinny model chick, but just wasn’t getting any work….

So she got fat, made a viral video in “THE TUBE” about being fat, by wearing her underwear as a fat chick on the subway, and at the time it was that easy to go viral….

She ended up becoming the hero of fat chicks, working as a fat chick for brands, and the whole thing ended up being the gift that keeps on giving, but also a trap…

Like the instagram celebrity who is known for falling on her face, keeping up her feed by continuing to fall on her face, only through carb loading and laziness…

I just don’t believe Iskra, who is now OLD and Fat was organically fat, but rather used fat as a hook, which is hilarious because fat chicks are too lazy and filled with shame to actually embrace their fatness and attempt to monetize that fatness on an international level, running campaigns and all that other shit, that gets in the way of EATING cake time…

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2023

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It’s some global warming shit, and despite it being hot as shit for a motherfucker who can’t afford air conditioning all dying, in part because my obese wife is sitting across the room from me totally fucking naked with ice cubes on her giant fucking gut and the smells that come off her are traumatizing, the kind of smell a homicide detective would write “you just never get used to it” in his memoir….

So yeah, my bikini experience is hardly a bikini experience because I’m not near a body of water, so I get the half naked short wearing, cameltoe, sheer tops on the regular, but not the more important bikini, which is even more revealing than underwear these days, because girls are whores who like showing off their thonged asses I guess, just not to me, but on the internet for all to see, it expands the audience or some shit.

Here are some random chicks in bikinis or bathing suits because that’s the kind of outfit that makes them exist on the online social media channels, without bikinis, so many of these whores out there would be lost, confused, unable to do brand deals or to sugar baby or sell nudes, so thank you for the bikini for their existence…

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2023

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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stepLINKS and an updated site on Labor Day, who the fuck is this clown working on Labor Day and why is he such a fucking legend at this internet shit, a fucking pro, if by pro you mean prolapsed anus….a fucking prolapsed anus of a website webmaster website updater blogger….

I am going to start identifying as a woman, just because I’m called a misogynist for all these years, it’s better to confuse the haters, plus the women are far more vulgar than dudes, so I can talk about my yeast infections, my UTI and all the gross shit I put in pussy to help me Monetize!

I am not actually a misogynist, I’m actually impressed when I see big titty girls working the coffee shop, the ice cream shop, the grocery store, rocking their fitness sports bra and leggings, all hot as shit witj big tits and big asses all while working an actual menial job in a world of onlyfans, it’s almost lunacy….to think that girls off the internet aren’t whores while dressing like whores, maybe there is hope for us all…

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Salma Hayek 57 and in a Bikini
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10 Items From Tana Mongeau’s Amazon Wishlist!
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In Bed with Jennifer Lopez!
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MMA Fighter Valentina Vackova is on Vacation!
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Upgrade Your Tech With These Top Picks!
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Alexandra Stan in a See Through Dress!
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Firecracker vs Mouth
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Emma Stone Had “No Shame” Filming New Sex Scene!
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Coco Soaks Up The Summer in Her Bikini!
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Man Drinking Gasoline Gets Arrested By The Cops
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Scandalous Style: Tallia Storm’s Daring Covent Garden Look – Ass and Boobs Unveiled!
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Compilation Of Dogs Being The Cutest Things Ever
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Slow-Motion Clip Of A Rocket Sled Impact Test
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20 Disturbing Facts You Really Don’t Want to Know
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Johnny Manziel Broke NIL Rules and Here’s his Girlfriend!
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21 Hot And Busty Girls
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Mother Crow Teams Up With Human To Help Save Her Chick
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Fooling People With The Hilarious Fake Parking Ticket Prank
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Hailey Bieber Does Double Denim!
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Taking A Look At How Animal Sounds Are Made In Movies
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Genie Bouchard Gets Dressed Up!
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Sofia Jamora’s Scandalous Blue Dress: A Revealing See-Through Experience!
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Recovery Couldnt Possibly Have Gone Worse
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Would you jump in for 10 million dollars?
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Natalie Roser Down at The Beach!
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Pulled Over By Cops For Driving A Flying Car
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Sydney Smith the Livvy Dunne’s Busty Alternate Pulls Through!
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Lily-Rose Depp Braless in West Hollywood!
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Compilation Of Some Rather Crazy Train Crashes
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Well, That Was Dumb
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Woman Gets Bitten By Royal Guard Horse, Refuses To Stop Clicking Pictures With It
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The Girls Have Fun with Mia Moore
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Well… That Was Unexpected
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Christine Gautier with a breast exposed in Martingale (2023)
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Addis Fouche is a Naked Maid!
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3 Times? This is Outrageous
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Airport Girl Gets Wild!
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2023

Sep

Burning Man Mud Tits of the Day

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I think one of the highlights of the weekend was hearing that Burning Man had an Ebola outbreak and that all the loser who attended Burning Man were under some kind of lockdown or quarantine, which I thought would lead to them ending up dead.

Unfortunately, the worst kind of people who attend Burning Man, or who think it’s cool to see rich people cosplay as homeless and nomadic people, for some kind of freakish and Satanic Ritual that’s become some pop culture stop on the pop culture tour, that if you’re anyone in this world of social media, you gotta be at Burning Man, otherwise you don’t exist, or you’re not some higher level, higher functioning loser who can fuck with the tech billionaires who are drawn to the event because they get to see tits…

Burning Man is a nightmare, that should have been an actual nightmare, you know for the haters out there to get what we’ve always wanted for the assholes who live for this shit and talk about this shit all year while leading up to the shit….

But with their hippie bullshit comes naked whores and here’s a round-up from the muddy burning man that was not locked down due to EBOLA, unfortunately, but rain….

Fucking losers.

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2023

Sep

Stella Hudgens Brown Nipples of the Day

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I realize that girls are making stupid money on OnlyFans, the guy who owns OnlyFans, who used to advertise on this site before doing OnlyFans, paid himself 1 million dollars a day last year and still has stupid money within his company that owns OnlyFans, it’s a big fucking industry because dudes are pathetic losers who pay for shit they’d otherwise get for free, assuming the whore was naturally a whore and not just one of those money grubbers being a whore for money, since everyone has a price, which is one of the more unattractive things to find in a whore….

Well, Stella Hudgens, the sister to Vanessa Hudgens decided to hop on the OnlyFans money train thanks to dudes being pathetic losers who pay for this shit, and I haven’t seen her trying to intellectualize her approach to “I’m a pervert, I like porn, I like sex, I like money, I like being jerked off to”, which other OnlyFans girls try to do when anyone with a brain understands why they do it…MONEY…and ATTENTION…because they are soulless and disgusting and feel that their self produced they were giving out for free was some kind of purpose…

So I’ll take her titty flash as a more organic rich girl, celebrity affiliated girl, cashing in and paving her own way in her sex character for easy money, to potentially annoy the family as she dips into low level porn, but probably not since they sold Vanessa to Disney….

I like her captions, which scream “written by an agency who take 20 percent of her earnings so that she doesn’t have to do anything but take the pics, so that the dudes paying to sext her are actually sexting BOTS or Indians at a call center, SO HOT”…

The whole thing is stupid, but hey, brown Celebrity Affiliated nips on tits we used to be like “when is this sister going to end up in porn”….who has now ended up in some kind of porn, just not very good porn…

COAT ME WITH CUM….sure Stella, I believe you….fucking liar. Fraud. Fuck.

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2023

Sep

Hilary Duff Sauna Tits of the Day

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Hilary Duff is rich, she’s from the glory days of celebrity after being recruited by some pervert producers back when she was still a teen, playing some wholesome and corny characters that occasionally let her actual perverted, sexual persona that got her on TV in the first place, even at a young age shine through….

So from having multiple men, to having kids with multiple men, to doing the occasional tight pants, big fit ass because girl is sturdy, to now a masturbating in the Sauna with her bikini tits out for the perverts, you know she’s doing it for the perverts, she’s not here trying to do it for the chicks who still follow her after all these years, because clearly she likes being jerked off to, maybe it’s all she knows or stems back to some trauma of when she first got into the industry, where being jerked off to meant getting the job in a “It’s our secret” kind of way.

Point of the story, STUFF BY DUFF TITS….

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2023

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Nurses are the sex workers of the Medical Industry, just being as seductive and strategic in the workplace to do some classic homewrecking while working towards the pension in their high paid job, rather than being an actual sex worker at the strip club, so that you can secure that doctor who is committed to the woman who put him through med school but is ready to destroy new pussy now that he’s rich….he’s a doctor and exploring as much pussy as he can is all part of the fun and sometimes that Nurse is what is needed to push them over the edge….

I don’t really respect doctors or nurses, but I’m ok sexualizing nurses in their scrubs, no matter how gross those scrubs may be, no matter what weirdo infectious diseases they may have on them, from COVID to EBOLA….I’m protected by the screen, which is like a condom…OR A COVID MASK….but less fun because screens suck than diving right in and tasting those UTIs…

Here are some nurses doubling down by being a sex worker of the hospital and a sex worker on the internet for loser dudes with nurse fetishes.

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2023

Sep

Sophia Bush Weak Heart and Cleavage of the Day

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NEW FETISH CHECK…

I don’t really give a fuck about Sophia Bush, but she’s got a huge network of pervert dudes who fucking love her because she was on some nerd show or a show that appealed to he nerds a bunch of years ago. I don’t think she’s hideous but I also don’t give a fuck about her celebrity or sex appeal, especially 20 years after being on that show….

I am into this titty flash, bra flash, sports bra flash, because she’s incorporated some medical devices, which isn’t entirely a fetish, but seeing her tracking her heart, like she has a vaccine injury or some other terminal disease or heart disease….

Some of you probably have one of those “she’s sick, I’ll push her around in a wheel chair, I’ll even massage her feet when she’s in a Coma after the massive stroke her heart disease gives her”….

But yeah, check out those oiled up titty in a bra with a medical device pics….

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2023

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

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Here are some self proclaimed MILFS because they believe in the power of suggestion, they’re like “I’m a MILF” to which the mindless male retard is like “Tits, let’s go”…because ultimately, we don’t fucking care if a bitch is actually determined to be a MILF by the board of directors who decide these things….if the mom herself is like “I’m hot enough to get jerked off to, therefore I am a MILF, cuz dudes are basic, simple and have no standards and the majority will agree with me”….I see the “NICE BOBS” commenters of instagram and the internet…LOTS OF LOSERS out there.

I am not hating on MILFS, I appreciate their busy schedules, their priorities, their ability to manage a house, but most importantly I enjoy judging them for being whores when they should put the whoredom to the side to focus on being MOMS…

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2023

Sep

Noah Cyrus See Through in a Mask of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is one of those ugly chicks who turns herself into some sort of art project, by making herself uglier, which is not actual art because art doesn’t exist, especially at her level of celebrity family and richness, since I believe the struggle is what makes an artist…

She’s definitely got a fucked up face, so why not make it more fucked up by shaving off the eyebrows and getting face injections that make you look like some kind of muppet or team mascot costume.

If you put on a sheer dress, showing of the uneventful, even though they are Miley’s sister’s tits, which probably wouldn’t matter, since we can see Miley tits with the help of google or IMPORTANT cultural sites like this.

She’s got a pair of white panties on too, since I guess she doesn’t want the world to see her neo vagina labia dangling..

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