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2017

19

Oct

Chloe Moretz in a Bikini in “I Love You Daddy” of the Day

Chloe Moretz is fat but confident…because she’s getting paid a lot of money to be in her bikini in this movie, or maybe she’s doing it for her career, to seem like a thoughtful talented actress in challenging roles, I have no idea what this movie is about, I just know that she’s fat in a bikini in it and it’s not hot…big isn’t beautiful…I like skinny and tight bodied with some musculature, you know…..toned bikini body…not big and flat chested..

But her fans are pervert weirdos into comic books, and they’ve likely already jerked off to this, and I figure I’ll revisit it…because this Hollywood done gone fat, where hotter chicks are in our everyday lives, is not giving the hotter chicks in our lives the insecurity and unrealistic expectations we need them to have..they are all like “these celebs aren’t as hot as me”…making them think they are hotter than they are….it’s a terrible dynamic…

Fat isn’t hot in bikini

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day

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This is a good start, cover that face, neckless creature from TV hell I fear will climb out of my screen and eat all my food…..

Ariel Winter is a dumpy pig, it’s a look, it’s trendy, she’ll act like she doesn’t care, yet she’s in the gym everyday trying to not be dumpy pig, even though it’s trendy, because fat girls, despite acting empowered, hate being fat, I mean all fat people hate being fat, that’s why they starve themselves, just not very well, because they end up eating 3 times as much after they do, all humiliated and crying into the baked goods..and if you go to any gym, you’ll see that most of the people there are fat, trying to not be fat, but still fat.

Doesn’t matter, her selfie has a hard nipple and people, I am assuming people with no taste, but who watched her grow up on the internet and are creeps, really dig it….or maybe that’s just what the marketing people brainwashed the fans of the show to think…sexualize the youngin…even though she’s not hot…who know…the world is weird…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Allie Leggett in Iceland Dead Hefner’s Magazine of the Day

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Allie Leggett is some former Miss Kentucky with some tits…

She’s been doing nude shoots for a long time and they are great because she’s got some tits…

It’s the kind of Kentucky girl you wish was you sister in your Appalachia shanty…if you were from Kentucky or really if you have a Kentucky backwoods incest fetish, like you probably do…because she’s got them tits…

You know, hoping that your flipper retard babies that come from incest inherit those tits, so that you can go out there and grandpappy a baby with it when it turns 14 or whatever it is these backwoods Kentucky people do…

I figure….that’s all they’re good for…but know Kentucky Lives matter, like the chicken….and like the Bourbon…

Anyway, she’s finally made it and got into dead Hefner’s magazine that is one big Instagram model shoot without the EMOJIs to censor out the tits…and that’s as exciting as it gets.

She also posted some other slutty pics….because it’s her art.

Hot!

Posted in:Allie Leggett

2017

19

Oct

Elsa Hosk Topless for IG of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…only she’s as old as Candice so I don’t really know how she worked her way into this, but I do know she used to be a low level nude model, who broke through the noise and became a VS girl, getting paid, later in her career, giving all the slutty girls on IG hope that they will be found before turning 30 too…

She posted these boring topless pics and she looks good, fit, half naked…good times…until you realize she’s an entitled ego who uses her VS contract as a justification for her cunty behavior…they all do and girls like Elsa Hosk should because they hot.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Iskra Lawrence Terrifying Bikini Thighs of the Day

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I don’t know why Iskra Lawrence felt the need to rape our eyes on her social media feed with her massive thighs..but I guess we don’t have to look if we don’t want to…it is her feed and she can do what she want with it – like turn it into a fat chick fetish site and I guess that’s her right, it’s within the terms and services of Instagram, even though it’s fetish, it’s non nude fetish and they allow that…while they delete my accounts even when they aren’t nude…because IG is mean and I guess know better than to piss off a fat girl..with 3.7 million followers who will cause a fat girl uprising, and if all 3.7 million fat chicks into her jump at the same time, we could go into Apocalypse Now mode…SCARY…keep the fat girl calm…throw donuts at her…

Anyway, Iskra Lawrence isn’t that interesting, but she found that being fat brought her success, when she was a non fat apsiring model no one cared about, so she kept getting fatter, and isn’t even a real fat chick, but rather a skinny chick turned fat to capitalize on the fat chick movement, and it’s a good troll really…it’s working…but eventually she’ll have her legs amputated by diabetes and get what she deserves…hard to run now, those thighs rubbing, heart racing..well it’s even harder to run footless…something her creepy fans are probably into…because it is easier to keep her captive…

Posted in:Iskra lawrence|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Nina Agdal Is Done of the Day

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Nina Agdal has always had a garbage fucking face and she’s always been a half retard looking like she’s at a March of Dimes, retard program, some affirmative action, retard lives matter, in a world where some disorders, or weaknesses, or things that make a person difference, don’t get the riots or the press…because the retards aren’t on FB writing “METOO”….or whatever the cause of the moment is, they are too busy masturbating on park benches, or in Nina Agdal’s case, for Leo DiCaprio….because she thought she would get the press, the exposure, even pregnant and finally fucking matter…but he dropped her, like her mom probably did, hence the massive forehead…and she’s just back to drinking and aging, looking old and washed up as fuck and here it is….from Sports Illustrated model who doesn’t matter to haggard face that doesn’t matter…the Nina Agdal retard who made it further than expected story.

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Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Selena Gomez Tits in a Blue Dress of the Day

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Selena Gomez got that new new Kidney she ripped out of one of her on payroll groupies who was also an aspiring actress…and now she’s got the healthy tits…despite the anti- rejection medications and whatever else girl is on thanks to having an Auto Immune disease that will likely kill her…

But dead, dying, new Kidney, new face, or not, I like what her tits are doing…even if everything else she does or is doing is garbage, overrated, overpaid crap….I like what the tits are doing. I am pretty easy to please.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Elizabeth Elam Naked for Dead Hefner’s Instagram Shoot Magazine of the Day

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Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked…

I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…and these nudists do whatever they can….

All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…

Maybe flashing is in our DNA code…and watching is in our DNA…men like watching girls…even if they call us perverts….

Repetitive is good when it’s naked…

She’s in Playboy, dead Hefner’s legacy..in what was innovative nude, where the girls get pid, then in became a non nude pile of shit and now became the nude instagram shoot…over and over….

Hot tit.

Posted in:Elizabeth Elam

2017

19

Oct

Popsicle Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

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Father and Son Get Run Over Together

Elephant Get Saved…

Villagers VS Crocodile….

Burglar Keeps Going with Broken Leg

Kiosk – in Chile..

Houston Shooting / Carjacking

Naked Woman in Bar…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars…

Other people say I’m just a fucking pervert…

I like to think of myself as a charitable, social conscious kind of guy who cares about the culture, pop culture, society and humanity…I just show it in the form of asking for nudes, or offering to suck on a nipple of a barren / childless woman, to give her the sensation of nursing, something all women need to know they are women.

Most people don’t give a fuck…but here are some stepLINKS..

Scarjo On a Date with Bobby Flay – Looking Like an 80s Mom at the PTA
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Some Chick Named Maisie Williams Looks like a Retard
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Taylor Swift is a Cunt
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Make a Towel Elephant to Seduce your Sex Targets
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Laster Pointers are Dangerous
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McKayla Maroney on Being Raped by the Known Pervert Gymnastics Coach
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Godless – a Netflix Western
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Crazy Sex Offender Tries Destroying Computer
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Dragon in China
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Celebrity House of the Day
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Creeper Photo of Asses on the BEach
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