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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2017

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Good Shirt of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican signer, actress, illegal in America trying to steal all your jobs because the border doesn’t have a wall and a nation with no wall is no nation at all…right.

I mean, at least that would be the case if she wasn’t this Mexican singer, actress with rockin’ tits, as the immigration, like all things in life are way easier for good looking people…and this one is good looking…

She is fatherless, her dad died when she was 12, which opens up some daddy issues that could be nice, at least based on her cleavage…from her Wikipedia she says that she suffered from compulsive overeating as a result of her father’s death…I like childhood trauma in people, but mainly if the trauma leads to overeating that leads to tits like this…you know…I dig it.

More fathers of budding young hot chicks should die…you know to help shape them into the stars they are today..

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2017

Oct

Lindsay Lohan and her Crazy Accent Defending Weinstein while Wasted of the day

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The highlight of my day, and I just woke up, but I already know that this is the highlight of my day, because Lindsay Lohan, despite being forgotten is everything, a goddess, a religious experience, perfect…I mean for all the wrong reasons, but I like it…it feels like home…

So she’s living in Dubai, where I guess really rich people offer her the really rich life, without her needing to work, all she has to do is let them either shit on her or hang out with her, because it’s fun to have a child star like Lohan in your harem, it impresses the other rich oil people..

She’s developed some wonky Arab accent, because she’s not from Long Island and she didn’t spend the better part of her life, we’re talking the first 25 years of her life in America…she’s an identity crisis and not quite a good actress in whatever it is she’s saying..

But she put out a suck up video to Weinstein, because she knows i’s good to get on his good side, maybe he’ll hire him…

BUT ALSO…that hollywood is bullshit assholes trying to save face and they are all guilty of being sleazy greedy heartless disgusting fucks who stomp all over each other…

It’s so easy for the media to get mad, or run with a story, that no one should care about…like reall…he’s the exec for a company that makes movies you like why the fuck do you care about where his dick goes…or what it does….without his dick going those places most of your favorite shitty stars wouldn’t exist…

Lohan also asks his wife to stand by him, because it’s Lohan’s place, as if the wife didn’t know what he was up to…I mean this is beyond me – the media spin…clearly designed to distract us from something that actually matters in the world…like maybe World War Three..and other more interesting things..

Hollywood is noise, stop paying attention..

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2017

Oct

Stripper Show Turns Gay on Coming Out Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Poles Not Loaded Proper

Poor Bear

Idiot in the Manhole

Fatal Crash of the Day

Baby Gets Sucked Into the Tracks

Rebuilding a Vagina

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2017

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it one of life’s great tragedy that so many women, women I know, who I talk to, who I see in my everyday if I decide to leave my house, the girl at the coffee shop, the girl at the grocery store, the girl at the women’s shelter I try to volunteer at because I support battered women by offering them cuddles, the women at the bikini waxing place I stand outside of telling them not to kill bush…all have nude photos of themselves…I would say 1 out of every 10,000 women doesn’t have a nude photo of themselves…and I’ve seen none of them….

No matter how compassionate, kind, caring, attentive, I am to them….nothing…

It’s national coming out day today…and even if I come out as gay…they won’t gay best friend me and ask for vagina haircut advice…

Garbage…everyone…garbage…or maybe life is just unfair.

Eminem’s Donald Trump Dis Freestyle….
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Lindsay Lohan’s Face Defending Harvey Weinstein
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How to make a Pinball machine
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Bronco’s Sister Runs on Field Gets Ejected for the game
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Olivia Culpo Bra Top of the Day
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Kim Garner – Hot Body
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Some Porn Chick Cares About Hurricane Victims..
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Harvey Weinstein’s Wife Fake Leaves Him..
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2017

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The only interesting thing that is happening with this Harvey Weinstein is a deplorable creature who fucks girls who are willing to fuck him at the time of the fucking – because they want him to hook them up…is that all these celebs who are working with him are saving face publicly, while their teams release statements, that I am sure Harvey himself signs off on as they ask for permission in an attempt to not have everyone go down with the ship, because everyone and their mothers knew Harvey diddled the girls who seduced him for work…it’s the American Way.

Hollywood is sleazy, the people untouchable, funded by cocaine and mob money, always flash and glitter to distract…

Hollywood has always been degenerates, murdering people, getting off on crimes because of their star power…

Nothing has changed, nothing will change, but all these idiots in Hollywood polarize it all through the media and people believe..

Everyone knows what everyone is up to in Hollywood, it’s like a high school class of horrible people.

Everyone knew what was up….It’s an incestuous environment, they don’t piss off the money man who hires them, so just because Harvey has been “Fired” from a company he still gets paid from…doesn’t mean shit…and just because Afleck who owes his career to him, or J.Law, or any of these people condone his behavior, while having the same behavior because they re rich and famous, doesn’t mean it’s real…

It’s lies, all Lies, and now I must go grab soem stripper tit to feel better about things.

Fuck them all. All these fucking overpaid assholes with their egos…

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Gary Fisher Watching Cary Fisher in Some WTF Clickbait
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Rat Cow is Garbage
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Tila Tequila VS Muslims
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Natalie Portman Looking Old as Fuck
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Kellie Pickler Lives
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Camper Makes Burner out of Log
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Emma Roberts Broke Up Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson Who Cares
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Body
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Star Wars 8 Bullshit
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Debbie Gibson – Erotica
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Fails of the Week
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Margot Robbie Boring and Big at an Event
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Chicken Farmer Laughs Like a Chicken
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Josephine Skriver VS Model
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Cracking Glass Prank
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Annalynne McCord Slutty
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Lily Aldridge – Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics
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Ireland Baldwin Tits…
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Sculpting Freddie Mercury’s Face
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Elle Fanning Not Getting Fucked by Harvey Weinstein
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Lizzy Cundy Breasts
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Nina Dobrev Bangs Vs Nina Dobrev No Bangs Tops Things You Shouldn’t Care About
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Jasmine Tookes Athletic
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Elsa Hosk – Slutty Model
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Jennifer Connoly Legs
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Bill Clinton Hates Hilary’s Book
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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics
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Mariah Carey and her tits with her Gay Boyfriend are Creepy
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Vanessa Hudgens Goth in Fish Nets
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Cara Delevingne Skinny Legs at an Talk Show
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Girl Wishes Audience Member Gets Raped – Apologizes for Wishing That – People Forgive her
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Martha Hunt…Panties for Victoria’s Secret
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Amber Heard Bikini
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Woman Turns her Labia into Jewelry – After Labia Reduction Surgery..
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Some Chick Naked in Bed
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Big Titty Bounce GIF
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Driving Topless in Berlin
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Cheesy Big Titty Photoshoot
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Walking Naked in Barcelona
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Some Naked Ethnic Chick
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Spread Leg
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Wife Sucks a Cock for her Husband
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Cum Face Takes on New meaning
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Slutty Selfies!
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Banana Sucker
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Hitachi of the Day
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2017

Oct

Apparently You Can See Margot Robbie Nipples of the Day

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I saw these pictures earlier, and didin’t see any nipple. I was like who’s that big overrated actress over there in the crazy decorative like vomit after eating too many candies, and can I see her tits – or is that just a reflection from the flash…

Then I thought, well this is Margot Robbie and she is only famous for being the hot wife who is naked in Wolf of Wall Street – a role anyone could have done but this one must of done on a Weinstein Girl level to actually continue to exist…you know sell that soul..so maybe I do see tit…or is that just an optical illusion like when you stare at the black dot too long…I couldn’t figure it out, I put so much time into it, going back and forth, drawing Venn Diagrams and shit…and as it turns out there’s actually nipple hidden amonst the sequins….that sly, clever, subtle Australian trash turned Hollywood gold..she really got us good…

Too bad she’s not hotter.

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2017

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Posts Recycled Topless Photo – All Get Excited of the Day

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I guess this professional probably published in a magazine photo of Lily Rose Depp is already out there….it already exists..but 6 hours ago, she felt the need to share it with her fans – and I like to think of myself as her fan – not in a “my basement is wallpapered with pictures of her” kind of way, or in a “I jerk off to pics of her dad because he made her” kind of way but in a I hate celebrity children being all spoiled and entitled yet still getting what they want because the decision makers are pussies and fear what they think is powerful and rich and that can cost them their job – making for an army of these idiots just out there shamelessly self promoting even though they are already rich and can spend their days just chilling – but just chilling’s not enough for them…instead they have to rape us with their acting and modeling…it’s silly really..very silly…but as her number 1 fan…I must post it..

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2017

Oct

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Poses in Panties of the Day

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Adriana Lima and Alessandra Amrosio – the vintage / expired depending how you look at it…because both are bad to me – this whole vintage just means someone died in it – in this case both models / expired just means someone is past their prime and rotted out from the inside…and both are true…why are these women still working?

Is it because fitness, surgery, starvation, face injections allow them to still look tolerable…

Is it because their egos, their social medias force them to stay “relevant” in the eyes of whoever makes the decisions?

Does it really matter, I mean if anything let’s just hope it upsets older women who don’t look as good as they do, that always leads to insecurities and insecurities lead me me getting nudes…or at the very least blowjobs.

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2017

Oct

Farrah Abraham Fashion Model of the Day

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If you don’t know anything about Farrah Abraham, and you shouldn’t…it’s that she’s known for having a fashion model body….I mean why else would she be walking the runway…that tall, lean, delicate face….

I mean she’s known for that, fashion model shit, along with being a slutty teen who got pregnant to get on TV, and became famous on a reality show, that couldn’t sustain that fame after the reality show, but was always slutty and figured fucking worked for her before, that’s how she got famous, might as well fuck again in porn with a porn star, and carry out that sex worker life…it’s empowering…pays the bills…keeps people talking about her…when she probably should have done something else than film herself squirting…but I guess girl sees cameras and turns on…

Here she is fashion modeling, confusing maybe, but some brands are clever enough to use bottom feeders to add hype to their bullshit…I’d do the same by I can’t afford her 500 dollar or less day rate.

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2017

Oct

Lily James Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes….so they say…but I never trust old people, they are always scamming something somewhere…whether it is pretending they have dementia….so that they can sit and drool all day….while people change their diapers..those old people all lazy and shitting themselves…while eating tea biscuits…

So I guess that makes Lily James British, all classy with her bolt on British tits, as the Brit’s do…I’ve seen Page 3, I know their culture…it’s either you’re Royalty or you’re gutter trash and this Downtown girl is a nice mix of both…

HERE SHE IS ON A BIKERIDE – MAYBE THEY AREN’T BOLT ON TITS – SHE WAS JUST ANGLING

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