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2017

10

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Posts Recycled Topless Photo – All Get Excited of the Day

I guess this professional probably published in a magazine photo of Lily Rose Depp is already out there….it already exists..but 6 hours ago, she felt the need to share it with her fans – and I like to think of myself as her fan – not in a “my basement is wallpapered with pictures of her” kind of way, or in a “I jerk off to pics of her dad because he made her” kind of way but in a I hate celebrity children being all spoiled and entitled yet still getting what they want because the decision makers are pussies and fear what they think is powerful and rich and that can cost them their job – making for an army of these idiots just out there shamelessly self promoting even though they are already rich and can spend their days just chilling – but just chilling’s not enough for them…instead they have to rape us with their acting and modeling…it’s silly really..very silly…but as her number 1 fan…I must post it..

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2017

10

Oct

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio Poses in Panties of the Day

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Adriana Lima and Alessandra Amrosio – the vintage / expired depending how you look at it…because both are bad to me – this whole vintage just means someone died in it – in this case both models / expired just means someone is past their prime and rotted out from the inside…and both are true…why are these women still working?

Is it because fitness, surgery, starvation, face injections allow them to still look tolerable…

Is it because their egos, their social medias force them to stay “relevant” in the eyes of whoever makes the decisions?

Does it really matter, I mean if anything let’s just hope it upsets older women who don’t look as good as they do, that always leads to insecurities and insecurities lead me me getting nudes…or at the very least blowjobs.

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2017

10

Oct

Farrah Abraham Fashion Model of the Day

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If you don’t know anything about Farrah Abraham, and you shouldn’t…it’s that she’s known for having a fashion model body….I mean why else would she be walking the runway…that tall, lean, delicate face….

I mean she’s known for that, fashion model shit, along with being a slutty teen who got pregnant to get on TV, and became famous on a reality show, that couldn’t sustain that fame after the reality show, but was always slutty and figured fucking worked for her before, that’s how she got famous, might as well fuck again in porn with a porn star, and carry out that sex worker life…it’s empowering…pays the bills…keeps people talking about her…when she probably should have done something else than film herself squirting…but I guess girl sees cameras and turns on…

Here she is fashion modeling, confusing maybe, but some brands are clever enough to use bottom feeders to add hype to their bullshit…I’d do the same by I can’t afford her 500 dollar or less day rate.

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2017

10

Oct

Lily James Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes….so they say…but I never trust old people, they are always scamming something somewhere…whether it is pretending they have dementia….so that they can sit and drool all day….while people change their diapers..those old people all lazy and shitting themselves…while eating tea biscuits…

So I guess that makes Lily James British, all classy with her bolt on British tits, as the Brit’s do…I’ve seen Page 3, I know their culture…it’s either you’re Royalty or you’re gutter trash and this Downtown girl is a nice mix of both…

HERE SHE IS ON A BIKERIDE – MAYBE THEY AREN’T BOLT ON TITS – SHE WAS JUST ANGLING

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily James|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Pauline Santamaria Naked of the Day

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Here’s an instagram style erotic attempting to be artistic photoshoot of a girl named Pauline Santa Maria…SANTA MARIA she’s looking wild, and naked, and like she likes to have a good time, a great time, the best time….with her ass up in the air in some DOGGY style position that makes this less of an intro to a porn scene and more about artistry thanks to that brownish colored filter…

She’s not showing her actual cunt, but I like that her stage name matches her cross on the side of her body, in some religious experience her catholic roots would be proud of…they love this shit the catholics…I mean more so when they are little boys..but you know what I mean…

She’s a signed model, not that famous on instagram, maybe this is how you get famous on instagram, or maybe it is how you fade into being like every other girl on instagram…who knows…I just know she’s naked and I am looking at her..and her model agency is called VIP models which could be a brand of VIP models around here…that is an escort agency…but who am I to judge a woman getting paid to fuck, I am a feminist and I find it empowering…even when the pimp takes his 60%.

That’s about all there is to say about that.

RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.

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2017

10

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Stomach Hanging Over her Shorts of the Day

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Nothing says hottest girl on TV, you know “It GIRL”…Followed by so many, paid so much, on a hit show, like a chubby girl in short shorts with her belly hanging over the fucking things…NOTHING at all…

I mean sure, she could be hot, she could be worth wanting to jerk off to, she could have a neck, she could be in clothes that are her actual size, she could keep her damn gunt under a girdle like women do, but not this one…this one is just fucking dump trucking along and people are into it, they encourage it, fitness or not, it’s not working, she’s a beast…or a troll…or a hobbit…maybe that’s why you people like her..hobbit…only weirdos like hobbits and hobbit looking women…

WHO knows…who cares..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

10

Oct

Olivia Culpo in a Bra Top of the Day

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When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, but who has been invited to a handful of events, and has dated at least one Jonas brother…so that she’s managed to meet at least one paparazzi who she can call to schedule a meeting – where she can casually walk out of a venue, wearing a bra – like she’s fashionable and on trend – all while not looking at the camera so it looks casual…like she’s not involved in this plan…even though…she is the fucking plan…she mastered it…and it’s not even that great of a plan..but girl is out on the street in a bra and that matters to perverts like me…it really fucking matters.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

10

Oct

Rae Rodriguez Topless for Apple Season of the Day

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It’s apple season up in Canada where all the world’s apples are likely not from, but where every suburban asshole and his shitty family seem to get together to go apple picking in a weird weekend activity for a half mexican lazy dude like me who thinks “apple picking is for migrant workers, where’s the humor or fun in picking your own damn apples, and how did this orchard figure out you can get white people to do migrant work, and have them pay you to do it….”…genius really…

Rae Rodriguez is some signed to IMG, which is a serious agency, model, so seeing her tits makes her more luxurious…even when she’s got a Mexican name and is eating an apple that you’d expect her to get paid per unit to pick, as that’s how the Orchards do it when white people aren’t paying to pick them themselves…

I guess what I am saying is I spent the week drinking apple cider….becuase it’s cheap, magical, and from the earth…I figure if you rot any fruit to make it boozy, I’m a fan…and I guess I’m just muttering on about nothing when really you just want to see the damn model tits and you aren’t even reading this.

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2017

10

Oct

Lindsey Pelas Getting Topless for Attention of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas rose to internet fame from a video she did based on her massive fucking tits…that basically made her famous…like tits have made so many girls before her famous….it’s not all that shocking…since TITS are great…

She had 1.2 million followers and that eventually turned into 6.4 million followers because tits went viral….

I don’t know if she’s actually famous, making money beyond things she does behind the scenes, like through prostitution…that can be guised and anything she wants to call it…but I call it dudes would pay to play with these monster tits..

She’s not what I consider hot, she’s weird looking, but if these are real tits, and she claims they are…her instagram description is “genetically gifted”….they are wild, and they are crazy and they should be exposed more…and she should be getting paid by the song…before she gets too old…not that you’d be able to tell if she’s old or not..that face is too jacked up barely human..

She’s from Lousiana…clearly well fed…clearly the kind of genetic mess you’re into as you are a titty loving pervert since your mom never breast fed you…

Some of videos…

Posted in:Lindsey Pelas

2017

10

Oct

Lais Ribeiro’s Victoria’s Secret Birthday Party of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is the single mother, teen mom, Farrah Abraham of the Victoria’s Secret world, who is no longer a teen mom, her kid is like 20, and she claims to be 27, so my math doesn’t make sense, but what it comes down to is that she was imported from Brazil by the pervert billion dollar brand, and has since made a lot of friends, at least that what it looks like from her Birthday party that featured everyone from the Victoria’s Secret roster, because either was paid for by VS, or they just don’t interact with commoners unless it comes down to selling them made in China bullshit…

I don’t know what her birthday party was all about, but I got some of the pics, mainly because Josephine Skriver, the humanoid VS model is hot.

You should all go wish Lais Ribeiro a happy birthday on her social media feed…because that’s how you get into the position to K-Fed her…you know or creep her out and get blocked…but either way, who cares…an aging model is nothing ever worth celebrating.

Some videos:

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